>>28494714
all of it
An integrally suppressed mini gun
>>28494714
All of them. From no guns getting 3-6 within the next 3-5 years too Hunter S Thomson levels.
Examples: every type of Smith and Wesson Handgun and Revovler
FN FAL
So many it's hard too name.
>>28494714
Weaponry? Fuck weaponry. I'd buy land and build a castle with a huge underground bunker. Then I'd buy some shit tier and pretend I'm some super secret squirrel infiltrating and ultra secret g14 classified mitary base and pew pew pew pew.
Pew.
>>28494743
>shit tier ar
Pew pew pew
>>28494714
A bunch of Nuggets
A bunch of 54R
Invest in manufacturing of Nuggets and 54R
Give the meme gun away on the streets on a massive scale for keks.
I would personally pay colion noir to come up with metaphors for each of my guns.
I could buy at least half of a F-35
>>28494764
Oh hey Colion.
With that kind of money one could make the Boss's vision a reality and make mankind whole again.
All the Nuggets
>>28494798
Have a throne made out of them.
I'd buy every ww2 gun on the market and price gouge. I figure individuals would be priced out, but museums would be willing to throw down 100k for a 91/30
>find small nation in good standing with west
>tell them i will buy them 100 leopard 2 tanks for their shit tier military as long as i get one
>purchase a huge quantity of land in the middle of nowhere to drive my MBT around
>>28494714
A FAMAS
Probably build an Ar, if I had anything left over, probably buy a nugget or something.
>>28494726
This is the only correct answer.
>>28494832
>if I had anything left over
Just how many cryptic BCGs would you buy?
I'd hire someone to kidnap filthy Frank and airdrop him with a squad of YouTube memers into Syria after being trained and equipped for a gopro filmed series
>>28494726
/thread
Buy the gun that killed JFK, the gun Hitler shot himself with and make it my personally carry or make a repainting thread with it on /pol/ and /k/.
>>28494809
Museums don't pay for shit. Most of the time they rely on donations for their exhibits. ESPECIALLY for things like arms/militaria.
>>28494906
Holy shit the autism it would cause.
Why do they call the lottery a "tax for the poor and stupid"?
I would either buy land and commission a house/shooting range, or buy a silo and bring it up to maximum comfort levels
all of the weaponry.
>>28494714
I'm a noguns at the moment, so I'd start off small
>Acquire gun license
>acquire safe
>acquire SSAA membership
>buy a SMLE or Mauser to start
>run a few hundred rounds through it, working on improving core marksmanship principles, breath control, sight picture, sight and target acquisition, stabilizing the weapon, etc
>THEN start buying more cool shit
Although to be honest I'd just buy a property or two in a decent part of town, rent it/them, live off the earnings of that and finally get my fucking drivers license (22 year old with no immediate family, hard to get lessons without forking out dosh)
>>28494764
>holding this cum stained mosin nagant is like taking a shit in a public latrine; I hate it and want to leave
>>28494956
Because only the stupid and poor sink their money into it
Like me
>>28494950
Maybe a thread with the derringer that killed Lincoln and make a thread on /b/ and shove it up my ass while quoting the last words Lincoln heard and post a audio link.
>>28494984
>holding this P226 is like holding your newborn child
>it's heavy and it shits everywhere, but for some reason you just can't help but love it
>this AR-15 really reminds me of my first kiss
>It's sloppy, it's too dry, and it leaves more to be desired, but with more practice, it'll never be a bad time.
>>28494714
SUPER TACANO
>>28494883
Well I'd get the mystic black one, but I'd tell them to mix all the colours into the gucciest bcg the tripfags have ever seen.
Buy a large 3 floor house with a cemented gunrange basement/armory, trap harem and more guns then a private army and a PC rig that puts IT and nasa too shame.
>>28494991
>>28494984
>>28495113
A magical place indeed.
>>28494726
/thread
>>28494714
nuclear
fucking
weapons
>>28494714
I'd buy things that the autists around here hold near and dear to their hearts, and then in a series lasting for days if not weeks, cut them into pieces while making detailed threads.
