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who here sleeps with their ear pro on?

>put on big ass earmuffs
>head to pillow
>silence
>feels good mane
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>>28524855
>put on big ass earmuffs in
>head to pillow
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28524874
The same, pretty boring.
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>>28524855
who here spoons with their rifle every night? i know i do
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>>28524855
gonna hijack this thread. Instead of spending a few dollars at the range to rent a pair of earmuffs, whats the best pair I can buy for the money? I want whatever's cheapest that isnt going to fall apart on me.

Unfortunately I cant do plugs, they bother my ears.
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>>28524910

>just spooning
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I actually sleep with ear plugs.
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>>28524921
3m peltor 105s
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>>28524855

Where do live? Sound like easy target to burglarize. You won't hear shit.
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>>28524945
thanks, I was looking at those
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>>28524921
3m's from hardware store, about 30$ at most

u know construction grade ear protection is not going to break easily
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>be drinking with dad and brother in living room late at night
>fairly drunk
>noise from back yard
>dogs are inside
>grab dirty kitchen knife out of sink
>shut off lights
>put finger to my lips and make ssssssshhhh gesture to dad and brother
>slink out side to "oper8"
>of course there was fuckin nothing there except for my stupid ass in my underwear crouching/ duck walking around freezing my balls off looking for kebab to remove
>dad and brother still give me shit for it to this day lol
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>>28524946

i can sense danger, i am oper8r to the core
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>>28524999
checked and keked
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Cuddle daki when sleeping
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>>28525174
Have three pillow cases but no pillow for one.
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>>28524855
I do that too! Isn't autism great?

Wait no, I don't do that... yeah nvm.
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>>28524874
>>28524898
>tfw tennitus will get me dissability when i retire
>tfw its from shooting guns in my spare time, and not job related.


feels gud mayne
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>>28525313
But how do you prove you have tinnitus anon
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Not me, but my extremely jumpy friend (whose mannerisms are similar to Tim Roth's character in Four Rooms) that I go hiking with a lot

>Going on a brief midnight hike in the summer with a full moon in low juniper scrublands
>Generally just screwing around as we go to the abandoned junkyard a couple miles back into the forest
>We hear a small amount of rustling from a bush in front of us
>Friend freaks the fuck out, pulls out a cold steel tanto, and dives headfirst into some rocks as if he was dodging MG fire
>I shine some light on the bush, and a small rabbit scampers out

He's fun to hang out with, but I swear to god everything is straight out of a Rambo movie with that guy. And not First Blood either
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>>28525328
im a military fag and my job requires constant hearing tests where i sit in a booth an they play these dim beeping sounds. i just ignore some of them and when the guy asks me about missing them i tell them its hard for me to concentrate with the ringing

> oh anon you have ringing in your ear? we need to document that
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>>28525278
Royal Pillow is good if you're in the U.S.
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I use a toothpick to scrape off all the dried sweat on my grips into a small bowl and periodically eat some of it when I'm on the computer.

I wish I were kidding.
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>>28525174
Guilty.
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>>28525489
Nice.
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>>28525535
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>>28525537
Do you ever kiss her?
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>>28524874
Iktfw
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Masturbate to traps. Use a dragon dildo. Fantasize about being spitroasted.
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I unconsciously use trigger safety when holding power tools. Never even noticed until a coworker who also shoots pointed it out.

>>28525523
Hmm, I need to check one of these out. I have a Target body pillow in my daki but it's not long enough so I have to stuff another regular pillow in the bottom, and it makes it all lumpy and weird.
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>>28525797
Yeah, dakis are long
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>>28524999
I do this shit all the time.

>Sitting quietly, hear a vague rustling
>look at the dog to see if his interest is piqued...
>nothing
>Shhhh...
>whoever's in the room looks at me like WTF?
>wait 5 seconds
>plot out path to guns
>ready to tell people where to duck
>...
>"sorry guys, thought I heard something."
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>>28524855
>HK slapping the turn signal
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>>28525535
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>>28525835
At least you didn't go full retard like I did lol
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>>28525737
Also guilty.
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>>28524855

>too quiet to fall asleep, need some background noise

>cant sleep on your side

>get killed by intruders

sounds like a great idea
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>>28526623
I just love cuddling her, whispering sweet nothings and talking with her and kissing her and falling asleep with her. I love her so much.
I don't care how weird it is
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So, I'm not the only one that sleeps with a gun under their pillow, right?

