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>27 shots
>26 kills
what level of operator is that? why aren't you that level?
>>28462717
funny, i remember the "medical examiner" saying the kids were shot up to 8 times each.
>>28462741
he also said they were shot with a rifle
>>28462717
Who dis
>>28462763
Adam Lanza
Most of them were hiding in a bathroom or closet, IIRC... everyone was literally on top of one another trying to escape.
![[sweating intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0tC9BCf.jpg "[sweating intensifies].jpg")
>>28462820
>trying to escape
>out a closet
>>28462864
Yeah, why do you think he was able to kill all of them? That small cramped room alone had 20 of the deaths alone.
> Trapped in the closet part 47
>>28462820
>hiding in bathroom/closet
>literally on top of one another trying to escape
>>28462875
>trying to escape
>hiding in a closet
>>28462926
>>28462919
They were trying to escape after he showed up. It was a dumb teacher and a bunch of 1st graders... you don't expect them to be smart in a life and death situation.
>>28462941
>not zerg rushing him with 30 first graders
>>28462963
>"GO MY MINIONS!"
I'm sure that would go over well with the school board
>>28462926
>>28462919
>>28462864
That's what happens when you take mass shooting advice from the media.
>hide somewhere
>put your hands over your head
>if you have to run, do zig-zags
>you could probably rush him or something
>>28462977
Throw a canned food at them
>>28462991
pee on the attacking and induce vomiting
>>28462977
I still can't believe the advice the media gives is "form a human bait ball" because that works so well for the fucking fish
>>28462976
the classic problem.
>everyone dies
>'they were all so brave'
>shooter is killed [by 30 1st grader]
>'you could have solved the situation without killing him'
>>28462999
Lay beneath your blaze orange kevlar mat!
>>28462963
>>28462976
Those poor kids wanted books but got magazines.
>>28463010
you saw how dyel the motherfucker was, even 5 might've been enough
>>28462977
They could always try the old pencil in head trick on the shooter
>>28462999
trips confirms this is most effective way to stop a gunman
>>28463023
best laugh /k/ has given me in a while
>>28463023
>>28463023
>>28462717
Look up Port Arthur if you aren't already familiar. The shooting in the Broad Arrow Cafe was some high level oper8er shit, and they claim it was carried out by a retard.
>>28463023
>>28463023
>>28463059
I'm very familiar with all the weird shit around Port Arthur
>>28463071
I'm not a conspiritard per se, though I usually try to use some kind of critical thinking, Port Arthur, as far as the official story is concerned is simply too much to believe. The only shooting or mass casualty event I can confidently 100% say did not happen as was claimed. I cannot tell you what happened exactly, but I know Martin Bryant, a mentally challenged man with confirmed IQ 66 and whose only funs experience was limited to an air rifle did not suddenly turn into Autism Rambo.
>>28463036
>>28463051
>>28463055
>>28463062
>>28463065
>>28463088
first time on /k/?
>>28463114
yes
>>28462963
>>28462976
>be me
>1st grade teacher
>kids can barely write-out full sentences
>school admins tell me about mandatory school shooting training
>this is fucking stupid, but I like my job
>"Alright class, I need you to line up and listen to me"
>"There are bad people at there that want to hurt you. I'm not gonna let them. Listen to me and everybody will be fine."
>teach kids to set up desk phalanx walls
>everyone learns to hit a punching bag with a hardcover book
>kids learn to use fire extingishers as smoke cover to advance or retreat, and if possible as propulsion
>repeat training once a month as per school orders
>three months later, hear a bunch of gunshots and screaming, and someone in the main office says there's an active shooter before being cut off
>mybodyisready.txt
>"Class, formations!"
>everyone forms a shield wall, I pose in rear holding the spiked flagpole
>suddenly door gets busted down
>lanky autist with a Mini-14 and a bowl-cut sonters inside
>"Class, advance!"
>a wall of desks quickly overwhelms the man
>kids start bashing their desks with chants and beating the shooter
>"Class, fall back"
>the autist, bloodied and bruised is trying to pick himself up
>popping up from behind cover, I use the flagpole as the spear
>Ol' Glory flies again, in a glorious arc across the classroom, the pole pierces the shooter right in center mass
>autismo drops to the floor unconcious
>"Class, fall out to the rear"
>class falls out of formation, and leaves the building using the emergency exit
>>28463099
they sealed the documents and they'll remain sealed for another 30 years.
no trial for the accused
all the emergency personel in the county being out at an abandoned car fire nearly 2 hours away from the happening.
there's not a lot of things I think were false flags and such, but Port Arthur was definitely one
>>28463071
Broad Arrow Cafe tally
It is claimed that he killed 20 and wounded 12 with 29 shots fired out of 30 rounds using a Colt AR-15 in approx 30 secs, hip firing on his right side, despite being left handed. The overwhelmingly majority of those kills were headshots.