-hex nuggets
-finn nuggets
-nagant revolvers
-svt-40
-SVD
-stg44
-P08
-K31
any other suggestions? in case I win.
>>28495118
>not building your own Mother Base first
>>28495146
Use a welder/plasma cutter too melt them together and etc.
>>28495146
WASR
Weird no one has said start a gun company.
>>28495156
oh that sounds fun. I could also take pieces of different guns and weld them together like some sort of frankengun.
>>28495171
not really rare enough to rustle any jimmies.
enfield! how the hell did I forget an enfield or three?
How much ammo can I buy with that?
I'll do that, then give out ammo to everyone in california because fuck the proposed ammo law.
>>28495146
WA2000
>>28495179
If you wanna go absolute madman do that too these:>>28494906
>>28495184
>only 176 were made
Jackpot!
Buy Washingtons Fake teeth and have someone suck my dick while wearing them.
>>28494714
Mini 30
I can finally afford a custom 1911 from Heirloom Precision
>>28494714
Did no one win last night?
>>28495281
nope. wednesday night's drawing is predicted to be over 1.3 billion.
>walk into gun shop
>lay down 80k on counter along with a decent list and a box of kleenex to keep the semen off my paperwork
>start process on multiple SBRs
>Arsenal AK in 5.45
>MP5
>PS90
>B&T MP9
>AR (duh)
>Uzi
>CZ EVO
>SCAR 16
>cans for every caliber
>decide i need some regular shit too
>Benelli M2 and M4
>Browning Citori
>FAL
>G3
>G53
>1911
>SP01
>Hipower
>K31
>CZ 527
>AUG
>Tavor
>Mini 14
>Colt Python and Anaconda
>S&W Model 66
>M1 Garand
>M1 Carbine
>~a dozen AR lowers just cuz
>Geissele triggers for shit
>dozens of mags if not more
>5k rounds of each caliber
>while in shop call local safe guy and purchase laaaaaaarge safe
>after that call is done, figure i have some time to kill while everything is getting ordered
>go get lunch for the shop from local bomb ass BBQ place
>i called ahead, ofc, bring in a couple hundred dollars of BBQ, brisket sandwiches, ribs, pulled pork, and cornbread now take up whatever counter space my mound of paperwork and money doesnt
>decide i dont have nearly enough guns and buy some shit off the shelves
>buy some optics cuz i gotta see right?
>get some nice lightweight rifle plates and nice ass plate carrier
>take all available guns home
>buy lifetime membership to local range
>buy truck for massive haul that is about to commence
>get call that all the guns/ammo/accessories are ready for me to pickup
>bring in a dozen pizzas for the shop in exchange for help loading up
>spend hours loading from my new truck to my house
>catalog everything
>load it all into the safe
>spend rest of day fingerfucking new guns in a rotation
>get call a few months later that all my NFA stuff is ready
>bring in large amounts of fried chicken from local shop so they can load up truck again
>tell shop to call me if they ever need money and have too much inventory
>>28495285
>mfw my dumbfuck loser friend roommate(little harsh) bought 100 dollars worth and left them in my brothers car and neither of them have looked at them yet.
>mfw my brother bought one ticket and forgot where he put it and doesn't even remember what the powerball number on it was
>Acquire 1.3 billion dollars from lottery
>Form a temporary LLC so the money goes to the company rather than person
>Build a PMC, with facilities and shit
>Recruit foreign former soldiers, give them work visa
>They're now my employees
>Lobby the congress/pentagon to use my service instead
>Won contract
>do removings
Warehouse full of parts kits and ammo. Buy a majority share of the local SOT, get put on all licenses.
Have underground lair built
Also crates of guns
customized Hi-Points
>>28495520
These right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjQk244oW9c
>>28494733
Hunter S Thompson Level FULL GONZO
Get whatever licenses necessary (government level) Buy Trade sell Munitions and Vehicles of Fun.
A Colt collection
STI or Infinity Racegun couple of them...LOL
A tank Leopard or Merkava
A couple of UNIMOG's all custom with kit able to go on a road trip at any moment.
