>carrying
>someone moves in to give you a hug
>>28391281
>'lets take a group picture!'
>'okay everyone just squeeze in a little bit closer'
>>28391281
Okay. I carry at my 4, they won't notice unless they go to grab my ass.
>>28391281
>>28391304
I thought your gun was supposed to make you feel safer?
>>28391281
>thinking anyone on the le ebin defense webbin section of a literal animu board are getting hugs
>>28391313
having to have a possibly awkward conversation with someone does not make me feel any less safe while carrying
nice try tho
>>28391281
>sit down to quickly into a wooden dinner chair
>'CLACK'
>what was that anon
>n-nothing
>>28391281
>cant stop shifting around in my car seat
>is everything ok anon
>y-yep
>>28391281
>Carrying
>Gen4 G17 rough texture grip chafes my love handles.
>>28391281
>someone moves in to give you a hug
must be nice
>>28391353
>muh dick
>illegally carrying while waiting in a restaurant
>narrow passage way
>6 cops come in and one accidentally bumps into me and hits my holster
>sorry sir
>illegal ccw in my state is a felony
>>28391281
>carrying
>cop says i need a less printy holster
>ive tried 4 already
>>28391490
Holy shit my man
That's some dangerous shit
>>28391421
>long day of sitting in a public place
>chafe status is unreal at this point
>sitting at an awkward as fuck angle bc it hurts too bad to lean on gun
>everything ok anon
>y-yes
>>28391505
Do you appendix carry? What kind of gun do you have?
>>28391490
absolute madman
>>28391490
criminal scum pls go
>>28391505
what gun are you carrying
my ccw isnt one of those microfaggot guns and my fiance says she has never seen me print
>>28391505
The one advantage of being slightly overweight is that no one can tell im printing. That and wearing baggy clothes.
>>28391530
>criminal scum pls go
I live in nj
>>28391520
>>28391530
>>28391534
a glock 26.
i have no ass so iwb holsters make my pants stick out to one side. i might just go buy a 43
Hugged my gfs mom yesterday. Had to do it from an angle cause appendix carry. And made sure to lean also lol.
>>28391534
Getting so fat I could hide a gun in the belly folds. Then again I live in a country where nobody has guns and I just hang out here to post webms containing incompetent foreigners.
All these fags not using superior shoulder holsters for superior jacket concealment
>>28391597
its not even cold here yet
>>28391597
>shoulder holsters
literally the fedora of cc
>>28391597
or, you know, just carry a single stack. If you're printing with a single stack 9, there's something wrong with your holster.
>>28391597
> wearing a jacket in 28C+ weather
Insecure fatass trying to hide fat figure detected
>>28391606
Tfw I live near Canadian border
>>28391574
Get something single-stack. Whenever I carry a double-stack like my P07 I print more than a Kinko's but my Shield absolutely disappears.
>>28391585
She is probably just a civilian staff member like a secretary or an admin or something, doing the minimum training.
>>28391630
Civilian staff members don't carry firearms and what the hell is the minimum training you're talking about?
>God, I love /k/
>>28391545
i am so sorry man
>>28391574
time for squats fagit
>>28391597
>wearing a jacket in warm weather
>>28391674
somethingsomethingstopshillingyouryoutubefaggot
>>28391694
This 100%
>>28391281
>2017
>hugging anyone besides your mom who understands your needs and always has tendies
>Jerry Seinfeld.jpg
Who are THESE PPL.
Normies git out.
>>28391674
John, people said stop namefagging, so stop.
>>28391733
Tendies are the shit
>>28391674
Says the ex-process server who bragged he could carry anywhere he wanted.
>>28391694
he sure wasnt kidding about those love handles what a fat autist lmao
>>28391584
Was carrying in a jackass way in HEB that caused me to print like a motherfucker, and ran into my girl's entire family who are pretty antigun. Strange rooms and uncomfortable hugs all around.
