>stationed outside calcucka in ubekistan
>this thing comes out of nowhere
what do you carry to protect your ass from this given the reaction time?
>chillin on yo corner
>this fucking cop comes out of nowhere
what jordans do you wear to give you the reaction time to prevent video related?
>>29167937
>not lebrons
enjoy your bottom bunk, bitchboy.
will they evolve to hold glocks?
I have no faith in my accuracy, panic firing or not, so I'd have to go with a flamethrower. It'll scare it off whether you scorch it or not.
>>29167937
>average american police
Nigga I WISH all our cops were that awesome
>>29167913
that thing doesn't look any bigger than a bobcat.
You carry pic related and when dangerkitty is grappling and biting the arm you threw up in self-preservation you pull this out of its custom kydex sheath and stab the fuck out of it.
Make sure you keep it razor sharp, dummy.
>>29170035
fogot pic. because i'm the dummy.
>>29167913
>This thing
A dog?
>>29168003
what the hell is that
>>29170074
Looks like a Cheetah.
>>29170080
Are you serious?
>>29170074
whiptail scorpion
>>29167913
extend your crest and spit poison into it's eyes
>>29167937
I don't know if jordans would help, but eyes on the back surely will.
>>29170039
>>29170035
>Not using glorious nihon steel to defeat inferior arab mammal
Enjoy being lower class
>>29167937
Leeroy Jenkins!
That's what you get when you don't poo in loo
>>29168003
wow that thing sucks at grabbing
>>29170094
Yeah, I googled it.
