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Are you guys ready for the next generation of self defense?
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Are you guys ready for the next generation of self defense? Gonna regret spending all that money now that http://oncamera.co is stopping all crime
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>>28703840
>http://oncamera.co
Wanna provide a proper link?
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>>28703868
Shit they can't even set up a website properly, https://www.oncamera.co/video
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Wow... Video 911 calls... So now the 911 operator can watch the victim get robbed/raped/murdered and not just have to settle for audio only.

Or the 911 operator can now see the face of the McDonald's employee who ran out of chicken nuggets. http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/03/04/florida-woman-calls-11-after-mcdonald-runs-out-mcnuggets.html
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>>28703840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1JXhSYfLNE
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>>28703840
this is some tim and eric-esque shit. I howled with laughter when the fake police guy started talking.
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>>28703840

People don't even watch 5 second ads on youtube.

Good luck asking a pumped up attacker to watch a short film, then do a little personal introspection and analyze their life decisions.
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>That whole fucking video
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>>28703840
inb4 these videos are secretly leaked to the public
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>>28703995
in b4 the company gets immediately sued by a rape victim
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>>28703840
Won't stop a dindu. That's going to rely on if the attacker has a conscience and realizes that there are consequences for his actions.

Also is gonna rely on the person knowing how to open the app quickly under stress and where/how to point it.

Then this>>28703967
Comes into play.
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>>28703840
dumbest shit ive ever seen desu. where outside or rural areas does it take 20mins for police to respond? p sure most people wear a mask too
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>>28703840
>Copyright © 2016 OnCamera. All rights reserved. OnCamera LLC 404 Bryant St San Francisco, CA
>San Francisco, CA
welp that makes sense something as retarded as that would come from there.
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Oh my god i fucking cringed so hard at that cop i couldn't even finish it
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>>28704060
>p sure most people wear a mask too
only in the movies
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>pull camera out
>"you just turned this rape into a murder"
End
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>>28703840
People's fascination with making home movies has always baffled me, the movie industry always gets better wide angle shots and focus pulls.
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>>28703881
1:07

>this bitch points a phone at me
>.02 seconds to realize that it's not pepper spray, a tazer, or a gun.
>instead of realistically smacking it out her hand and proceeding with rob-rape-kill I'm gonna listen to an after school special.

Yeah this will totally work.
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That video made me so angry. When she spun on him, all she needed was a fucking pistol.
Now I have to go back to work mad.
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>15-20 minutes response time

or

>1.5 seconds to pull pistol
>3 seconds to magdump into dindu
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>>28704125
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if you're in america its still a better alternative than most gun laws, if you hold a pistol chances are you probaly will kill the murder when you could simply record him
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>>28703967
Exactly what I was thinking.
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>>28704171
he hadn't even done anything. the text at the beginning is meant to incriminate him for the sake of the viewer, but the characters in the skit didnt' have the same canonical implications.
she just turned around dialing 911 on a stranger who could have been walking to any one of those cars.

how would you feel if you came out of the stairs at some big city parking garage started walking to your car and had the police called on you by some dumb nigger?
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>>28703840
If I was a cop I would intentionally swing by the dunkin doughnuts drive thru on the way to the rape so that the victim could learn the lesson of "dont be a fucking retarded faggot with this stupid shit"
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I'll just leave this here....

https://www.oncamera.co/officer

The cop literally says, "It's better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it." I wonder what actual proven, reliable, and efficient self defense tool you could use that same argument for?
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>>28703916
Is that an electric net launcher?
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>>28704181
this. I actually had a vivid dream this past night about being approached and held up from behind and turning while drawing to mag dump. Of course my subconscious made it be a black guy and for some reason he didn't shoot back for whatever reason. Probably had the dream because I'm excited for me Stealth Gear holster arriving today.
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>>28704158
S-source? I have a strange boner now
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>>28704158
what movie is this?
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>>28704158
Can't believe hollywood would show a realistic outcome to a female cop trying to fight a male thug without backup.
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>>28703840

Why does Dan Bilzerian have to rape ugly girls in parking garages, isnt he rich and shit?
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>>28704253
Our local sheriff said that about home defense firearms. He just flat out said that it will take him and his boys 15-20 minutes to respond to a call because everything is so rural.
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>>28704269
>>28704284
>tfw it's a documentary
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>holding the phone up trying to get signal
>"hold on, I don't have any bars"
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>>28704284
GBH 2012 / Riot, its a brit film involving *gasp* soccer hooligans.
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>>28704218
>you probaly will kill the murder when you could simply record him
is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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>>28704330
Better ban soccer.
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>>28704330
>Brit film
>Police has a gun

