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Alright /k/, I love the smell of Hoppes No. 9 so much that it's
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Alright /k/, I love the smell of Hoppes No. 9 so much that it's starting to become a problem. Any other reccomendations on other bore cleaners?
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>>29233327
I use vinegar to clean my bores, it breaks down grease so the bullet can travel through smoothly and uninterrupted. Really helped me with my accuracy, now I can shoot MOA at 50 yards bench.
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>>29233353

>I can shoot MOA at 50 yards

So...2 MOA?
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>>29233353
>MOAat 50 yards
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>>29233353
U havin a laff m8?
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>>29233413
yeah bruv I could shoot 2MOA with a shotgun.
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Bump. What do you guys use? Hoppes has always worked well for me but I can't use it anymore as I am unable to control myself when I smell it.
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>>29233384
>So...2 MOA?
That's now how MOA work, you retard.

>1 MOA at 50 yards is .5"
>1 MOA at 100 yards is 1"
>1 MOA at 200 yards is 2"

MOA isn't some fancy slang for "1 inch".
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>>29233400
I don't even care if that's a trap, I'd smash.
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Ezoxx
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>>29233504
Deer makeup is super cute, it's irresistible.
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>>29233507
Maybe I'll give it a shot. Anyone using anything homemade?

>inb4 thermite

I just need something that works as well that I'm not sexually aroused by when I smell it.
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>>29233504

No kidding , I will smash the trap that dressed up in cat ears and paws. I can't resist cat ears and tails.
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>>29233572
>I just need something that works as well that I'm not sexually aroused by when I smell it.

wot
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>>29233635
Dawww
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>>29233670
I've always had this weird thing since I was little where the smell of Hoppes No. 9 turns me on.

>be 11
>dad takes me to range to teach me too shoot
>have ruger super single six
>fuck yeah, still love that gun
>shoot all afternoon
>come home
>dad shows me how to clean the revolver
>gets out cleaning kit, rags, oil, can of hoppes
>set everything up
>pop the lid off the hoppes
>mother of god
>that smell
>penis becomes diamonds

So i basically just sat and cleaned this gun with my dad for a half hour while trying to conceal my monstrous erection.
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>>29233718
cont.

Ever since then I usually open a can of hoppes when I masturbate or if I know I'm going to have sex soon I will put a little splash on a rag and stick it under my bed. Two days ago I took it too far though which is why I'm trying to find a better solvent to use. Can greentext story if anyone is even interested.
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>>29233749
Go on...
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>>29233780

Okay.

>two days ago
>get bushmaster moe m4 in mail
>strip it down to clean it as i always do with new guns
>get overwhelmed by the smell of hoppes
>start jerking off
>fuck it
>grab bottle of hoppes
>pour some in hand and rub it all over my dick
>burns a little bit but feels good
>rub a little on my asshole
>magpul foregrip is sitting attached to my upper, which is still disassembled.
>douse it in hoppes and shove it in my ass
>cum buckets
>immediately start to feel sick and dizzy

I was basically sick up until this afternoon. So yeah, need a new bore cleaner.
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>>29233826
Wtf? That's wrong ...... frog lube.....
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>>29233839
What does it smell like? Also is it just lube or is it a cleaner as well?
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>>29233826
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>>29233839
Was it frog lube people were claiming to be coconut oil or something lately?

If so, OP might have another problem with gun cleaner and his dick.
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>>29233504
>>29233548
>>29233573
Patrician taste confirmed
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>>29233915
Source?
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