>Be in California
>Go to Bass Pro Shop.
>Cousin wants to transfer ownership of 5 guns to me because he can't store them on campus property.
>Get past the firearms checkout at the front door after about 45 minutes.
>Get up to the gun counter.
>It's a god damn zoo.
>Finally get our number called.
>"Do you have a CA DOJ Firearm Safety Certificate?"
>No, It was never a requirement before.
>"well as of January last year it is"
>Fine.
>Take 30 question test, pass it, pay $25 in fees.
>They take the guns into the backroom
>Come back with like 3 other employees
>"Everything is fine but the flash suppressor on the AR is a feature." (meaning with an ACOG and no bullet button, the gun now has too many "evil features", it's illegal.)
>It's a compensator.
>My response: Well, we appreciate your time and we'll just be going no-
>My cousin: I'm 110% certain that you're wrong about this.
>BPS employee: Well, whether it's legal or not, we're not doing it, here.
>Cousin: You're wrong. We can look up the law-
>BPS employee: Either you take your firearm and leave or I'm gonna call PD.
>Go to a shop that's been around for a while and sells a shit ton of AR's
>They look at it for a minute.
>Employee 1:Hey, anon. What about this?
>Employee 2:That's a compensator.
>Employee 1: "Oh okay."
Lesson learned.
Never take an AR to the trucker hat, bass boat, taxidermy, shotgun and .22 emporium.
Or don't live in California.
What the fuck are you even bothering going through the "state process" bullshit if you're just hanging onto a family member's guns? God damn nancy boys.
>>28338174
Story is fake
This is delicious pasta
HOW ABOUT THE LESSON TO YOUR SHITPOST IS NOT TO LIVE IN JEWFORNIA?
>>28338203
>>28338208
>mfw actually went through all this shit yesterday and 2 idiots are smug about it being fake.
>>28338220
>>28338199
Quality posts.
>going to a big box to do transfers
>>28338236
cheaper.
>>28338235
You should probably wait more than a day to reuse green text.
>>28338235
>"Everything is fine but the flash suppressor on the AR is a feature." (meaning with an ACOG and no bullet button, the gun now has too many "evil features", it's illegal.)
Do some research before you try to shitpost commiefornia horror stories
>>28338246
if your time is worthless, maybe.
>>28338174
nice blog post faggot, where can i sub to your tumblr?
>>28338246
You know what's not cheaper is not doing it. You don't have to wait 10 days either.
>>28338272
I originally posted it in the early AM.
Now it's the PM and maybe I can get more insight on the whole thing.
Tomorrow I'll get home from work and the last thing I'm gonna wanna do is deal with Day/K/are.
>>28338283
>>28338294
>Fuck laws n shiet, dawg.
>>28338288
>le dumblr meem
Lookout for Paul Bunyon the manly man who dont take no shit on the internet from no feminists, everyone.
>>28338287
It was Saturday, time definitely =\= money
my experience with basspro:
>shit selection
>shit service
>understaffed
>website sucks
and these fuckers want to buy up (fuck up) cabelas
>>28338325
You're a liar. Why are you doing this?
>>28338340
Okay, I'm a liar then.
You can go now.
Go back to managing your time effectively, Detective Columbo.
>>28338356
Seriously, you could make a decent shitpost if you put a little effort into it.
>>28338385
Oh, cool.
It's shitposting 101.
>>28338174
ACOG has nothing to do with whether a rifle is featureless or not
>>28338430
What is this, Shitposting 101?
The whole story is a complete fabrication.
>>28338430
not according to hunting camos r us.
>be me
>live inshitty NY
>read this shitty post by op
>friend wants to buy ar
>sell him lower completed
>disregard unsafe act
>not one fuck given
>continue reading about shitty commiefornia
>>28338174
>College Student
>Five guns and an ACOG
>Implying College students can afford that
>>28338325
>I'm going to bitch about day/k/are
>While admitting i'm day/k/are
The police are going to show up when you go to pick your cousin's AR. You paid $25 to become a felon.
Well done, shithead.
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>>28338487
what you didnt spend all your student loans on guns?
>>28338487
He had a job on his break.
Literally put all of his money into a gaming PC, firearms and reloading shit.
>>28338513
>Student loans
Full scholarship courtesy of the Army.
