This walks up to you at the range and slaps your GF on the ass. Wat do?
>>28406383
I take my dick out and ask if he wants to suck it. gtfo out of here with your dumb fucking thread
>>28406383
Pull out a picture of him from my wallet and ask for his autograph
His clone is close by and slaps YOU on the ass
>>28406383
Dangle a Japanese Type 5 in his face and tell him to suck my dick.
Thank him for complementing my choice in women
>>28406430
I lose the strength in my legs and fall to my knees as I orgasm
>>28406383
Steal his Viagra. Danger has been averted
Quickly throw a bunch of prototype firearms at him and make my quick escape as he frankly reviews all of them.
>>28406383
Cut off that ponytail with my katana.
>>28406430
ay bb u wan sum fuk
>>28406575
Respectable # of points/Total possible points.
>>28406575
FRANKLY.
Does anyone else think that Ian just sits around in his giant quonset hut watching dragon ball (on vhs) and dry firing a steyr 1912 at the screen all day?
>>28406383
Get on the phone with my wife and tell her who I just met.
>>28406702
Congratulate him on choosing the right path since I honestly thought he was gay.
>>28406853
He has a wife or did have at one time
>>28406383
I tell him I'll bring the camera back there so I can take a closer look
>>28406853
>I honestly thought he was gay.
Unfortunately he is not. I bet he owns at least one dragon dildo though.
>>28406383
I have a girlfriend?
>>28407816
Ian?
>>28406957
>or did have at one time
Yeah, that was until he found out that he couldn't love her as much as he loved historical and rare firearms.
>>28406853
>>28406957
>>28407711
Wait... I thought he and Karl were married.
Shoot him in the throat and cut that faggot ass pony tail off for a trophy.
>>28408284
You filthy piece of shit should be grateful to have him slap your woman's ass
Question:If Ian was to make a show on TV,would you watch it?
pic related,it's Ian camo.
>>28407664
Kek'd
>>28406383
Best variation of this I've seen was:
"This guy walks up and slaps your target on the ass. What do?"
>>28408284
>commiting heresy against Gun Jesus
>>28408328
Is that even a question?
>>28408328
TV is a dying medium
>>28406383
Slap his ass in return.
The man is following through on the ass-man tradition of slapping nice asses. And I'll be damned if I don't follow that tradition as well.
>>28408948
eye rolls everywhere
>>28409061
>More and more people cutting cords
>Paying for sub services like netflix, HBO go, etc
>Or just pirating shows
Face it, anon. TV is dying. Internet productions are the future
>>28409061
Inb4 pulled out of ass "facts"
Ask him what he he has at the range.
>>28406383
Hug him. And lick his cheek...
>>28409090
inb4 desperately googled sources
>>28406702
Hey, I made that pic!
Watch intently as he disrobes her and gives a slightly nervous dissertation about where she was born and her childhood.
>>28406383
Tell him my GF isn't old enough to interest him and refuse to contribute to his page.
>>28408284
>>28406383
>>28406383
Smile and look knowingly at Karl Kasarda because our girlfriends are totally down with some girl-on-girl action.
>>28406853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5UH4Z6hhYg
is wife
12/10 will bang
>>28412043
WTF does he throw down at the end?
Ominus Dominus Keeptapco Offofus
>>28412402
a coconut
>>28412043
I can't stop watching this.
>>28412402
thought it was a broken kettle bell
>>28412314
>14/88 would repopulate the aryan race with
>>28412534
that trout will be your penis
>>28406853
>>28412314
I seriously thought he was gay also.
>>28412417
Gun Jesus died for your rights.
>>28412314
You can see her shooting also, starting from 07:00. She's cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umfn__lVA_I
>>28414238
Of course Ian would marry Peppermint Patty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUIPfkxZaO8
Ian's old lady also sings country classics
>>28406575
/thread
>>28414363
Ian's so fuckin cool holy shit.