Tavor every model
a cannon nothing big Signal size, Ok maybe a Civil war one too.
Gatling guns nice shiny brass crank muthers
A range the size of Arizona
a full time group of bikini clad re-loaders and range girls, bartenders Dan Blizzarian LEVEL 11
A gold and Silver AK collection
Open a movie gun museum in Las Vegas where I would probably move too. Change all legislation in that state that's not gun friendly. Ban Californians.
Come up with a libertarian identification system, subject them to reality Via Clockwork Orange style Exposure to reality LOL.
Shoot all the matches I can.
Buy a missile Kitlov just so I can say I own one.....LOL.
Step 1, build a 5 million dollar bunker with all sorts of amenities and storage and food water electricity housing computers and a gun range.
Step 2, purchase the /k/ube and place it in said bunker with a room in the center of the bunker, all decorated and ceremonial
Step 3, buy guns, ammo, and live out my days reading books, playing vidya, shooting guns, and praying to the /k/ube.
Then get raided by the ATF and die with 7 dragon dildos up my ass.
>>28494714
Acquire quality APC, apply rainbow flag paint job and mount dildos all over it, drive to Orgen, drive through Bundy's occupied building avoid actually killing anyone, while still wrecking it. Reimburse government for damage done and post bail for patriots. Post my bail, shitpost more on /k/
I would by my own bay, a big ass wooden ship, and a crew.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TURNED BACK SOONER, BECAUSE THE REACH IT OWNS THIS BAY, AND YOU CAN'T OUT RUN HER AND YOU CAN'T OUT GUN HER AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GUNNA PAY!
>>28495463
Mhhh a crate full of M70s....
I'd get a nice house here in Arizona on 100 acres of prime desert real estate, build a 1000+ yard firing range
I think as far as firearms go, I would just buy them as I see them. There are too many for me to want and there are so many configurations and shit but there are a few specifics ones I would want immediately.
Truth be told, I would rather get a few different cars and trucks because I don't want nearly as many as I would for guns.
>>28495274
I really hate guns you feel bad for touching but God damn that is the finest looking pistol I have ever seen
>>28494714
I would travel the world, raping as I please and buying off local police.
I love all of the response. But yhe sad thing is all of us on here are so poor we can't even comprehend what a billion dollars could buy.
Can't even spend the interest you've made in one day off of that much money
Buy one of those demilitarized Su-27/MiG-29, spend the money fixing it and getting it into proper condition.
My first flight would involve flying over Langley AFB and see how fast I get intercepted by the F-22's.
>>28495692
I can comprehend it, I'm a trust fund babby who makes a ton of money off of my principle.
Bought this sugar a year ago.
>>28495701
Someone please post the Tu-95 story.
Feel the inside of a vagina.
>>28495541
precisely
>>28495734
My point is that even trust fund babbies don't understand how much a billion is. Even spending ten thousand dollars at a time wouldn't be shit. I make just shy of 130k/year but that wouldnt be pocket change for a billionaire
I'd probably hire off a group of former and current delta elite types to run my security detail.
>>28495984
I have never seen that amount in my lifetime or ever will
>poorfag
>>28495974
>literally forever
>>28495984
Get the lump sum ($600M) at a mere 1% interest get $6M to blow yearly. Yeah that's a bit of change
>>28496021
You would get way ducking more than that in interest, banks would be fighting too have you use them, they would let you cuck them by there wife daughter and even son too have your account.
>>28495984
Seeing as I make enough on my principle to buy a new car and a few guns each year, I could easily cut the principle down by doing
>>28495595
Or
>>28495613
And then live sustainably.
>>28496025
... you don't really understand how money works do you?
>>28496048
One of my best friends is a accountant and my dad while isn't in banking does with business finances a lot.
>>28494714
Tbh I would just buy a house, a few guns, and spend the rest on pro gun ads and campaigns that help dispel the anti gun rhetoric that we hear from the anti gunners all the time.
e.g. awb, magzine capacity limits, constitutional carry, etc
Im not a stingy fuck like the rest of /k/ who would probably spending most of their money on permission slips from the man to exercise their 2nd amendment rights , I would actually use it to help restore our rights for every American because im not a statist pig
>>28494714
Not much, honestly. I'd finish my AR with top tier parts, and put together three or four other caliber uppers for it.
