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>>29298408
>>29298408
>>29298933
>>29298408
>>29298940
>>29298956
>>29298962
Would like to point out this isn't faggot op posting
>>29298972
This is slavic cat trap. OP a lazy shit
>>29298985
>>29298933
Faggy shit
>>29299000
>>29299008
Cause you did sooooo much better.
>>29299010
>>29299008
I've seen worse.
Pic not related.
>>29299027
>>29299046
>>29298882
hah!
>>29299062
>>29298945
I should watch The Unit all over again
>>29299156
No. That show was awful.
>Train up for mission
>mind is blown by basic tactic like in webm posted
>character gets shot
>Has "other side" Jesus talk about all the people he killed
>Secret mission to recover religious artifact
>CSM conducting raids
>ignore all tactics to look cool
Mission impossible was less hokey
>>29299239
This
You didn't even mention the very stereotypical women characters yet. They were only in the show to attract a broader audience. (AKA your GF won't force you to change channels)
>>29299046
>Doesn't really matter
>a Russian stabs you with a pike
lol
>>29299274
That really killed the show for me.
I don't want to watch a "fictional badass operator" show to be interrupted every 4 minutes for some "Army Wives" bullshit where everyone's name ends with "iffy" or "illy," and they talk about stupid domestic crap.
Get to the fucking chooting.
>>29298985
>>29298933
Found the PV2
>>29298408
>>29298972
This is a Futurama quote kek
>>29299286
Also, they put very little effort into researching Delta tactics. Basically it took on the feel of a cop show with delta guys playing SWAT team to the guys in civilian clothes who ran ahead of them during CQB.
>>29298408
.....that's about to turn into a gay porn isn't it?
>>29299046
That made me laugh.
This is from when the first Abrams kill video came out.
>>29299064
interdasting
>>29299697
This
While they put some effort into getting the dialogue and attitude right in the first season, they obviously didn't have enough budget to operate properly
>>29299699
>>29299837
>that guy that turns and watches his leader then turns back
>>29299837
slavs are the most fun
Has anyone got the one where an AK disintegrates while firing? I'm building a CAI folder.
>>29299862
>ak disintegrates while fireing
from tainted ammo in sandnigger land or bubba fucked it?
>>29299867
White guy I think. IIRC he had a blue parka or something like that.
>>29299862
I got you bro
>>29299008
I pissied myself laughing I can see that
>>29299895
>>29299862
le cia tainted ammo face
>>29298962
Imagine looking at this from the future.
Imagine looking back at WW2 and seeing Hitler write shit on a wax tablet.
>>29299895
Such a damn shame, AK-74s are normally $700 rifles.
>>29299884
I've had absolutely no interest in this game until now. Is it worth torrenting just to MAGA?
>>29299920
No, not at all.
>>29300041
>this is what bongs actually believe
>>29300023
What's actually going on here?
>>29300047
I live in America and I imagine this is what happens in places like Chicago and Baltimore on a daily basis.
>>29299283
that's great, you got a source for that gif?
>>29300058
take a wild guess
>>29300126
Is this the future of war?
>combatants shitposting at eachother during battle and posting pictures of enemy corpses on social media
>>29298408
>>29300143
She talked a LOT of shit, anon.
>>29298985
>Warhammer40k.jpg
Fap material incoming
>>29300143
yes
soon we'll have those nice online gaming chats irl combat
>fu camping noob
>lol stop suking so much
>I fuk yor mom bich
>lmao pwnd!!1
>fuking cheeter
>>29298408
>the placement of the right arm
>>29300228
>>29300276
>fuking russians stop spamming air support u bitches
>>29300255
>that subtle interracial cuck reference
jesus
>>29300255
You know someone on /furry/ actually drew Eddie Eagle porn to go with that story right?
>>29300255
Did somebody say Fap Materiel?
>>29300276
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8bc_1452851391
welcome to the future
>>29300340
>literally gets so butthurt he starts crying
This is the future of war
>>29300255
>you will never get butt teased by Eddie Eagle Jr.
Why even live
>>29300340
Syria is literally a free for all clan war
>>29300375
That weak banter though
>we are the soldiers of god
>no WE are the soldiers of god
>we will kill you
>no WE will kill YOU
>[allahu akbars in tears]
>>29300388
Arabs have never been very good at banter, but this is just the beginning of mic trash talk in real war.