>>28412314
>>28414238
>>28414363
>gun autist weirdo
>lives in a concrete mini hangar bunker he built innadesert
>still manages to get a qt wife
Got dang Ian's the man
>>28406450
Underrated ghost
>>28414238
I wonder if a Submachine Gun based off the F2000 would be successful...
>>28406383
Call him a know-nothing faggot and shoot him in the brain
>>28406432
Aw man. Gay Chief O'Brien is going to beam them all over here.
>>28406383
Ian-senpai noticed me!
>>28412402
It looks like a cannon ball to me.
I can actually see Ian throwing a cannon ball at a bitch.
>>28406383
Suck his dick. Duh. Next question?
>>28412417
> Feeling unknown
> And your all alone
> Flesh and bone by the telephone
> Pick up receiver, I'll make you a believer
>>28412417
>you'll never be Ian-Jesus killing Hebrews with a Martini-Henry in .577
>>28406605
are you gonna to keep it and wear it with your fedora?
Pull him down by his pony tail and give him a haircut
Obligatory gif
>>28417201
>implying he would be as cool and have the same aesthetic if he didn't have the ponytail
>>28406769
file name
>>28406713
>underrated/10
>>28414363
Absolutely based.
>mfw i wanna do this
>>28406575
This desu senpai
>y-you too
Requesting picture of Ian's ass captioned along the lines of "maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight"
>>28406383
>I'm never cleaning this stock again...
>mfw ammosexual gun nut and gf is raifu
make his twin shoot him cross range
![1215070928752[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vDN6boM.jpg "1215070928752[1].jpg")
derail
>>28412043
ian-kun is just being tsundere~~
>>28414363
>ian will never be a bartender at a range&bar that specialized in historical firearms
>>28406383
just shoot him in the head lol and say it was self defense or something
>implying I have a gf
>inplying I wouldn't ride Ian like a pony
He's got a cute butt, and long luxurious hair, and a sweet and calm demeanor.
>>28416484
You do realize the P90 exists right?
They share the same selector disk.
>>28406383
Slap his prototypes on the buttstock.
Repeatedly.
>>28416100
thats a pretty rare pepe right there
>>28416100
Now thats rare..
Jesus
>>28406383
>>28423014
Here's your reply. Now fuck off back to /b/.
>>28423014
If you don't have any weapons, tits or gtfo. Also, no one is interested in you here, this is /k/, we're all pretty much faggots on some level. That's why we hate them.
>>28409061
I bet you think newspapers will make a comeback too
Slap his ass
Have you seen his ass?
It's a pretty great ass
I wouldn't even be the first
>>28424683
yes
>>28424678
>being this new
>>28412043
Is that the kettle ball from the terminator match?
>>28414363
>Ian is a gun hippie
>>28423014
I remember this image, I seriously haven't seen this in years
>>28414363
That qt is only 27...? Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk me
>>28423014
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out!
>>28423856
That killed my sides, I'm saving it
>>28428372
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
>>28412043
I'd pay to watch a gay porn with Ian and Andrew.
anyone got a picture of his wife? Genuinely curious.
>>28428436
read the thread homo
>>28428444
My bad, i just did. She looks like my gramma.
>>28428452
bit rude desu
>you will never sample Ian's Elderberry mead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0AUx1AzSYQ
>>28406383
Tell him his armor is sitting too low and he's going to die.
Then while he's distracted shoot him just below the neck with a .22
Frankly i would suck his dick and watch him use his dick like a punch to field strip my gf
>>28406469
This desu senpai then I would let him open my asshole like the worn yet well-oiled bolt of an FG42
>>28407816
SHIT GUYS GET IN HERE! BRING THE CAMERA IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK!
>>28412043
Full video of this?
>>28406383
>he works with camo pants
>>28429113
>>28428984
yes they are thuff and they dont burn
surpluss cotton army pants best shit to weld in all day
![tumblr_nkuqefbZKT1rc9ofxo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vRCzvyc.jpg "tumblr_nkuqefbZKT1rc9ofxo1_500[1].jpg")
>>28406383
Offer to sell her for a luger.
>>28428614
He explains why in the first 30 second of the video
>>28423014
your guns