>>28463114
> you are not allowed to laugh at a joke if you heard it before
>>28462963
Came here to post this
>>28463129
The first time I read the wiki I had to pause and reread to make sure I'd read it right, it is that preposterous to anybody with an ounce of funs XP, even a indiana nugget fag such as myself.
>>28463168
Not many people can do that sort of thing casually, and all of them have years of experience and training (see :Jerry Miculek).
>>28463132
I thought he used a carbine in the cafe but still, the count and the fact that people just accepted it is absurd
>>28463122
>be me
>16 year old with severe mental disorders
>bullied every day at school
>had enough, gonna show chad who's boss
>take dads rifle to school
>walk up to first grade class
>teacher knew i was coming, administration must have called them
>mfw they're hiding in closets and shit
>lol get shot
>walk to second class
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>28463179
>Nobody can do that sort of thing casually
FTFY
It would take a lot of training and practice to hit targets like that, let alone in a live fire situation.
He fired from the hip, scored nearly all headshots, had no misses in the cafe, counted his rounds, and left a round in the chamber.
>>28463224
I've focused on the sheer absurdity of a mentally deficient no funs achieving such accuracy, but there is far more to this story on the legal side, i.e. it never went to trial, no physical evidence, the accused was held in solitary for nearly half a year and was denied access to his guardian or counsel.
>>28463234
he had fucking caretakers and sure enough, they were found dead in their partially burned down house after Port Arthur
>>28463288
I'm not sure I understand your point. Also, if you have a link I'd like to see it, I've seen no mention of other bodies found in the house after it burned down. For conversations sake I'll take you at your word, I am merely interested in the source for my own research
>>28463329
sorry, I guess I combined two different parts of the story in my head in my head.
>>28462897
under rated
>>28463017
I can not stop laughing at this.
Because sandy hoax didn't happen. Unless you ask mr Rosen
>>28463535
whether it happened or not is irrelevant
the fact that a no funs with actual documented mental disabilities walked into a school with a bunch of handguns and killed nearly 30 people with nearly 30 shots and that is the official story is what blows my mind
and people believe it...
>>28462999
Okay aussie satan.
>>28463017
Strangely, several teachers at the school where I grew up at were selected to CC by the administration in case of a school shooting, since it has superior coverage compared to hiring a single officer and costs less.
>>28463017
Every goddamned time.
>>28462763
Some autistic kid who took his mom's guns and shot up a grade school
>>28463220
the bit after 'open the door' was a concussion & shock induced hallucination after getting your dick kicked in by 1st graders and impaled by the teacher (who later received 3 medals of honour)
>>28463577
Not to mention they promptly demolished the school as soon as the "investigation" was over. All crime scene photos and video are probably destroyed too.
>>28463122
can i get a screen cap pls? im on mobile
pls for teh dubs?
>>28463023
>>28463224
I had a teacher in high school who told this story to us (wrongly, of course) and he said "the research out there, done by the military and the dickhead general or whatever he was, proves that games like call of duty and grand theft auto are teaching our kids to become professional killers without ever needing to have fired a real gun".
Yea okay doosh.
>>28465174
that seems sillly but
there is no way that these games have not affected the gun community and how guns are perceived by those affected. good for gun sales but probably not all positive for responsible ownership
>>28463122
Good stuff mayn
>>28464511
>>28462864
Hit too close to home, remind of your teenage years too much?
>>28463122
>sonter
you mean saunter?
>>28463224
To be fair, if you were standing, holding a rifle at your hip, it would be about level with a sitting person's head. Also, IIRC, the cafe was super small. Add that to the fact that it would take a few seconds for people to realize what was happening and start getting up, and it seems more plausible.
>>28465342
Zero pictures of any blood from inside the school makes it less plausible
>>28465225
I would agree with that largely and I think that overall it's maybe given us a slightly worse image, but its also given us some strong (though maybe retarded) supporters.
What the teacher was finally getting to, though, and which I should have mentioned, was that the way the killer was able to score almost all headshots was because of binge playing CoD. Which I think is pretty much bullshit. Playing CoD does not automatically make you a professional shooter unless there is lots of other real training mixed in there.
>>28465392
1. I was talking about port Arthur
2. I don't know how being a false flsg would prevent them from releasing pictures of an AR-15 next to some blood or something, which lends credibility to the idea that they weren't released for ethical reasons
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>>28465411
Supposedly someone was shot and this is all the blood stain?
Sandy hook and Aurora shooting were fake as hell
>>28462763
Atom Lamda
>>28465469
Fake in what way
>>28465469
I live in Sandy Hook and I assure you, it happened.
>>28465479
Fake, as in it didn't happen.
>>28463029
i still dont understand how the joker could just walk into a room full of mob bosses and none of the guards shot him.
