"Anon, did you REALLY need to bring your CC to dinner with my parents tonight? You know that's just going to upset my mother."
>>28406138
>concealed means concealed
>>28406138
What you're mom doesn't see won't hurt her.
>>28406138
That's why it's called fucking CONCEALED carry
Now get cooking whore
>upsetting mom
>when dad will approve
and we all know whos word matters more in a household
>>28406157
triggered
>mfw orphan
>>28406138
>>28406157
what if he's a cuck?
>>28406138
WHAT PART OF "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
>>28406147
*your
>>28406144
"She's gonna feel it when she goes in to hug you, anon. Don't be a smartass with me."
>>28406188
Fucking cell phone.
>>28406196
>hugging the in laws
>>28406138
I have no idea what you're talking about, Adele.
Also, a Bordeaux with a cheddar dish? Where are we, the midwest?
>>28406196
>hugging around the waist
am I dating my gf's mom?
>>28406196
Shut your slack jawed whore mouth bitch
Don't want to lose any more teeth do you?
>>28406262
>Not having a Mares Leg on your back beneath your dinner coat for close encounters
"Wow mom I didn't know you had x-ray vision? How did you see through my jacket and waistband?"
>>28406196
"Who hugs their in-laws? And don't you take that tone with me."
>not having a gf whose mother has a concealed carry permit
>what are you even doing anon?