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MWAP MWAP MWAP MWAAAAPP
MAWP
>>28660796
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
It's been like that for a month, and I don't think it's settled in that it'll be like that for another sixty years
What?
>>28660796
This is definitely one of those times I'm glad i grew up with a deaf sibling.
>>28660809
>>28660815
kek. love this show.
>>28660864
What is it like?
>>28660796
Worst case of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I ever had, I got while killing my mother in law's ShiTzu with an AK.
> dig hole
> put leftover Freedom Fries in hole
> put ailing ShiTzu in hole
> fire one round into the back of his hea...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> mfw the hole directed all the muzzle blast right back at me and my ears rang for a week
>>28660940
My sister is a self entitled bitch. She believes everyone owes her something just because she's deaf. I dont associate with her very much because of it, but I'm still fluent in sign language.
>>28660959
Fug her. Show her who's boss.
Fuck you asshole, now I'm hearing it
>>28660842
NO I DONT WANT A BEER
>>28660957
Overkill. Couldn't you have just broken its neck or something?
>>28660957
I approve
>>28663157
>overkill
fuddlore/10
>>28660796
Can't tell if it makes me feel even more or less alone when I hear it, sortve isolating but at the same time hearing nothing would be strange
I've had EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE since I was 8, (19 now) so I don't recall what its like to ever not hear it, and its not just mild either, its pretty fuckin loud
>>28660809
>>28660815
OH YEAH, KEEP MOCKING THE DEAF GUY
>>28663188
Nigga, it's a shih tzu. It might as well be a small cat.
>>28663152
WHAT YOU SEE A BEAR?
>>28663188
True that you can never kill something too much
>>28660957
Wow... no dignified exit for the small ratdog, eh?
>>28663216
And? I shot a chipmunk with a 5.56, it's not like it or that shih tzu exploded or your wanting to eat it later
>>28663231
NO YOU CANNOT CUT MY HAIR
>>28663231
NO I DONT SEE ANY DEER
>>28663233
>>28663216
Fucking bitch niggers talking shit about shi-tzu's
come to my house I'll beat you the fuck up
>>28663157
Well, my mother in law wanted it to be quick. Disassembling his brain at roughly the speed of sound was the quickest thing I could think up. The last thing he knew, his ass had fallen into McDonald's french fry Valhalla. Little fucker probably thought he was dead already.
Besides, haven't you always wanted to blast one of those yappy little fuckers? Well, I have. And it was goddamned gratifying.
>>28660796
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
>>28663241
a .22 would have sufficed. as would a shovel. he gave himself a case of the REEEEEEEE for no reason.
>>28660796
You just made me hear it
>>28663260
This is the absolute best telling of a story I have ever read. Fuck shit zoos
>>28663233
I wrote a greentext of it a while back. Dunno if anybody saved it.
That dog had basically begun to fall totally apart. The vet just looked at him, raised his hands and offered to off him on the spot. I'm pretty sure the dog had cancer. Or leprosy. Or whatever dogs use in place of leprosy.
Anyway, long story short: the little thing was shitting, pissing, bleeding and puking all over the place. He also snapped at everything and was just generally goddamned miserable. So my mother in law kind of contracted me out to put him down. I waited until she was at work, went over with some leftover french fries, dug a hole, put him in the hole with the fries and drilled him in the head.
Worked like a charm.
>>28663260
You did the right thing. Quick and painless, but why bury french fries?
>>28663305
They were his favorite. He loved McDonald's french fries.
>>28663262
I'm not arguing that a 22 or shovel wouldn't, hell i woulda used a 22 pistol but the self inflicted EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is probably from his dumb ass not wearing hearing protection
OP, I'm sitting here with that shit in my ears right now.
I don't need to be reminded of it.
I think it's gotten slightly worse in my ears.
The worst part about this is that it probably came from wearing headphones on my comp for the past 5-6 years.
Used to be able to hear at 2 volume, not anymore.
>>28663300
I feel bad for the little thing but shooting him in the back of the head was probably a good thing. Call me a pussy but I love my dogs. I can't stand to see them in pain or anything.
>>28663244
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A QUEER
>>28663262
I always carry my AK in the car. I just never really considered any other weapon. Besides, he was Chinese. It kind of fits. No reason to kill him with a Capitalist pig rifle when I could do him with a good Commie gun.
>>28663319
Yeah, that was my own dumbassed fault. That, and not digging the hole big enough on the first try and having him get out and wander off.