Tell me another one.
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>>28704068
>see guys you don't need to use lethal force to defend yourself ever!
>black lives matter!
Well at least you can take solace in the fact that they, being San Francisco faggots and nignogs, will kill themselves off with aids in due time.
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>>28704330
Are there more rape scenes in the film? I guess there isn't, no fun allowed in britbong land
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>>28704358
That ain't a gun friendo
That's a deadly tazer
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>>28704158
This makes me hard
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>>28704311
At a HOA meeting last year we had our local PD tell us something similar, only they flat out told us if you shoot, you better hope you kill them(civil lawsuits) and to be sure to make it clear to the investigators that you were scared for your life many times.
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>>28704330

That's funny, I thought they were Syrians.

The average UK male looks like an Arab now?
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>>28704389
Me too anon, me too
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>>28704401
Same.

Ours said that if the family sues, counter for everything from property damage, loss of time and wages, stain removal services, and all the way down to the cost of the bullet used.
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>>28704421
More-or-less
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>>28704456
>stain removal services
"Time to pay me for the service of removing the stain on society that was your family member."
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>>28703916
I want one.
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>>28703881
This actually wouldn't be half bad WITH a gun.
Maybe have a camera on a rail that connects to the phone via Bluetooth at the press of a button.
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>>28704536
They already make guncams that start recording when the gun is unholstered, iirc.
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>>28703840
>muh evil white man

Kek
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>>28703840
>mfw i was walking to my car but this bitch pulls out some stupid little policeman telling me that i have to leave or i will be prosecuted
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>white man raping a black woman

Today on shit that never happens...
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>>28703840
>>28703840
Facial recognition technology is buggy as hell. And in an underground garage? I'd laugh my ass off at that, take the bitches phone after raping and killing her and then ditch it in a river.

That's how a nigger thinks. You know what would have been more effective? Her pointing a .38 at that fucker. Guarantee he would have ran off a lot faster.
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>>28704706
Fucking this.

Also does this shit rely on cellphone service or something to upload the video? Because if so I guess you are fucked when someone rapes and kills you in the middle of nowhere then destroys your phone.
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>>28704001
in the UK she would get prosecuted for publishing extreme pornography.
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>>28704158
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>>28704706
Don't you know? It's always the white man's fault, muh evil masculinity and misogyny and all.
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>>28703881
>It relies on a cellular network
Fucking hilarious
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>>28703840
All those inflated stats
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>>28703840
>what is reliable signal anywhere in a parking garage or a variety of other places
>what is the guy knowing that the message he is hearing is a pre recorded (so for all practical purposes a fake) message.
>What is destroying the phone
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>>28704814
Fear sells. Look at the gun market the past few years.
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>>28704687
Inb4 the app actually works by making rapists lose their sides for long enough for the women to sprint away and their laughing faces are posted on the oncamera website as proof that the technology working.
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>>28704158
The most ironic part is that there's a chick in the gang laughing her ass off.
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>>28704240
This anon gets it.
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>>28704158
>no wedding ring on the cop

Shame.

>>28704860
That just makes it hotter anon.
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>>28704330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3nYVGWEyQ

White niggers....black niggers. IT's like getting kit-kats in white or milk chocolate. All you get is a pack of niggers.
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>>28704311
David Clark?
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>>28704706
The stats of white men raping black women a year is extremely low, blacks raping white women a year is 1000% higher.
Also okcupid did a data analysis of less popular races/genders, Asian men less popular males, and black women less popular on the wimmin's side.
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>>28704923

They should just hold a general melee on the pitch after each match.

>This is what happens when games don't have enough scoring to satisfy.
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>>28703840
>>28703881
>>28703993
>>28704687
>>28704813
>mfw the Vietnam Style flash back started playing after the "cop" showed up.
What is that suppose to even do?
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>Livestream your rape and murder to the police
Brilliant
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>>28703840

Sweet. Can they make it much smaller, with a built in high lumen light? I'd like to attach it to my glock.
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>>28704330
>brit hooligans
>dangerous
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>>28703840
>she turns around with the phone outstretched
>immediately gets smacked away
>lands 10 feet away
oh yeah this is a great idea.
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>>28704253
Surely you refer to a woman's ability to show a man his innate male privilege, and cause him to not only reconsider his evil patriarchy ways, but instantly turn transgender and desire to become female? Or at the very least, abandon all his man-o-centric ways and dedicate his life to hardcore feminism?
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>>28705385

>Men are just afraid of a Strong Black African Princess

Naw, they just don't want to deal with the fucking attitude.

