You're spending a lazy day at home, watching a 8/10 documentary on the Great War and shitposting on /k/. You couldn't be more cozy.
Just as you're getting ready to make a thread asking what AK you should buy, a droning wail startles you so badly, your 18" dragon dildo flies out of your ass and knocks out your cat.
>"ATTENTION. ATTENTION."
>"THIS IS NOT A TEST."
>"AT 13:45 EST, SEVERAL LARGE GROUPS OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE AMBULATORY SKELETONS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN:"
>"PENNSYLVANIA, NEVADA, LOUISIANA, SOUTH DAKOTA, SOUTH CAROLINA, MAINE AND MARYLAND."
>"IMMEDIATELY REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL FEMA CAMP FOR FORCED LABO- FURTHER INFORMATION."
>"THE SKELETONS ARE HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE AND APPEAR WITHOUT WARNING. THEY ARE CAPABLE OF CONVERTING HUMANS INTO SKELETONS. DO NOT ENGAGE THE SKELETONS IN ANY WAY.
>"THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT."
What's the plan, /k/?
Better drink my milk.....its boning time.
Spoopy7me
Good thing skeletons arent real
>>28345354
>South Dakota
You faggot, I'm the only person on this board from there. Guess I'll put on my chest rig, best suited "tactical" clothing for this time of year, grab canteens and AR and be on high alert.
>>28345354
Gee its a great thing I live in Washington
Go see if I can find a livestream of the skellies
>>28345354
What's the plan /k/? I think the plan is to thank you for such a great thread. Thank you OP, really, it's means a lot to me.
>>28345354
Weep because I'm not back in the states to help defend my homeland of PA and fight off the skellington hordes
>>28345354
man how do you even fight skeletons as a civilian
>>28345354
>>28345354
Not worry as I have Shrek, rare pepes and many other meme to protect me.
Load up a bar with five plates and put it on my lawn
Skellies are scared of deadlifts
>>28345443
All we can do is contribute more than the kids shit
>>28345511
Personally, I'd go with some makeshift armor to protect my man-flesh (they convert you by ripping it off) and a primary with a fairly long reach like a poleaxe.
Secondary would be an obligatory mace
>>28345628
Do you think going for a shot on the spine with a 12g would work?
>>28345750
Probably, I just always loved the sound skeletons make in games when you hit them and I was hoping it'd be the same in a theoretical skellie invasion
Imagine pissed off skeletons from the civil war marching in formation with seized ar15s and AKs, the drumers playing the xylophone on their ribs. The grey and blue unified to convert new troops and steal milk all over the country side.
>>28345443
hot rifle
if the skellingtons were coming i'd grab my sks and a ballpeen hammer. then i'd start boarding up my first floor windows. what happens after that depends on the skellies.
>>28345354
I ready my 12 ga for max bone breaking power
If it works on the kleers from SS than it will work on skellies
Also grab a baseball bat
>>28345354
Make sure the kitty is okay after being KO'd.
>>28345354
Good thing I bought that holy avenger off of eBay
grind them for low level weapons and small amounts of XP
>>28345396
They are, Anon. One of them is inside you right now....
>>28345398
I know for a fact there are at least 2 of you fags on this board
I want to bone the bones
>>28345853
Bonniyya and Clydehmed
>>28346346
Location?? I'm like 30 miles away from that shit hole Huron.
why fight it?
>>28345450
>no bad time skeleton
>>28345398
There's more than just you.
>>28346979
Brookings here
>>28345398
I'm fucking off to the Black Hills, smoking some dope and shotgunning some spoopers in the woods. Just like my ancestors did.
post skeleton battle kits
things to consider:
>skellies can reanimate after being defeated depending on their calcium intake, usually a 15% chance, but places like Wisconsin may see calcium-enriched hordes capable of forming bone hulks. it's wise to bury or otherwise incapacitate loose bones.
>skeletons favor melee almost exclusively, but aren't particularly strong or lithe. protection from blunt objects is paramount.
>skeletons are relentless in their pursuit, but if they haven't noticed you yet, this may work in your favor. try lobbing small objects in a harmless direction to distract them.
>>28349372
>>skeletons are relentless in their pursuit, but if they haven't noticed you yet, this may work in your favor. try lobbing small objects in a harmless direction to distract them.
An RC car would be wonderful, then. Perhaps we can get them tired and one shot them.
