>another year of my enlistment begins
happy new year fellow milfags
>peacetime military
Kek that image. Human shields are so melodramatic
tfw 6 years in the green
>3 and a half more years
>>28386509
>grills can't even suicide correctly
why are they so useless
I hate this shit so much, they keep telling me to go hang out with other people and not be alone this holiday season, but I fucking like being alone and they are honestly just making me feel like shit for no reason
I don't want to leave my barracks room, I'm not a normie fucker who actually enjoys their family or being around other people
>>28386540
Nobody cares about your blog, welfare Wendy
>>28386543
this whole thread is a blog thread, kill yourself
>put off joining the military for 3 years now
lmao
>>28386551
With the suicide rates among you, I think you will do it before I do.
>>28386560
you're probably right
>>28386565
I'm usually right about things.
I spent 22 years in the military.
I'm so fucking glad to be retired.
>>28386607
>>28386560
pretty sure the armed forces have a very similar suicide rate to the general population.
http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/pentagon/2015/01/16/defense-department-suicides-2013-report/21865977/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_in_the_United_States
>>28386560
Most of the vet suicides are old men past retirement age
>>28386607
>milfags "retiring" at 40
>last day of leave
>hug bro and papa at the terminal until next time
>nothing but boiling anger and sadness
>find no joy in anything
>>28386607
>22 years in the military
>thinking you can really retire after military service alone
sure is recruiter in here
>>28386664
>fourth christmas of enlistment
>never seen my family once
>no friends or anyone back home
>spend year after year in the barracks with no pants on jacking off to cartoon porn
>four thousand dollars in debt
>alcoholic
at least you have someone to go home to pussy
>>28386509
SIG 229 LEGION out now
>>28386703
>I'm a loser and I waste all my money
bravo
m8
>>28386688
oh shit, ive been found out.
BULLSHIT MOS POWERS AWAYYYYYYYYYY
>>28386607
It could have just been 4 m8. Just 4 and enjoyed the remainder of your youth
You knew this shit is fucking stupid yet you decided to continue getting shay upon, mouth agape
wow
save your money
attend class
you treat it like prison
it is work
your problem is not the military. your problem is you
>>28386703
Better you than me :)
>tfw got posted to infantry instead of air force
>>28386514
Three more years for me brother. God I can't wait until my contract is done. February 2019n can't come any sooner. (I can't believe I'm thinking of going National guard but it's better than active duty)
>>28386703
Are you me?
>>28386703
Hmm I do jack off alot
>>28386509
>blows face off
>doesn't even die
Fucking women.
>>28386499
Is being in the military that bad? I'm failing engineering and my mom thinks the military is not a bad fallback option.
>>28387729
it's not
depends on where you plan to go though
>>28387729
No, these guys are just being mopey
>infantry
>treated like equipment instead of a human
>oh well I signed up for it, at least I get paid
>wife leaves me
>I keep the house, chill with my dog
Oh well nigga, 3 months left on my contract and off to college to fuck freshman sluts and smoke weed.
>>28387729
USAF crew chief here. It's not that bad if you do it right
Don't be maintenance, nukes or cops in the USAF an you'll be fine. Pretty much just be a nonner
>>28387568
So what do you do when you´re not doing any training exercises or deployed abroad? You all get woken up early in the morning and clean stuff all day?
I know nothing on the average life of a soldier so no mocking pls senpai.
>>28388020
>Wake up
>Sit in office for few hours
>Maybe update some briefs
>Go to PT
>Go back to room and put "Girls just wanna have fun" on too loud and play video games whilst getting drunk before watching a film with the guys in the common room
Air force for life
>>28386499
>less than 3 months left
most depressing, pointless, angry, bored, confused 3 years of my life.
>>28386718
>has her handgun pointed at herself.
>props her rifle, barrel end up, against her stomach.
>>28386515
Neither can that first guy. Bullet has to hit something vital to kill you and damage to the outer lobe is rarely fatal.
>captcha has me find sandwiches
Not helping, damn you
Been out almost a year now...I miss it sometimes, just not enough to go back.
>>28388090
Hopefully my med sep hurries up. Peacetime green side is awful
>>28386557
>i'm make fun of milfags because i was too chickenshit to enlist
>now i'll never know the joy of firing a weapon in anger
>>28388566
I don't blame him. I wish I wouldn't have enlisted.
>>28386718
I've seen the original image but this is top fucking kek
>>28388392
BEGONE! DON'T MAKE ME GET MY GOOD IDEA FAIRY SPRAY!
>>28386499
>>28386509
>>28386514
These are gay as fuck.
>>28386515
>>28388081
I was always afraid of suicide from a fire arm, if I missed it means my family gets to deal with my miserable and now retarded ass.
>>28387973
What airframe bby
>>28386499
Fuck you asshole i get out next year! Whoo!
>>28388809
Cool, but do you have any idea what you will do once you're out?
>>28388823
Be free.
Might go back to being a tractor driver or go AF.
Why you complaining so much?
You get to shoot gun and make loud noises and be fairly dangerous.
That's pretty kickass as jobs go.
>>28388834
It's like graduating high school all over again.
>>28388889
if only
>>28388869
>You get to shoot gun
Its peacetime. No he doesn't. He may touch it once a year depending on his job.
>>28388869
>Mfw thats only 5 percent of the job. The other 95% is spent police calling, dealing with bullshit, standing in formation, sitting in your room waiting for word, getting lifed for gay shit, playing would you rather, going to the field and doing dry runs, cleaning your gat and waiting at the armory for the asshole in there to finally take your weapon.
>>28388906
sounds 95% of a contractual assfucking then.
>>28387870
This nigga gets it. You emo faggots are unhappy because you choose to be.
>>28388654
I heard of one guy who tried to kill himself that way and then drove himself to the hospital when it didn't kill him
>>28388906
You forgot motor pool maintenance, area beautification, and all other assorted BS jobs.
I lucked out in that the worst job I had was 1 day on, 1 day off Manning a mountain-top site for a week and 1 on, 2 off the rest of the time.
