i fucked up today /k/
>leave desktop on when i go to bed to watch netflix
>use nerf dart gun to shoot power switch on desktop when i finally go to sleep
>be tonight
>roll over to remove desktop with nerf to turn it off
>in sleepy state grab my home defense gun instead( which is right above my nerfgun)
>without realizing it aim and pull trigger shooting my desktop
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>panic sets it
holy fuck cops havent showed up yet thankfully
Lol, post pics
This is where a an iPad or other tablet really comes in handy.
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
>>28864444
quads demands
>>28864453
This.
>>28864425
If truly autistic enough to keep a nerf gun and HD gun right next to each other, post pics.
>>28864425
pics nigger.
>>28864425
>shutdown -f -s -t 7200
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>28864425
Literally fucking kill yourself. Do you know how fucking stupid you have to be to EVER have a negligent discharge?
You are the worst member of the gun community. You fucked up.
Kill yourself immediately.
>god damn right I'm triggered
>>28864425
>( which is right above my nerfgun)
You fucking retard.
Why are you using the power button to turn your pc off anyway? They hate that shit.
things that didn't happen
what, you can post on 4chan but can't post pictures?
go shitpost on reddit instead
enjoy the increased tinnitus my friendo
Probably didn't happen but I've got one that almost did.
>Cleaning guns the other night
>Cleaning HD gun because I was shooting it that day
>Like to keep a gun loaded
>Grab my P99, put 5 rounds in the mag and chamber 1
>Finish cleaning and load HD gun
>Drop and unload the mag on the P99
>Mag back it, gonna dry fire it to decock
>Finger on trigger pointed at tv
>Something told me to just press the decocker, do it
>Decide to rack the slide again
>mfw a round pops out
>>28864713
At least it was almost a fuckup, and not a total fuckup.
You should blow out your knee, just to be certain in the future
>>28864713
I, too, also make sure I have at least one working firearm around.
But I usually have the AR or shotgun out and loaded when cleaning handguns and a loaded handgun when cleaning longarms. that why I don't get confused as to what's loaded and what's not.
>>28864425
>just Glock owner things
Typical.
If the cops come just say you dropped a board and make sure it doesn't smell like gunpowder inside.
At least you're not as stupid as that NofunsMA tripfag. He narrowly missed a gunstore clerk and wrecked a $2k rifle while showing off his CC (which he knew was loaded).
>>28864604
>>28864740
Oh boy, you sure sound like a cunt.
>>28864455
Double dubs demands what quads demand.
>>28864796
Uhhh story?
>>28864806
Oh boy, you sure sound like the type of incompetent faggot I'm talking to.
>>28864862
Yeah NDs are for retards, how people fail to practice good gun safety is beyond me
>>28864912
It's so easy to avoid. People who do this are the literal degenerate scum of the gun community.
>>28864957
You're gonna sit there in all honesty and tell us you've never made a mistake while using or handling firearms? Well hot damn. Everyone makes mistakes anon, everyone. Be it driving, shooting, working, anything. If you say you've never made a mistake while around firearms you and everyone else knows you're a liar. Although you'll never admit it because you're mommies special snowflake who can never do wrong and everybody else is just stupid.
>>28865007
Well I personally have never had an ND and I've been handling firearms since I was 10. I'm 21 now.
>>28865007
Well Mr. Bond, I know this is hard to imagine, but not everyone is a fucking retard, and lots of people can follow basic safety procedures.
So no, I've never fucked up, ever.
Go ND into your brain
>>28865052
>So no, I've never fuck up, ever
I bet
>>28865072
Regarding firearms, never.
It's easy to be safe. Here, read this kiddo, it will be a good start
http://concealednation.org/2013/11/the-4-rules-of-gun-safety/
Maybe daddy will buy a BB gun if you recite the rules from memory
>>28864425
bullshit. never happened. fuck off with your false flag propo
>>28865123
When was the last time you got a good night's sleep?
>>28865540
yesterday after he fucked your mom
>No pics
Didn't happen.
>>28864425
Are you fucking serious?
What did /k/ tell you about this? What the fuck have the last two ND threads been about?
c'mon man....
>>28864856
Pretty straight forward.
>carrying 1911 in condition 2, which is retarded because you have to pull the trigger on a loaded chamber to do it.
