Quake in terror capitalist dogs before the awesome might of the People's Liberation Army!
>>28447019
So instead of using those tractors to help feed your starving masses you use them to pull around crappy unguided missiles? Gods I'd love to be able to smuggle a gun into north korea and liberate the fuck out of you commies.
>>28447019
you're shitting me
>>28447019
Ban assault tractors
>>28447019
That has possibly to be the most cucked nation on earth, ever. Even the citizens in ancient Middle Eastern city states understood hey, we live here, and at a public gathering is the time to show you're glad. But this choreographed shit that has nothing to do with your daily life, and you daily life tastes and smells like ass...?
>>28447019
Guys can someone with mad craiglist skills please put a add up for me,
i have 46,541 mi2 of glass parking lot to sell, but i suck at craglist, it's radio active, so i'm willing to accept lowball offers, need to sell it quick.
>the fact is simple, if north korea engages in nuclear war, they will be turned into a nuclear glass parking lot, their military is a outdated joke, they are like the 11 year old kids who just discovered a ahndgun in their fathers closet, it won't end well, especially for them.
>>28447019
...it can`t be
>>28447616
They actually use it, it's not a shop
Google it
>>28447628
this makes me sad, on an all new level.
>>28447628
>>28447019
i really thought those were legos or toys from the thumbnail
>>28447361
yeah pretty much, IIRC most intel analysts believe if the korean war went hot again the south koreans would be victorious before the US navy even had their keels wet.
>>28447649
>that sign on the hillside
NK can into relevant landmarks!
>>28447019
You know that is meant as more of a middle finger to the sanctions than what they plan on using
the PLA is chinese you retard
>>28447019
>>28447019
That's not a bad idea - it's quite ingenious.
The production capabilities of the Norks are very limited, so is money and quality of endineering/education. They make do with what they have.
Such a poor mans MRLS is well within the capabilities of your average american militia, so why dont murrican militias have MRLS?
>>28447019
holy shit its like every year their stuff just get worse... at this rate those rocket launchers are going to be towed by good old fashioned oxen or even manpower by 2025
>>28448062
>20 man teams of slaves pulling artillery and rocket batteries
Sounds pretty badass
>>28447019
It's Albania level of conscription and planning. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, is supposed to fight when (not if) the evil USA start invading. So every person, building, vehicle and item in the country will be used for defense.
It's a way of saying "if they invade, we will make our plowshares into swords".
>>28447955
That too
>>28447019
Those tractors always make me laugh...How can they watch this with a straight face? I'd be laughing...
>>28447019
>"If fearless great leader says its good, then tractor is good"
>>28447019
This is why they don't get farming equipment as aid anymore.
>>28447019
For pulling cheap, small, plentiful rocket launchers across difficult terrain in a conflict where any armor you have will be vastly inferior to what's being fired at it... you could do a whole lot worse than those little tractors. Especially since they'll probably run on just about anything you shove in the tank.
They make some strategic sense if you squint.
>>28448286
they're korean, they're always squinting
>>28447281
>China
>starving masses
0/10
>be US
>"norkies can't have nukes!"
>have nukes yourself
explain this, /k/
how does this make any sense?
>>28448340
>>28447019
North korea's whole military industrial complex is held together with information suppression and ducttape.
the average Best Korean thinks that the US still uses M1 garands and sherman's and that grorious readers rocket artillery will slay the capitalist pig dogs.
If i was the president every time the norks acted up in an effort to get more UN aid moneys I'd start flying F35s and B52's low and slow across the entire peninsula dropping cheap chinese tablets loaded with Shock and awe footage of gulf war era bombing runs.
It's 2016, time to bring Cointelpro into the internet age.
>>28447988
he is recording our grorius reader, you capitarist pig disgusting!
![cgo0404koreanmemorial[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mfwBMA1.jpg "cgo0404koreanmemorial[1].jpg")
>>28448368
>the average Best Korean thinks that the US still uses M1 garands and sherman's and that grorious readers rocket artillery will slay the capitalist pig dogs.
Nonsense; we were already using M4 carbines and Abrams tanks during the korean war, they've seen it with their own eyes.
>>28448368
>I'd start flying F35s and B52's low and slow across the entire peninsula dropping cheap chinese tablets loaded with Shock and awe footage of gulf war era bombing runs.