Met a few I'd be happy to date, met a lot you couldn't pay me to date. Not impossible to find a black woman attractive. Just more difficult.
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>>28706107
>one in four women and girls are sexually assaulted in their lifetimes
check your brivilege :DDDDDDDD
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I fucking love this

>drunk woman at club uses this. "This guy wants to rape me, I totally know it."
>walking around campus waving it at everyone. "Tag their faces they're all rapists."
>"He's manspreading, HALP
>"He's bringing his privilege into my safe space REEEEEEE."

company shuts down amidst several lawsuits.

mfw
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>>28705385
I don't have the pic on this computer but a comparison of 3 consecutive years (2011-2013 I believe it was) had 0 reports of a white man sexually assaulting a black woman. With over 300 incidents a year of a black man sexually assaulting a white woman.
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>>28704509
>one
>not going full pirate and strapping 7 to your chest for ultimate net-stopping action
It's like you don't even want to protect your anus from masked japanese criminals
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>>28703840
>mfw they try to facially id me when im wearing a ski mask
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>>28703881
>https://www.oncamera.co/video
>our system has been activated

holy kek
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>>28704493
Really? Nobody's going to appreciate the joke?
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>>28703840
>believing rapist who's .5 seconds from pouncing on you will take the 30 seconds to listen to that slow-ass announcement, believe that he's been identified already, not just smack that shit out of her hand and continue with the assault
Jeeze. Also
>she turns away and starts talking to the cop
>criminal doesn't take advantage of that moment to run back, smash the thing, and attack
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>>28703916
>that dead look in her eyes
Bitch had two tours in the shit
Killing roundeyes was easy for her
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>>28703916
>Satiro-san how can we stop all these criminal from hurt or gentle virgin population?
>not now Yoshi-san!! I must prepare for whale hunt! Much honor I will bring!
>That's it!! An idea you have given me!


>quickly fire the nets!
POP POP POP
>now! spear!
>BONZAI!

>You have brought much honor to your house Yoshi Uzabangabanga, you may sleep with any of Japan's top models
>3dpigdisgusting
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>>28703840
>puts on mask
>proceeds to violently rape woman while some cuck on the phone keeps on telling me to stop
>finishes due to premature ejaculation and excitement
>smash womans face against the concrete until she stops moving
>break phone
>leave as woman lays there in a puddle of blood and cum
>laugh on my walk home because a woman tried to skype the police for help

aha if only
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>>28706907
>leaving DNA
bruh i watch CSI
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>>28703881

Holy buttfucking hell this is hilarious. How can anyone think this will work? This is some next level retardation
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>>28703840
I don't have my 4chan folder on this computer so no image
>call the police , they can't unrape you
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>>28703916
I can finally RP Spiderman
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>>28706829
My girlfriend thought it was funny.
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>le innocent negress being attacked by tha ebil white man

It would be more believable the other way around tbqh
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>>28703881
>https://www.oncamera.co/video
>82% of Americans are victims of violent crime
>1/4 womyn meme

Jesus, do I live in fucking Uganda? Well I guess they have to lie to sell their product somehow.
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>>28704330

>attackers aren't Arab or African

Fucking dropped
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>>28707003
They might as well have had her get struck by a meteorite while they were at it for how likely an occurrence it was.
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>>28707067
I know some black chicks that are fucking vicious. Dey scrap harder then some thug niggas i seent
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>>28704923
wasn't the same at all. Much less fighting 4v1 and much less hitting trying to injure someone lying on the ground.

Looked like most times a guy on the ground could just say "okay okay I give" or some such and the white fighters walked over to the next willing participant.
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> What if you could stop just %10 of violent crimes before they happen?

I really don't understand this anti-gunner logic.

> If we can save just one person!

But you can, by allowing them to get training and weapons and letting them defend themselves.

