Say you're a terrorist. What special forces unit do you NOT want knocking at your front door.
>>29309561
The one which dont knock
>>29309561
>That guy in the middle
He looks so... FABULOUS
>>29309561
Spetsnaz would be pretty high up on my list
>>29309564
this
if they're actually knocking on my door then things aren't so bad
its guys like Delta or SEALS that ride in on a helicopter than lands in your yard before they storm the place and shoot anything that moves that i wouldn't want
>>29309561
Short list
1. spetsnaz MVD, OMON, FSB or any of them
2. GIGN
3. literally anyone, fugg :DDD
SBS or SEALS would be a nightmare.
Well basically any would.
>>29309561
Hezbollah.
>>29309561
SASR first off. Despite the fact a lot of Americans dislike Australian special forces, almost all of them have an odd sort of vibe to them. They hit eachother, have brawls, throw eachother out of cars, and then are able to laugh it off. They have almost perfect chemistry and aren't quite right in the head.
Second, GRU Spetsnaz. It's almost a guarantee that if you're alive when they finish their raid, you're going to wish they just domed you.
Third, DEVGRU and Delta Force in equal place. Fuck those cunts.
>>29309561
I'd be worried about even the Chadian special forces knocking my door down
>>29309561
>That manlet second to the left
The Irish Rangers are good but I always crack up when I see this pic
>>29309561
>Say you're a terrorist
Wait, what have you heard?
>>29309819
that you touch yourself at night
and in the morning
and around mid day
and any time not already mentioned
>>29309780
What a lazy shoop. Not only is it stupid bait, it's dated 2010.
>>29309796
Australian special forces. Kek. Do they have to call to borrow guns before they go out?
Vympel group
Alpha group
Don't fuck with the KGB
>>29309561
Female gooks. I have an inclination to fear women in the spec ops industry – especially those from Asian countries.
>>29309561
PJ, CCT, SEALS, RECON marines, DELTA, green berets, and rangers
>>29309846
Due to the fact they're buddies with the US, in most cases they can get literally any gun from the US, and assistance from the US Navy, Air Force, and Army.
They're fucking NUTS.
>>29309846
I'm getting real sick of this shit
>>29309850
>hear loud knocking on the door
>hear horrific screaming in shitty gutter language as gooks try get you to open up
>look out peep hole and see knocking is actually a 4'11" gook woman trying to kick the door down
>surrender sides immediately
>>29309561
SAS, SASR, NZSAS.
SAD
Pretty much any special forces from either western countries, russia, china, asian tiger countries and a bunch of other ones.
>>29309599
they got their shit pushed in by isis recently. you could take them.
>>29309837 and that makes republican Jesus cry
>>29309561
>GRU would cut my junk off and rape me
>SAS would toss me down a four story stairwell because they don't want to carry me then beat my head in if I complain
>Delta would sodomize me with a broom and waterboard me
>Rangers would encircle me and make me fight all of them one by one until I'm half dead
>CIA would electrocute my nipples, tongue, and pecker with a car battery
>>29309920
>>CIA would electrocute my nipples, tongue, and pecker with a car battery
and then they'd start to torture you
>>29309920
>Delta would sodomize me with a broom
This will NEVER happen. ;_;
>>29309561
Late at night while you're sleeping, that's when the SOGgies come-a creeping...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by_66TiKsaw
>>29310105
"UBIVAY PIDARASOV!!!!"(kill this faggots)-my lovest part
>>29309920
>rangers making you fight them 1 by 1
Wat
rangers definitely
sure as hell would be hard to spot them coming with their universal camouflage pattern
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6BPJvYTZE
these guys
>>29309850
Sorry to bust your bubble.
Women in Asian army are exactly like women in western country.
>>29310228
Oh, I feel much safer now. Thank you. Surely when a group of them barges through my door, I should be able to take them out – even by means of hand-to-hand combat.
>>29309561
they look so silly
specially the dude in the middle with that flashlight
WWII era Finnish LRRP.
>Group of angry Finns pumped full of aspirin, heroin, camphor, sulphoamide, methamphetamine and opium
>They don't sleep or eat
>No matter how far you try to escape, they will always ski after you
>>29310330
No worries. When push comes to shove.
Whip out your glorious Caucasian cannon(black one is even better) to render them harmless.
Any that outnumbered me
Unit 777. Given their track record only the hostages are in real danger
>>29310399
>bait them with a sauna
>lock them out and run while they're distracted
you might just have a chance to live
>>29309561
None. If the Special Forces are after me it means I've fucked up.
>>29309561
Bruce Power
>>29310737
ELLO BRUCE
>>29310681
Booze also works. When it was time to push Germans out of Finnish Lapland as part of the peace treaty, Finnish forces were severely distracted by one of Lapland's largest booze storage in Tornio. Germans had left it there to slow down Finns and when it was discovered, what was stored there, the Finnish advance was halted at once. Two battalions lost their ability to fight temporarily. This is remembered as the Magic Night of Tornio.
>>29309715
Joke is, my capitalist friend, you don't want any of "1." anywhere near you even if you're not a terrorist. But, eh, by that time you already ARE a terroirst.
Mabye not omon. Omon will just knock your kidneys off.
>>29310790
>Very late in the evening of 1 October the Finnish troops of Infantry Regiment 11 captured a German supply depot - which were colloquially known as 'little-Berlins' - and found large stores of alcohol. Order and discipline disappeared from the 2nd battalion of and from most of 1st battalion as well. Later on even the newly arriving 2nd battalion of Infantry Regiment 53 was also accidentally directed to the same location with similar results. Events at 'little-Berlin' essentially meant that Finnish forces in the area lost a whole day and allowed Germans to marshal their forces. The Finns were starting to lose the initiative
goddamn talk about sacrifices
>>29310867
All in all it was a tragic war. Germans didn't leave soon enough, so we had to fight our former brothers in arms. If we didn't, Soviets would have attacked again.