>>28391490
>be driving home from a shooting range a couple years back before I was of CCW eligible age
>officer lights me up for a brake light out
>realize as soon as I see his lights that my handgun is in my backpack instead of my glovebox where it could legally be with no cc permit
He was cool though, it's just a loose screw in the light assembly so he let me off with a warning when I fixed it with a screwdriver on the side of the road for him. Concealed weapon violation is also just a misdemeanor for first offenders here.
>new date grabs you at your place and starts forcefully unzipping your pants in kitchen
>pants quickly fall to floor and makes loud clack on tile floor
>anon, what was that noise?
>>28391896
>my consent
>not getting a pocket 380 to carry in any situation where close contact is probable or deep concealment is necessary
>>28391912
I don't go to those kinds of bars Anon, sorry.
>>28391896
>ccw in your own fucking house
What?
>>28391907
KEK
>>28391930
>bars
Absolutely degenerate.
I'm talking about dates, family shit, work, even shit where strapping a holster to yourself isn't convenient like getting the mail. My bg380 comes in handy a lot.
>>28391896
>carrying a taurus
>instead of a "CLACK", immediately deafened by an ear shattering "POP" and fall to the ground with a hole in your foot
>>28391932
I assume he was out with the date and brought her back for the good ol' holy cannoli
>>28391912
I don't trust anything less than 9mm.
One time, at an interview, I sat down too fast and the bottom of my soft iwb (worn at about 3 o clock) hit the chair arm, and the gun popped right out.
Fortunately, I was the one giving the interview, not the one getting interviewed or it would have been even worse, but it still was pretty embarrasing
>preparing the unload greasy shit
>remove your gun so pants dont touch the disgusting floor
>you fumble and the gun slides between the feet of the next occupant
>He takes it and walks out while you nursing a yule log
>>28391988
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, I meant .380's are for faggots.
>>28392052
Should have tapped your foot a couple of times under his stall.
>>28392052
>this
take your gun out of your holster when you take a shit in a public restroom, put it on top of the toilet paper dispenser, or hold it in your fucking hands.
I've seen people leave their guns in their holsters around their legs under the bathroom stall gap before, and it's just like WHY
A. unless you stretch your pants to the max by putting your legs wide apart, the weight of the gun is probably going to make it touch the toilet floor
B. someone could totally grab that shit under the stall gap
>>28392052
While I know you're joking, what would you do if you're the other guy? Say you're in a stall and a handgun rattles between your feet? Hell, I don't even know what proper politeness to use here. Do I lock the slide, unload, and give it back? Do I kick it back in the direction it came from and not say a word? Do I pretend it isn't there and leave it? The guy in the other stall could be anything from an off duty cop having a long day to R2Dindu.
>>28392083
Nigga, stop watching other people take a shit, worse than fucking furries.
>>28392083
>shitting while holding a pistol
>>28392089
Peek under the divider and judge them by their shoes
If questionable, unload it and leave the gun on the floor + leave the mag on the sink.
>>28392089
>snatch gun quickly from floor
>'so, tell me about yourself'
>>28392100
>I AM SHITTING, NO THANK YOU
>>28392052
>pull down pants.
>place gun in pants
>pull down underwear over gun
>>28392100
New meaning to squeezing one off.
>>28392089
>>28392124
>notice other guy's shoes are tims
>bright red boxers on top of oversized jeans
>snatch up the gun immediately.
>stand up, despite what stage of shitting you're in
>scream at the top of your lungs
>"DAAAAAAAAAYMN!! CONTROL YO PIECE FOO!!"
>fire 17+1 rounds through the stall divider
>shit all over yourself and trip on your pants.
>Police find you in bathroom with gun, covered in shit, dead dindu in other stall
>You get commendation for defending yourself
>>28392052
I just don't shit in public restrooms if at all possible.
It's never going to go well.
>>28392100
>america
>>28392124
>it's a pair of Jordans
>>28392052
>>28392083
>drop gun in bowl of clayey shit when getting up to wipe
>toilet clogged by said shit so you cant just wash gun in the bowl once its flushed clean
>stalls have a massive line and sinks are packed with people
Do you wrap the gun mummy style in tp and stash it hoping you wont smell/feel it or do you strip and wash your poogun in the sink in front of other people?
