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>>28372076
God why?
TIPPY TOP LEL
>>28372076
Just remember kids, the only thing more retarded than stolen valor are the people who get antsy about stolen valor
>>28372076
fuck your stolen valor.
Ill wear what the fuck I want and if you welfare queens wanna try me you are gonna get stabbed in the fucking neck.
>>28372512
Woah, we got a badass over here
>>28372512
Thank you for your service!
>>28372512
>>28372512
*tips*
>when autists talk about autists going completely autistic over muh stolen valor
God forbid anyone wear anything they pickup at the surplus store. They are clearly attempting to pass themselves off as a veteran. What makes these people different than soccer moms going into a blazing rage over someone having a gun?
>>28372462
This
when i wear my flecktarn no one ever asks why i'm stehlen tapferkeit
>>28372512
Stank u 4 my cervix
>>28372512
O shit internet tough guy alert
>walk through your neighborhood
>see a weird-ass kid wearing flecktarn pants
>STOLEN VALOR - NO WAY HE SERVED IN THE BUNDESWEHR
>jump on the target, secure him by twisting his arms behind his back and tying them with OD green tactical paracord that you ordered from Amazon
>compress his lungs by pressing your knee against his chest
>the kid's oxygen bottle falls on your foot
>"WEAPON, WEAPON, WEAPON"
>pull out your VP9
>pump fifteen rounds of G2R R.I.P. into his upper body
>SHOTS FIRED
>two hit the target, five hit his mom and the rest neutralize his wheelchair (possible escape vehicle)
>frothy lung blood splatters on your 5.11 Tactical pants
>STOP RESISTING
>reload
>tactical press check, just like in your Travis Haley DVDs
>pump another fifteen rounds into him
>scan left and right to break out of tunnel vision
>"Your Honor, I swear I didn't know he was eight."
>>28373165
holy mother of keks!
>>28373165
not laughed this much for ages
Seriously though I never understood the autism over stolen valor. Unless some dude is trying to pass as an operator, what's the difference between wearing a patch from your favorite SOF versus wearing a sports jersey?
>>28373329
You don't get the military discount at Taco Bell for wearing a sports jersey.
>>28372076
>go to mall
>see someone wearing patriots jersey
>see Tom Brady on the back with his number
>am the biggest patriots fan ever
>take out my camera
>"Hey so you're Tom Brady"?
>He looked confused, i knew that little bastard was caught in the act
>"So what team do you play for"
>says he doesn't play for any team
>"Nope, Tom Brady plays for a team"
>"Can i see your contract"
>he is completely clueless, doesn't know what contract im talking about, know i have that bastard talk
>"you are not tom brady you imposter! stolen valor! stolen valor!"
>whole mall starts staring at us, probably wondering why anyone would pretend to be tom brady
>guy gives me a weird stare, knows hes been exposed and starts walking away
>"YOU ARE NOT TOM BRADY US PATRIOTS FANS WENT THROUGH BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS JUST SO TOM BRADY COULD GET ALL THOSE SUPERBOWL RINGS STOLEN VALOR"
>>28372512
>>28373494
should have used those people who wear jerseys with their own name, not NFL jerseys
oh wait, people get butthurt about that too
>>28373494
Tom Brady is love...
>Tom Brady is life...
