Is it gay or based?
>>28456453
Are you slav or of slav desent?
>>28456453
Lor of decor for a <230 dollar rifle
>>28456453
>jump into bed late at night
>hook head on metal hook
Smart
>be getting into it with female
>she slams her head on hooks
Oh who am I kidding, nobody is going to fuck you with that autism
>>28456485
>be getting into it with female
That's a pretty big assumption.
>yfw the nugget is shit
We only recommended that because it used to be cheap
>>28456453
take bottom 4 hooks out or prepare for severe head lacerations.
>>28456453
If that was just a wall hanger it's cool but as a headboard it's too much
>>28456496
>but muh history
>muh 1944
>>28456531
>Muh 1891 motherfucker
Been killing slavs long before it was cool
>>28456496
It's fun to shoot and hard to break.
>>28456453
dont listen to these faggots, op, that headboard is boss as fuck.
>>28456453
I'd say it would be potentially hazardous during potential sexual intercourse, but I really don't think you need to worry about that.
>>28456464
>infinitive verbs instead of imperative
>нa кaзaкa instead of нa кaзaкe
No, no he's not.
>>28456468
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane
>>28456453
That is perhaps the nicest headboard I have ever seen.
Maybe it's just a display not headboard. If it was headboard though those are good hook attachment spots. And a nagyka would go nicely with this either way.
>>28456453
super gay.
>>28456485
Virgin detected...
The person who commissioned that work of art is a female mosin collector.
Nah bruh. Honeys don't Mosin.
What's it translate to?
>>28459555
keep horse go to cossack
>>28456453
>has Ka3 mark on headboard (which is a mark rarely found on Mosins meaning it was issued to a Cossak unit)
>does not have Cossak Mosin
>>28456453
pretty ugly speaking only of the bed.
the slav shit on it doesnt make it any better though.
>>28456453
You should have at least asked some russian hooker how to spell your retarded meme phrase correctly. Don't get me wrong, your headboard is cringe worthy as it is, but shit grammar really puts the icing on the cake.
>>28456627
this.
OP is a fag that should have asked some help from a slavic speaker. the grammar is all wrong... seriously OP, I hope that text is super imposed, cuz it's wrong as fuck.
It's my wall display -not a headboard. Friend posted this to see the responses for fun. I own six Cossack Ka3 marked rifles. It is rough translation of "save a horse, ride a Cossack" lol. Must have a sense of humor in life. I will enjoy it very much when I go pick it up from the gentleman who made it for me in about a month.
>>28461040
Except you fucked up the grammar.
>>28461040
>It is rough translation
>rough translation
That's putting it mildly.
>>28456453
that is some easy pickings for your friendly neighborhood burglar
>>28456453
Uneven/10
That is all.
>>28456453
Mountain slav here. It looks like shit and you should feel really bad. We frown upon you.
>>28461262
>>28461300
Can someone put the literal translation up and what he meant? To see how bad he fucked up. I dunno since I don't speak a lick of vodka-talk
I don't care about the bad grammar lol it's just a funny joke. Anyone who comes over to visit doesn't speak it anyway lol. I love it. My husband thinks it's gay but he he likes tacticool ARs so I think he is gay too. Lol. I'm happy with it.
>>28456627
Ukrainian/White Russian here
It's not necessarily incorrect you know. Sounds better his way. You would only do it the "correct way" if you were writing book.
>>28456922
>mosin collector
Aka: someone with no self control that can't save up money for a real rifle and buys up the hi-point of bolt actions.
>>28456453
>sucking russian dick for lulz
burn in hell heretic
>>28461040
> Ka3
> what is кaз
"Can't save up money for a real gun" lol you're a douche bag ignorant dumbtard bubba who thinks they are all the same and worth $139. We don't buy them for their precision or their technological advancement - I have modern guns that give me that - although some of my snipers rival mid level modern midrange platforms. We buy them because of the historical and collectible value. I buy the rare models and variations in particular. It's a hobby and an investment. Money is not the reason I choose Mosins to collect. I have Mosins worth between $2500-$5000 each. My collection is not comprised of Model 91/30s you find on the rack at Gander Mountain. Smh. Your standard, modern AR15s and Remington 700s depreciate with every week that passes. My collection gets more valuable with age.