Can anyone explain to me why they want to save X number of people, but for some reason not using some methods over others?
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>our system has been activated
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>>28706993

What did your girlfriend's son think?
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The only way this could be funnier is if it deployed some kind of batman net at the attacker
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>>28704158
>https://www.oncamera.co/video
If only she had pissed herself everything would have been okay.
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>>28707290
I remember how they talked about rape in some class back in high school, and the best defense they could offer for a girl getting raped was to shit her pants
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>>28706829
>didn't even make the joke, since the guy who posted that was me
>gets all butthurt about nobody laughing

Guess what it's because it wasn't really funny. I don't even have tits anon, it's no good to you to whiteknight on my account.
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Copyright © 2016 OnCamera. All rights reserved. OnCamera LLC 404 Bryant St San Francisco, CA 94107

San Francisco, CA
San Francisco, CA
San Francisco, CA
San Francisco, CA
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>>28707003
statistically, white men raping black women almost never happens. But they obviously won't show a black man raping a white woman, they'd get called racist. Kinda like those "diversity" posters you'll see, but there's two blacks, a chink, a muslim woman, and a sihk, and not a white person for miles.
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>>28703840
LMFAO at the thought of thousands of obese cops sitting at computer terminals, waiting to answer all the calls and tell career criminals >"Stop, I'm in an office 400 miles away from you"
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>>28707580
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

As if that guy would even touch that fat ugly bitch with a 10" barrel. He probably just wanted to ask for the time.
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>>28704316
why does this dog remind me of walton goggins?
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>>28703840
I can't wait for this shit to make its way to liveleak. Murder and rape videos are going to skyrocket.
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>About to get assaulted
>Let me play this video at the attacker
>OH SHIT, my phone is on mute
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>>28704302
>hollywood
try again.
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>Dindu getting robbed by white man
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>>28707261
But my girlfriend is infertile and a social retard. I think I'm okay.
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>>28704892
Huh, I wasn't the only one looking for one
muh nigga
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>>28703916
It's Japan. We all know what that thing is going to be used for in actuality.
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>>28703916
the japs are just fucking adorable until you give them guns and put them in a rain forest
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>>28703916
> yfw the mugger is the one to use it on you
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It's like smart guns or those rubber ball things for cops to put over their guns: A solution to a question no one asked.

Sorry, if I'm being attacked I'm going to pull out my gun, not my phone.
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>>28703840
>wear bill clinton mask
>I HAVE FACIALLY ID'D YOU
>bill clinton arrested for rape
Nobody actually thinks a rapist or murderer or whatever would stop because an mp4 file on his victim's phone told him to, right?
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>>28707488
I thought it was funny...
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>>28707786
Wait till it gets outsourced to some dude with an Indian accent
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>>28708562
nah, but let them have their fun for a bit
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What was that gimmick self defense '''''weapon''''' that was getting mocked here a while back called again? I remember it had a mace sprayer, a strobelight, and some other bullshit jammed into it.
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>>28708767
Hahaha the one that had a siren and called the cop with the thousand yard stare
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>>28703916
What if the burglar also has a Net Gun?
What then?
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>>28703840
Love how they show a white guy about to assault some kind of shitskin, also those statistics are entirely made up.
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>>28708020
walton doggins
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>>28703916
Is this guy a fucking wild duck or something? Who the fuck can't get out of a net?
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>>28703916
Those fucking claw-pole things are fucking ridiculous, are those really used by jap police?
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>>28704158
In most real cases, it would have gone down with her pushing the button on her radio and saying "Officer needs assistance, (location)". Then she would try to go for the gun or something. She panicked a shit ton though.

Panic or not, if she called for backup before committing to the situation she would have had that place surrounded in minutes.
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>>28708924
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>>28708983
Hahahahahahaa
God dammit japan
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>>28708983
>>28709005
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1071811/Pictured-Naked-Briton-arrested-going-swim-Tokyos-sacred-Imperial-Palace-moat.html
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>>28703881

>>28703840

that video holy fuck, do they seriously think this is gunna stop tyrone from raping or stealing some shit, they would just end up yelling worldstar out of instinct

also i thought the rapist or whatever was shia labeouf for a second
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>>28708502
yeah then it gets all "chop your dick off and shove it down your throat"
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>>28708856
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a net gun is a good guy with a net gun
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>>28703840
>Be Dindu
>Going out to get sum white pussy
>This bitch will do
>Move in
>She reaches into her purse
>OhShitSheGottaGunNigga.webm
>Its a phone, she says it's recording me.
>NotAsBadAsPlanned.jpeg
>ButThisComplicatesThings.png
>Slap phone away
>Beat here ass
>Throw her into boosted '89 Civic
>Rape the bitch
>Kill her so she can't press charges
>Dump body into large body of water or feed to pitbull
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>>28708983

