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Goddamnit, /k/ - Neckbeard PSA
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Go to gunrange in DFW.

Important part. I go with my wife. To shoot her new SIG compact.

My dumbass brings my old M96 Mauser. First deer rifle. Dad gave it to me. Now it's my safe queen. Still, I like to shoot it once a year.

My dumbass still has it in a case with a /K/ "Magical Place" patch on it.

Walk to rifle range. Row of benches. Two neckbeards with Mosins. I had never actually seen the stereotype in real life. It's a bad as I thought. Cargo shorts and hoodies included.

Those two dudes see the patch on the case, then see its owner with a woman, then naturally assume they have conversation rights with said woman.

The whispering, the awkward approach, the request to shoot our guns, the lingering to watch my wife shoot, more lingering....

Jesus Christ, guys. I realize that 99.5% of this board is made of functional, self-aware adults. The remainder...just what the fuck do you think you're doing? Just because your parents or disability paid for a surplus gun doesn't mean the gunrange suddenly turns you in to what you aren't outside of it

Pic very related.
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>>28382299
What do you hope to achieve by posting this thread?

I reccomend suicide. It's what you deserve for publicly showing you associate with this place.
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>having a /k/ patch
you're the autist
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Was this supposed to be a green text story?
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>>28382299
>99.5%
i think you're over estimating, lots of normies here, but this is still 4chan.
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>>28382299
>having physical proof that you come here
Well, there's one mistake on your part.
>crying about it online instead of telling them to go away
And there's your second.
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What's wrong with cargo shorts and hoodies?

They're comfy and easy to wear!
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>>28382299
>Openly wearing a /k/ patch to the range
>Expecting hot grills and former Deltas to smile and come talk to you.

Faggot.
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>>28382393

It's not the clothes. It's what you're failing to hide underneath them.
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>>28382339

I know. I'm angrier at myself than anyone else.
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>>28382344
Yeah should have at least gone with a murdercube silhouette or maybe rd's ass stamp. Those would be LESS autistic.
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>>28382393
Everything is wrong with cargoshorts.
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>>28382339
>a trip telling someone to kill himself
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>>28382379

Your first point is valid.
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>>28382299
Whatever. I wear my /k/ patch all the time and it has never been a problem....or rather no one has ever known about it.
>I can pass as normie in the wild.
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>>28384252
>I wear a /k/ patch publicly all the time
>nobody bothers me
>I pass as Normie

They don't want to talk to you for a reason anon..
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>>28382299
So you have a problem with cargo shorts, hoodies, AND free speech?
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OP stop angering the fatty asperger neckbeards, lmfao
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>>28382299
Well at least they didn't put nugget food in your rifle, I thought that was where this was going
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>>28382299
Whining about neckbeards being socially inappropriate has nothing to do with /k/.

Did they say they were from /k/ ?

No? Oh well, fuck right off you emasculated homo.
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>>28385891
I hate it when cargoshortwearinghoodies with mosins stand over my AR and get chicken mcnuggets in the action.
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>>28382633
rd's ass stamp?
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Let me guess, Garland? Go to Elm Fork, it's worth the trip.
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>>28382299
>I realize that 99.5% of this board is made of functional, self-aware adults.

Boy, do you have the wrong place.
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>>28385927

They saw my wife and their eyes widened. Then they saw the patch and spaghetti thoughts appeared in their eyes.
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>>28386334

Used to go there with my Dad.

I've got land South of the Metroplex but, it's not convenient for a quick shooting session.

I think I'm going to nut up and join the Dallas Gun Club. Going to the range with my wife has gotten uncomfortable several times.
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>>28386771
Just because your boyfriend started taking HRT doesn't mean you can call it your "wife"
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Is a chin strap worse than a neckbeard? It's all I can grow besides a goatee, which also bad I guess.
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>>28382299
/k/...KEEP ME POSTED
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>>28382299

>has /k/ patch
>calls someone else a douche

right bruv
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>>28388514
Stop fapping you low test faggot
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>>28388540
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>>28382299
Neckbeard thead
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>>28382379
Exactly. Are you too much of a pussy to tell them to fuck off OP?

Random neckbeards walk up and start chatting to a dudes lady and he does nothing about it but cry on the internet later on. You're so beta you made some random fatass neckbeards look like the top dog alpha males.
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>>28382299
>then naturally assume they have conversation rights with said woman.
>conversation rights
Excuse them Mr. Important, they didn't know they need a right to start a conversation with your property.

I'm sure it won't happen again.
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>>28382299
>/K/ "Magical Place"
>/K/
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>>28388540
It has nothing to do with fapping.

I fap all the time and can grow a full beard.
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>>28386334

Isn't Elm Fork still submerged under the Trinity river? I understand about Garland though. Now I drive all the way out to Quail Creek after a couple of sketch encounters back at Garland.
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>>28382299
99.5% is autist neckbear traploving weeabo retards the res 0.5% is non amerifat
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Obesity is the result of a genetic defect.