I am from a "ban" state but jesus christ something about you California fucks and obeying. Might as well just give your guns away if your going to comply with ridiculous laws just to hold onto firearms
>>28338174
Thank god I live in a free country.
I have no choice but to live in CA if I want some delicious Asian girls.
I have yellow fever and it is not going to be cured anytime soon.
>>28338530
right, I guess I'll just go and buy some guns from jamal off the street corner.
Please, reiterate what and how we should not comply with laws here.
I'm genuinely curious.
>>28338546
Muh dick - the post
>transferring guns
>>28338199
>thinks the problem is California
It's shit, I'll give you that, but gander mountain, bass pro, and cabelas are in general fudd infestation centers.
>>28338546
A man who would give up his rights for asian girls deserves neither his rights nor asians
>>28338235
Your bait is fake,. How do I know? Because if it was really California, you'd have to wait 6 months to a year to get your test results back.
>>28338646
The problem is California and the plantation mentality it breeds. These two kids are actually spending upwards of $150 on state fees to accomplish absolutely nothing besides being in compliance with some dumb shit law that can't be enforced.
All they're going to do is take the guns and put them in a closet and they think "well we can't just do that, better tell daddy government"
>>28338546
>Houston
>>28338174
>Get past the firearms checkout at the front door after about 45 minutes.
Of that whole story this is the part that I don't get. Why do people put up with this? Stand there like a sheep for 45 minutes waiting for "service"?!
I would have left about 43minutes before you did anon.
>>28338546
Do a semester abroad in Korea or something. If you're not in college do a monthly trip to China.
Anything is better than subjecting yourself to that shit for the rest of your life. Get a hold of yourself.
Also, white girls are better.
You voluntarily paid $125 to the California government, and wasted an afternoon in ass pro shops?
Nice try OP, but you dun goofd on the ACOG flash hider part. The only people you're fooling are europeans.
>>28338174
stupid question.. were these firearms owned prior to the long gun registry?
>yes
You dense motherfucker, you didn't need to do this at all.
>no
why the fuck did you go to bass pro anyway for this?
>>28339008
The whole thing is fake, dumbass.
>>28339020
I skimmed the greentext before posting that.
Now that I've re-read it.. yeah OP is fake and gay.
>>28338646
But it is California you fucking twat. The Bass Pro in my state is fudd-tastic but this level of insanity does not happen there, EVER.
Fuck you, fuck your state, and fuck the mindset that your denizens are being conditioned with by your "state representatives".
People at Bass Pro or Turners are just salespeople. They don't show jack about guns. Just do your business at an independent shop.
>>28338203
Not him, but I was buying a colt from a friend of mine during sandy hook, while he was selling lots of them to others for a high mark up he game me good deal.
Anyways, we go to the counter and yeah, all the guns on the rack are fudd rifles and shot guns and I had the only AR in the whole Bass Pro and everyone from customers to the staff were looking at me funny like. and when I was field stripping it for just a final inspection, the neck beard at the counter was telling me not to do it cause I might break something and my friend shut him down by telling him that were were Marines.
I can't believe some people don't know that the AR-15 can have the upper and lower separated.
>>28338246
>cheaper.
The price of PPTs is set by statute, mate.
>>28338174
>no bullet button
regardless of whatever other shit you have on it, this right here would make it illegal in commiefornia. your story is stupid and you should go and stay go.
>>28341299
I was weirded out when I learnt it had two receivers. Boy, no wonder it was such an unreliable piece of shit in Vietnam. Like that. Oh, and I thought the buffer tube was a shock absorber.
Fortunately, I got better. Everybody's a noob at everything at first.
>>28338546
So many steps only to cut the fucking grass. Fuckng asians.
>>28338546
>>28338666
This. Move to Houston nigga. Not like Houston isn't a hot mess of a fucking city, though.
This thread is adorable
>>28341638
>Doesn't know about featureless
Talk about stupid.
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>>28338174
>mfw i work at a gander in blessed Texas
>>28338174
why didn't your cousin just drive to your house and hand you the guns?
>>28338646
what the fuck is your point?
Do you go to Autozone for advice on building a racecar?