Then take the rest of the money and buy more money with it.
>>28494714
M134
M2
remote control bumper cars
some soviet tanks
Whatever I want?
>>28494727
It's completely legal to have a non-registered suppressors on a mounted gun. Here's the ATF's definition.
>The term “Firearm Silencer” or “Firearm Muffler” means any device for silencing, muffling, or diminishing the report of a portable firearm, including any combination of parts, designed or redesigned, and intended for the use in assembling or fabricating a firearm silencer or firearm muffler, any part intended only for use in such assembly or fabrication.
>report of a portable firearm
>portable firearm
>>28494714
Build/Buy an oil platform and hire a bunch of pmcs and /k/ommandos to populate the base and be a standing army for it.
Then I'd go nuclear and build a silo that could house as many ICBMs as I could get my hands on/build.
Go full gibs me dat with the UN or light the nuclear tinderbox and launch.
Overall, a good life.
>>28496231
>you're extracting him?
Most of your staff would be C-D rank at best, a few great and good A's and B's, couple of S ranks, lot of F/P noguns
>>28494714
One for everybody!
>>28494714
Spend all of it trying to get better gun laws her in australia.
But it still won't be enough.
>>28494727
>phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
>>28494809
Next time you go in a museum, check and see how much shit was donated from private collections or is on loan from an individual.
>>28496641
You have my vote
>>28494714
You know, there is only so much money a man needs, and the rest is for showing off.
A solid million would let me buy a ranch with a decent sized house a new truck and deep sea fishing boat for all of my shtf needs...I have every rifle, shotgun and pistol I'd want or the guns I think about buying are not that expensive that would need to win the lottery, maybe get a model 99 in .416 for shits and giggles, but I'd put all of billion dollars towards fighting California Gun Laws in Court. Like the Hollis and Holder thing, even if we don't win in the end, keep the fight going for as long as possible.
Retire parents, they done worked hard enuff.
Buy funs, buy knifes, buy house in CO/UT/WY (Whichever has the best combo of gun laws and Skiing) with plenty of land to shoot my guns w/o people bothering me.
Shoot funs with friends, invest in S&W and Ruger stocks (Those MFs keep climbing).
Pay the Russian Mafia to assassinate politicians who try to pass tougher gun laws.
>>28494714
I'd buy all the machine guns on the registry and hog them for myself.
>>28496942
Dick move.
>>28496953
Actually, that's a good idea.
all the uncle toms and people like in pic related who buy machine guns as investment items and don't want the Hughes Amendment to be repealed because >muh investment would get cucked.
They would start to actively work with us to get the Hughes Amendment repealed and get the machine gun registry to open.
>>28494714
A weapon to surpass metal gear.
>>28494784
You could buy 10.
>>28494714
Buy rights to gun designs under trade sanctions and either sell them to US based companies or start my own gun company to sell our own variants.
>tfw US made SVDs flooding gun stores across the nation
I would start and arms company, build a factory, and fill it with the machine tools needed to make AKs and SVDs.
Also, reasonably priced Garand and SMLE/2A1 repros with modern metals. Also my own line of ammunition. Because why not?
>>28496675
Silent but deadly
>>28494714
I'd buy 2 M18 Hellcats. Leave one as it was in WW2.
I'd go full retard on the other by changing the M2 on top to a GAU 19, adding Reactive armor on board, changing the old aircraft engine to a modern Duramax or Powerstroke Diesel, add a lazer range finder, and add a gyro stabilizer to the main gun.
I could finally afford to buy 22lr
>>28496091
If yyou do win, don't run ad campaigns, put subliminal messages into SJW tv shows. Like, get someone from the big bang theory to buy a gun and show them regularly at the range, or i dunno.
>>28496091
the Anon at >>28498536 has a point. SJWs have no defense if you turn the shit they love against them. PIC RELATED
>>28494714
Whatever wheeled APC or any armored vehicle with space inside to live in it.