Fire up the ovens. Sweden prohibited fat people from breeding for decades. Why can't every other country do the same?
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>>28388737
That looks like a normal beard to me.
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>>28388991
Edgy
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>>28386771
>Going to the range with my wife has gotten uncomfortable several times.
that's not the first time you complain on /k/ about that right?
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>>28389012
Its not okay for two Parkinson's sufferers to get together and create a child destined for Parkinsons. The same should apply to the disease that is obesity.

It is irresponsible. Nothing edgy about it.
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Listening to fat "people" speak is genuinely sickening.

Just listen to his voice, the context doesn't matter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdn1s8FxrUg
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>>28382299

Things that never happened.
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>>28382299
>this copypasta again
eugh, reheated pasta so old it's freezerburned.
My, aren't we getting this new year off to a splendid start
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>>28389030
Edgelord


What have ypu contributed to socoety which should grant you the right to have children?:3
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>>28386296

Rainbow Dash's Cutie Mark, it's a cute pony thing.
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>>28389030
I actually agree to a degree.

Extremaly obese people shouldn't breed, but not because it's a genetic defect (it's not) but because if you can't take care of yourself, you sure as fuck can't take care of a child.

Seriously, there should be some kind of parenting test. It's fucking crazy that literally any fucking idiot has a right to take such a responsibilty without any qualifications.
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>>28389067
>its not
It is. Sorry if you got your feelings involved, but it is genetic and can be removed via careful breeding restrictions.

http://hmg.oxfordjournals.org/content/15/suppl_2/R124.full
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>>28389067
>there should be some kind of parenting test.
No.

There are simpler methods. Spot the afflicted. Deal with them immediately. They will live out their lives happily. The only difference is that they don't have children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_sterilisation_in_Sweden

http://www.economist.com/node/155244
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ITT: so many edge that everything gets shredded to pieces
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>>28382299
it's your own fault for branding yourself with /k/ outside of the internet. The fact that you come here as a first resort and tell us that you're sure they were on disability just reinforces the fact that you were at fault.
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>>28389082
It's not.

I guarantee you that if your daily calorie intake is lower than you need, you are going to lose weight, and if it's higher, you will gain weight. It's simple fucking math.

Now of course a fuck ton of factors like the genetics, age, metabolism and other are going to affect your daily needs, but it's still the same fucking math. If you eat less than you need, there is literally no fucking way to be fat unless you are in that 0.00001% of people with rare thyroid issues.

People are getting fat because food is extremaly easy to get these days, especially junk food.

I don't fucking care how genetically perfect people you manage to breed, if they eat 50 bigmacs and drink a diet soda everyday they will be fucking obese.
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>>28389103
Prohibiting people from breeding is one thing, but fucking with their junk is too much.
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>>28389150
we should just force them into military combat roles.That seems to cull the herd pretty well already, and the ones going in currently seem to do it willingly.
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>>28389131
Genetic predisposition is what makes them think 50 Big Macs are appealing to begin with. It is a genetic problem that can be solved via simple management. A fat populace exists because health care organizations don't have the backbone necessary to protect the populace.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/food-preferences-based-genetics-how-personlized-nutrition-may-fight-depression-and-obesity-285814
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>>28389165
Don't force them to do anything.

Just identify the bad genes, remove their ability to produce active sperm/eggs and let them go on with their lives.
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>>28389165
Conscription? It's not really a way to go anymore.

Why would you want a conscript with low morale and skills if you have willing volunteers and veterans with both high morale and skills?
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>>28389184
>don;t force them to do anything, just force them to undergo reconstructive genital surgery or chemical castration

Somehow, forcing them to join the military seems more humane.
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>>28389175
>Genetic predisposition is what makes them think 50 Big Macs are appealing to begin with.
No, it's a resultant of thousands of factors, including genetics.

Saying it's 100% genetics is like saying you being an idiot is 100% genetics.
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So edgelords tell me why should you be allowed to breed but fat people not? Im sure you are the pinnacle of humanity, sky high iq and body like arnold if not imo you should be shot on the field and fed to dogs because you dont help human evolution move forward you genetically trash useless oxygenwasters
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>>28389222
Even if it is 70% genetics, there is still something that could be done about it.

It is an epidemic and no one is willing to do anything about it.
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The fat reserves found in fatbodies can be used as an alternative source of biodiesel.

Over 19 billion pounds of biodiesel are currently walking around on this planet. Why not put them to use? They are all miserable, angry "people" to begin with.
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>>28389228
It's far less than 70%, it's not even a major factor, if anything the upbringing and education are the major ones.

Maybe instead of trying to make people unable to breed, try actually making them smart and responsible. Will work out a lot better I assure you.
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>>28389260
You could be used to feed the lions in the zoo. Why dont you jump over the fence already? You are just a sad angry edgelord anyway
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>>28386334
>go to gun range in Garland for gf's birthday
>bring my new WASR I haven't had the opportunity to shoot yet
>fudd at the counter tells me I can't shoot the FMJ AK food I brought because some asshole thought it was a good idea to build a housing complex downrange
>make me pay $50 for 60 rounds of Silver Bear JSPs
Yeah fuck those guys
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>>28382644
Seriously, what's the deal with this meme?
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>>28389260
Pretty efficient engines too when fat/lipids are used.
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>>28382644
shutup /fa/ggot
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>>28389294
>fudd at the counter tells me I can't shoot the FMJ
How are they even still in buisness
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>>28389131
What determines daily calorie intake?