>>29298933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14
>>29300255
>wtf does pizza have to do with gun safety
I CAN'T
>>29300255
https://eddieeagle.nra.org/
For reference, here's the Eddie Eagle video that spawned this terrifying (albeit boner-inducing) monstrosity
>>29300422
>>29300403
/k/fur/ did a couple images, one of Eddie solo with a basketball, AR15, and his cum covered dick. And one with him fucking Galil chan.
>>29300422
>that image
did you jerk off shrek?
>>29300255
Hey. I'd like to formally apologize for writing that greentext. I meant it entirely as a joke, and every time I look back on it I feel guilty and sick.
Sometimes, I feel like there is something deeply unhealthy going on in the 'ole noggin. Then again, I'm on the world's most egregious Cambodian claymation board, so I guess everyone feels the same.
>>29300500
I jacked off to it then commissioned fan art
>>29300500
You have my condolences, mister 300-500.
>I fapped to it multiple times
>I now have an addiction to antrho eagle porn of all kind
>>29300519
>>29300509
Please share.
>>29300537
Sorry, at work.
>>29300547
>browsing /k/ at work
I'm sure this thread will still be up anyway.
>>29298962
that's because they took the materials we handed out to school kids in Iraq.
I had a notebook with some black and white drawn teenage girl on the cover and kept it up in my turret. After everyone had watch I went back and she now had fishnet stockings, piercings, purple hair, lipstick ect.
Everyone who took a shift on turret watch added a detail.
We named her Sabrina, and I'm pretty sure I have her around here somewhere still.
>>29300572
I DON'T WANT NO TEENAGE QUEEN
>>29300552
Fair enough, what do you want?
>>29300642
A dropbox or a link to all the eddie eagle stuff you know of basically. I'm not proud of myself.
>>29300537
>>29300519
>>29300509
Last thread >>29280085 isn't even dead yet guys, knock it off.
>>29300650
I know of exactly 2. My boyfriend would probably draw some in exchange for a wilson combat bushing compensator ffor his 1911.
>>29300692
I'll take what I can get.
>>29299046
fucking kek
>>29300552
>>browsing /k/ at work
hell,that's where i am right now.
>>29300729
I mean I'm ignoring class to read funny /k/ memes and wait for porn of a cartoon eagle so really there's no judgment here.
>>29299837
I love how they question him if it is still hot after he says it five times
>>29299850
kek
>>29300661
>that one guy who got it correct
my favorite's Mr. Squatting Jacks
>>29300572
Post it.
>>29300734
>porn of a cartoon eagle
He's also a teenager
>>29300255
I don't understand the pizza thing.
>>29298408
>>29298985
>>29299840
I saved the exact same picture, do you remember where you got it from?
>>29298933
>air striking her hospital ETA: 2 minutes
>>29299419
Really dude, like fuck that dirt up I guess, fucking infidels
>>29300865
Thanks for reminding me that I haven't been a teenager for awhile now, that's depressing.
>>29298945
Hmm, looks like they're partially weapons trained, I wouldn't want to mess with them.
>>29298956
>Because the rifle is gay as shit
>>29300254
kek
>>29300998
Thanks for cracking the code.
>>29300661
special forces
>>29299884
>/pol/playsagame.png
>>29300979
How old are you?
>>29301069
Finally old enough to buy funs.
>>29299840
>Fallout: New Vegas.png
>>29298962
He wanted HK
He got HK
>>29300661
I actually couldn't do that reliably until age 15. I had some balance and coordination issues. PE was torture because they used that to warm up sometimes so every week I'd have to dread the risk of looking like a retard.
>>29301146
brb, buying a usp and painting hello kitty on it
>>29298408
>>29301081
>He's a child
Jesus, I'm only 26 and I feel ancient just being on /k/
>>29300729
Wait....are you implying I can browse /k/ while not at work too?
>>29298408
Here, saved this gem from a thread yesterday
Fresh off the presses, although it may be closer to rage.