Otherwise, it was pretty fucking mission accomplished. I went Leon on that little mutant.
>>28663340
NO I DONT HAVE ANY FEAR
>>28663371
YOU WANT ALL MY GEAR???
>>28660957
wtf hunanon, why did you do that? (Diósgyőr is a good hint)
>>28663251
They're fucking rats. Fuck them to hell.
>>28660796
Can tinnitus be killed? If so, what weapon do I need, I'm trying to sleep and this fan is doing fuck all against the bastard.
Do people without ears get this?
What's with all the threads calling my attention to this shit recently? Stop god damn it.
Someone draw the EEE goblin taking peace and quiet from some poor fucker
Jokes on you, I've had tinnitus since I can remember! Nice thankfully mild congenital defect I seem to have.
[spoiler]wait I think the joke's actually on me[/spoiler]
>>28665544
NO I DO NOT LIKE KING LEAR
>>28665699
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PAP SMEAR
>>28663326
what? you cant get tinnitus from headphones unless you use too high a volume
>>28665709
NO, I DON'T THINK POP IS QUEER. ROOT BEER IS MY FAVORITE DRINK
Why does tinnitus happen? I understand its from prolonged damage to the ears and shit, but I don't understand the psyiology? Of it. From what I understand there's tiny hairsand bones in your ear, when sound reaches them they vibrate and that's basically how we hear things. What gets damaged and why does it produce an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound?
>>28666090
The hairs get flattened out or possibly break off, that causes the EEEEEE. IIRC. Also the hairs can't grow back and that's why hearing loss is permanent.
You guys always make these deaf jokes but for me it's the opposite. Everything seems much louder than it used to
>>28666115
Huh, interesting. Its been a while since I took anatomy but I remember liking it. The hairs being broken/bent makes sense.
Not being able to grow back seems like a stupid trait. I wonder why that happened.
>>28660796
>Went shooting with dumb redneck friend, his gf, and one 2 other friends of mine
>didn't have actual earpro, so I was using earbuds
>actually worked well but kept falling out because the wire kept getting caught on my coat
>redneck friends gf wants to shoot my Vz.24 but is afraid of recoil
>she lays down to shoot, rests it on my backpack
>I squat down and hold the gun to reduce the recoil on her
>friend says my name
>I turn away and my earbud pops out right as she pulls the trigger
>completely deafened for a couple minutes
>constant ringing and noticeable hearing loss in that ear ever since.
>>28663305
Well, assuming the dog was between him and the fries they probably had brain matter all over them.
>Inna urban breachers course
>innahallway
>back of the stack
>breaching door with det linear charge
>breaches you have control
>roger I have control, standby for short count
>5 4 3
>fucking foamy earpro loosens when homeboy in front of me shrugs his shoulders
>left ear completely vulnerable
> 2......PBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEE for days
>EEEEEE for weeks
>still occasionally EEEEEE so hard it makes me sick
>>28666220
*breacher you have control
Autocorrect is plebian Berrypicker no-breacher tier garbage
>>28665580
AFAIK, tinnitus is forever and incurable.
Protect you ears, people!
>innawoods Montana
>driving backroads on way to gopher field and looking for mobile targets on the way, so no ear pro yet
>be driver, all windows down
>friend in driver's side back seat sees mobile target
>"stop the car, anon"
>stop car
>mobile target is in tree on driver's side, 5 feet in front of car
>see movement out of the corner of my eye
>realize it's friend's .357 revolver
>duck just in time for THENOISE.EXE
>everyone votes .357 friend out of the car
>he has to walk the remaining 2 miles to the parking spot
>everyone in car (including him) has problems hearing the gophers for the rest of the day
>.357 friend ends up buying us all dinner to apologize for irreversible lifetime hearing damage
>mfw
>>28666450
One of the reasons I don't hang around with guns people.
So that doesn't happen.
>donttrustanyone.jpg
>>28663262
You're stupid. 22 could have worked, but so did x39. There's no such thing as "overkill", only underkill. If you kill it in one hit, it doesn't care how many pieces its in.
>>28663344
>good
>commie
>>28660959
>>28663133
It must be done, senpai.
>>28660796
Thanks asshole, I can hear it again. I had just gotten used to it.
>>28666337
It's a great way to beat jury duty.
"Yer Honnor I have tinnitus, can't hear shit."
"Okay, you're excused."
>>28666036
BRITNEY SPEERS DID WHAT WITH HER KITCHEN SINK