>>28392171
>some guy walks by
>subtly checks between the stall cracks to see if its in use
>some fat neckbeard is forcefully squeezing out a turd while holding a gun in his hand
>>28392214
Wash in sink. Would be a funny story to tell later.
>>28392052
>grab shit
>pull up pants quickly
>rush out of stall
>shove shit log down his throat before he has a chance to do anything
>finish your dump by holding the guy at gunpoint and shitting on his face
>>28392223
Whats worse
Crack checkers or that one meat gazing asshole that uses the urinal right next to you when all of the others are open?
>>28392184
>not alligator boots
>>28391630
>chevrons on the shoulder
>visiting grandma
>can't conceal my handgun without my coat because lolfullsized45
>grandma asks if she can take my coat to hang it up
>nervously ask if I can use the bathroom really quick
>try to be quiet as possible in the shitter while disassembling glock 21 and stuffing the different parts in various pockets of my coat
>pull slide off
>"CLACK"
>anon are you okay? Did you drop something?
>"Y-YEAH JUST DROPPED MY PHONE"
>>28392252
you can just turn and piss on the guy staring at your dick
>>28392313
forgot to mention that the bathroom had carpeted floors so a phone being dropped would not make a loud "clack"
>>28392214
there's an easy way to avoid that, you just lift your dick and balls up, and close your legs so there's no space for anything to fall into the toilet, and rest the gun on top your legs in front of your dick and balls
>>28392368
>bathroom
>carpeted floors
that's gross
>>28392403
well, its an old womans house, there isnt some guy living there constantly getting piss spray everywhere
>>28392403
The shower area is in an offshoot room and is tiled, but yeah it's weird
>>28391490
>YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
>>28392403
>carpeted floors in bathroom
>>28391281
>tfw have no one who would ever hug me but can't conceal carry because Canada
>>28391606
>>28391614
>>28391623
>>28391688
Zip up goodies are a thing
>>28392388
What if you get a mid-shit urge to pee? Your strangled dick is gonna dribble pee everywhere on your legs/pants/shoes/gun/stall.
>>28392494
it's cool, you can't pee while you have an erection
>not clambering a round and holding your piece while you shit
>not being prepared at you most vulnerable moment
>>28392458
You can in your own home
>>28391907
ty for my first good laugh of the day
>>28392458
>be in Canada
>carrying rifle in bag for plinking
>outdoorsman appears
>HEY WHAT'S THAT THING YA GOT THERE?
This thread is fucking hilarious
>>28391597
>Florida
We have two seasons and they skipped Winter this year.
Just got many good laughs out of this thread. Thanks, anons
>>28391490
jesus christ anon be careful
I don't see the issue. You live in a country where you can carry a gun on you, what's to be embarrassed about? Oh right, you're all spergs.
>>28391490
why were you carrying without a permit you stupid fuck
>>28394083
Dealing with noguns families is a huge pain in the ass, especially if they discover you're carrying around them. Most of us would rather we avoided such a confrontation
>>28391353
Dan "hold her down, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>28391304
Just happened to me. Family photoshoot in park, photog was demonstrating how mY wife should be holding my hip, straight up grabbed my gun. We both pretended nothing happened and moved on.
>>28394142
>Most of us would rather we avoided such a confrontation
...because you're spergs. It explains all the OC stories bandied about here. Just spent the day OCing and not a single soccer mom to show for it.
>mfw no range buddy cop either, though
>>28394142
>noguns families is a huge pain in the ass
>especially if they discover you're carrying around them
Fuck em. If they really dislike guns so much they're living in the wrong country.
>>28394218
no, because it's aggravating to listen to your family members bitch you out for something stupid like that, when neither of you are going to change your minds about the subject so it's just an exercise infutility
That's like saying you're a sperg because someone wants to avoid facebook arguments, so they don't post statuses or updates that could spark a shit flinging contest
>>28394271
>wants to avoid facebook arguments, so they don't post statuses or updates that could spark a shit flinging contest
that is spergy. It takes two to argue, you can just not reply to people that flame your posts.