>>28494714
One box of 22lr
>>28494714
Literally any I want. I can't even conceive of that much money. I could extravagantly spend on pretty much anything I want for every day of my life and never get close to running out of money with that much. Like, holy shit.
>>28494714
A benelli super nova
Munitions factory to pump out .22lr in big enough quantities to bring the market cost down to below 1¢ per round
start a revolution in an african country and be appointed leader via military coup, arm my army with nuggets and aks, and some quality gear and training
I love how maybe 5 people in here said they'd fight gun laws.
I'd work with a pr team to change the publics opinion on guns. Dedicate maybe 50 million to it.
>>28496048
Yeah that's how you spend that chunk of money. Just literally make everyone else's dreams com true, hahaha. It'd be hilarious if some fucktard from 4chan won because all manner of weird shit would start cropping up around the world
>>28494714
When you've got that kind of money to work with, you don't buy guns, you buy the things that make guns.
Build a machine shop and hire some engineers and gunsmiths to be on call to make whatever you want. Incorporate it and offer to sell some machine guns to your local police department for $1 a piece so you can get away with keeping a bunch of "dealer samples" around. NFA can fuck itself.
>>28499015
>arms them with nuggets
>spends money on quality gear
Like putting a lawnmower engine in a Ferrari.
>>28499173
its not like im expecting sierra leone to have the fighting strength of germany
>>28499173
Uncomplicated and able to be worked on without special tools compared to the alternative?
Good compliment friendo.
>>28499213
A nugget also requires some measure of marksmanship and discipline. You're arming nogs here, not a redneck militia. Give them AKs. If you source them locally, you can get 2 or 3 for the price of a nugget in America.
>>28499242
id rather use PMCs and mercs than malnourished african villagers
Armed and armored minicopters.
>>28499366
That's a small helicopter
>>28499394
>minicopters
>>28499366
I'd get in entirely too much trouble with a Scorpion
>>28499366
>>28499394
>>28499405
>>28499445
FUCK YES!!! Personally I'd be more inclined to get a Vertical Hummingbird. I love experimental Helos.
>>28494714
I would commission Ares Defense to make a full fun .308 version of their ARES 16 upper for the AR-10 and buy a LWMMG from General Dynamics
Start a national gun buyback program. Then resell guns for profit and keep whatever I wanted.
>>28494714
Little Bird and miniguns
Buy a chunk of Africa and be the first truly Libertarian country
>overturn the Hughes Amendment
>overturn import bans
>large compound in Wyoming
>private island somewhere
>have QTs abducted for my rape dungeons; use firearm to remove their brain stems if they try to bite down
>set up one big Museum of Firearms or fund a bunch of existing firearm related shit
>fund firearms classes in schools for safety and marksmanship
As a personal firearm, I'm thinking I'd like a G11.
I'd also collect a lot of tanks.
>>28494714
Fund a factory dedicated to building European rifles that aren't imported to the US. The L85A2, the Famas, the G36, etc. As well as resurrecting some old firearms that aren't being produced anymore.
>>28494714
First, I'd establish residence in New Hampshire. Then, I'd order an upper to finish my 3rd AR-308. After that? I'd buy a level IIIA vest and a couple handguns.
When I've got the financial plans laid out, I'd purchase a couple miles of land and setup a 5-mile range. From there, try to get into long-range shooting.
>Buy the blueprints to a VSS Vintorez.
>Start production
>flood the US with VSS
>open ammo factories in every liberal city
>22Lr, 54r, 8mm, 45-70, 6.5, fucking everything
>22lr now costs 3¢ a round
>rare ammo for your surplus gun is no longer rare
>start production on an affordable STG44
>gun nuts already love me, getting millions in salary
>pay off ATF to kill themselves
>lift all import bans like Norinco
>SKS's and Mosins literally flood the streets
>pay off liberal college kids to vote Trump
>Trump wins, NFA and ATF are BTFO
>allowed to conceal carry machine guns
>allowed to carry any way you want
>tanks with activated guns are now legal
>buy an MBT to cruise around the hood in
>buy a B29 and do bombing runs on Kebab populated cities
>yes
>>28499865
>start production on an affordable STG44
Someone beat you to it. Guess you'll just have to make an affordable FG42
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/06/24/stg-44-in-5-56-and-7-62x39-on-the-way/
>Buy the blueprints to a VSS Vintorez.