>tfw I only do it with an empty chamber because I'm afraid of gripping it in my sleep and an hero-ing accidentally
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>constantly slice the pie when going around corners/opening doors
>put hand on knife when nervous
>silently judge people for anything and everything /k/ or /out/ related
I.e. See a little kid wearing a camo shirt from old Navy, "fuckin' faggot, is that even real milsurp? M81 is out dated as fuck, that won't even work in this area, lrn2multicam"
>freak the fuck out when anything medical happens
For instance, coworker cut his finger open today, immediately thought "I need my IFAK, an izzy will probably do the trick" when it just took a bandaid.
>general autism and sperging out

>>28525797
I do the same.
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>>28526670
I hostly just hug and curl up because I'm a lonely S.O.B.
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>>28526719
I love waking up and seeing her first thing in the morning. Sorry, m8, it's just mostly because my daki is my waifu, and I love my waifu
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>>28524921
3m peltor x5
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>pretend I'm loading a shotgun when I change the batteries in the remote
>trigger discipline when holding a cordless drill or blow dryer
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>>28526683
>Not having such good trigger discipline that you can literally do it in your sleep
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>>28525948

mah nigga
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>>28526683
>he doesn't use a da/sa sig to do this

lmao fucknigga
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>>28526747
Why would you get a daki of not-your-waifu?
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>>28526683
A nice bedside drawer is a great way of dispersing any element Cobanium 238 around loaded weapons
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>>28526683

>not keeping loaded gun on night stand

i see no benefit of having a conditoin 3 gun under your pillow vs. a condition 1 gun on the table

>i can get to my gun faster

having it loaded nearby takes less time to grab than racking it

plus you dont have to sleep with a gun digging into your head
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>>28526794
Usually it's a Glock, hence why the chamber is empty.
It wouldn't be that bad of an idea to try with a revolver I guess, since the DA trigger pull is like 10 fucking pounds.

>>28526809
>>28526810
I guess that's probably a better option

>You don't have to sleep with a gun digging into your head
>Not taking comfort in that fact that the slightly lumpy object under your head is a handgun
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>>28526826
Well at least you could theoretically use an ak charging handle to clean your ears while taking a nap
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>>28524855
That fuckin filename.
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>>28526797
Some waifuists don't believe in sexualizing they're waifus. Personally, I am not a member of that sect (obviously)
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I have a bayonet in my medicine cabinet.
I use that bayonet more than I pretty much anything else in said medicine cabinet.
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>>28526879
Just exactly why keep it in the medicine cabinet?
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>>28526897
Because the cabinets under my sink were full.
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so about how long into gun ownership before the symptoms described in this thread begin to manifest?
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>>28526925
Not very long
If you aren't already showing any of the symptoms ITT and don't have an empty void inside that can only be filled with firearms, you probably still have time to get out of the hobby alive and sane.
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>>28526826

>taking comfort knowing gun is under pillow

fair enough but,

>i sleep facing my nightstand so i nod off at night to the glow of my tritium sights

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>>28526875
I suppose.
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If you sleep with a unloaded/loaded handgun under your pillow then you're just a special kind of fucking idiot. Nightstands nigga.
There's a bunch of /k/ related shit I do that I could post so I'll go with the ones that people notice.
>extremely patient with people in public (because I'm carrying a gun)
>always lock my car, if my friends go to my car I grill them on locking it
>anytime someone is talking about guns I'll throw in minor opinions or corrections if it's something that could actually threaten someone's life, usually manage to not trip my power level
>always wearing boots, luckily I'm in punk bands so people think I'm just wearing the outfit
>constantly looking around
>never sit with my back to the entrance of any place I'm in
>always "that guy" that has the shit people need, lights, tools, first aid shit, etc.