>at local gunstore, whips out 1911 to show it off. Removes mag, ejects cartridge.
>when he's satisfied showing it off, reloads mag, chambers round, pulls trigger and eases down the hammer.
>goes about the store and find another opportunity to show off his CONCEALED carry piece.
>this time, when pulling the trigger he doesn't ease the hammer down.
>bang
>gunstore bans him.
Kinda defeats the purpose of concealed carry if you whip it out any chance you get. And the idiot insisted he only carried condition 2 because it was safer than carrying cocked and locked (like it was designed to be carried).
>>28864425
OP confirmed Mr. Bean
>be asleep
>slightly wake up, barely conscious
>"what a strange feeling, what is this object brushing against my hand?"
>SNAP
>mfw i crushed my headphones with my retard grip in a half-woken stupor
>mfw this is not the first time it's happened
And that's why i don't sleep with a loaded weapon.
My father once strangled my mother in his sleep while she was pregnant with me.
I fear for my wife.
>>28866119
Your subconscious is a fucking psycho.
>>28864425
You do realize this could have just as easily ended up being the reverse situation, where you accidentally grab your nerf gun during a break-in, right OP?
>>28864425
Post pics or get the fuck out.
>>28865052
Sometimes shit happens.
>digging in swampy area with bobcat
>oh hey that's a fucking rifle!
>pull it out of mud, receiver is basically a block of green shit, wood is basically gone
>take it to shop, try to get it cleaned up, hammer is jammed in the cocked position
>trying to work off green shit to cycle rifle to see if it's loaded
>suddenly the hammer drops
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>black powder .44 has blown a half gallon can of stain sitting on the end of the workbench into a shop-wide mess
>"well I guess it isn't loaded anymore"
>spend hours cleaning up horrible mess
Oh Winchester, you clearly knew what the fuck you were doing in 1866.
>>28864713
>gonna dry fire it to decock
anyone who does this deserves whatever they get
>>28865072
I've been shooting since 12 years old, and I've never had any kind of an accident.
Holy shit, how fucking hard is it to
>pick up gun
>clear the gun
>resume operations
>>28866152
Neat.
>>28866152
Post pics
>>28864425
>shoot power switch on desktop
Fake and gay. What motherboard do you have that allows you to turn your computer off without holding the power button down?
>>28867367
Most computers respond as if you just pressed windows > shut down if you press the power button senpai.
>>28865123
Is that benicio del toro or joe mantenga?
Keker Spaniel
>>28867367
>doesnt know how to config power button to sleep or hibernate or shutdown with a single press
>>28867380
>most computers
No :^)
>>28867419
>actually configures it so a cat or woman can turn their computer off in anger
>>28864740
>>28864604
>>28864957
>>28865052
>>28865098
This, my young children, is why you always filter trip fags.
>>28866119
Why the fuck do you sleep with headphones?
It shocks me how many people have this 'lol shit happens' attitude about NDs. I've carried a gun everyday for the last 10 years, in and out of combat zones, and never once had an ND. Have I made weapons handling mistakes? Yes. But an ND to me is a whole different level of fuck up and should be treated as a 'rethink your position on owning firearms' wake up.
>>28867422
I just went to my power settings on my desktop to see what is bound to my power button. I have never changed that setting on this computer and it seems windows 7 has defaulted it to "Shut down".
>>28867446
For real? Go ahead and press it real quick. Then maybe try holding it down :^)
>>28867422
mine does, fag
>>28867513
Get a better computer kid
>>28867439
Don't be a stupid faggot who negligently discharges a firearm and I won't sperg out
>>28865052
>I've never fucked up, ever.
>he says while owning a railed gas block.
>>28867519
get a better brain faggot
>>28867441
normie spotted
>>28867560
Now that's just rude.
>>28864425
Lol I figured it out.
Read the first letter of the first line
The second letter of the second line
The third letter of the third like etc.
>>28864444
checkers
>>28864425
Sub-r8 b8 m8
>>28867532
(you)
>>28867439
>>28867624
lstleuet?
WAT?
>>28866152
>>28864425
Lstleoet?
>>28867441
I once slept with a full face motorcycle helmet on.
>>28867422
>having either type of pussy near your Virginity Defender 3000
