I have a new, if unconventional, battle buddy. What should I name him? Because I am a non-creative POS.
Also, to keep it at least a little bit related, stories of battle buddies past? I have none.
>>29238738
Name him Gimpy the Weird-Footed Lizard.
Alternatively, Steve.
Mr. Snek
>>29238756
>Alternatively, Steve.
Is this a meme?
My girlfriend keeps asking if we can buy weird pets and name them Steve.
Name him Kurtis.....after Kurtis Blow.....then blow your head off for starting this stupid fucking thread
>>29238738
Snot
Dragoon. Drag goon
>>29238738
LIZZIE
THE
LIZARD
or H&K MP5
Snugglesaurus
Name it jebidiah
>>29238738
Mosin.
>>29238738
Erwin Rommel
Name him John cena
Name her jennette cena
>>29238738
Scaleface Killah
>>29238738
Name him Solomon
You guys need to step it up. My battle buddy is a Boa named Lieutenant Dan
>>29238738
Smaug.
>>29238738
Kurtz.
>>29238738
Ma Deuce
>>29238738
Hillary Clinton
Lizzard
Fireball
Cricketslayer
Sprinkles
Herman Goerring
Snekman
I think either "Charles" or "David Icke" would be a great name for a lizard.
Or Eddie. Eddie Lizard. But you would have to paint his toenails pink.
>>29238738
Battle buddy thread? Cool. Here's my new buddy.
I adopted her about 6 months ago. Great dog, walks well and has been pretty easy to train. She does get silly amounts of hyper when it's time to feed her or take her for a walk. I mean she turns into a 100 lbs furred wrecking ball. Dog proofed the house shortly after the first time. She acts like she's the boss of everything and everyone except me.
>>29241516
Just make sure you randomly take her food away from her shortly after feeding so she doesn't get too territorial about it. That's how a lot of people get bit.
>>29242009
I don't think she's territorial, I've had dogs that were territorial but she doesn't act anything like them (outside of being excited).
Then again, my mother and I are the only two that have fed her since she was adopted. And she knows that *I* am the boss.