Nothing too bad I guess.
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If I have trouble sleeping i listen to some stream of polise dispatch, ATC or any radiotraffic really.
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>>28527332

>im in punk bands

thats a funny way of saying you have no musical talent
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>>28527363
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>>28527363
Of course not, if I had musical talent I would play in progressive rock bands with 15 minute instrumentals about chasing galactic dragons through the mountains of Hadioshiojj instead of doing cocaine off of toilets.
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>>28527397

youre goddamn right you would be
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>>28527425
>unironically liking dream theater
You're either really old or really young.
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>>28524855
>sleeping with earpro
There's no fucking way I could do that. I hate not being able to hear things going on, especially if someone breaks into the house.
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>>28527463

im 25
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>>28526688
>put hand on knife when nervous
Christ mate, you need to kick that habit. That is a horrible thing to do.
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>>28525948
This.

Especially on a car with on that is kinda tactile and makes a really nice click on its way down.
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>>28527332
>always lock the car
Holy shit are there people that do not lock their car? I live in the fucking suburbs of southern California around thousands of white people and have never once thought it was okay to leave my car (or house) unlocked.

>always wear boots
Same, they're hiking boots, though and I work in a warehouse so no one gives a shit.
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I have at least one gun in nearly every room in my house. I have no kids, but my girlfriend thinks i'm a paranoid schizo, I just keep reassuring her that things will be fine if they show up, and that I will let her out of the basement eventually.
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>>28527494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNilsLf6eW4

>RUSH

What's next? Animals As Leaders?
On the real though, Lyfson is one of my main influences for guitar. His work on Hemispheres is, in my opinion, his absolute finest.

To keep this post /k/ related, I also only walk my dog with my left hand.
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>>28525174
>>28525278
>>28525797
Does it feel good? I'll have to admit I've been tempted to get one.
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>>28524855
>>put on big ass earmuffs
>>head to pillow
>>silence
>>niggers kill my dog, rape my wife, loot and destroy the house in my sleep because I can't hear shit
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>>28527579
>>>trippple meme arrows
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>>28527566
>dubs

People who don't keep valuable shit in their cars don't. I'm just super anal about it and will double check it to make sure it's locked when I walk past it if I'm out. I usually have a rifle in the trunk or a handgun in the center console and I live in a city with a high rate of firearms theft.
I also have crazy manners and my friends will rib me about it sometimes.
>won't just walk in your house, even if I know you
>wash my shit when I use your plates and whatnot
>pick up the beer cans before I leave

I'm always hearing "yes I locked your car, nobody is going to steal your shit god damn andrew" but it's probably just because with what I do my friends and I are constantly in and out of our cars so each time they take my keys I remind them to lock it and when I get my keys back I ask if they remembered to lock it.
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>>28527568
im only joshing, i dont care much for punk but i can appreciate the punk ideal and aesthetic even if it isnt as cerebral as progressive rock/metal

any way to make it /k/ related;

>be left handed master race
>can keep my gun in the storage compartment in the driver side door when i drive
>can now execute the perfect driveby with my hipoint when driving down martin luther king jr boulevard
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>>28527651
I know you're kidding, I'm also kidding.
>mlk jr blvd
>iktf

Whenever I have to go to Atlanta or Jacksonville, some of the places I have to go are near their respective MLK blvds. That's when I bring the extendos.
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>>28524874
IKTF

Once a week I allow myself a day off from the EEEEEEEEs and take morphine and fall asleep that way
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Am I an edgy faggot for wearing a diving knife on my leg under my jeans?

My state's laws doesn't have any restrictions on knifes, but guns, like many other places, aren't legally allowed to be brought in certain stores. So I thought the next best thing would be a knife.
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>>28527700
Using a knife as a defensive weapon is like using a chair for a skateboard. Also, how are you going to get it out in time if you need to use it? Fuck the law, carry your gun.
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I do air reloads when no one is looking.
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>>28524874
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
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>>28524874
came here to post this
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>>28527694
>take morphine
Daamn nigga. Only once a week though? I thought opiates were really addictive
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>>28527735
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>>28527682

>work near the ghetto
>only 3 murders this year
>fuckthatshit.mp3
>carry a chopper with an extendo and barrel
>pic related its my uzi

but in all seriousness i do carry a hipoint .45 in my car when i go to work because i want to shoot the nigger 9 times with .45 if it decides to rob me
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>>28524874
>tfw only 23 but already have 4/10 tinnitus
The shitty thing is I've had it since before I started shooting regularly, I think I got it being around aircraft without earpro as a kid since I got to see a lot with my dad working with Army aviation. I double up no matter what I shoot tho to try and protect my hearing from any further preventable damage.
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>>28527768
Replace it when you get the chance.
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>>28527718
I'm only thinking that the action won't be focused on me. Otherwise, yeah gun.
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>>28527813

saving up for a glock 21
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>>28527754
I do morphine three times a week but only once a week with enough to put me to sleep
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>>28524855
keeping my finger off the trigger of any vaguely gun-like thing I hold

reaching for a CC when a car backfires near me or something makes a nigger-related noise; even if I'm not actually carrying

ask who's knocking before I open the door, and stand clear of the line of fire when I do it
if someone I know doesn't reply, they just have to stand outside like a fool

