/k/ vs. Godzilla
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So how the fuck would modern militaries even kill this thing? Immune to nukes, immune to anything short of mecha-tier weaponry, what could be done?
>>28450681
immune to nukes? nope there is no such thing.
at point blank range nukes simple ionize and eliminate any material with the gamma rays in a 30 meter radius nothing will remain standing.
>>28450681
Oxygen destroyer
>>28450711
I can see you're the fun one at parties.
When hell stalks the Earth, we must call upon its master to return it into the underworld
>>28450681
Is this the part when we suggest any number of conventional weapons to beat a monster who canonically is immune to all those weapons?
>>28450681
A single old soldier in a Godzilla robot holding him down long enough for them to be sucked into an artificially created black hole as a metaphorical statement to an uncaring universe that we exist and that even the least of us is worthy of being noticed?
>>28450725
>>28450734
This. Just make a oxygen destroyer and get him to swallow it, there's no way he'd avoid that.
>>28450737
which is of course bullshit
a 16" naval cannon delivers the same kinetic energy (without any explosive or heat bullshit) as a giant robot from pacific rim.
it would basically knock something of this size dead off. not to mention it would also most likely penetrate the shit out of the entire thing as it can easily penetrate just about any armor.
>>28450711
>at point blank range nukes simple ionize and eliminate any material with the gamma rays in a 30 meter radius nothing will remain standing.
that is not how modern hydrogen bombs work you tard, stop watching science fiction
>>28450799
>>28450786
>>28450737
>>28450734
>>28450725
fools. there is only one true answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbj8lLspac
jet jaguar
JET JAGUARRRR
>>28450815
they are pretty much work this way the atmosphere in the first 30m becomes the fireball and as super-heated ionized air expands it creates the shock-wave that does most off the destruction.
if you detonated a nuke in space there would be a huge flash anything close to it would melt and get propelled away and that's it.
Has anyone else here ever had a scary as fuck godzilla dream?
>>28450681
leave it to the russians...
they would make a tasty bait out of a huge bomb and make the poor thing swallow it and it explodes in the inside.
they proved it works with polar bears.
>>28450854
Yes. I always felt disconnected from the civilians running from Godzilla, till I had a dream where a 300 ft Godzilla was attacking. It's like being chased by a sentient, fire-breathing twister
>>28450854
i had, i always got into a sewer maintenance shaft as others tried to run away
>>28450854
>>28450872
>>28450877
The new design looks fucking terrifying, like some demonic hellbeast.
>>28450681
Iowa is love
Iowa is life
Those who doubt the power of the Iowa will be eradicated
Fools! He must be summoned!the dark One of the deep!
>>28450902
could the yamato beat godzilla?
>>28450892
Honestly wtf. Godzilla is ultra-distructive, but always a force for good in the context of other monsters. Now they're just turning him into some Cloverfield bullshit what the FUCK
the FUCK is with his arms too he looks like he had polio
>>28450918
depends if godzilla is on shore and yamato is in range then yes if godzilla is swimming under yamato then nope.
>>28450786
that was a fucking amazing comic.
>>28450928
ayy lmao
>>28450928
I honestly cant tell if this is bait or not, either way heres your reply
>>28450928
I'm assuming that's a fake Godzilla, something like an alien taking his shape using a flawed sample of his DNA or something.
>>28450942
It's not bait. Have you seen any of the movies? He's the menace in the beginning, but then another monster comes and fucks even more shit up, so Godzilla comes and saves the day. It's supposed to be a love/hate "I'm the only one who can destroy Earth" kind of thing.
I'm glad they're bringing Godzilla back, but he seriously looks like Biollante. BIOLLANTE
>>28450928
>but always a force for good in the context of other monsters.
Sure, that's why they threw this guy at him, right?
>>28450711
Godzilla literally eats nukes, dude.
The original Godzilla was a metaphor for the atomic bombs dropped on Japan. An unstoppable nuclear monster.
>>28450711
>immune to nukes? nope there is no such thing.
nice amerifat education
>>28450963
Are you retarded? How was he a good guy in the original movie and GMK? Godzilla is originally a terrifying monster of death and should remain as such.
>>28450968
you can eat coal right (or sugar or flour) but if said coal is dispersed in oxygen and ignited around you you will fucking die. eating nukes and surviving a nuclear explosion is two different things.
>>28450892
Holy shit.
>>28450928
No. Not the original Godzilla. All those "Godzilla vs X" movies were spin offs that turned a horrifying monster into a WWE wrestler.