And they'd just tell their people that it American captarist science fiction propaganda.. And anyone who would even question the party line would be sent to a labor camp with their entire extended family since traitorous behavior is considered to be genetic.
>>28448464
and problem solved
>norks kill everyone who see's a F35 perform air show maneuvers across nork airspace with impunity
>everyone in Best Korea see's capitalist pig dog airpower and was within 100 miles of a magic capitalist tablet full of seditious video clips from the highway of death
>Best korean depopulates itself
>reintegration now possible due to god emperor kim jong un killing most of the unwashed masses
>korean war goes hot
>lasts 5 minutes
>Sorks double clay, but don't have to deal with reeducating inbred nork proles.
>>28448355
No one should have nukes, we realize this and that's why we make disarmament pacts and have destroyed most of our stockpiles. The reason nuclear proliferation was a thing is because we wanted to start ww3 and annihilate our enemies. We were cray, luckily we aren't cray no more. North Korea still is cray and wants to start ww3 and annihilate its enemies. The reason they can't have them is because they're cray enough to actually use them, when really they're just supposed to be a deterrent.
>>28447019
What are the chances of North Korea actually landing a hit with an icbm with a nuclear warhead?
I'm pretty sure Russia could land hits on the US but could Not Korea?
>>28448343
pls be a b8
>>28447327
>be in best korean airforce, 1982
>Kim Jong il is my co-pilot
>family gets 12 extra grams of rice per week for my service!
>work my way up thru the ranks with competent leadership and unyielding loyalty
>turned in mother and father for impure thoughts about glorious best korea
>be made general
>Kim Jong il the lord and savior dies.
>I pledge my loyalty to his son
>Kim jong un directs me to stand in empty field on large X
>Do as glorious leader orders.
>hear artillery fire in the distance
>moments later turned to red vapor by artillery barrage of a thousand warheads
>such is life in best korea
>>28448343
>Everything red is a chineese communist
>>28447649
>>28447801
Does it say "HUNGRYWOOD"?
Is it near the N Korean City of Starve Angeles?
Perhaps located in the N Korean state of No Caloriefornia?
>>28447988
the cameraman was later fed to sharks for filming grorious reader after grorious reader declared that he is so radiant that film cannot capture him.
>>28448745
Unfortunately, it was very real
http://historynewsnetwork.org/article/155970
>>28449298
looks like something a gook would drive from twisted metal
>>28447019
I'm beginning to think these parades are actually a genius policy. Policy makers who would be inclined to just say fuck it restart the war bomb the fucks now would take a look at these parade videos and think to themselves
>fuck man all these guys have are 60s equipment shitty propaganda and some nukes lets just give them their bags of rice so they can fuck off for 5 years
>>28449257
Starve Angeles is just down the N Korean coast from San Faminecisco
sawdust-a-roni, the San Faminecisco treat!
>>28449298
pimpmytractor.kp?
>>28449351
>looks like something a gook would drive from twisted metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX5X329vOqM
>>28448707
North Korea would have a hard time getting nukes to South Korea man
>tfw your countries military will never have combat tractors
JUST
>>28451229
Not with glorious South Kora Invasion Tunnels!
>>28447019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN8kBP_pf1E
North Korea Dances the Lambeth Walk
>>28448343
check the flags, its DPRK
>>28447792
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY
>>28448134
You would have nothing to compare it to.
For all they know, you're a capitalist peasant pig-dog working as a dirt farmer. Or a medieval knight. They have literally no way of knowing what the rest of the world is like.
>>28453273
No, they're more aware than you think. There is a thriving black market for South Korean soap operas in the North, after all.
>>28447792
>Tom Mas Kim the methamphetamine addicted train engine being fed its weekly Leader-approved ration of 500 grams of coal and 20 juvenile antisocialist unpatriotic bags of filth
>dot jpeg
>>28447019
Why is this so hilarious?
Cheap
Lots of torque
Lots of grip
>>28448343
>china
>>28447019
>People's Liberation Army
But those aren't Chinese.
>>28447019
>HURRRR DURRR
>CAN'T TELL WHAT IS CHINA OR NOT
why are all MURRICUNTS this retarded?