I carry a medi-kit with trauma shears and seuchering needles and shit, as well as a litre of water, special self adhering rubber tape, various other useful things.
my co-workers joke my bag is like a camping store, I ask when was the last time they needed one of the hundred receipts or empty drink bottles in theirs

use millitary nomenclature out of context like an autist
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>>28527840
Rhetoric and hopefullness have no place in a gun fight.

>>28527852
Glock 19*
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>>28527882

im more accurate with .45 acp compared to 9mm.
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>>28527882
Assuredness in one's ability just because one has a gun doesn't guarantee anything else either. I bet there are more violent kills on earth with knifes against guns then there are guns against knifes.

That's because guns are usually used justly, at least in the United States. Knifes too, but probably not fighting knifes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_KJ1R2PCMM
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>>28527895
If that is somehow true then you likely have some sort of mental problem.

I don't see a point in handicapping yourself with less rounds, slower rounds and higher recoil in a self defense situation.
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>>28527973
What kind of dumb ass response is that? I could kill someone with a fucking brick.
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>>28527976

you see, if i hit them in the toe with a .45 theyll instantly vaporize and not only will it kill the body, itll kill the soul.

also i shoot .45 because god didnt make a .46
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>>28528035
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.46_rimfire
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>>28528035
Colion pls
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>>28527985
Yeah, a brick is a weapon. If someone threw a brick and knocked you out, a gun wouldn't matter.

You could be right, but I have to go to bed, goodnight.
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>>28528083
And if someone walks into a store with a gun, your knife won't matter.
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>>28528090
Since you responded so quickly, yeah it would. They would be more likely to be focused on the cashier.

If they were focused on me, then why am I aimlessly wandering in a store? I wish I could shitpost that hard.
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>>28528109
Jesus, let me walk you through this.
What I am saying is that if you are going to go through the fucking trouble of being armed for some imaginary scenario where you'll be the big fucking hero who leaps and bounds just in time to somehow make it to the robber to stab him in the neck, you should be armed with the best possible weapon. The best possible weapon is not a knife.

If you're so paranoid that you're going through the trouble of trying to prepare for such an unrealistic and improbable scenario, why in the fuck are you going to carry a fucking knife?
Literally spell out the scenario in which a knife will beat a gun.

You're just going to sneak up and Solid Snake his ass? Come on dude. You can't be so fucking dumb that I have to take you step by step through what I'm saying to you.
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>>28526959
it ate at me before i could buy a gun,it's too late,it was always too late.
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>>28528157
So why not just drop a mine off at the front door and set it off with flick of a switch when a bad guy appears?

I already posted that video.
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>>28528157
a situation in which it is not legal or practical to carry a gun?
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>>28528090
unless they walk in and dont see you
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>>28528157
He's trolling you dude, just stop.
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Besides keeping a condition 3 AK under my bed, and earpro on standby (don't want to lose any hearing if I have to kill someone)...

I'm always looking for the best places snipers could be hidden in urban areas.

I talk about guns with people a lot, but I try my best to be informative and not be condescending. When people talk about muh .45 stoppin powah, I calmly remind them of the marginal ballistic differences between most pistol calibers, and the real deciding factor when stopping a target with a pistol caliber is shot placement into vital organs. That's really it.
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>>28527397
damn dude u do coke where do you get it my buddy chris said he could get some but his dealer is shitty wanna hit me up on snapchat/
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>>28528197
Because that's camping.

>>28528205
>mission impossible theme starts playing as BG enters room

>>28528209
Let me have it, I need my post-annoyance-come-down to help me sleep.