>>28394271
>On Fagbook
>Just stalking others
Totally not a sperg play in my book
>>28391801
I'm glad you've tripled down on your nonsense.
>Me
>Still a LEO in PA
>Me
>Still covered by LEOSA
>You
>Jelly.
>>28394303
Yeah, that's why you spam your shitty YouTube channel here at all fucking hours of the day, because you're a not fired LEO who was outed on /k/. Sure, you fat fuck.
>>28391674
How the fuck would you know, it's probably some shit hole country where being a desk clerk can get you killed by extremist.
GTFO shill
>>28394339
It's sad that you think that old ass post about walmart and ammo was in any way legitimate. What was that, two years ago? You know that entire three days of posting was hatched on kommandochat? It's really getting pathetic that you can't see through the obvious.
>>28394375
Yep, champ, you are totally right. Probably is a statement of internet fact. I am so sorry for questioning your factual assumptions. I feel like such an ass now.
>>28394410
>Waaahhh! Please believe me and suck my e-peen Anon, I can't get my rocks off without Anon approval, and my wife is fucking the black buck lawnboy my parents hired to landscape around the bridge, he did give me some wood to carve dildos out of so I can be like Mattv2099 and maybe someone will love me.
You sad, sad fuck.
>>28394462
I'd love to hire a Mexican for some bridge work I need to do in the spring. There aren't many black people around here.
>>28394484
Gotta get a job first, John John.
>>28391353
This.
>go to sit down on metal bench
>sit down too fast
>"CLANGGGGGG"
>people look at me like I am the sixmillion dollar man
>>28394496
I got one and have had one, why would I want to get another one? I like the one I have.
I make more than enough that I don't need a second job.
>>28391353
how many times do you think she had to swallow his loads?
>>28394538
That ad-sense revenue isn't going to cut it, and your channel is an embarrassment to begin with, guess you could go back to scalping ammo again, but isn't your Wal-Mart contact a worthless bum too nowadays?
>>28392431
Fucking Christ fine here take some septims and let's get this shit over with. Don't have any stolen goods on me anyway.
>>28394575
Scalping ammo.... HA. I've never sold a single round of ammo. I shoot it all. Nah, youtube is a hobby, but the $1000 or so a year I get from it is fun money that goes right back into buying toys.
Stay mad bro. Sorry you couldn't figure out how to use the WalMart mobile app to know when ammo was/would be in stock. It sucks now that ammo is no trackable via the app.
>>28391281
>be autistic like OP
>press your junk into a person when you hug someone other than your significant other
people do this?
>>28394607
Hard to be mad, when I have the comic relief that is your life within my view on a daily basis.
>>28394646
I'm glad to know you're one of the few people here who is still assmad from getting played two years ago. It's a shame that Zed died and KommandoChat fell apart. I really miss Zed.
Guys, don't laugh, I've got a serious question. I don't use urinals because they're a tactical disadvantage (actually have shy bladder, but whatever) but since I've started CC-ing it's come to my attention that undoing your belt and unbuttoning makes it pretty hard to piss.
Do most dudes just unzip and stick their dick through the hole in their underwear without unbuttoning? I tried that once without much success. but I still wonder if I've been pissing wrong my whole life?
>>28392388
>lift penis and coinpurse above legs
>move to take massive firelog shit
>pee all over the stall and myself like a water fountain
>freak out and sit up
>piss covered gun skips across the bathroom floor and lands outside the stall
>get up to grab it
>drop steaming dragondildo sized turd right into my pants
>open stall door and hobble walk to grab my gunwith my knees together pushing my dick and balls away from my brunswick stew covered gooch
>bathroom door opens
>it's a 16 year old girl there to clean the toilet
>pukes, then runs into the store screeaming for the police at the sight of your greasy neckbeard, piss covered MLP shirt, handgun, and "erection" as you stand ankle deep in your shit covered jean shorts.
>>28394670
>played
I'm still employed, you only played yourself, just like you do every night when your wife is chasing dick.
>>28394752
Damn, you really are a pissed off mother fucker. There are people I've arrested who didn't hold a grudge as long as you.