I mean the mob bosses would obviously ask the guards "what the fuck were you guys doing?" and kill them afterwards for not doing their job properly.
>>28465479
>>28465487
It's the moon landing fallacy. No matter what you argue, he will say it's fake. Continue ad infinitum
>>28465509
Maybe he showed them a magic trick.
>>28463005
What? Elaborate please.
>>28465487
You live in Sandy Hook...the school? Wasn't the town called Newtown?
>>28465487
fug off bot
>>28465544
Sandy hook is a section of Newtown, kinda like Brooklyn is a section of New York City.
Sandy Hook, CT. 06482
>>28465562
interesting, but not me
>>28465469
i live in CT i know people who went to the funerals
>>28465469
fucking conspiratards i live in newtown i know two of the families who lost kids
>>28465469
my dad works for the newtown fire dept you fucking retard. i can assure you it's real.
>>28465495
went to the same school as adam lanza and i can tell you he definitely killed those kids
Holy shit I bet the professor who got fired for harassing surviving family members of Sandy Hook is in here now that he has nothing but free time.
I am adam lanza's guardian angel and i can assure you that it happened.
>>28465618
>harassing surviving family members of Sandy Hook
they need a nobel prize for trolling
>>28465643
I would have taken tenure any day over a gold metal in the special trolling olympics
I helped bulldoze both the lanza residence and the school and I can assure you there were once buildings there.
>>28465613
My dad works for Nintendo, I can assure you it's not.
>>28463168
I've literally fired a shotgun and a BB gun a few times and Port Arthur just makes my fucking brain hurt.
Like, what the honest to god FUCK were people thinking when presented with the story?
>>28465540
pic related is what's known as a bait ball
predators such as dolphins and seals will corral fish schools into these tight balls like how dogs herd ship, because they're easier to pick off than if they were individuals that scattered every time a dolphin took a swing at them.
by locking in the door and hiding in the corner (as is the given advice currently) the walls replace the other dolphins holding the fish in pattern and the shooter just gets to sit there and pick them off.
![baitball[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UXnbEmR.jpg "baitball[1].jpg")
>>28465705
forgot pic
>>28462977
>if you have to run, do zig-zags
https://youtu.be/bdaQHTWT_ZI?t=55
>>28465288
That was pretty good anon
>>28462717
>what level of operator is that?
As operator as this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)
>>28462776
I had no idea the sandy hook dude was so young
>>28462750
they were
>>28462977
>>28465521
it's not though, the kids dying or not is kind of irrelevant to the theory.
either they died and the level of efficiency/accuracy discounts 99% of civilian shooters or nobody died and the whole thing was faked. either way something is seriously flawed in the official narrative that is incredibly suspect.
>>28465763
The moon landing fallacy is confusing a possibility with a probability. That's exactly what you're doing.
>>28465753
Whew, that picture bothers me. Evade and escape sounds like the best option. Rushing without a ton of people will just get you killed.
>>28465752
>he did use the rifle that the cops are on video pulling out of his trunk
>>28465487
>>28465589
>>28465602
>>28465613
>>28465615
Lmao, you cant even make this shit up, all these faggots mad that their precious little event didnt fucking happen.
>>28465174
KEK
>instantly able to aim down sights
>automatically re acquire your target after each burst/shot
>no fatigue from running around carrying absurd amounts of ammo and weaponry
>recovering in seconds from near fatal wounds
>absurd killcones from LMGs
Yes to some degree it does teach tactical thinking (as in situational combat awareness, not tactical billet aircraft aluminum), but provides zero feedback into the gross motor skills required in combat, which can only be learned through extensive training.
>>28465830
That was a Saiga shotgun. This is /k/, you should be able to identifdy it.
There was also a very early report that he used 4 pistols, but that story was quickly redacted because it was false.
>>28463023
>>28465907
https://youtu.be/KNsFAbGTdKk
both guns get pulled out of the trunk.
>>28465906
It's a good thing anyways to expose kids to the fact that yes, violence & conflict do exist, and that yes, you might have to fight at some point.
>>28465562
the fuck? that's really weird.....
>>28462977
Here's what the media claims
>Canned Food is a deadly weapon
>Best way to protect your self is to huddle in a group in a corner
>Put your hands over your head, it is a well known fact that hands are bulletproof
>Don't try to escape, just sit in place
>If you turn off the lights, he will think no one is home.
>>28465977
I agree with you, but people play vidya because it's fun, not because it's somehow "training" or "educational"
If anything stuff like Civilization teaches more about the benefits of conflict than an FPS
>>28466014
It's fun because this sort of thing is natural to men. Violence and competition
>>28465790
Rushing with a ton of people will get you and a ton of people killed
>>28466327
I think schools should implement uniforms, get the zebra effect going on in large crowds.
