Glocks a shit.
>discuss
I had apple juice at school today
>discuss
>This Thread
>>28717030
Did you drink it out of a glass or plastic bottle?
They're alright... reliable, but personally the ergos, controls, and trigger are a big turn-off for me. I personally like metal handguns such at CZ-75s, Sig P226s, and their clones over polymer-frames handguns.
>>28717081
Plastic
Tasted ok.
>>28717201
you fucking animal. I bet you put your toilet paper on like this.
>DISCUSS
>>28718352
>2017-1
>still using toilet paper
>not using water and soap instead
Do you always also wipe yourself with dry paper once you get dirty?
>>28720323
What the fuck dude... you just like being covered in shit or something?
>>28717109
1911 MASTER RACE SAYS FUCK YOU.
>>28720323
>scat fetish
>>28720799
>>28724551
>what is bidet
>implying dry paper is enough to clean your ass perfectly
At least my ass is clean, as opposed to yours.
Also
>you just like being covered in shit or something?
That would be you since you seem to enjoy having your ass full of shit.
>>28726490
This.
At least use baby wipes, or go from shit-shower and get clean you fucking Indians
>>28726490
>>28724551
>2016
>not CCing a pack of flushable wet-wipes everywhere you go
I thought you niggers prided yourselves on being prepared for anything, yet you aren't even equipped to take a comfy shit.
>>28726499
But while I'm in the shower, I have to smell shit.
No thanks
>>28726508
>this nigger doesnt run the vent fan while shitting
>this nigger likes to bath in his own filth.
Curry nigger detected.
Wash your ass, soap up your hand reach down and scrub. Your ass hairs hold onto shit specs and make you smell to everybody around you.
>>28726544
>vent fan
I don't live in a trailer you dumb fucking hick.
>implying i dont use wet wipes to wipe
>>28726504
I mean I normally just grab my roommates objects off his desk and use those to clean my ass.
>The tooth brush is very plesurable and tactical choice.
>>28726567
A good bathroom has a vent fan to prevent mold and mildew to build up. So you don't have to spend thousands on mold removal and renovations when mold spores move in and start fucking with your respiratory system.
Jesus, what kind of shit hole apartment do you live in?
>>28726490
squatting when you shit makes it so you don't end up w/ poop in the crack
>>28726574
A fucking house with central air and dehumidifiers in nearly every other room. Aint no mold here son.
>>28726629
Why the fuck do you have that many dehumidifiers ?
>>28726657
He likes having a big energy bill.
>>28726668
>i put dehumidifiers in every room because it's more tactical. I'm an operator who fights mold.
Honestly the glock is not a bad firearm,It's just personal choice. Personally I hate the plastic gun revolution.I would choose the smith and wesson m&p line over the glocks.
>>28726598
It heavily depends on the type of shit you take as well.
>>28726876
Side question; In England can it be considered a weapon if your shit is REALLY stinky?
>>28726903
>take stinky shit
>put it in a jar
>put some explosives inside, rig it so it explodes on impact
>you just created a non-lethal explosive device that can be used to temporarily disorient an enemy's senses
It would be basically a smell flashbang, or shitbang if you will.
So yeah I guess so.
>>28726933
Tactical as Fuck man.
>I'm fully torqued.
>>28726813
>Actually talking about the Glock in a Glockthread.
>>28726933
Biological weapons are banned faggot.
>>28726955
>Biological weapons are banned faggot.
If shitskins can make shit-covered punji stick traps then why shouldn't I return the favour with shitbangs?
>>28726955
>banned
>weapons
Pick one dildo.
>>28726985
Fuck you, I'll pick 3 dildos.
>>28726955
It's not really a biological weapon since it doesn't actually use any living organisms/viruses.
It's like saying a crossbow is a biological weapon because the string is made from horse hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBP-j6HXw2I
>>28717053
>post this
>soon thread is literally about shit
Are you a wizard?
>>28726990
Why would anyone need three dildos?
>>28717109
I agree about the ergonomics of the Glock. I have a couple of them, and they are ok. Personally, I prefer my 1911s, but the Glock holds twice the ammunition.
>>28727032
What if this Anon is a girl?
Or maybe just a really brave guy?
>>28727036
Nigro this thread is now about shitbangs and dildos.
>try to keep up.
>>28726993
Poop has ecoli and other bacteria in it.
>>28727103
Contamination is not its intended purpose.
It's not dangerous as long as it doesn't get into your mouth/wounds, too.
>>28727114
So explosives filled with poop isn't bio warfare?
>>28727123
In a way I guess, but not per se.
Shit-covered punji stick would be since its purpose is to make you sick or get an infection, but shitbangs are kind of a middle ground.
>>28726903
>went down to the Rams-cock pub for a few pints with the lads
>neck a couple, then my stomach starts acting up
>must be that curry I had last night, I bet fuckin Pajeet didn't wash his hands after he'd poo'ed not in loo
>rush to the bathroom and sit down
>unleash a torrent of toxic poo into the bowl
>I finish up, wash my hands
>walk out of the bathroom and straight into an armed response unit
>currently typing this from the prison library
>>28727193
thats what you get from eating sand nigger food you fucking scum.
>>28720323
>2020 - 4
>Not using the three seashells
I bet you don't even know how to use them, dumbass.
(User was fined one credit for violating the Verbal Morality Statute for this post)
>>28728015
Curry is Hindu-nigger food
Sand nigger food is kebab.
>>28728175
If it looks and stinks like a sand nigger
It's a sand nigger.
>>28728266
You must be fun at parties.
>>28728138
You.
I like you.
>>28728287
>fuck my phone
>>28728276
yea. I'm pretty much the greatist bruh.