>>28394745
Fuck man, you never wondered why underwear has that flap?
Not a problem, since 80% of /k/ has autism, and friends/family know better than to hug them.
The rest are just so fucking alpha that even libtard no gunz tell them they feel safe when they're around.
I've never experienced this, though, because I am nofunz
>>28394768
>arrested
Is that what your calling it? Do the little boys buy that line?
>>28394745
>Do most dudes just unzip and stick their dick through the hole in their underwear without unbuttoning?
I've done it before but i don't really like it.
>>28394769
>2016
>Not going kommando
.
>>28394745
I've thought about it, but I'm really paranoid about getting my dick caught in the zipper. I don't think it's worth it.
>>28394830
Button Fly
>Problem solved.
>>28394837
>Button Fly
Fuck that noise
>>28394824
Make the kiddies easier to diddle I take it?
>>28394848
You could go with a Condom Catheter and wear a bag.
>>28394745
Personally i do both. Generally my rule is if i have to undo my belt i just use the zipper/flap combo.
Doesnt really seem like theres a wrong way to go about it as long as the urine goes where it should
>CC Makarov
>no one ever knows
>>28394864
I refuse to deal with any juvenile warrants. There are too many special rules for dealing with kids. Like some 17 year old latin king is able to be reformed and should be treated with kid gloves on a warrant for an adult time crime.
Fuck that noise.
>>28394745
>>28394802
>>28394830
jesus fucking christ how do you people function. You've never noticed how everyone at the urinal does the "wide stance" shuffle to get their dick through the fly without undoing thier belt and pulling their pants and underwear down like a 5 year old?
are you all raised by single mothers or something? Or are you literally autistic.
>go to urinal
>pull dick through underwear and fly
>use your fists to obfuscate your penor from parallel angles
>put dick back in pants
>zip fly
not difficult guys
>>28391833
>HEB
Mah Nigga
You can carry openly now, bro. Not innaHEB, but you can still CC there.
>>28394745
Thank you for asking this, anon. I've been wondering if I've been peeing wrong too.
>>28394913
>Being this deluded
It's sad man, you fucked up, let it go and move on with life. Sure your wife is still going to leave you, but there's always alcohol and a slow painful death.
>>28395008
Alcohol, no thanks. That lingering rage is going to take its toll on your health.
>>28394966
Yeah, the manager told me I couldn't carry inna HEB after bitching about them not breaking up a domestic violence situation at their register area, I told him it only applied to OC, and I will have a gun with me whenever he sees me there. Fuck ghetto ass HEB.
>>28394925
My appendage tends to finish with a round left in the chamber, and I'd rather not rack the slide in front of others. Stall it is.
>>28395025
Where abouts in PA are you a leo?
>>28395025
i think its time we teach this guy a lesson
>>28394925
>are you all raised by single mothers or something
yes my dad died when i was 8
>>28395025
Lingering rage? I'm just trying to help you cope with the loss of your world buddy? Have you seen Silver Lining Playbook, it's kind of like your life, and if you watch it, you can jerk off to JLaw as you cry yourself to sleep.
>>28394670
zed was here last month
>>28395045
Imagination, PA, you may not have heard of it.
>>28395059
Do you do lessons on anything involving a sewing machine?
>>28395063
>>28395078
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead. Car accident back in October. I was at the funeral.
>>28395085
yes, actually. what did you want to know?
>>28395081
hello fellow PA bros
>>28395095
I want to know why no one sells, in store, a small inexpensive sewing machine.
>carrying my cz52
>in grocery store full of liberal urban jews
>have to reach down to get something on the list. Worried that monster of a pistol will show.
>>28391507
Saved pic
>>28395158
Just say it's a Sega Light Phaser and you must be able to defend the US from foreign missile attacks at any moment.
>all this discomfort
>all these problems
>all this shit looking
>just so you can carry a useless, heavy shit with you
You guys are absolute retards.
>>28392141
Underwear?
>>28394824
He gets it.
