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You are given near-unlimited funding to develop and build your own Ace Combat style superweapon.

What do you build?
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>>28393734
An NB-36 carrying virus bombs targeted at the melanin enriched
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a bioweapon that targets all non whites and those of ashkenazi origin
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>>28393734
Anything better than the F-35
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>>28393862
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I'd build an exact replica of my planefu
and then fly around the sky holding our hands
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>>28393877
Top kek. I think you're being too good with the designs though. Lets at least let the F-35 have a chance
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>>28393734
An impenetrable mountain base with an entire airbase and multiple superweapons, ICBMS, and ASATS inside.
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A 1911
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>>28393734
integrated, multi-tier laser cannons

If you have an essentially impenetrable missile defenses, you can do whatever you want.
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>>28393734
Massive stealth, nuclear-powered, aircraft carrier zeppelin based around self-sealing vacuum cells. Equipped with a massive complement of fighters, OTH radar, and countless ATA missiles and aegis systems.
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>>28393734
An arkbird type space station that also does MIRV the shit like the Agion. A-10 this motherfuckers
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Jormungand.
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A flying 1911 that shoots a 45mm gatling gun
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Arkbird and Aigaion hybrid.
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>>28394131
>A spy satellite network.

Lame.
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A huge gun on the moon.
A gun so fucking big you could fit a skyscraper in the barrel.
A gun so fucking big that firing it a single time costs more than the US defense budget.
A gun SO FUCKING MONSTROUS that firing it on earth would cause everybody within 2000 miles to go deaf.
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>>28393940
is that an exact replica of that Saab design?
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>>28393734
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>>28393734
Deathstar MK.IV

It's a whole solar system dyson sphere and destroys universes.
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I have no idea what it will be, but it'll at least be:
>Comically ridiculous, on the scale of Nazi superweapons
>Hundreds of times larger than necessary.
>Perform more than one task well, and not a single task properly.
>Have one of those stupid ass Ace Combat names like "Jubelgerdingle" or "Luftshultzweitzen Gwenhwyfar Zogg".
>Wait, that's Gundam.
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>>28393734
Upgraded Aigaion
Added:
>Powerful forward mounted laser system.
>Several of the CFA-44's ADMM pods across each wing, replace all original "SAM" launchers.
>8 turreted EMLs (CFA-44's railgun thing) on main body (4 in front, 4 in back). Can retract into hull.
>4 autoloading 120mm cannon turrets specifically firing canister shot for AA use.
>Slat armor protecting engines where possible.
>All carried fighters are CFA-44s.
>Streamlined CIWS turrets in crucial locations.
>Powerful ECM systems.
>Alternate detecting methods for use during fueling somewhat killing the blind spot.
>Solar panels along the top of the craft for supplementing power.

Rename it "Atlas".
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>>28393734
Sub-orbital spaceplane going mach 10+ that fires 2" diameter 1' long tungsten rods out of a BRRRRRT
Takes off at Wright-Patterson and lands at Kadena.
We'll call it the SP-1 Flying-Fuck-Your-Shit-All-Up-Dune-Coons
The Flying Fuck for short.
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>>28393734
I build a flying P. 1000
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>>28393734
A fleet of AC-17's.

I'm all about equality so 1/3 have Vulcan 20mm, 1/3 have Bofors 40mm, and 1/3 have 88mm restored Nazi guns because fun.
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>>28398281
A whole fleet of guns in these guys.
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>>28393734
I must say: ace combat governments are scary as fuck for their propensity to build WMDs and with First World Countries going to war almost every decade.
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>>28393734
Build a chandelier type rail gun with the cooling system actually embedded in the glacier, using melted water to cool the heat sinks. Remove any fighter jet sized holes and tunnels t prevent enterprising ace pilots from violating my gun both vaginally and orally. Also lasers and land based EML turrets everywhere.
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>>28393734

A human synthetic android that is indistinguishable from any human it's molded to look like, but has a near perfect representative of Founding Father's original intentions of freedom for the private citizen hardcorded into . Then I'd replicate them in massive fashion, replacing all the politicians overnight and correcting the once irreversible damage inflicted on our citizens through the guise of free will.

From the shadows, should people keep voting out my androids, I'd replace their newly elected officials and continue the cycle, eventually making a copy of myself that would continue my mission of guiding the world to Utopia.
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>>28396118
>takes off at wright-patt
I'd get to see the fucker then
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>>28398327

Or I'd make a version of Stonehenge that was only capable of shooting dogs, and call it the "Long Arm of the BATFE".
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>>28393734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-4bEs4dJ_A
this but 10,000x bigger
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150 project pluto cruise missles that are mounted on Scinfaxi class subs to launched at Belka
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>>28394798
NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR WAY
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>people forgetting its an Ace Combat style superweapon

with that in mind, Project Pluto scaled up to the size of an Antonov An-225
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>>28398354
Fucking DARPA
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Nuclear powered bomber
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something akin to this.
But in more numbers and maybe carried on something like the Arkbird in 5

Can you imagine? You first encounter one of these things. You jump into one of those special snowflake AC planes and chase the fucker down.

Then as the plot advances, you encounter a mission where you fly into an aerial clusterfuck of enemies and allies, and your AWACS quickly tells you they just detected another one of these things and you have to get away from enemy fighters all the while try and catch up to it?
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ARKBIRD
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>no Metal gears yet
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>>28398820
I'm partial to Arm Slaves myself
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Id make a massive flying mobile oppression palace that hangs out in the upper atmosphere and has fire hedgehog-esque railgun banks all over it and can launch swarms of whatever yhe latest sukhoi is. It can only be defeated by strapping booster rockets to an F15 and having it fly through a narrow tunnel that runs the length of it so he can put 2 missiles into the reactor after he has a dogfight in its interior with a special xplane with zero shift technology
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>>28398890
Have you considered getting a job with either the Belkan Defense Industry or the Ace Combat development team? I have a feeling you'd excel at either.
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>Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, buddy

Was he right?
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>>28398900
>>28398890
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A giant nugget and 1000 angry Belkans to man it.
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Giant flying dildo
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>>28398820
>anatomically correct Sahelanthropus
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>>28393734
Flying super carrier with future-dakka to level a city in a single volley. You didn't say anything about it being practical.
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