Big fuckin hole with vertical sides should pretty much do it.
>>28450967
>>28450992
Well, can't argue with you there. I guess I'm more partial to the cheesier ones where he is depicted as a force for good, like Megalon, Smog Monster, etc.
Still doesn't his new appearance look fucked? Am I really the only one who thinks they went too far with the dinosaur look? He looks like a creepypasta-tier serial killer
>>28450994
My skin depth isn't measured in meters either. But sure, go at Godzilla with a flamethrower if you want.
>>28451007
>Godzilla is a WWE wrestler
I LOVED THAT SHIT HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT LOVE THIS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkzSEhndXaA
>>28451010
Won't work, he can fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOhlfnnX1po
>>28451007
>>28451010
good luck keeping him there
>>28450994
He eats radiation, It's what fuels him. Dropping a nuke is what made him in the first place.
>>28450681
>So how the fuck would modern militaries even kill this thing?
Blast him with 'man made' electricity and/or freeze him since he's always been weak to both.
>>28451015
pic related
>>28451015
Cheesy goji movies are great but I have a special place in my heart for SokogekiGoji and ShodaiGoji. Even in Final Wars he was shown as a bad guy
anyone here /actionfigures/
>>28451034
I don't think I've ever played call of duty. Any of them.
>>28451096
Copy that
>>28451082
I'd show you my collection if I wasnt a lazy piece of shit, its all of those as well has the complete mini set to match that MG3 aswell as like 90% of the complete bigger size ones
>>28451082
>not owning CHAINSAW gigan
pleb
>>28450935
It really was.
>>28451128
mine never rides alone
>>28451082
why does that godzilla have a bunch of orange juice spilled on him?
>>28451218
He had a heart attack
>>28451082
>>28451128
I really hope that Toho lets them tweak some of the monster designs for the American movies, let them be more monstrous.
>>28451238
http://www.mtv.com/news/1880162/godzilla-2-confirmed-mothra-rodan-ghidorah/
Apparently they've got Mothra, Rodan and Ghidorah lined up for the sequel, and then Godzilla vs. King Kong.
>>28451024
maybe you read what i wrote again and think some, it would be the exact same thing for godzilla if they dropped a nuke on him as for you to be in a fuel-air bomb. ie nothing would remain from the damned lizard just as your virgin ass would not be found either.
>>28451058
>He eats radiation
radiation is not the issue here large scale ionization of all existing atoms is from the fuckall energy overload.
>>28451218
It's his final, emo form against Destroyah.
Destroyah kills Godzilla's son, so Godzilla goes full-on Linkin Park and melts down. Basically suicidal super-sayan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPkzk0TW9o
>>28451289
Never less he's survived it before. Shit mam he fought his way through actual HELL.
Fucker can't die
>>28451289
Godzilla lore is not based on real life.
Nukes have been tried against him and they don't work and in some cases make him even stronger
>>28451289
>using a nuclear powered weapon against a thing that literally absorbs nuclear radiation
>>28451082
I really need to get some more figures for my kaiju shelves. Hopefully I can pick up some Mothra stuff.
>>28451311
>>28451318
>sir! nuke did not work.
>we just need bigger nukes that is all.
>>28451271
I think dropping three new monsters in is a bit much, but I'm really hopeful.
>>28451372
CHERNO ALPHA ONLINE
>>28451372
>they never made an 18 inch Crimson Typhoon
>>28451082
Had a shit ton when I was young. No clue what happened to em. I think my mom gave them to the salvation army or something.
This goofy looking bastard was my favorite, a bunch of kids had these.
>>28450818
He dickey cover up an adams apple the size of a toyota
>>28451493
His mother never really love him
>>28451372
>ebirah plushie
>>28451510
He's basically good natured, but he'd really like to smash that kid's head against a rock
>>28451512
They are £20 from Amazon.
The whiskers are poseable and it has a mouth on the bottom, it's pretty cute.
Favorite film?
OG Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla here. Shame it's so slow for a while though.
>>28451346
>>28451377
If Godzilla was in a shonen it would work.
>>28451599
Agreed. I love how gloriously retro they made MG1 with all the nuts and bolts and steel plating and stiff movements. And the fact that he's a beast in melee combat as well as ranged, unlike the other two Mechagodzillas who just sort of spammed their beams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmlXRA9VGJ4
>>28450681
A bunker buster JDAM should be enough
>>28450854
Hundreds, all terrifying.
Some where I am running for cover and no one knows what is going on so I am shouting at them to find cover.
