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Post your favorite /k/adences, milfags
>Mama, mama, can't you see
>What the Navy's done to me
>Put me in a barber's chair
>Spun me round, I had no hair
>Whoa-oa-oa-oa
>Whoa, Oh-oh-oh
>>28711657
Wow that was pretty shitty, no wonder the navy butt fucks all day
>>28711657
Does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8slqbNdacM
shit shop skills. I'm sorry.
>>28711685
To be fair, cadence is fucking gay to start with.
>>28711657
No you boot
>go out for early morning run
>it's cold
>It's dark
>I'm not even military
>fuck this
>HE WAS JUST A ROOKIE TROOPER
This,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq14GtusMO4
>Dat voice
>Dem chills and motivation
>>28711830
They're alright, but it's hard to be motivated when you're freezing your balls off.
>>28711870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
>>28711830
I like cadence. It's motivating.
>>28711657
He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright,
He checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar,
"You ain't gonna jump no more!"
(CHORUS)
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna jump no more!
"Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant looking up,
Our Hero feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up;
He jumped into the icy blast, his static line unhooked,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The silk from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome,
Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The canopy became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the medic corps, and wondered what they'd find,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild,
The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last a 'Chute had failed,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
He ain't gonna jump no more!
He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;
His comrades, they were heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"
He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from his paratroopers suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
He ain't gonna jump no more.
(CHORUS)
cadence is queer and you should kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbetTNetB-k
>>28711830
confirmed for never having double timed anywhere
>>28711945
Still gives me goosebumps reading it
El Camino, El El Camino
The front looks like a car
The back looks like a truck
The front is where you drive
The back is where you fuck
https://youtu.be/H0dpsB5lmk8
God tyre finnish marching song.
Used to sing this wherever we went
>>28711945
That is down right horrifying
>>28711929
Fucking boot
>>28712017
If you're actually running you shouldn't be able to call cadence. If you're doing some kind of formation run you're not actually doing PT and you're just wasting time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY
>>28711945
>>28712048
>>28712400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
Depends on the Cadence, as far as running I like Every other left foot you say Kill.
Hiking cadence, Back Home. Back Home is god tier
Here we go
We're at it again
We're moving out
We're marching in
(Repeat)
Twas a dark and stormy night
there was not a star in sight
when a lonely volunteer
stood in mud up to his ears
and his back was wracked with pain
as he climmed onto the plane
you could hear him say a prayer
as it soared into the air
shuffle shuffle to the door
jump right and count four
and it won't be long,
tell he gets back home
back home back home
And it won't be long
tell i get back home
Sitting at home talking to joe
nothing to do no place to go
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
Got a letter in the mail
said go to war or go to jail
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
back home back home
And it won't be long
tell i get back home
put me in a barber's chair
spun around i had no hair
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
back home back home
And it won't be long
tell i get back home
i used to sleep tell afternoon
rolling up to an easy tune
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
my oh my how times have changed
Drill Instructor yells my name
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
back home back home
and it won't be long
tell i get back home
used to drive a Chevrolet
now i'm marching every day
and it won't be long
tell I get back home
Used to own a Bonneville
now they got me hiking hills
and it won't be long
tell I get back home
back home back home
And it won't be long
tell i get back home
in the army young and old
they want to wear the marine corps gold
And it won't be long
tell i get back home
in the navy young and old
they want to be that marine corps bold
And it won't be long
it can go on for a long fucking time depending on how good your memory is. Whiskey Jack, Roll me over (clean and dirty versions), and chain gang are all good though.
tell i get back home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyEUFhzxJs
My girlfriend is a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
And i would do anything
To keep her alive
She has no hands or feet
Just bloody stumps of meat
And i would do anything
To keep her alive
Shes got a new tv
Its called an EKG
And i would do anything
To keep her alive
Shes got a really cute nurse
Steals money from her purse
One thing she does the best
Winning stareing contests
>i forget most of it, but its hilarious
>>28711657
(to the tune of "Yellow Ribbon")
Around her neck she wore a studded collar
She wore it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she wore it
She wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains
Whips and chains
(whips and chains)
Whips and chains
(whips and chains, she wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains)
Around the block, she rode a purple Harley
She rode it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she rode it
She rode it for that soldier who was into whips and chains
Above the bed, she kept her daddy's paddle
She kept it in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she kept it
She wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains
Whips and chains
(whips and chains)
Whips and chains
(whips and chains, she wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains)
Next to her bed, she kept her MP's handcuffs
She kept em in the springtime in the merry month of May
And if you ask her why the heck she kept em
She wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains
Whips and chains
(whips and chains)
Whips and chains
(whips and chains, she wore it for that soldier who was into whips and chains)
Made up the last two verses while I was in OSUT
>>28713511
Hell yeah nigga Whips and Chains is fucking top.
>>28711657
DS Kozain made this up, adapted it from a Marine cadence
(Chorus)
A-low right a-layo
A-lefty right a-layo
A-low right a-layo
A-lefty right a-low
A-low right a-layo
A-lefty right a-layo
A-low right a-lefty right
A-lefty right a-low
Here's a little story
the kind I like to tell,
of 19 weeks in Missouri(misery)
19 weeks of hell.