>>28395030
Requesting story on that domestic violence situation
>>28395128
my impression is that sewing is not really widely practiced anymore, at least among the younger crowd. a lot of folks will just get a new article of clothing when one tears. check out ebay though
also
>chester county bro
>>28394113
Permits should not be required, it is a fucking violation of our 2nd amendment rights. If we can have faggot marriage then that EXACT SAME ARGUEMNTT APPLIES TO GUNS.
I really hope ISIS chooses our supreme court as their next target. I'm not even going to pretend to be sad if that happened, I would openly whack off to it and celebrate in front of my friends.
>>28395229
You should come out to lower providence and shoot a steel or IDPA match. IDPA is running all winter.
>>28395213
Confused use of articles. Are you German?
>>28395249
IDPA sounds like fun. I would but sadly I have to go back to school soon where I am nofuns. I have a CZ 85 that'd be great for it though, hopefully I can get into some kind of sport shooting after I graduate
Three gun looks like it'd be a lot of fun too
>>28394218
I live in california dude. My little brother had the cops called on him because he was using a nerf gun in our front yard. Apperantly someone in our hippy ass town reported "a kid with a gun"
He's 7.
>Go to college
>Work in government building anytime I'm not in school
>Turned 21 last summer but still haven't gotten my CCW because I can't carry at either place
>>28395216
>Walking into the doorway of HEB not so tactically carrying a G20
>Young guy exiting the door turns back to Young lady and ~6 yo boy
>Yells to get back inside, it's fucking cold
>Think it's a little rough, but mexskins gonna mexskin
>Start walking aisles
>See woman ushering in same young lady
>Girl is crying, kid looks stunned
>Ask lady shopper if everything is okay
>Tells me the boyfriend was escalating earlier conflict and threatening the girl
>Lady shopper leaves for whatever reason
>Decide to hang back while young girls waits for a ride
>See cholosaurus pacing in the lot
>After a few minutes comes racing back in
>Keeps cocking hands back while yelling about some bullshit
>Turn towards him, still a good 15 feet away
>He flips her off and goes outside again
>Starts pacing up and down looking back at me and the girl, I'm still a good ways away cause fuck crazy bitches and abusive relationships
>He finally leaves, and she takes off five minutes later
>No employee or customer even glances at this shit, real Kitty Genovese moment
Not much of a story, but fuck the management and trashy customers there.
>>28395323
We shoot the summer, that bowl at lower prov gets mighty hot in the July sun. It is fun, you'll get to shoot stuff that you probably don't get to shoot other places.
>>28395256
>Confused use of articles
How so? No, not german, still eurofag though.
>>28394339
Just because I was fired for being an incompetent asshole doesn't mean I'm not special.
PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMNIT
>>28395333
>I live in california dude.
I fail to see where this is my problem.
>>28395344
That...sounds like where I live.
Are you in the Rio Grande Valley?
>>28395357
Mission accomplished!
>>28395364
Close, Kingsville, my grandparents are from the Valley though, spent my summers at based Johnny's and bought my first gun there.
>>28394925
I mean... yeah I was raised by a single mother.
Figured it out when I was like 17 though... so....
>>28395341
You can carry on a college campus, they can't restrict that.
>>28392165
you tried, hoping that it will get screencaped. I'm sorry anon, it's not funny nor cute in the slightest
>>28395362
That's my fault, I assumed you were a normal person. So when you said anyone who wants to avoid that shit is a sperglords because you don't have to deal with it, I assumed you just thought everywhere is like where you live.
But I forgot where I am for a second.
>>28395435
If it's a private college, they most certainly can. Depending on the state, it's restricted by statute at state schools. Furthermore, it can be an expellable offense.
>receiving hugs
Living the dream anon
>>28392013
Haha, penis reference
>>28395383
>Johnny's
Fucking Harlingen.
Can't really talk, because I live in Pharr.
But yeah, now I CC if I can't OC, and all it takes to conceal the gun is to throw a hat over it.
Fuck you, HEB and Whataburger.
>>28395473
Whataburger hasn't posted signs, and I'm considering buying a showercap to put over my pistol if I want to OC and go to HEB in the same day, just to ridicule the stupid rule.