>>29310886
>Germans saved the Finns asses from a soviet naval invasion by defending Narva
>Finns have to kick them out just to appease the commies
the nazis weren't free of fault,since they blocked the finns from help when they had a pact with the soviets during the winter war,but they make up for it afterwards with all the weapons
>>29310901
The whole WWII was only about making the least bad decisions for us. Still, I think Soviets were the biggest evil.
>>29310928
I dunno man, Stalin was hardly a fellow but you're talking about the war started by literally Hitler and Nazis.
>>29310947
From our point of view, Soviets started the war.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War
Saddest part is, modern Russians are proud of their atrocities and are still occupying our lands.
>>29309930
Lmao
French Secret Service Special Force.
>>29310961
>Stalin tried to use the safety of St Petersburg as an excuse to grab territory from the Finland and undermine her sovereignty
>Uses Finland refusal to do as a casus belli
>Flash forward 2 years later,Germans were steamrolling the Soviets and asked the Finns to help them in sieging St Petersburg
>Finns pointedly refused to do so,even though it seems that Germany is almost winning
damn those commie scum
Crazy fuckers
>>29311041
>damn those commie scum
Indeed. No honor at all.
>>29311135
Eagle=EU
>>29311164
It's the Russian Imperial Eagle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russification_of_Finland
>>29310105
Looks like they were just using blanks to concuss/ spook the fellas inside the car.
>>29311205
Thanks for ruining the joke, you fucking autist.
>>29311071
How many souls has the one on the right stolen?
>>29311233
What did you expect? This is in our genes.
>Asperger is a “diagnosis” alright, and you either have it or you don’t, but the traits that identify an Asperger are many, and you don’t have to have all of them, or all of them to such a degre that you would have been given the “diagnosis” Asperger had you been examined for this, in order to be seen as having a European mind. In Europe we can even see entire tribes thinking much like Aspergers. The most obvious example is of course Finland
https://thuleanperspective.com/2013/10/14/hallow-heal/
>>29309796
SASR didn't meet enough standards to operate with other tier 1 units of the Americans, unlike their far superior Canadian JTF2 and British SAS compatriots which have been key toward training America's SOF since their inception.
And if you want to change it, tell your top tier guys to stop clowning around and learn to shoot better then. Otherwise they'll always be in the minor leagues.
>>29309561
I don't care how actually operator they are, but I just HNNNNG at classic navy blue utilities, soft vests, and MP5s.
>>29309561
GSG-9, GIGN, MARSOC, ghurkhas, and the spetsnaz GRU.
>>29310092
You know that's a picture of an action figure in that picture, right?
It's a fucking toy
every thread
>spetsnz
>rest /thread
>>29309561
JTF2. No thanks.
>>29312792
But they are one of the best, whats the issue?
>>29309561
Any of them
>>29310130
>tactical group poop.webm
>>29310658
Given their track record why haven;t they rebranded?
How bout these guys?
>>29310092
>CIA Sad
Wouldn't CIA probably operate better if they were happy? Chronic depression can lower energy and slow reaction speed.
Any of them, but I haven't done anything to deserve being shot so I would probably just sit on the couch in my underwear and do nothing while it happened
>>29312854
Trigggers me errytime when people don't realise there's a shit ton of very different spetsnaz units, fuck even russian lifesavers have their own spetsnaz.
>>29309561
Those top secret AFOs and SMUs that we still don't know about.
>>29310658
>Unit 777
Interesting. What is the biggest fuck-up a Special Force has ever committed?
>>29313082
Op-Malta without a doubt. From Wikipedia:
>In 1985, Task Force 777 was dispatched again to deal with a hijacking, this time to Malta. An Egypt Air Boeing 737 (EgyptAir Flight 648) had landed in Luqa Airport under the control of Abu Nidal faction terrorists, purportedly as retaliation for Egypt's failure to protect the terrorists that had hijacked the MS Achille Lauro earlier that year. Several hostages were released (11 person), and at least one Israeli woman was executed.[4] Although the operation was planned more carefully this time, the TF 777 operators committed several mistakes that would eventually prove fatal to many of the hostages.[5] As explosives were detonated to attempt to blow a hole on the top of the airframe, the explosion ripped through the cabin area, immediately killing 20 passengers.[6] Using the same hole, the operators gained entry to the plane but in the confusion opened fire indiscriminately and killed and injured more passengers. In the ensuing chaos, passengers that managed to flee the plane were then gunned down by snipers in positions around the airport who mistook them for terrorists attempting to escape. The total number of passengers killed was 57, out of 88 total.[7]
>>29313125
I'm a pretty shitty soldier at times, but goddamn.
Can you fucking imagine that after action debrief?
>>29313247
I'm picturing total silence and disgrace.
>>29313247
Actually I can't. That mission is too absurd. I think their commanding officer would have just sobbed under a desk afterwards. Might have also been the only time Muslims drank booze and it was deemed acceptable.
>>29313370
Like how far up the CoC do you have to go before they can go from being ashamed to being mad at their subordinate?
>>29313484
I don't think there's such a point, because special forces are usually considered to be the tip of the spear. They're supposed to be the best of the best and if the best of the whole armed forces are this bad, the rest are worse.