I was living in the city,
a working every day.
Until one day a man in green,
happened to come my way.
I signed my name upon the dotted line.
Packed all my shit, got on the plane,
all to serve my time…
(Chorus)
They sent me to Missouri,
where they made MPs.
They said “1000 kids may come.
Only men and women leave.”
They issued me my gear --
combat boots and tan t-shirts.
In just a couple hours,
they had me in the dirt.
My drill sergeants,
trained me rough and hard.
They taught me how to fight;
they taught me how to march.
(Chorus)
In five short months,
as long as it has seemed
I finally had earned,
the title of MP.
How well do I remember,
my graduation day.
As I left I swore,
I wouldn’t be back this way.
I went to my drill sergeants,
and gave to them my hand.
I thanked them for their time.
They made me who I am.
(Chorus)
I served my time proudly
everywhere that I was sent.
But back there at Fort Leonard Wood
There was something I felt I left.
So I’m back a second time.
A mean green in my hand,
training new MP recruits,
the very best I can.
I found out what I lost,
in the very end --
The making of MPs,
down where it all began.
(Chorus)
>>28712565
I had my little brother send me the lyrics to this while I was in basic. Made my fucking week.
>>28711889
What a waste of time, let them go home if there is no work to do.
Why are you making a thread about cadences? Are you motarded? Are you going to whisper the cadences to yourself running at 0500, maybe with a camelbak on? Seriously.
But if I had to do cadence, it's either >>28711830
because shit nigga its 0500 tf is wrong wit u is too early or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbXzSl7m34A
A yellow bird... With a yellow bill
All i know of men at war
A hostile situation
Started in iran
But then the bloody russians
Invade afghanistan
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Men at war-ar-ar-ar-ar
Late at night while your sleeping RDCs come in creeping all around
They came looking for a leader
Found him in the rear
His eyes full of wonder
His eyes full of fear
[Chorus]
>1 by 1 we loaded our guns upon the mountain all day and all through the night hey hey
>2 by 2 the fomies broke though upon the mountain all day and all through the night hey hey
>3 by 3 we shot at their knees upon the mountain all day and all through the night hey hey
>4 by 4 we shot them some more upon the mountain all day and all through the night hey hey
Etc.
5- skinned them alive
6- we did it for kicks
7- we sent them to heaven
8- the killing was great
9- the killing was fine
10-we'll do it again
I like this one a lot.
I went to the desert
Where all the terrorists run
I pulled out my machete
and I had a little fun!
Left, right, left, right, left right kill!
You mess with us and you know we will!
I went to the caves
Where all the terrorists hide
I pulled out a grenade
and I threw it inside!
Left, right, left, right, left right, kill!
You mess with us and you know we will!
>this thread
if you enjoy cadences you either never served or was the stupid manlet screaming your tiny 5'10 vocal cords out with a "cool new motivating cadence" you saw some other branch do better on youtube.
since most people on /k/ are chubby, painfully awkward soldier LARPers I guess it would make sense you guys would enjoy cadences, if you even exercise.
There was a girl who wore a yel-low ribon
She wore it in the springtime and the early month of may
And if you asked her why the hell she wore it
She wore it for that young sailor so far far away
Far away
Far away
Yes she wore it for that young sailor so far far away
There was a women who pushed a baby stroller
She pushed it in the springtime and the early month of may
And if you asked her why the hell she pushed it
She pushed it for that young sailor so far far away
Far away
Far away
Yes she pushed it for that younv sailor so far faraway
Its longer, the next verse is about a man who kept a loaded shotgun but i cant be bothered to type it all out
Down by the river
Took a little walk
Ran into [other branch]
Had a little talk
We pushed them
Hey
We shoved them
Hey
We threw them in the river
Laughed as they drowned
We said we dont need no [other branch]
Standing around
MODEL T FORD AND A TANK full OF GAS.
MOUTH full OF PUSSY AND A HAND full OF ASS
>>28714114
this
cadences are gay as fuck and for boots and motivators.
unit formation runs are gay as fuck.
best practice is to fall out and ride in the humvee, when ssgt tries to bitch at you for falling out remind him that BAS isn't open until 0700 and that you've probably got bronchitis or something.
>>28714193
or get shot in the collar bone and get told to just go to the gym with the other saltfags and gearheads while everyone else is jogging to cringey cadences.
>>28711657
Kek, doesn't matter what branch you're in, any "Mama mama can't you see" is some boooooot shit. Unless you actually keep the stupid haircut they give you, it only makes sense from a boot's perspective to complain about the civilian pleasures you left behind.
>mfw Chair Force doesn't do any cadences after tech school
>his branch still makes them do gay moto runs
Way up north where the air gets cold
We're running out of money and we're running out of gold
So now we make our living
Killing the baby seals.
You can beatem with a bat, you can beaten with a brick
You can pokem in the eye with your eye pokin stick.
