Is it possible to survive after being impaled?
>>28886469
depends
Vlad the impaler avoided puncturing vital organs as much as possible so they stayed alive days.
There's that dude that got a railroad spike through his head and lived.
Countless particles and waves pass through our bodies every second.
>>28886469
Yes, unless you're stupid enough to try pulling it out yourself.
>>28886469
>google search the image
>no results come up
Ooooooooookay
>>28886469
Story of pic?
>>28886469
phineas gage
though getting impaled is like rolling a D20, depending on what you land on you could be various levels of fucked
>>28886616
You do not want to know
>>28886647
Why?
>>28886663
>>28886696
What the fuck does that have to do with my question?
>>28886708
He's saying that its niggers being niggers
A Mexican fell ass-first on to a tree trunk and lived. Never shat the same way again.
>>28886696
i don't get this picture
>>28886730
Is there even a story behind the random pic the faggot posted for the thread though?
>>28886725
>principles
>self evident truths
The ancient societies that sacrificed their own children were principled, respected, and knew they were doing the right thing, too. After all everyone knew you either had a bad harvest and your family starved or you sacrificed a child to the gods and the harvest was good.
ITT- post gored matadors
>>28886756
Some sick fuck impaled an innocent grasshopper to feed his sadistic mind. Sounds familar?
Nig shoot other nigs because they're rival gang members and all fir the purpose if feed theur sadistic minds
>>28886696
Yes, it's possible to survive being hung too.
>>28886725
Did she have short hair in her porn?
One time, in the dessert, I saw a grasshopper jump up and land on a cactus thorn. Thorn went right through him. I pulled him off but he didn't make it.
>>28886791
Antman
>>28886791
Such is life in Valhalla.
White people shoot other white people an awful lot, too. WW1 and WW2 are two examples.
>>28886791
No actually it don't sound familiar but I'm gonna assume a random /b/tard came by here correct?
>>28886647
Antman?
>>28886814
>that feel when you're trying to be a good Samaritan and you can't do anything
;_;
Niggah is you Antman?
>>28886469
Yes, of course.
Just don't pull out the thing impaling you.
>>28886821
>>28886830
>>28886842
Don't mention that sick fuck!
>>28886853
Its always possible
>>28886826
> Comparing countries going to war to gangs shooting each other for bragging rights
Okay
>>28886828
Yeah, or OP just got the picture randomly? ??
>>28886853
Who the fuck is antman?
>>28886725
>principle-less whore
Guess what. Every bitch has done some debased shit. That slag you hold in regard. Your favorite teacher when you were a little kid? Your doctor? They've all regressed to their natural state at some point.
Men and women are not the same.
>>28886874
some retard with a brain tumor
>>28886883
Who died
>>28886892
Hopefully
>>28886892
Antman passed away because the tumor was inoperable and his last thread was about making a plague mask be able to use NATO gas filters
Hoobidy Doobidy
>>28886708
He's saying you're ignorant.
>>28886469
Yes, with varying chances of survival.
>>28886908
Screencap?
>>28886807
>>28886826
>>28886838
I really do not feel bad for these people. Not even a PETA fag but literally "mess with the bull you get the horns".
I've also known several spaniards and hold their people directly responsible for the retarded macho bullshit mexicans get into. Watching some faggot who wants to drink red wine and get into fist fights with other guys in silk shirts get gored will never get old.
>>28886469
Your mom's still alive so yeah.
>>28886981
Holy fuck!
Is the pipe okay?
>>28886872
You think soldiers are humble? You think they hand out medals and ribbons to make them feel humble?
LOLOLOL
War is, and always has been, a bloodsport.
>>28886992
Damn son
>>28887005
Yeah no shit it isnt humble, but most soldiers don't fucking choose to go out into that shit fest. Wars are ***MOSTLY*** faught to protect your country, or to liberate a country (note i said fucking Most) comparing war to fucking Jamal shooting Jacquan because he's wearing red instead of blue is fucking insane. Doesn't have to be Jamal it can be James Shooting Paco for having different letters on his tattoos, it's nothing like war you imbecile. Fuck how are people this dense.
How many references to OP's mom are in this thread?
>>28886469
>fuck
>>28886908
That's kinda a neat idea. A combat plague doctor.
>>28887005
War gets me a nice-looking patch for my right shoulder pocket. That's all I care about.
>>28886790
Thats gotta be a pain in the ass to heal.
>>28887038
These days the military is just a fun toy used by politicians to enforcensure their biddings.
>>28887068
Ouch, don't cut me with that edge.
>>28887053
>"Please have mercy"
>>28887046
What the fuck is this?
>>28887138
OP's mother factory
>>28887046
>white dildos
Do they not want people to buy these?
>>28887053
You can see the pure terror in his eyes
>>28886988
I feel the same. I have no problem with bullfighting either of course, I just think that when you engage in risky business you ought to know what the consequences are.
http://www.necropolis-of-shadows.com/morgue-complex/TheRoastingGrotto.htm
Living after impailment to the max
>>28886469
If I remember correctly, the impaling method employed by Vlad "Tepes" Dracula left the impaled person alive and in agonizing pain for up to three or four days. I can't recall the exact details, but the sharp point of the pole would, with the way they impale these people, push aside the vital organs and not pierce any of them. Ensuring the poor fucker impaled would suffer as long as possible. Granted those were mostly Turks, but yeah it's pretty crazy stuff.
>>28886469
Maybe in a medicuboid while the body heals?
>>28887187
>>28886988
The absolute best is that I think recently someone just came back from extensive surgery after getting gored and impaled, and then the first time back in the same fucking thing happened, but worse. Not sure if the guy died.
>>28887053
ah, the false prophet impersonating Larry being impaled and soon burned at the stake
>>28886807
I literally "oh shit"ed when i was on the phone lol. That sucks.
>>28887004
Pretty major puncture wound, with parts severed.
I don't think this road lamp will ever light again.
>>28886570
Five posts in. There's hope for you faggots yet.
Screencaps of antman please
>>28888409
>>28886570
I wish she still did porn.
>>28888555
Wow
>>28888555
Not even hell has room for such a diabolical monster called antman
>>28888555
edgy tryhard lmfao