>>29300126
not even the same person, mudslimes can't do anything right
>>29301901
>there are people on /k/ who actually believe this
>>29302021
No, this was an anti-gun argument on another board. Babby killing assault rails allow you to attach a bunch of death dealing stuff, and also act as heatsinks for rapid fire child killin action.
>>29302052
>Babby killing assault rails allow you to attach a bunch of death dealing stuff, and also act as heatsinks for rapid fire child killin action.
Wow..
>>29299064
Really though, say you got like a B1 with a bigass electromagnet in place of ordinance, and had it fly at the same speed as a missile, like one of those big anti ship missiles that fly horizontally, couldnt you then capture the missile by doing that?
>>29300661
>TomClancysTheDivision.gif
>>29302075
If you could get a B1 that fast, then you wouldn't even need a Minuteman.
>>29302114
>/k/ rules
I hope you wont win a ban dude
>>29302075
Even if we ignore the insanity of getting the aircraft into that position at all, you're probably going to be severely disappointed when the lack of ferrous materials in the construction of the missile means your nice big, heavy and power hungry electromagnet has no noticeable effect.
And if you go with some kind of direct physical grab, again ignoring the somewhat notable issues of getting the aircraft there, you're going to need pilots with balls several orders of magnitude larger than the RAF pilots that caused V1 rockets to crash by using their wingtip vortices to upset the airflow to the rockets wings.
>>29302018
aight hillbilly god bless 'murica
>>29300948
>technical
So...no eddie eagle porn?
>>29302233
>posting this shit in a humor thread
Don't you have a clock to build, Ahmed?
>>29299920
That webm is probably the most entertainment you'll get out of the game.
>>29302233
What was it like when the abrams blew up your house?
>>29302233
You do realize most of the insurgents were from OUTSIDE Iraq and that the Americans were greated by cheering crowds, right?
Tldr: the insurgents are the bad guys that fucked over Iraq.
>>29302174
If there were ever to be an exception to SFW rules I would hope that webm qualifies.
>>29299239
I haven't watche sit yet. Is that seriously the entire plot?
>>29302233
>all this edge
Do we need to start shit spamming the hell out of the thousands of hours of overhead C130 gun ship, helicopter and fighter/bomber footage?
Only Muslims are stupid enough to think these videos anger us instead of fueling the love of bombing their incapable, incompetent and 3rd world asses to shit, along with their entire bloodlines.
Knuckle draggers...not even once.
>>29300388
It has an über 40k nerd feel to it.
>>29300435
Source. I need the mental scaring.
>>29302833
I'm not entirely sure what the context of this picture is, but I feel oddly aroused.
>>29299840
PROFLIGATES
>>29302833
1st and 3rd Reich alliance
>>29302638
>that filename
>>29302638
What's with ISIS and these retarded filters and effects? Do they have some 13 year old who just found out how to use Windows Movie Maker doing the editing?
>>29298933
Thin blue line
Moldy labia
Sheepdog
Bark
Bark
A
R
K
>>29300435
Sauce?
>>29299652
I cant believe the US air force would bomb that hospital
>>29300388
>>29300375
This is hilarious. I'm trying to imagine how the Civil war would've went down with radio bants like this.
>>29299652
What was that thing? A mosque?
>>29302703
That was seriously like a weeks worth of episodes....except the whole 'get shown a basic tactic and be blown away by it" that wasin nearly every episode I saw.
>delta doing train up of hostage rescue
>Doing glass house drills
>one no name Operator stumbles
>other no name operators giggle
>CSM Allstate Isurance fires live rounds between two no names
>"Once the bullets start flyin there is no taking then back"
>All no names look at him in awe loke he laid down the gospel
Later
>No names stacking on a corner
>Its sloppy but whatever
>main Character in civilian clothes walks infront of them
>Does 90's arcade shooter game bad guy corner pop around
>The rest of delta follows
Take an episode of the GI Joe cartoon and make it live action and you have the unit. It is on that level.
>>29302720
Yes. Please do
>>29300945
look for the muzzle flash around 11 secs in, bottom right, by the building
guy in tonk is trying to draw fire as a means of locating the enemy position, so he can then upgrade to tonk gun and fuck up their position.