>>28456662
At least you can talk. Tell me about OP. Why is he such a slavaboo?
>>28461564
Well OP, seeing as how you married a dude I'd say both of you are definitely textbook gay.
>>28462181
>>28462181
>baka
I want people born in this millennium to leave
>>28462181
Class is for men swag is for boys
Heehee. This is so funny...The assumption that the owner of the display is male... How typically.... Male. If I'm a female gun collector, married to a male, but everyone assumes I'm male and gay but I'm really female... I think I'm straight then, right. Or still gay?
>>28456453
>Is it gay?
Like you expect any other answer than "yes"...
>>28465109
Still gay. In fact, being a female on /k/ is pretty much the gayest thing I've ever heard.
>>28462181
>I have Mosins worth between $2500-$5000 each.
I know this is bait, but I have two pre-1899 M39s and a pre-1899 M91. None are worth much over $500.
>>28461624
So says the dumbfuck who doesn't have a clue about Russian weapons.
>>28465573
I'm trying to think of what a 5,000 dollar Mosin would be. Even prewar snipers aren't worth that much.
>>28465109
What you are, is tits or gtfo.
>>28465573
>>28465749
One of Simo's nuggets is about the only thing I can imagine. I know he had a few sporterized ones for hunting after the war, along with his original.
>>28456922
>Female
>Mosin collector
Non of these are possible
>>28465749
SAKO Rihhimaki Post 1940 M28/30s, Finn Snipers, M27RV, cant think about any Soviet ones but plenty of FInns
>>28465761
This isn't /b/ you faggot.
>>28467071
just because it isn't /b/ doesnt mean anon gets her girl privilege without earning it
"she" is almst 100% a trap anyway
>>28462181
>my collection gets more valuable with age
Only true part of your post. This is why I rage internally whenever I see a "sporterized" Mosin.
That said, I really don't have enough of an interest in the rifles to own more than one, which stays in the safe. As a shootable investment I prefer my Garand.
>>28462209
Nobody cared who I was until I started shitposting
>>28466028
You are unaware of the possibilities around you, youngling. Hope does exist..
>>28467480
Yeah, well... maybe you should listen to the hoard that was ignoring you... they were right--you aren't worth the effort.
>jumps into bed
>mosin falls off rack
>smashes face
>knocks anon out
so yeah i guess if you wanna go to sleep thats the way to do it
>>28456453
This is Cyrillic alphabet all right, but the sign makes no sense. I think you wanted to translate "Save the horse, ride the rider" (that I can chuckle at), but the translation is botched - there's no such idiom in Russian, it just plain doesn't make sense. Also, what's the letters in the middle are supposed to stand for? They don't match any common abbreviation.
>>28461262
Actually, the formal grammar is fine. The semantics are absent, though.
OP: if you decided to go for this theme, at least make it authentic, for extra credit. Not that difficult. If your claims about the prices of guns in your collection are true, throwing this out and redoing it right won't put a dent in your budget.
>>28465749
Even the rarest Mausers aren't 5k
>>28465638
Mosins are shit and so are faggots who's collection is only slight variations of the same el cheapo rifle.
>>28456453
I could do something like this.
Grandma is Russian as fuck, though I only met the woman once and she's a goddamn head case.
Also, I don't speak a fucking word and I know diddly-shit about that end of the family other than a bunch of old Rooskie pictures of her grandmas family my mother showed me.
This looks* cool though.
>>28470003
Not a nugget fan myself nor I own one, but I gotta admit that there are some nice nuggets. Working the bolt on the one I had a chance to shoot was the most satisfying, almost ecstatic, tactile experience I ever had with a weapon.
>>28470051
>This looks* cool though.
Not if you can read the gibberish written there. Then it becomes an instant turnoff.
>>28467480
If I take off your Altyn, will you die?
>>28465638
>2016
>falling for completely obvious bait
>>28467505
>Twenty-fucking-sixteen
>not knowing about Baneposting
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>>28470051
More or less the same here, I'm only a quarter slav and that portion is a mess of different nationalities
>>28461040
Awww shit I know who you are. The cossack queen.
>>28456576
This.
Save a horse, ride a Cossack.
>>28461578
Sounds from to me and I'm from the Poltava Oblast
>>28471898
Where exactly?