>Rules of behavioral genetics
>1. To a first approximation, everything is entirely heritable [a term of art meaning genetically heritable, i.e., not environmentally transmitted]
>2. There are exceptions to rule 1.
>3. If a liberal tells you something is an exception to rule 1, he is wrong.
>4. There are no exceptions to rule 3.
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>>28389225
So far, I seem to be taking care of the whole "not reproducing" thing just great without government help.
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>>28389301
Huh... I've made grease containers for that company.
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>>28389340
>What determines daily calorie intake?
Education, upbringing, events you experience during your life, genetics, and fucking thousands of other factors.
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>>28382696
>an autistic sperglord who does what ever he wants because he's "Anonymous"
>him telling a guy who likes to be punished everyday to kill himself
No, u
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>>28389340
> everything is entirely heritable
So fucking wrong it hurts.

I assure you that if Hitler would have a child and would leave in in a forest, that child sure as fuck wouldn't grow to rule over Germany, it wouldn't even grow to speak any language.
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>>28389103
This is a great idea

They should apply it to the Muslims as well
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>>28389175
>that pic
Blade was awesome

anyway, a lot of food preferences are based simply on gut flora

eat a bunch of sugar, bread, starch, and crap? your digestive tract only craves sugar,
eat like some dirty hippy? tract only likes plants and lean protein, horrible greasy,sugary shit now leads to horrible opiate tier constipation or gives you the runs like opiate withdrawal
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>>28389184
Would fuck the shit out of her tbqh family
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>>28389428
There were several recent scholarly articles on the concept that obesity results from a form of over-effective gut bacteria.

We also know that taking a course of anti-biotics causes anti-biotic weight gain, both in humans and in livestock.

Not that it excuses being fat, you should still diet an exercise, but there are plenty of non genetic fattening factors.
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>>28389314
No fucking clue, they are probably in business from all the people shooting their durr rifles with soft points or ballistic tips. The biggest thing though is that the Silver Bear JSPs retail at about $0.31 per round and these douchelords are selling theirs for $0.83 per round. Fuck Garland Gun Range.
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>>28389454
its still the food you eat
eating too much
eating too much crap
eating too much sterile food
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>>28389472
usually, yes, but not always. Anti-biotic weight gain happens regardless of your diet. As long as you have flora in your gut, it will happen to you too,
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>>28388514
That depends on whether or not you actually groom the damn thing
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>>28389487
poor gut flora causes health problems though
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>>28389504
You don't seem to understand how anti-biotic weight gain works. It doesn't matter if your gut flora is "good" or "bad".
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>>28388737
that's my club kek

always full of literal fat old fudds shooting muzzleloaders and newfags because they let non-members shoot.
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>>28382299
> I realize that 99.5% of this board is made of functional, self-aware adults.
I laughed
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>>28389512
Im not talking about anti-biotic weight gain, I never fucking was, you were faggot
Im talking about if you eat like shit you get poor results like being a fatass or gut flora horror like C.diff colitis
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>>28382299

Fat people are great. Their appearance alone tells you everything you need to know about them: they're physically inferior to you and in order to reach that size requires a mental inferiority as well.

I worked management of a call center during college and I would always hire the fatties. They stayed employed as callers several magnitudes longer than any athletic counterpart and sitting down and eating in between calls is what they're used to, it's what they do to fill time outside of work, and is a form of recreation for them.
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>>28389528
then why did you reply to me, faggot?
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>>28389543
you replied to me first you cock-sucker
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>>28382299
OP was wearing the same cargo shorts and hoodie, and his gf was a landwhale

the /k/ommandos probably saw another one of their kind
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>>28389053
How's that less autistic than a /k/ patch?
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>>28388991
Because America would cease to exist over 1 and a half generations later.
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>>28390892
Not necessarily. Poor Americans and urban dindus would be wiped out. But outside of that, everyone would be fine.
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>>28390913
He said FAT not BLACK.
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>>28389299
I'm not sure. Everyone around here wears them.
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>>28382299
So what did they say to your wife that upset you? Was it that they kept directing the conversation to your wife instead of you or did they hit on her? I can see getting upset about something like that but if it upset me there I would have put a stop to it like interrupted their convo answering for my wife whatever questions they had. If it continued then I might have just shot them seen as guns were already their available on the table.
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>>28388514

Yes. A chin strap - to me, at least - says low education and probably criminal background/meth use.
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>>28388969

Garland has turned into the low-income/meme/dorito dust in the action range.
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>>28391001

There wasn't a "conversation." This is the third or fourth time this has happened and, she ignores it.

My issue was with the persistence and lingering.

They were no threat - creepers aren't. The total lack of manners and awareness, plus the attempt at forced familiarity is what bothered me.
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>>28391973
third or fourth time and you havent told them to back off? and this is your wife? grow a fucking pair bro and let them know your her MAN.
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>>28390924
Black women would almost universally be covered by this proposal
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Nice blog post

Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
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>>28390824
therin lies the joke
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