Speaking of, any of you have a status update on those /k/ommandos trying to build VSSs?
>>28499865
Keep going, I ain't finished.
>>28499918
Story on kommandos?
>>28499949
Some dudes (a couple years ago I think) stated they wanted to build a VSS. They had threads up every so often of their progress. They were pretty close to a working prototype if I remember correctly.
I know one of them was having some family issues and that it was stalling the project. I was just curious if they've been around recently to tell of their progress.
>>28499949
Actually, I found their tumblr page
>inb4 tumblr fags
Yeah, I know, but it was good for keeping up with progress.
http://vssvintorez.tumblr.com/
I would just build a corporation, and see if I can make 10 times that, and more...
>>28494714
An AK-47
Sig Sauer P227
Uberti Lightning rifle
Sharps Rifle
An old S&W .38
>>28494714
You know, cash option you'll get less than half that.
But still, even 400 mill isn't a small amount of change.
I'd buy a Tesla, a house nearer the cities which I'll convert at least one large room into a safe and another into a panic room, the entire house would have armored walls and windows, dindus ain't gonna dindu me, hell maybe even a moat. I'd still work but only 3 maybe 4 days a week, I'd get my NRA range instructor certification and take the range instructor job at my work.
I'd put a large chunk of the money away and live off the interest.
My car and gun collection would go through the roof, I'd be some kind of mix of Jay Leno and Ted Nugent.
I may even get the Tesla armored, or buy an old Ford Ranger or a Suburban and uparmor that.
>>28499941
>start line of pistols and rifles in 6.5
>start my ow NRA-like group
>members are granted a free bayonet and 500 rounds of 8mm
>Trump hires us as a paramilitary to destroy soccer moms
>we succeed
>one day do a run in my B29
>instead of bombs they are SCAR-H's
>now everyone has a gun
>crime rate goes down 900%
>eliminate the democratic party as a whole
>erect statues of myself, Colt, Browning, Mosin, Nagant, Kalashnikov, Tokerav, Sharps, Stalin, Kruschev, and Henry.
>make ammo vending machines for when you really need to shoot
>all public buildings now require a shooting range
>22lr replaces the penny
>Putin, Trump and I become best friends
>remove Kebab with glorious 45-70 and 6.5
>Kebab goes into hiding
>set up more marketing in middle east
>put Britain out of its misery and make the whole country an ammo factory
>make the service rifle take 25/45, full auto
Outside of, y'know, all the guns, i'd see if there's any way I could get (when they're finished) one of the TALOS suits the US military is working on.
Every day we inch closer to FO power armor.
>>28500058
Depends on your state
https://www.usamega.com/powerball-jackpot.asp
>>28494795
>>28495148
>Um, what do you want me to do sir?
>I want you to remove my left eye, above that surgically insert a metal shard, and replace my arm with a bionic one that is beter than anything we have.
We should all consider our lives choices and base them off of this.
Oh yeah, and also build/developed a weapon that surpasses metal gear.
Infinity .22lr
12-gauge auto-loader
.45 long slide, with laser sighting
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Uzi nine millimeter
>>2850007
>kebab goes Into hiding.
Kek
>>28500076
Is 25/45 that good? What kind of ballistics does it get?
>>28500076
>>28499865
This is a good thread.
>>28500118
After SpaceX was a success, I'm sure Elon Musk is looking for other endeavors. I bet throwing 200 mill at him to make plasma rifles will get things going.
>>28494714
>Every SIG P210
>Every short-rail CZ 75
>Every FA FAL in the US
>Hitler's Luger
>The .45ACP Luger prototype
>Stone 63 patents/tooling
>FG 42 patents/tooling
>Artillery pieces
>Fighter jets
>Tanks
>Enough cum lube to drown a blue whale
>Few dozen miles of Southern Oregon coastline
>>28500118
Sarah Conn-uh?
