what will k do when obama takes all the guns?
>>28386865
I dont have any firearms. They were all lost in a tragic boating accident.
>>28386894
damn that sucks, you dont want to re arm yourself?
>>28386865
I lost them sir.
>>28386903
thats not what the logs say, produce the guns or be searched at gun point.
I am no guns. I wish i could hold a gun one day....
>>28386908
What are they gonna do, cavity search me?
>>28386948
of course
was getting caught part of ur plan?
>>28386948
little bit off-topic, but what's a good gun that could fit up my ass? i was thinking a derringer
>>28386865
Shoot him, duh.
>>28387009
You could fit a fucking 20mm up your ass you faggot
>>28387009
Deagle. Or a .500 magnum, you gigantic faggot.
In all seriousness though, probably a NAA mini revolver or a Seecamp. Or if you could get your hands on a repro, a ww2 sleeve pistol. Its essentially a long rod, so no awkward right angles, downside is its single shot. A wellrod with the mag/handle removed would work too I suppose. I would advise you to go for one in .32 though, unless you like 30cm of integrally suppressed 9mm up your ass.
Wake up from fantasy land
>>28387162
Shots fired. Up your ass.
unfortunately i am no longer a gun owner. all my firearms were lost in a tragic boating accident.
>>28387221
Could one conceal a welrod mk1 in ones ass? Without the mag. Its about 25cm/10" long?
My friend, a really good friend, is a gun owner.
All his guns were stolen when someone broke into his house and stole his safe. Fucking criminals.
>>28386908
At this point is when I would detonate my defensive suicide vest.
>>28386865
Officer, Why are you here? My guns where confiscated 2 days ago by the last officer that came, this is harassment.
(Make them dance thinking people are impersonating police to stockpile stolen weapons - the criminal dream, The police Nightmare - the truth of what mass gun control will bring)
>>28386948
>your move, mr. lawman
>>28386865
>go to court
>all the way up to SCOTUS after a few months
>they, too, turn me down
>go to congress
>dont even have to lobby
>blackmailonawhiteguy.medieval
>threaten a civil war, worse than what the 1860's saw
>they laugh
>point out there are over 3 times the number of weapons to troops
>silence ensues
>3 weeks later obbumer is out of office
I may have exaggerated, but you get Te point.
>>28386894
>"lost in a tragic boating accident"
Hand them over sir, or we'll be forced to use force.
Here are my guns, officer.
>hands over shitty cheap handgun, bubba'd nugget and ruger 10/22
>meanwhile the other 30 are buried in secret caches in the woods
>>28386865
>when
When, I ask? his term is going to end this year
>>28386865
>/rock/ general
>/stick/ general
>/norocks/ general
>/nosticks/ general
maybe the occasional europerior posting a pic of his .22
>>28386894
Obligatory
>>28388441
How do they even see in those masks?
>>28390825
like they need to see
>just shoot in any direction from which you feel threatened
>us v them
but really...
>how do sunglasses work
>hey /k/ what's the best CC pocketsand