>>28528197
>c o n c e a l e d c a r r y
When the bad guy walks in and you think to yourself "man, why does he have a gun in here? It's neither legal nor practical to carry in this establishment!" I want you to remember this thread.
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>>28528260
Yeah give Chris my number.
(772) 467-3703
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>>28528268
>C A N A D A
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>>28528295
>this somehow negates everything I've already said
Shouldn't you have already apologized to me maplefag?
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>>28528315
I dont want to meet BlackBull LongPole in prison
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>>28528339
Would you rather meet god?
This attitude is why those laws are in place. Subservience is not flattering. Goodnight.
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>>28528350
i'm an athiest dude

im not going to risk getting caught illegaly cc'ing a handgun constantly on the off chance im in a convenience store thats getting robbed.
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>>28528350
i would totally cc if i was legally allowed ,unlike you and most americans on this board i had to work to get my guns.
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>>28527574
It's a mixed bag.

They're pretty nice to hold when sleeping. I actually had mine for like 3 years before I hit a low enough point to start doing it haha.

They suck when you wake up and see your waifu in full scale in bed with you, and it hits you like a punch in the gut that it'll never be real.
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>>28526688
>>put hand on knife when nervous
All the time
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>>28527332
Hilariously I do the same. Though it's for different reasons.
>patient
I've just hit that level of maturity/age where I don't really care.
>lock car
I've lived in some big cities, it's just a habit.
>corrections on guns
Mostly because I'm the "gun guy" with any group I'm in.
>wearing boots
I wear them for work and I'm usually too lazy to put on normal shoes that I will just take off when I go to work later in the day.
>looking around
Just good SA mang
>never sit with my back to the entrance
Also just some good SA.
>handy guy
Again, mostly a habit that I have a small med kit in my car along with flashlight and other such shit either in my car or on my body.
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>>28524855
>wanting to be alone with your thoughts and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck no, I sleep with a measure of whiskey and a TV.
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>>28525489
nioce, I need to remember that.

anyone else feeling the EEEEEEEEEEEEE right now?
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>>28528468
>They suck when you wake up and see your waifu in full scale in bed with you, and it hits you like a punch in the gut that it'll never be real.
Just twist that knife even hard. Christ thanks anon.
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>>28524874
Fuck you, I've had constant tinnitus for almost 15 years, it's like white noise until someone brings it up.
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>>28526925
good, properly rated muffs doubled up with foam ear plugs broham

most of us have tinnitus from other shit, like power tools and going to too many metal concerts.
>tfw when I had an awesome childhood and went to a fuckton of concerts
>tfw eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee turned into EEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee after ~5-7 years of guns with cheapfag earpro
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>>28527872
>be hanging out with my bro
>walking through parking lot to go to a movie
>BOOM
>...that was a gunshot
>bro gives me strange room
>"naw bro this is a good area it was probably a transformer"
>get to movie theater
>power is out
>mfw it was a transformer

I spent way too long working in the ghetto. 3-5 "transformers" blowing a day as I cut down trees and cleared brush.
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>>28524855
>be me
>long time ago gf was bitching about something or overreacting about something mundane because woman
>jokingly I put on my ear pro and kick back in the recliner
>end up falling asleep
>wake up to gf hitting me pissed off as hell because not listening to her dumb shit

kek
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I am so sorry but it was necessary.
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>>28524855
>Making yourself even MORE defenseless when you are your most defenseless.
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>>28524874
>dad gets me noise cancelling head phones
>oh these are cool-eeeeeeeeee
>huh?
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28524855
everytime I see this thread on the front page I start feelin the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

