ITT: /k/ shoots an M1 Garand together. One round at a time.
I'll start.
BANG
>>29288136
BANG
BANG?
PING
CLING
>>29288158
>>29288161
jesus fuck private who the fuck put only 3 round in your clip?
>>29288164
IM SORRY SIR! I WILL LOAD IS AGAIN, SIR. THANK YOU SIR!
>>29288164
SORRY SIR LET'S GET ERR BACK UP AND RUNNING
CLICK
>>29288174
BANG
>>29288183
MEDIC PRIVATE DUMB FUCK SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT
>>29288186
S-sir that's not my foot, sir...
>>29288186
OUT FUCKING STANDING.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF PRIVATE DUMB FUCK?
>>29288183
>>29288136
SIR I LOST MY RIFLE :(
>this thread has potential
ok I'm rel- OH JESUS FUCKING HELL
>>29288206
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>>29288200
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. DID THE SPECIAL ED CLASSES DRAFT FIRST THIS YEAR? NEWSFLASH NUMBMUTS! DON'T. PUT. SKIN. IN. METAL.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Bang!
1 potato
>>29288246
>>29288206
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>>29288243
GET THE FUCK DOWN PRIVATE WE'RE UNDER FIRE, DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU MAGGOT
>>29288252
I, uh... Help? Anyone? Please?
>inb4 ban, worth it
>>29288268
when i say she's the only girl youll get i did not mean it that way private
>>29288268
remove your dick from that rifle and shoot back at the german>>29288265
>>29288265
EVERYONE TAKE COVER!
ELIMINATE THOSE KRAUTS.
EXCEPT FOR
>>29288278
HE'S JUST A CIVVIE ASKING THEM QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS 98K
HE SEEMS LIKE AN OK GUY.
THESE DUBS SAY MY BANG JUST HIT THAT KRAUT
>>29288265
SIR I FOUND MY RIFLE! IS THIS IT?
>>29288331
Private. I don't know where you found that, but it will have to work for now!
>>29288344
OH SHIT. BUZZSAW
EAT RED GLARE KRAUT!
*swoosh*
>>29288136
BANG
>>29288361
SIR I NEED SOME CLIPS FOR MY ASSAULT RIFLE
I've called in some Eastern Europeans to assist!
Ivan! Get your squad to the south and engage the enemy!
BANG
ohshitohshitohshit SARGEANT! which one was my rifle and which one was my gun again?
>>29289324
YUO SEA IVAN
SERGEANT, I NEED TO PEE :(
FOLLOW MY TRACERS! ENGAGE! ENGAGE!
BANG
Y'ALL SHOULD BE MORE LIKE TROMBLEY!!!
OKAY MAG IS LOADED, LETS TRY AGAIN
>>29289625
MORE LIKE TROMBLEY?!
>>29289642
Pew
LOOKS LIKE IT BOUNCED OFF THE ENEMYS COAT SIR!
SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF OUR SQUADMATES HAS GONE MISSING
>>29289677
WELL NUMBNUTS, WHY'D YOU LET HIM OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SIGHT?
ALRIGHT MEN, GEAR UP FOR A RESCUE OPERATION. WE'RE GUNNA RESCUE US A RETARD.
>>29289688
GREETINGS FELLOW GUNNY.
LOS ALAMOS SENT ME.
WHICH DIRECTION ARE THE FUCKING KRAUTS IN?
>>29289392
SWEET BABY JESUS, PRIVATE, ONE IS FOR SHOOTING AND ONE IS FOR FUN!!
LOOKS LIKE THE BEST OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOMMA'S ASS CRACK!!!
>>29289719
WELL AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE BULLETS COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS US, THEY HAPPEN TO BE IN THE FORWARD DIRECTION.
>>29288268
>>29289324
>T-they're not FSB
>I-i promis.
>>29289688
HE WENT PEEING
SEEMS LIKE THE KRAUTS CAUGHT HIM
>>29289672
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING
FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING!
>>29289779
fbi pls go
>>29289791
SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, SOLDIER, ARE YOU EVEN AIMING?
>>29289733
They're being god damned slow about it.
The Buzzsaw man is dead, and their other guys are having trouble doing much of anything.
>>29289779
I... that's brilliant private. I like you. YOU CAN FUCK MY SISTER.
>>29289816
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG *ohhhh yaaaa*
SIR, YOUR SISTER DOESNT HAPPEN TO BE A KRAUT DOES SHE?
>>29289859
SHE'S AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE PRIVATE.
HERE'S HER ADDRESS AND OPERATOR NUMBER WHEN YOU GET STATESIDE
Sir I dropped my grenade somewhere over there.
>>29290225
WELL YOU HAVE ABOUT 4 SECONDS TO GO AND FIND IT.
Don't worry guys! I got this! I'll give Jerry what for!
>>29290225
Lel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WC36u2xha5Y
>>29290291
THOSE MEN MIGHT AS WELL BE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS COMPARED TO THE SORRY SONS OF BITCHES IN FRONT OF ME.
>>29288322
Sir checked sir
B A N G
BANG
BANG
Oh no! Sir double tapped it!
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG PING
Uhh sir hide your dog
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>>29293338
PRIVATES, WHY AREN'T YOU FIRING YOUR GUN? WHY ARE YOU JUST SHOUTING "BANG"?
DO YOU HOPE TO KILL THE ENEMY BY YELLING AT THEM?
>>29293385
Do you? Checkmate atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8
BANG
BANG
BANG
>>29293385
SIR IM RUNNING OUT OF AMMO FROM ALL THIS SHOOTING
SIR WHAT'S A BUMP
KABOOOM
>>29289658
MORE LIKE /TROMBLEY/?!
>>29293385
TANKITY
TANKITY
TANKITY
SARGE THIS JUST THROWN TOWARDS US SARGE
ANYONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS?
The old guy I borrowed this from at the range keeps yelling at me because I calmly placed two gundam figurines on either side for a picture.
He said my glock is dumb because he doesn't want to pull the trigger twice.
>>29299257
OPEN IT UP, I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME SOUP
ENEMYS APPROCHING!
PING!
>>29298148
WHOPPER JUNIOR
WHOPPER JUNIOR
>>29299395
AH SHIT THAT AINT NO CAN OF SOUP
THE JERRIES ARE CLOSING IN ON US
pzzzzzzap
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
CLICK CLICK CLICK
Did anyone request Air Support?
BANG BANG
DACHING
DAMN IT IT'S EMPTY!
It sure is peaceful in the Navy. JUST KIDDING ITS THE MARINES! Lost a shitton of people at Guadalcanal
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PING