>>28465701
>guys this story doesn't sound realistic
>OMG STOP BEING A CONSPIRACY NUT ANON YOU ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FAMILIES OF THE DECEASED
>but all i'm saying is -
>TINFOIL HAT LOLOLOLOL
>>28463122
Eh, 7/10.
>>28466002
It's not. This is an anonymous board, I can guarantee none of those people live in Newtown.
>>28467060
Did everybody else just completely ignore that picture? the fuck?
>>28462977
>not shooting him back
>>28467101
I read it too, it is pretty weird.
>>28466971
I forgot that Australians are irl shitposters
>>28467213
only thing i can conclude maybe some conspiracy fag was samefagging to make it look questionable....? who the fuck would bot those responses....?
>>28467101
do you think that many people on 4chan are related to the situation?
>14 sniper shots
>10 kills
>3 wounded
>1 miss
D.C. bringing the long range lead sled.
>>28462717
FALSE FLAG
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>>28467294
Weren't they shooting guys out the back of a van? Kind of a difference
>>28467290
I live in Sandy Hook (>>28465487) and am always surprised by how many people show up in Connecticut threads. Newtown is a fairly large town population +/- 30,000, and is relatively close to a couple of big cities, we are on the fringe of the NYC sprawl.
I wasn't quoted in that picture but I will usually speak up in related threads.
>>28464048
>honour
Commonwealth fag detected
>>28467342
Actually it was the trunk of a car with a hole cut in the back.
Not a bad idea for a hide.
>>28465716
Bait balls are actually meant as a defense mechanism (though it doesn't work very well)
Its like when animals puff up their fur to look bigger and more intimidating
>>28465729
>solitary confinement for life
Holy shit, Aussies don't know a thing about mental illness, huh.
>>28467644
>they do know a shit-ton about penitentiaries though, so there is that.
>>28467507
They knocked out the lock, and would just slide it back into place when they were finished.
>>28463023
>>28467294
I'm from DC and was a kid when that sniper ship went down lemme greentext this shit.
>be me
>be in the second grade
>its a catholic school with nuns, uniforms, all that shit
>first Friday of every moth the whole school goes to first Friday mass in the church
>across the parking lot from the school
>DC sniper is active at the time and everyone is scared out of their minds
>be first Friday
>nuns concerned about lil papists being sniped by mcniggs in his van
>consider canceling the mass
>lead nun comes up with a genius idea
>kids are massed together at the school exit
>at the nuns command an entire pre-K through 5th grade massing of kids charges across the parking lot to the church
uraaaaaaaaaaforbabyjeebus.jpeg
>be 2016
>be browsing /k/
>see this thread
>remember that day
Seriously I know in hindsight that the DC sniper didn't target kids, but what the fuck were the nuns thinking.
>>28468323
IIRC they had plans to start bombing schools a bit later
>>28467602
it works great when a single predator is after you like a marlin, but relatively intelligent animals fuck it up until their aren't enough fish to ball up.
even fucking sharks have been reported doing it.
using as a defense against a shooter is dumb. a zebra style tactic would probably work better making it harder to pick out a single person/zebra from the group and more difficult to inflict damage while the group flees
>>28468323
you guys were moving though, not all curled up in a corner
>>28467644
it's not about treating him, it's about preventing him from pleading his innocence and displaying his ineptitude to have actually committed the massacre
>>28468362
you're shitting me
>>28463023
Oh that's the stuff
>>28463017
god i laughed for 5 minutes.
>>28462717
>people still think sandy hook happened
>>28463023
>>28463023
>>28463023
Niice...
>>28469383
>people still don't think sandy hook happened
Probably didn't happen the way everybody wants you to think it happened, but it's easier to kill a couple of chilluns than convincingly purport fictional dead ones.
>missed a shot
>didn't kill more people than he had bullets
>didn't kill people with a bayonet
>didn't enter with a nvg Solid Snake style through the school ventilation system
>wasn't dressed in a full confederate or SS uniform
>didn't replace the American flag with a nazi flag and force kids to Heil it
>didn't break the door lock and throw a canister of Zyklon B as he climbed back into the vents
>didn't charge at the police with a bayonet like Mel Gibson in We were Soldiers
>didn't use a Glock as a nade
>didn't use a nugget
>didn't use a Broom handle
>didn't even fire napalm 7.62x54r
>didn't kill himself by firing a 50.bmg with a nail and hammer at the police as he decended into Valhalla
>operator
>>28465729
ISIDE JOB
GIMME BACK MY GUNS JONNIE
>implying it isnt easier and more likely for the government to get one person to kill a bunch of kids than to fake the deaths of 27 people and involve hundreds of outside organizations and force them to cover it up
You conspiratards crack me up.
>>28469779
>hundreds of outside organizations
Oops meant hundreds of people from outside orgs.
