New Year’s Resolutions
Dispose of all the bodies.
Learn more words.
Let everybody go.
Burn down the barn.
Sell this place.
Move to the city/Seattle.
Thaw out a frozen store bought chicken when I have an urge/crisis.
No more victims blaming.
Sell the van.
Pay for things.
Be honest about my feelings.
Get my parents a grave.
Volunteer at the battered women’s homeless shelter.
Finally, goto a /k/ meetup innawoods.
Try to blend in.
>>28371083
Herpes/10
Would still fuck
>>28371083
Continue hardening my body with non lethal rounds.
Move up to 223 this year.
Overcome the fear of 223 training killing me. Pic related. 1/4 in. steel plate test.
>>28371083
bump
>>28371083
Buy my first handgun
Improve my groupings with iron sights
>>28371083
Obvious trap is obvious
>>28371083
Shoot more YouTube Videos. Do more videos on the weapons history of Pennsylvania - Long Rifle, Deringer, Valley Forge, DuPont.
>>28371083
Buy more steel targets
Buy more ammo
Let stress fractures heal (IDK, this isn't really a resolution, but GODDAMMIT)
Into gunz
Take a Project Appleseed course
Buy Garand (in Shitcago so no scary black rifles)
Build trench gun
Compete in 3-gun (Heavy Metal for preference)
Get back into shape (see item 1)
Git gud at dancing (srs, see item 1)
Speculative: find job in New Orleans, dance every night and own all the guns I want
A man's gotta dream big.
>>28371083
>Thaw out a frozen store bought chicken when I have an urge/crisis.
http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2006/03/eating-your-dog-and-having-sex-with.html
Get a 300 on PT test, by the end of the year at least.
>get a Garand or any semiauto rifle in 30-06
>buy the fucking dies that I need for my bench
>lose weight
>lose A LOT of weight
>get a job.
>>28371083
> move to city/Seattle.
You became a giant faggot with that.
Start coming in to work on time
Start running more
Go camping at least four or five times
Finally buy/build an AR
Learn to shoot handguns better
Finally get my CC permit
Lose the 10 pounds that I gained in 2015
In no particular order
>>28372903
Thank you for the insight. Im not eating my fucking dog though. Great link non the less.
>Find more slimy meth chicks to take shitty photos of
>Keep up my cancerous shitposting
(literally cancerous, my mom actually has cancer)
>Continue to swell my ego even though I'm a smelly brown pile of fat fuck
>lose some weight
>be doing a near 300 PFT by may
>manage my money well enough so I can buy at least my first handgun, build my first AR15, and get my truck fixed up
>install a leveling kit on my truck, by myself
>maybe get my first NFA item (probably not)
>not fuck up school this semester
>>28374209
Am I to take this as admission by omission that you fuck dead chickens?
Oh, you were talking about cooking it...never mind.
>>28372867
Why is your wife so fat Andy???
>>28374499
I did not rape the neighbor's chicken. That chicken wanted it. It was a giant slut. Everybody knows it.
Now, the restraining order and all that shit.
Store bought frozen chicken is a reduction in lifestyle to be avoided.
>>28372870
Steel targets in the evenings throw off huge sparks for added funs.
>>28371083
Drop my yearly NDs below 5
>>28374004
hate to break it to you but garands are shit
>>28371083
Jesus Christ OP, you are a faggot.
Anyway here's mine:
Get back to the gym
Train more with my pistol
Build pic related
Start dating again
Write my representatives
Get into college/tech school (in progress actually, waiting on replies back)
Worst part of this? I'm 23. I feel like I took to long.
>>28376011
The fuck? Son, you need to take some safety classes.
>>28376023
Hate to break it to you but you're a faggot.
>>28371083
Finish converting anti-funs mother to funs.
Acquire Garand
Build AR 15.
Well, it's time for mylife.com
Get dat security job
Get guns
Get the fuck out of here
And the usual "hit the gym" and all thoses.
It looks good enough.
I resolve to stop being a lazy fuck and do more reloading.
I will bother my arse to do case prep and so have ammo on hand, when I need it, and not have to go to the gunstore at the last minute.
>>28371083
Close the gap with my friend in shooting competitions.
>>28371083
>try not to laugh at the shitskin acts of peace coming to a commie euro shitdump near you
>make more money
>get a fuckbuddy or perhaps a gf if the women are somehow respectable
>try not to hate on the intellectually less fortunate
>tone down the degeneracy, right now its subjectively high
>be more organized
>get back in the gym after my injury layoff
>keep cleaner surroundings (really just means dust more im pretty clean for the most part)
Enlist after I graduate
Get a 20" upper for my AR, maybe a complete lower for it too, why the fuck not
Get a P-01
Get an HK P2000sk 9mm
Get a 12 Gauge
Get an HK93 clone or PTR 91
Get a plate carrier + plates
Get a solid 3 to 5 day bag
Stock up some more on ammo
>>28371083
i wanna fuck a qt
>>28371083
If I haven't managed to change my life by this time, 2017...eat a bullet.