>>28494714
I'd lobby the shit out of people to repeal import bans instead.
Then I'd start a gun company.
build another /k/ube but with functioning weapons that can be removed and used
>>28494714
i would hire mercenaries to take over north sentinel island, just for the kek.
>>28500225
This, also an ammo company
brb factory FALs and G3s with full fun
BCM 16" KMR middy
Arsenal SLR107 w/ Rail
SCAR-17S w/ 13" Barrel
Glock 32 G3
Sig P226 mk25
Beretta ARX100 w/ 10" barrel
M16 registered lower receiver
Benelli M4
Walther P99C
Barrett M95
>>28494714
I would start my own company and produce 100% faithful reproductions of M48 Mauser rifles
Otherwise I would buy a fleet of UH-1 Huey gunships complete with rockets, and side mounted miniguns for the door gunners.
>>28500243
>i would hire mercenaries to take over north sentinel island, just for the kek.
Just get a yacht and 2 semi auto 50 BMG rifles 1 with a really bitchin scope and 1 with a very nice infrared optic would be the grandest of LOLs
>>28500285
Correction Kar98k*
>My brain thought one thing and my hand thought something else
>>28494956
the rich don't buy lottery tickets because they have money
the smart don't buy lottery tickets because they know what probability is
>get a bionic spine to replace the shit that got ruined in the Army
>extend part of it into my arm, built in gun mount
>troll antis like Tony Stark, it's a "high tech prosthesis"
I would buy the blueprints for the HK1911 (or just hire Vickers to redo it) and get one made for myself.
Then I would post pics on 1911 forums and make everyone jelly.
Pic is just a fantasy version. How the real thing looked was never made public.
I would weaponize an army of 6 dollar hookers.
buy some nice revolvers, bolt actions, O/U double barrels and some other fudshit and live in a mountain cottage on a hill
>>28500355
>smart don't buy tickets
>spend nothing, 0% chance to win
>spend $2, 1 in ~180 million to win literally a billion+ dollars
It's smart not to drop a shit-ton of money, it's worth a few bucks for the entertainment factor of a few days' worth of "what ifs" in my mind
>>28495670
Prince of Arabia?
>>28494714
Probably that set of custom 1911's made out of a meteorite. also original James Bond golden gun to put on my desk and probably a minigun I could mount on a chopper for keks
>>28494714
first off, i would buy a large plot of land outside city limits.
then i would purchase the big bore stuff, boyds rifles, lahtis, the fun anti tank stuff from old.
then i would look at rimfire machine guns, i really wannt get my hands on a american 180 and a coupole of 177 rounds magazine
I would open a chain of shooting ranges across the country in as many states as possible in rural areas.
I would use it as a chance to spread positive gun owner information in a professional and informed manner that the general populace can digest.
Eventually expand on them with built in gun stores that would be ran by as many veterans as possible rather than just more money than brains gun nuts and fudds.
Most importantly out of that i would own a shit ton of realestate that could only go up in value and easily get my money back if it failed.
Also Giving free bottled water to protesters by offering them free pamphlets and cd's about guns, gun safety, current gun laws and myths. That's the dream.
>>28495146
BAR
>>28494714
buy machinery for the shop. become weapons manufacture company....the legal way obviously. make firearms for fun and gift them to people. my CNC-fu is that of the gods.
>>28494714
yes
>>28494726
this, buy largest cargo ship and makeshift carrier, outer heaven, or commission http://www.migaloo-submarines.com/ to make pic related even tho I know how dumb it is
I would donate it all to the NRA, just to witness the massive amount of butthurt from the liberals.
>>28504040
not hollis vs lynch that would be the biggest shit storm in history.
also them double dubs
>>28494714
An 18th century galleon complete with cannons.
I'd buy one F-35.
I would buy one beretta M9 and spend the rest on two or three mags worth of 9mm.
>Buy a large private island
>Stick a mansion and a airstrip on it
>Fuck, F-22 is too expensive, guess I'll settle for an F-18
>Spend rest on funs
Fucking paradise