Moulder catch-catch many Nippon Man-Things!
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>>28703916
make it shoot steel mesh net (piano wire thickness so it'll cut the shit out of you if you attempt to break it) with a taser of an amperage high enough to make the sparks arc across the net squares.

also shoulder mounted with a real trigger so it isn't so goddamn unergonomic and fleshlight shaped.

in it's current form it'd be more useful unfired as a damn club. As a tazer net it'd be a pretty damn good nonlethal riot suppression tool.
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>>28703840
>https://www.oncamera.co/video Flood of "cucked" emails should do it. Silly app is going to get people killed.
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>>28703840
>https://www.oncamera.co/video
oh god they use that bullshit "1 in 4 women" statistic.
If they can't even use a reliably sourced figure, like from say the FBI, as opposed to that discredited Koss "study/survey", I wouldn't trust them to accurately portray their product.
Basically, lies, all lies.
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>>28703914
What the fuck? If you paid for chicken nuggets and they didn't give you chicken nuggets that's fraud or some shit. They can't just give you whatever they want when you paid for something specific. Like if I pay for a heart transplant and when I wake up they say "sorry we were all out of hearts so we replaced your liver" that's fucking bullshit.
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>>28709686
anyone stupid enough to think this product would protect them is stupid enough to believe adcopy
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>>28709073
underrated post
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>>28703840

>Attacker shoves woman to the ground
>Attacker then points cellphone at her
>Proceeds to rape and murder woman on camera in front of dispatcher
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>>28709073
"British doggu invading sacred temper!"
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>>28703840
While a terrible idea for actually protecting yourself, this may lead to a few more rapists being sent to prison, so I'm in favor of it.
Mind you, it probably won't stop so much as a single crime, but it will still put more people behind bars.
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>>28708830

I saved it because I knew if someone asked about it in the future, they would need proof something that stupid existed.
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>>28708956

>uk police
>gun
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>>28708924
>are those really used by jap police?
Yes and there is nothing really ridiculous about them. Similar devices were used in medieval time to capture samurai/knights alive. In the Europe too.
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>>28710081
oh fuck i havent laughed that hard in a while
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>>28710081
haha I see my post in there
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>>28709568
i have no clue how well such a thing would work in real world applications, but i would fucking love to see it become reality if only for keks
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>>28704262
Lucky you, my subconscious just takes the fact that I've never shot anyone in real life before and thus have no frame of reference for what it actually looks like and turns every single shot fired into a miss.

TFW magdump into enemy's head from point-blank and all are misses.
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>>28703840
>underground parking garage
>cell signal
I'd get the app just for this awesome feature.
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>>28710081
>captured you screaming, "Get some,"

my sides just blue shifted
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>>28703881
>>28703840
>white criminals
>black female victim
Yeah... no... statistically an anomaly.
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>>28703840
Random street assaults don't happen like that, with a calm, thinking, rational attacker.

And this already exists on your phone anyway. Take a pic and upload it, so you can have your next of kin show it to the court.
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>>28708956
>Panic or not, if she called for backup before committing to the situation she would have had that place surrounded in minutes.

Too bad minutes later, the police backup can't un-rape her.

A movie, but for an IRL scenario going down like that: dumb bitch let someone get in her bubble. Never let them get in the bubble.
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>>28703916
I'm not gonna lie, I want one.
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>>28712086
>Unrape her
kek, this is the truth tho
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>>28703916
This is some sexual fetish roleplay shit man.
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>>28706680
>With over 300 incidents a year of a black man sexually assaulting a white woman.
dude that was like a hundred motherfucking thousand a year
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>>28703840
>86% of people are victims of violent crime
>not one of them was on the design team

I dunno guys...
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>>28704218
i..is this bait?
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>>28708707
that might have more effect because people will be confused as hell
BLIPPITY BLOOPITY DOT DOT DOT
..what?
BLIPPITY BLOOPITY DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT!
...uh, you know what, nevermind
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>>28710081
>Demolition Man levels of passive-aggressiveness
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>>28704158

Fucking terrible baton stance
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eh, it's better than nothing i suppose

though realistically you might as well just start sprinting instead of fumbling with your phone

the app also assumes that the criminals we encounter on a day-to-day basis are well groomed, educated whiteboys who fear the long dick of the law, rather than tweaking methheads who, aside from not giving a single fuck, probably can't even understand what the guy on the screen is saying because they only speak in ebonics.

git guns, not apps. what sends the message "fuck off" more efficiently, a little guy on a screen chatting about the law, or the muzzle of a gun pointed at your centre mass?
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Well, /k/?
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>>28714238
Judging by history, masturbation and checking /k/ to pass the time while Archer plays on Netflix.
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Yeah, the whole concept is serious bullshit, especially the video.