>>28395494
Posted signs, no, and they won't kick you out.
But they do have shitloads of signs saying "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason." The company also released a statement saying that any open carrying will be denied on grounds of feelings of other customers or some shit.
>>28395093
pics or it didn't happen
>>28391421
Glock owners annoy the fuck out of me. They're the first to let everyone know what they carry. We get it, you own a glock
>>28395532
Technically they said they wouldn't serve someone openly carrying, I want to go sit there like the old men in the morning not ordering a thing to see what they would say.
>>28392418
That also means she isn't getting any, you should help her out with that.
>>28392252
Crack gazers are the worst
>be in duece pen
>contemplatively dropping
>notice a crack gazer
>"THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?!"
>its a kid
>runs out crying
>moments later hear the main door bang open as the kid's dad comes in
>"SOMEBODY'S GETTIN' AN ASS WHOOPIN!
>try to clean up
>ready you ccw
>start to pull up your pants
>dude kicks in door and your ccw gets knocked into the bowl with your creamy leavings
>tfw
>>28395435
Theres no guns signs at all the entrances to the campus.
Campus carry isn't a thing in my state.
I can have a gun in my car on campus, but that's it
>>28395213
All the shit you just mentioned is caused by not knowing what you're doing.
>>28395555
>quads
Nice.
Also, I think it would be pretty badass to have a group just walk in, all openly carrying, and sitting around not ordering anything.
>>28394745
Holy fuck you people are faggots. Just go sit in the stall next time Nancy.
>>28395620
>walk in with your group
>be obnoxious and don't order anything
>get asked to leave
>leave
>>28395667
More than likely, and it will probably be that turncoat Whatamanageranon doing the booting.
Christmas is a dangerous time of year for hugs:
>Birthday in November
>Mom comes up and surprises me by wanting to go shooting
>Very skeptical because she was always anti-gun and I don't trust her at all
>Getting ready to go, showing her some stuff about the guns before going to the range
>Pull Glock 19 from IWB holster to show her
>"Anon, have you been carrying that this whole time"
>"Every day for the past six months"
Went shooting had and had a decent time, she was good with the 10/22 but was too scared of my 19 and AR.
>Christmas eve with Dad's side of the family
>Libtard anti-gun brother that I hate comes over
>Tries to give me a hug and I back away
>Starts patting me down
>FUCK NO RAGE FEST
>Grab his arm and twist it behind his back
Set the mood for the night pretty well
>Be at work right on Christmas Eve, carrying glock 19 under a shirt and tie
>Thank my elderly coworker for the gift card she gave me
>She gives me a hug, feel her press the gun into my side
>She gives me a smile
>Says I'm a great person and an upstanding citizen and she loves working with me
>She is related to some big Mafia boss
At least someone is okay with it
>>28395827
>She gives me a smile
probably thought it was your dick
>>28395875
My dick would have to be massive to reach around to the 430 position.
>>28395875
It's past your bedtime.
>>28395891
>2016
>not having a second penis growing out of your tailbone
>>28395409
how did you get the beans above the franks?
>>28396017
Why even live?
>at Home Depot looking at steel to build target stand
>man approaches
>I move towards the steel to get out of the middle of the isle
>man stops behind me to look at the steel
>G19 is CC at 4:30, but printing slightly
>man is at 5
>ultra autism when I move 3 feet to the side and take a step back
>>28391313
Total beta insecurity is supposed to be a private thing.
>>28392100
>not holding a gun while doing everything including taking a dump
>dinner date turns into "come inside for tea"
>carrying full size steel IWB Jericho 941/babbies eagle
>make way to dark bedroom
>try to subtly remove pants
>loud thud on floor
>"what was that noise anon"
>"I-I dropped my phone"
>>28392100
>mfw if i'm caught finger fucking my pistol during a shit the state will ban me from owning weapons unless i pass the autism test
>i'll never pass that test
such is the life of being a californian, i can't even real life shitpost anymore or they'll take all my guns and make me take a psych.
>>28396273
That's not autism, autism is standing behind someone like a fucking inconsiderate cockgobbler.
