Sup /k
I am house sitting a place for the holidays and there was a break in on Christmas eve while I was out, now scared the fuckers come back I stay in every night hoping one breaks in again.
Any good ideas on Traps I can set up around the house?
Yourself maybe?
>buy Japanese school girl outfit and a good wig
>wait in the dark for burglars
>????????
>profit
>>28343136
Fairly certain it's illegal to trap your home.
Get a powerful spring, like one used in car suspension. Bolt it to your wall and secure a knife to the end. Pull it back so it springs forward when you release it, and then hook it up to a catch so it is released when a door is opened.
>>28343173
Not from the US of a Buddy
>>28343194
You disgust me.
>>28343212
Report that shit and hide.
Marbles
Ice
Hot door handles
>>28343173
>>28343189
Its not illegal in the US, but if that fucker survives then you'll have to pay for his medical expenses. So every trap has to be lethal.
>>28343121
>scared the fuckers come back
>hoping one breaks in again
Lookin' like a fake stories general.
If you'd so much as glanced at Google you'd probably have found this: https://archive.org/details/FM_5_31_Booby_Traps_
Pretty sure most castle doctrines don't cover traps.
You will get legally fucked.
>>28343121
Bailey Jay.
>>28343121
Alarms are still safe. Surplus air raid sirens can be tripped by a variety of ways and are quite violent indoors. Air horns (semitruck/train) can be mounted close to exits. Strobe lights and flash bulbs too.
>>28345929
http://www.amazing1.com/products/phasor-pain-field-generator-with-remote-control-140db.html
Phasor pain field generators if sirens aren't /k/ enough. Counts as sound so its not an attack ...technically.