Generally speaking, those people have been fighting at various intensities for like a decade plus. Which makes it lulzy when armchair generals like you talk shit on the interwebz
>>29303974
edit: bottom left, derp
>>29299505
this, this is why i love /k/
>>29303362
Not him, but I hope this is entertaining anyway.
>>29302233
Nice post 10/10
Would bomb again
>>29304135
>Hey I gotta pee is there a safe place to land?
>Thermal says its all clear
>Ok cool, drop me off Im gonna piss behind that dune.
>Lol Imma hover over him and watxh him in thermal
>Fuuuuuu
>>29302316
You still waiting?
>>29302114
Why, uh, is Robert Cop shooting all those dudes in the dick?
Is this some Chinese bootleg or something?
>>29304576
it's from a video where a dozen of indie movie producer made each scene of the first robocop movie, this one is scene 27 and is the best by far
if i remember well it's called " our own robocop movie"
>>29300661
>third on the right
>>29301361
>go to /k/ humor thread
>anon posts a comic
>contains two characters from the inner sanctum of my magical realm
>mfw
>>29300827
>yfw it's probably the only one in the team that made it in the 1st gen iraqian SF
>and he probably died when ISIS came in full force in his country
>>29302964
makes it look cool and hip and edgy. Attracts the kids living in IS territory. Basically ISIS go "Look at this. See how cool and modern our tech is? Just like the tech the infidels used to bomb the shit out of us"
>>29299920
Source?
>>29302638
>all that buildup
>perfectly good missile wasted
>barely dents the tank
>>29302901
>Carl Carwindows
Holy fucking kek.
>>29304645
Actually, it's "Our Robocop Remake".
>>29304404
Yes. I couldn't find it myself since I'm a failure.
>>29300435
>One fucking Galil-chan
Now that's triggering
>>29299046
>Do you have superior weapons?
>Fucking duh
Lost my shit right there
This is a good idea right?
>>29305082
>>29305788
Is
Ya know she wanted it, you dickweed.
>>29300048
Hardly /k/ related, but I still kek'd.
>>29298933
That's the kind of fucking retarded shit mental rejects post on facebook and everyone whose brother was a Recon Ranger Seal 11th Brigandier Compnay Beta shares
>>29299913
It's a shitty century built M74. You know, the rifles that despite century arms fucking up in the past with 5.56 barreled Tantals, managed to make the same mistake with the M74.
>>29299027
I love this picture so much. I'm fucking certain this was his actual thought at the moment the camera shutter went off.
>>29299046
I begift thee 40 keks
>>29299845
>that's a fuckin leader. he's a guy who would convince me to charge a mg42. and smile while doing so.
>>29298408
>>29306859
>bucket
It is not even a metal bucket, just plastic.
>>29299046
You forgot
>Do you ride a horse
>>29307194
You wanna fight about it?
>>29303315
Looks like it was just a prayer speaker tower
>>29307242
He's gotta eat sooner or later, so he may as well use his food as a helmet before he gets hungry and eats his sandwiches.
10/10 innovation.
>>29306116
Someone left their rifle in the bathroom at the range
>>29306278
>dude stands up at the end
hory shet
>>29305347
Hey man, I managed to find this on the interwebs. Kinda sucks though.
>>29304677
You too?
>>29300661
i see one of them is a slav
>>29307767
>>29307635
Where's the other one?
>>29307776
>>29307786
>>29307776
Impressive.
>>29307796
>>29307810
>>29307820
>>29307829
>>29307781
Other one?
I see you Axerlord
>>29307854
No you don't
>>29307838
>>29307861
>>29307861
I like stalking and namedropping
>>29304773
Under rated post. 10/10
>>29307861
>you will never exercise your authority on some faggot hippies
>>29304728
>>29299920
Looks like a scene from 'Ultimate Force,' which is like a Brit version of 'The Unit.'
>>29300255
this one is a cute
>>29308066
I want more story of this
>girl takes GI home to have roof over head till figures shit out
>>29306096
Say, didn't you get a Bizon shipped to you several months ago?
>>29300990
Underrated post.
>>29308066
I think America needs to start using its bombers to air drop burgers to impoverished nations.
I really do.
It would literally be the most American thing I can think of.
>>29308125
Burgers in cartons that play America the Beautiful when opened like those musical greeting cards.