That's how we make our living, killing the baby seals
Hey mamarita I wish all the ladies
Were bats in a steeple
And I was the kingbat
There'd be more bats than people
Say hey mamarita
I wish all the ladies
Were bricks on a wall
And I was a mason
So I could lay them all
Say hey mamarita
I wish all the ladies
Were pies on a shelf
And I was the baker
I'd eat them all myself
>>28711657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6PenFuZOk
>>28714808
>mfw chair force welfare queen at joint base
>mfw commanders cup between all 4 branches, not enough puddle pirates pony up an 8 man team
>mfw air force team puts down a 10:15 2-mile, smoking the marines, sailors, and soldiers
>mfw all the fat ass airmen wont shut up about and how we arent the least physically capable while sitting on 6-year pt waivers and busting abu tops with their guts
I fucking hate being in the Air Force.
>>28716394
I know that feel
Some airman in my shop is already pathetically fat and got out of his PT test with a waist only, so that fat fucker didn't have to run or do his pushups or situps, and my lead tech is also disturbingly fat. Its Fucking stupid the shit you can get away with.
>>28716394
>>28716454
You can get waived from PT?!
Like I get civilian contractors not needing it. I can understand not making 50 year old researchers getting a pass. I get the nazi scientists getting a pass.
But some random dude shouldn't get a pass...
>>28712017
Cadence is gay as fuck homie.
Once you get out of boot you'll realize that there are some pretty gay things you thought or did before you actually knew better:
Gay moto hooah hooyah military tattoos
Gay wearing a backpack everywhere in civilian clothes
Gay wearing desert boots with your designer jeans and Ed Hardy t shirts
Gay blousing your boots
Gay high reg hair cuts and wearing your ID tags outside your shirt (you're in a military town, everyone already knows you're military and they don't give a fuck)
Gay ass "My MOS is like infantry but [insert completely not infantry MOS]"
Gay ass buying swords and 'Merica plaques from the table at the shoppette
Gay wearing PT shoes with your civilian clothes extra points for wearing PT shirts (get some regular shirts and shoes you homo, they smell like shit).
>>28714026
Who sat upon.. my window sill
>>28711657
>white socks
>>28716647
Yeah, if you have an injury you can get waived from certain parts of your PFT, and the airmen im talking about failed his first test and a week before his retest he "injured" his ankle, and argued he couldn't do his pushups or sit ups because it would cause too much pain to put pressure on it. And my tech just doesn't give a shit because he's geting out soon, but it's still disturbing to see a man of his size in the military.
>>28711657
Cadence is the gayest thing I've experienced in the Army, and that's saying a lot.
>>28716701
>THIS KINDA BULLSHEE-IT IS WHY SOLDIERS ARE GETTIN KILT IN AFGAHNYLAND!
>FORWARD IN FORCE BOYS
>ON TO THE COURSE BOYS
>DON'T ASK THE BRASS WHAT WE ARE DOING IT FOR
>LAY THERE AND SMILE WHILE THEY TAKE YOU THE HOSPITAL
>THAT WHERE YOU WILL BE FOR THE REST OF THE WAR
>>28716680
I lured him in...with a piece of bread...
>Yer left righta leyeft
>I said ya left rigtha leyeft
>Yer
>Keep'n in steyep
>I don't know but I think I might
>Jump from a plane in mid flight
>I used to date a beauty queen
>Now I date my M16
>They issued me a hand grenade
>Now just look at the mess I made
>Combat gear from head to toe
>I look like a GI Joe
>Yer left righta leyeft
>I said yer left righta leyeft
>Yer left righta leyeft
>Keep'n in steyep
Really anything that is not Airborne Ranger is fine with me. It truly is the most boot cadence.
not technically military but this cadence is badass
https://youtu.be/rFgzPojlwIE?t=14m08s
>>28717549
skip to 14:08
>>28716647
>mfw the Marines made me do every PFT and CFT with nerve damage in my upper left trap and spine + 2 torn maniscuses that I fugged up in afghanistan and never got the surgery for.
fuck this gay earth friendos, and if I go to the VA im a "welfare queen"
>>28711989
holy shit i forgot about this hahaha
>>28717102
and then I SMASHED! his fucking head
>>28716647
Big guy in the CBRN unit attached to us hasn't taken a PT test since basic, and I think he said he's been in for 3 years. He says it's because he messed up his ankle years ago, but for some reason could still make it through BCT. No way this guy would even pass tape.
>>28718598
The moral of...the story is...
>>28718623
If you're a bird.. dont fuck with us!
>>28718646
Ah man, I was waiting for "To get some head, you need some bread"
That's how we always did it.
>>28711657
OL KING COLE WAS A MERRY OL SOUL AND A MERRY OL SOUL WAS HE
*UHH HUH*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtyEUFhzxJs
Litterally the best sounding cadence i can think of, even better when the rank parts are off the top of the head
final stanza can be anything that rhymes, US cavalry, field artillery, airborne infantry etc
https://youtu.be/CkxmdNlvnks
>>28718723
also can say that i've been on a run long enough to make it from private all the way up the chain of command to 4 star of totally off the top bullshit past colonel. funniest run of my life.
