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Alright /k/, you know the drill. How do you resolve this situation?
Wait it out, he's going to be covered and shit, piss and vomit after a few minutes
Flashbang in the cradle
>>28545482
Shot placement counts.
His head is completely unguarded by babies. It's such a simple error, I'd have to lend him my own personal baby-helmet so that he isn't embarrassed by such a simple mistake.
So why sleep gas won't work?
>>28545537
Because he will get gassed, fall asleep standing up and fall over on a baby
>>28545537
>>28545536
Presumably he'll fall over and hurt the babies on his back
>>28545482
00 buckshot to center mass
>>28545537
>sleep gas on infants in uncontrolled dosages
Please stop posting.
>>28545537
the amount needed to put out a full grown man in what ssems to be an average sized room would probably cause harm to babies
>>28545482
What babies? I saw accessories to murder.
>>28545482
So... what happens? I only saw this excerpt of the comic for over 3 years.
>>28545482
>harpoon gun through ceiling
It would kill him instantly and if the cable is kept taught he won't fall over, hurting the babies.
>>28545564
>>28545510
He still falls
>>28545482
couple of burst from a zsu-23-4 followed up with RPGs and small arms fire, claim house was filled with Chechen terrorists
>>28545482
Just shoot his head open.
The baby that he falls on will probably survive surgery.
>>28545482
Shoot his hand making him drop it, while he is stunned move up next to him,grab him and blow his brains out so his body doesn't fall.
Other than using the actually technique they used in the book, I have two plans that I think might work.
>send over two men dressed as reporters
>one is Jerry Miculek, the other is some ottermode athlete
>at some predetermined signal, Jerry puts a round through the guys dome as otterman rushes forwards to keep the body from dropping
or
>take his own family as hostages
>>28545984
OTTERMAN! OTTERMAN!
DOES WHATEVER AN OTTER CAN!
>>28545482
...all of them.jpg
>>28545482
4 1000 pound JDAMS
>>28545482
Alright, whenever I try to reverse image search this thing, it just takes me to meme shit. What comic is this actually from?
>>28545981
I would assume that when you aimed for the hand he would shoot the hostage and return fire.
Which is why I just shoot him in the head and get the babies to the hospital afterward.
>>28545569
Somebody gets above him, lassos a noose around the guys neck, and then pulls up.
The surprise causes him to drop the gun
>>28545939
Alpha Group pls go
>>28545984
>Other than using the actually technique they used in the book
What did they do in the book?
Please tell me.
>>28546020
>>28545482
Burn the place down, blame an electrical problem or something.
>>28546020
Pretty much >>28546012
Stab him directly in the face with glorious bayonet mounted on glorious Kalashnikov that was handcrafted to slay filthy Chechens. The babies see glory and become of glorious communism, allowing them to crawl to safety in Moscow. 20 year later babys are ready to slay filthy Chechens. All is well.
>>28545482
Call in an air strike.
>>28545482
I'll use my ghost gun with a 30 magazine clip that shoots 30 bullets in half a second. It's the same sniper automatic weapon used by our troops in afghanistan.
>>28545665
babies are very resiliant, falling on one wont kill it especially if its spread amongst a few of them
>>28546210
i agree, the baby per square inch is certianly high enough
>>28546012
So...leon?
Shoot the babies in the head one at at time,while screaming, "Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do now, asshole?'"
The look on his face would be worth it..
If we are in an average sized bed room I would just shoot his head and then rush to catch the body before it falls to the ground
>>28546041
Looking at my infant son, I'm glad it was resolved gracefully.
Make sure to dump the crook's body in the diaper bin.
>>28545665
they'll just have to take a hit
>be spetznaz
>a few dead babies is better than many dead babies
>>28547263
>be spetznaz
>many dead babies are better than no dead babies
FTFY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege
>>28545482
>>28545482
I get his guard down by telling him they've got funding for Under Siege 3 and he'll get to see some titties in it.
Then I get the babies off him, and proceed to tell him what a washed-up sack of ham he is.
I used to love you bro, what happened.
Why is Steven Seagal covered in babies?
>>28545504
underrated
Shoot him so he lands on the minority baby.
>>28547317
ALL THE dead babies.
>>28545482
Going off of what he said I could still roll over him with a main battle tank after blasting through the wall with a thermobaric rocket.
>>28545549
But thats why the woman is there. Her vagina will tell her to protect the babbys. When his face goes out the back of his head, she will jump up and grab him via adrenaline and instinct. Like that butch that power lifted a fukkin car off her kid.
Alternatively, fuck babbys. Those annoying ass, crying ass shit bags are practically asking to be shot. Shoot him, take his gun, shoot her with his gun. "He shot the woman forcing me to react"
Shoot the hostage.
>>28545537
Russia please.
>offer man and babies taco bell.... but no lady takeo bell.
>wait...
>???
>profit
and laugh and tell man how he was wrong about the gassing. while he chokes on his vomit until death.
The same way I play Ghost Squad, kill the hostages and blame it on the terrorist.
>>28547572
Tbh i am russian.
>>28545482
I set off some fireworks on one side of the house, sneak in the other, slit his throat from behind and catch the body.
>>28545482
Nukes. Nukes are always the answer.
>>28547926
ok ninja-sama
Artillery strike.
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>>28545579
Taught what? Physics?
>>28545559
Give him a break, he's probably Russian
>>28546427
>baby per square inch
It's too early for this level of kek.
>>28546210
Yeah, the baby won't die, but it'll probably end up with developmental problems.
Do you really want to be at fault for the creation of a bunch of Ralph Wiggums?
>>28545482
Use a noose lowered from a cealing window to hold him up while a sniper shoots him in the head. Or just dangle him until he dies.