when I plug my ears it sounds like the damn shellshock scene from saving private ryan
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>in bed
>hear a noise
>jump to attention
>time2operM8.dll
>call police to get my spoon safe code
>open safe
>pull out tactical spoon head
>run to other safe
>repeat
>take out tactical spoon handle
>thread together
>call police
>"Anon Anonson, Number 1 XYZ street, Date of birth XX/YY/ZZ, requesting permission to use disapproval force to convince home invader that my daughter is not worth raping
>request denied
>fuck the law
>go downstairs
>muslim is raping my daughter
>charge with spoon held high
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get tackled by anti racist enforcement officer
>"OI OI u cheeky wanker u never called the bobbies to get permishun 2 use reasonbel furce on that paki, ur off to the fockin slamma"
>spoon gets confiscated
>license to carry dangerous weapon revoked
>they take my bike wheel as well
>sentenced to life in prison
>get out in 4 days
>go home
>BBC took my TV
>go upstairs to bed
>machmoud is in it, pumping my wife
>mfw she's not wearing her hijab
>Looks like it's the couch again for me
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>>28527574
Definitely. Also, 2-way tricot is worth it in my opinion
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>>28525489
You mofo, i like you.
That feel when i tell them "well there is this ringing..." "don't worry anon but we don't care, you are a week end warrior so it's not important".
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>trigger discipline on everything with a pistol grip
>think of prices immediately in firearm equivalents I.e. $500=new Glock, $10=AR mags, $150=that cheap shotgun I got 4 years ago, etc.
>idly thinking about best cover/concealment/escape routes in my current location
>USP in end table, Glock in nightstand, Bersa in medicine cabinet, other Glock in kitchen, SU16 behind couch, other other Glock in center console, 1911 in sock drawer...

>>28528379
>i had to work to get my guns.
Me too, it's called a paycheck. Unless you mean working for a natural right, in which case you shouldn't be proud.
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>>28525835
>path to guns
>not wearing pistol at all times.

Why even own gun?
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>>28525535
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>>28524874
Came here to post this.
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>>28525748
tenitus?
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>>28526683
quick access handgun safe within arms reach while I sleep
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>>28524874
Yeah, gotta sleep with a fan now
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>>28524874
tenitus?
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>>28527872
>seuchering
YOU CRAVEN GOD-DAMNED ILLITERATE
"SUTURING"
IT'S "SUTURING"
NOT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS
"SUTURING"
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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>tfw have had light tinitus since childhood
>not sure why
>never listened to loud music, shot guns, etc
>tfw eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee like a broken radio
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>>28530937
Did your mother hang around really loud machines before you were born?
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>>28525535
Too far. You're now the lice kid nobody wants to eat lunch with.
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>>28525535
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>>28524945
These are pretty nice. I use the 98 ones at work all the time.
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>>28529796
I have a similar story though it was much closer.
>be me
>having smoke with a buddy outside our place of work.
>We are on main street of fairly small town.
> Chatting it up when BOOOOOOOMMM really close to us maybe 30ft or so.
>So damn loud EEEEEEE we both hit the dirt and draw CC
>Quickly realize it was not hadji setting off an IED
>Put guns away and feel kind of stupid.
So what happened. Well a guy from an auto tech school had just finished getting a new motor set up in his car. A cylinder had detonated it blew a hole in the hood and the hood and front windshield had caught on fire. We ended up going in the office and getting fire extinguishers and put it out for him. No operating outside of playing fireman.
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>>28527567
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>>28526902
of bayonets?

it better be bayonets
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>>28527727
if im bored in a quiet room i load gats

occasionally disassemble if i know it by memory
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>>28524855

I did for a week when our kids were born.
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>>28527363
Hahaha
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>>28524874
What exactly happenes when you get tinnitus?
I've had several guns shot nearby me (inside and outside) and I hadn't gotten ear pro on yet.

But I have no ringing. At all. If I lay in a silent room, then it's still silent.
Is this because at 21 my ears are more capable of healing?
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>>28527651
>even if it isnt as cerebral as progressive rock/metal.

Do you even know pic related.
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>>28527756
This made me happy
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>>28524855

Yeah I do that sometimes if I'm trying to sleep in the early morning hours and my neighbors are mowing the lawn or whatever.

Also, all the people on this thread saying that you won't "hear the intruder"...wow. lol.

Life's not a videogame, you autismos really need to chill out with that stuff. Sadly I bet most of you think you're really impressing the rest of us when you babble on like that.
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>>28524855
All the fucking time when my dog won't shut the fuck up. They're set up on the bookshelf not two feet from my bed.
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>>28524921
Fuck all that noise

The howard leights are fucking amazing
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>>28530029
EEEEEEEEEE
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>>28530115
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>>28530115
The saddest and most offensive part about this story is it's true.
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>>28530029
You mother fucker...
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>>28530869
ANON NO
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>>28529725
This
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>>28529725
It helps if you just kind of treat it like the sound of your heartbeat or breathing, something intrinsic to you that can be blocked out.
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>>28526429
Here's your reply, what did you do anon....
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>>28525761
It doesn't just have to be a fantasy, anon.
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