One I had like 4-5 times where I run into a public bathroom out in the middle of open space and hide in a corner while Godzilla puts his eye to the window and tries to look in for me.
I used to watch them and the original Jurassic Park religiously as a kid, fucking hell the amount of nightmares caused by both were innumerable.
>what is the square cube law
end of argument
>>28451868
actually the square cube law does not make it impossible for an organism to reach these kaiju sizes.
there was an argument about this in an other thread. basically the ground pressure would also be okay for most pavements due to the scaling of surface area on the square the pressure (on bone cross-section and footprint also) only increases linearly as height grows.
a normal human footprint x 50 or x100 is still nothing to write home about especially if you compare it to a stiletto heel.
>>28450681
A casba howitzer should do the trick
When the trailer first came for that Godzilla movie a while back I thought they were airdropping those soldiers on Godzilla
>>28451599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zWpcNQUXPk
Can't beat it.
>>28451999
it would also do everything around it.
see it's not a coincidence it was a space weapon concept.
you can fire a rocket carrying it and detonate the thing far far away from your ship.
try that on earth not only the range would suck because of the atmosphere but it would also fuck just about everything around it.
>>28452066
And it would probably do less damage than godzilla would if left unchecked.
>>28452046
So funky.
>>28452139
still if we could somehow put the casba howitzer up godzillas anus with a giant crane it would be way more effective
>>28451698
Hey, it was only Super MechaGodzilla that was shit at melee. Kiryu was just as much of a beast as OG MechaGodzilla.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYggztcdWFs
Kiryu trashes Godzilla twice; that's equal to the amount of trashings that both other MechaGodzillas have combined.
>>28451128
HAHAHA I own one of those. It's fucking dope.
>>28450681
Bunker busters should work.
>>28450681
Nothing, Godzilla survived nukes and an asteroid, there's literally nothing we could do to stop it.
>>28450681
>affix bayonets
>get swallowed
>stab him from the inside
Someone call for an exterminator?
>>28452831
Something similar was tried and it kinda worked.
>>28452831
>get swallowed
>start stabbing
>realize the insides is a living 'elephants foot'
>regret
this fellow here, >>28453101 made a smarter choice than you.
>>28452849
Who the hell is that?
>>28451301
Wow. What an annoying faggot narrator.
>>28451698
Mechagodzilla has the best theme music.
>>28453101
That drill missile drilled through a wound Godzilla got from fighting King Ghidorah.
It never actually got through his hide.
Sarin gas.
Enough said faggots, disperse.
Master race Laowee (Löwe) tank has 400x as much armor as godzilla and fires shells that are bigger than godzilla, obvious kill m9.
>>28450681
OHHHH! NO!
THERE GOES TOKYO!!!!
GO GO Godzilla!
And godzoooooooookie!
>>28451271
Cool, it'll be a remake of Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster.
>>28450681
there is only one thing for it
Or how about the obvious. A few AC-130s. 105 mm. He'll ya. Lead him to the open and shot.
The Oxygen Destroyer is the only weapon ever to truly kill Godzilla.
>>28450681
You put a little psychic girl on a tower in front of him. He usually changes course.
>>28454137
underrated post
>>28451082
>>28451128
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>>28451372
/k/ has some kool people on it
Hello friends
>>28451015
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>>28450892
These images we have right now are him early in the movie. Apparently at this point he is supposed to mirror burn victims from the bombs in 1945. As the movie goes on he gradually heals and looks more akin to his older looks.
Least that's what the directors have said.
>>28454409
I'm OK with this. Godzilla's super cute. (No homo)
>>28451921
I think that was his point anon.
>>28450983
Let's see how godzilla takes a tsar bomba
>>28454497
Anon you seem to misunderstand something important here.
Unless it's made to deal with Godzilla, it's not dealing with Godzilla. Tanks, submarines, bombs, bio warfare, nuclear bombs, hydrogen bombs, etc etc are all useless against Godzilla.
It's interesting to see the shift in perspective as the movies from the 90s move on. They stop trying to outright fight and kill Godzilla and instead shift to influencing his movement. At one point moving along the coast he's got an escort of battleships nobody's firing a shot.
It's like the Elevens wised up after a while and realized you can't fight a force of nature.
>>28450681
Rods from God. Failing that, a refrigerator at 93%c.
>>28450918
>warring nation's pride squaring off against its postwar guilt
I would pay good money to see Japan react to this.
>>28455105
They would have to work together to defeat a bigger enemy and part ways with some unspoken understanding that the world is in balance once again. There is no other option.