But that gave me an idea:

With the availability of small HD cameras: Wouldnt it be a thing to make something like a light/camera for rails? I doubt that such a thing would be larger than your average surefire and for self defense situations it would bring some legal backup for when the judge tries to find out if you shot Jamal in self defense or just because you didnt like his t-shirt

And if you dont want it to record, dont push the red button.


Am I missing something? Because right now that sounds like a brilliant idea in my mind.....
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>>28714238
Continue to do what I'm doing right now.
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>>28714253
Would probably work.
Something like a phone camera (A good one) with a battery and a light mounted beside the camera lens.
Would probably work well. Good cameras are so very small these days so I'm sure that's a good idea. Maybe even have the camera activation button be near the grip so when you need the camera you don't have to reach.
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>>28709016
Never stop being drunken louts when on holiday Britain.
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>>28706976
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>>28704158

well great, now I have a new fetish
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>>28714253
That sounds pretty clever, and if you don't choose to record (for whatever reason) you can always go with the excuse of 'in the heat of the moment, I forgot to push the button'
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>>28706517
so much this
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http://www.saltsupply.com/

You can use your salt gun if the attacker persists.
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>>28704253

>developed in san fagcisco

CC permits in san francisco are not a thing, so there's never an assumption that carrying a gun is even remotely an option there.
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>>28708924
Better than using your hands and getting in grappling range
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>>28709568
This is great, a taser i cant miss with.
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>>28709568
>make it shoot steel mesh net (piano wire thickness so it'll cut the shit out of you if you attempt to break it) with a taser of an amperage high enough to make the sparks arc across the net squares.
That seems like a bad combination.
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>>28714765
For you
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>>28714699
But you can't in CA.
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>usually at home or somewhere unfamiliar

Most crime also happens on days that end in Y.
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>>28703916
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>>28703914
>the next article
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>>28715064
>mexico is first world seriously guys
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>>28714253
It could be spun to sound like a shooting was premeditated.
>You put this camera on your gun because you wanted to shoot someone.
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>>28714238
The only correct answer (if you are an American): Djibouti Shooty.
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Remember, /k/omrades. Arm the ones you love.
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>>28704060
i live in rural kentucky, if you are lucky cops will be there next day.
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>>28714807
>>28714699

Isn't this thing just glorified pepper spray?
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>>28703840
>white guy who could be a magic mike stripper
>rapes/sexually assaults (allegedly)
>outta shape POC woman
way to pick one of the least likely scenarios for sexual crimes in the world.
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>>28704158
If only she had something he wouldn't try to slap away....
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>>28714242
Are you me?
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>>28703916
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>>28715235
if that
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What happens if the cop guy on the other end of the phone has a rape fetish?
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>>28718340
>miss, I know you are getting raped but for evidence purposes please place the camera so we can see penetration.
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>>28714699
>The result is a fear-free experience. No loud bang.

Is this really an issue people have? The first thing on your mind when someone is going to rape/kill you is that your gun is too loud?
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>>28714242
I have also done this

>>28714289
don't forget
>drink heavily in the dark
>reflect on every past transgression and personal failing
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>>28704158
Fuck I want to rape a qt cop now
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>>28714253
worked so well for this guy amirite
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/29/minnesota-homeowner-kills-teens/8480047/

In a free state, "I was in fear for my life" and the statute reading that all that matters is how you FELT, not the situation at hand, means hell no I'm not filming myself shooting a home invader for anything other than liveleak purposes.
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>>28718340
There is no cop on the line, its a fucking recording that may lead retards into believing you have instantly facetimed a cop or some shit.
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>>28715235
>glorified pepper spray
>implying
more like http://bugasalt.com/

it's literally a paintball marker
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>>28715079
>>28715064
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2258854/Wild-dogs-kill-4-Pack-mauls-death-Mexico-City-park-including-year-old-boy.html
http://www.lapoliticaeslapolitica.com/2013/03/the-wild-dogs-of-mexico.html
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>>28703916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCI9Y4VGCVw
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>>28704158
>averagedayinbritain.webm
>strongindependentwomen.webm
>thankgodgunsarebanned.webm
>politicallycorrectmovieswheretherapistisportrayedaswhite.webm
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>>28704706
You will literally never see a black guy as a criminal in modern advertising.
Because that would be racist.
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