>joined the navy
>it's been over a year
>no one has pounded my boypucci yet
What the fuck, guys? Are all the "In The Navy" jokes actually based on nothing? I feel fucking cheated.
What is the gayest branch, if not the fucking navy?
Marine Corps is pretty gay. Probably half of the things I say at work revolve around fucking someone else's ass, blowjobs, shoving shit up someone's ass, or something like that
I've never really known anyone that had a gay experience though
>>28408368
>Six years navy.
>Knew more gay marines than sailors.
>Still a shit ton of gay sailors
>All became the marine's girlfriends in the long tradition of female navy falling for marines.
>tfw no cutie sailors left for me.
>>28408219
air force. less homoerotic bro shit, but more actual no shit homosexuals.
unless of course you are a dyke, in which case every branch is chock full of black dykes.
>>28408219
You must be really fucking ugly senpai.
>>28408422
sheet I'm glad I wasn't on an integrated ship.
>>28408219
Should have signed on for submarine tour.
>>28408219
>I feel fucking cheated.
You've got to put yourself out there bro.
>>28408219
Have you had a tour on a boat yet? How about a sub? Those can get pretty gay very fast.
Also, looks suspicious if you are conspicuously cruising for cock. The military in general has clamped down on sexual assault the last few years.
If your just plain fat, ugly, smelly, and have a shit personality, nobody would want to fuck you anyway.
What >>28411881 said. If you haven't gone full power-bottom, you haven't tried hard enough.
Also, >>28408422 and >>28408446 are totally right. The Air Force attracts the homo who's seemingly straight laced but a kinky freak in the sheets. Marines just attracts homos who worship the male form like it's some religious temple.
>>28408219
Post face, sailor
Go inna FMF if you're looking for faggots. There's a fucking ton.
>source: Corpsman
