The first lady says she's going to take your guns by force with the help of the US military and LEO community.
What do you do?
Masturbate
Bury most of muh guns
check my digits
masturbate
go to bed
Fbi git an stay git.
>>29191621
Sorry sir, but your neighbor has reported sightings of you carrying your firearms to and from your car. I'm going to need to extensively search your residence and the surrounding area. We have a FEMA camp set up for you to stay until the search is complete.
Unfortunate go-fuck-yourself accident.
There's a boat involved somehow.
Form my own country, with blackjack, and hookers!
I was on the moon at the time.
With Steve.
>>29191664
Okay
Can I masturbate while I wait?
>>29191570
Something something boating accident something something civil war 2: electric boogaloo
>grr, I'm gonna take your guns!
>Who are you?
>The President's wife!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>No one gives a shit
>>29191741
I understand that reference/10
>>29191570
I rat on my neighbors never having been boating and point out the fresh dirt in their back yard. Then I wait 2 weeks for that check to come in the mail for me being a good citizen
Is this a thing on house of cards?
>>29191805
Kinda sorta it's not a big plot point or anything though
>>29191805
>>29192017
I always figured frank would repeal the 2nd amendment and run for a third term after I watched the 2nd season when it was released.
Shame they took a boring bold n the beautiful approach instead.
>>29191570
Kill them all.
>>29192017
You know there's an exact same picture of this but with the nations reversed.
>>29191570
Sit back and relax while the military and LEO community tell her to go fuck herself
>>29191570
>First Lady
>having the authority to do this
I'd laugh my ass off.
>>29191570
Fart cum into my gun for lube
>>29191570
>What would you do if the First Lady said
I'd stop reading right there.
>>29191570
so it would be just like Tipper Gore and the music hearings in the 80's?
>>29191570
>>29191741
Is the first lady the penultimate officer wife?
>no official power
>status entirely related to taking the dick of the commander in chief
>massive ego
>officer wives club tier projects like michelle obongos war on fat kids
>>29191570
Clap as based governor Abbott secedes Texas.
>>29191664
Meanwhile, I can hear the hungry slavering of a million constitutional lawyers.
>>29191570
>What do you do?
If it's gotten to the point where any president is forcibly disarming citizens with the help of the military, in all likelihood, die.
Possibly via Drone Strike.
Distribute some free literature
Feed the ducks
Play some five on one
Did they actually say they'll get rid of guns in season 4? I'm still in the middle of 3.
>>29191669
10/10
>>29191805
I just started season 4, don't spoil it you bastards
Go door to door saying "HI HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY GUNS? NO? SOMETHING ABOUT A BOAT? OKAY CARL MARK THIS ONE OFF, NEXT ONE!"
>>29191570
>no ma'am/sir
I can see whole battalions of Marine infantry defecting, I know I would or I'd at least take as many traitors down with me.
ATF pls go.
>"your guns, sir?"
>sold them to a friend, he lives in xxx
>"your guns, sir?"
>sold them to a friend, he lives in xxx
>"your guns, sir?"
>sold them to a friend, he lives in xxx
>"your guns, sir?"
>sold them to a friend, he lives in xxx
repeat until they get mad
Hide my guns like people hid jews. Continue living my life and wait for it to blow over.