>>28341299
My friends dad, who owns 2 fuddy ARs, tells everyone how I am some autistic savant because I pulled the take down pin and removed the BCG on my MCX in a few seconds. I felt like I fumbled with pin a bit too long but that shit blew him away. To think that someone could "field strip" a rifle while standing up and holding "all those pieces" in his hands, made his day I guess.
I was just showing the guy the basic differences between an MCX and an AR. swapable barrels, piston, buffer assembly. He could understand what I meant when I said the buffer is contained in the upper reciever "It looks just like my rifles"
>folding stock related
my fucking dad has asked me a few times if "that gun is even legal." and my grandpa, who owns tons of rifles including two M1 asked if it was fully automatic.
fudds man, holy shit
>>28342620
couldnt* understand
>>28338509
That place is a zoo, and underwhelming. I still go to Sportsmans most of the time.
>>28338174
Yeah that test now needs to be taken yearly. Took mine about a year ago, have to take it again to buy a new rifle. I remember the good old days when I lived in Tucson AZ. Took me 10 minutes to buy an AK
>>28338665
Speak the truth!
California isn't bad if you are a fudd. Ill admit most of my firearms are fudd guns, But I also have a few funz.
>Move to the south for Army from Colorado (post July 2013 jewkike mag limit that no one follows).
>Go to "Gunshow", the biggest one in town
>Its literally a shitshow of bubba's beater AKs, fuddrifles and stickers
>Go to a gunshow
>Tactical rifles that are total absolute garbage unless I visit a store that's within a 2 mile radius from post owned and ran by veterans
The south blows. Who gives a shit about lax gun laws if the gun shops suck to begin with what a joke.
>>28342992
>not buying firearms at the PX
You know they price match to anything thing 200 miles right? And black fridaythey do 20% off entire purchase. And your first purchase on a star card is 10% off (cards max is $1200 if i recall).
So find a rifle you want at PX, they want $3000. Price match it down to $2800. Total is $2240 because 20% off black friday. Max out star card with first $1200 and get anothee $120 off because 10% first-purchase savings. Then pay cash for the remaining $1040. Then pay off $1080 star card the following Monday.
You just bought a 3k rifle for $2120.
>>28343032
fucking brilliant
>>28343032
>Buying a $3k rifle
Sounds exactly like something someone in the army would do
>>28338695
People have other interests other than just guns you know.
>>28343087
what is a SCAR?
and the point is you can get huge discounts if you play it right. A $1000 rifle becomes ~$700
>>28338174
>be in Louisiana
>go to Brass Pro Shop
>a year or so before Ass Pro started selling high capacity assault clips and Ay Ar Semi-truck-automatic raifuls
>family trip to look at home defense pistols for the mom and sis
>mom starts browsing pistols
>350 pound trucker hat wearing, fudd camo concealed, lard bucket lurches out from some door behind the gun cases
>asks if we need help
>mother says shes just looking
>me, having not seen the rest of the gun racks, ask if they have any milsurp or any Springfield M1A rifles (the other stores in town had some)
>I could hear the shit clear out his rectum and make its way up into his brain
>"We don't carry your kind here"
>all of a sudden a booming beam of light breaks through the substandard ceiling and shines upon the gun case clerk
>the power of fudd compels me
>I agree that they serve no place in gods green heaven, America
>We converse about pump actions and lever actions
>I buy a mint condition vet bring back all matching K98 off of him which belonged to his grandfather
>drill and tap the receiver and put a montecarlo Reatree™ stock on it
>He also sells me a truck
>I go home and beat my wife
>My wife leaves me and takes my truck
>I am become fudd, destroyer of milsurp
>I go to a bar and cry into my beer
>mfw
>>28338453
>What is this, Shitposting 101?
>>28338399
>It's shitposting 101.
Apparently
>>28338174
>hey anon you want my guns?
>but don't we have to go through some terribly invasive state process to transfer them?
>lol fuck california, they don't have a gun registry despite trying here you go
>thanks bro
>leave the state because fuck cali
>>28343124
Was that story true up to the bit about not having your kind there?
>>28338199
this. you're a fag. lock up his guns in your safe and don't get your house raided. and if your house gets raided then you're probably a scumbag so why am i even talking to you go fuck yourself heathen.
>>28343333
also checkem
>>28338646
If cabelas wasn't fucking expensive I would go there more often.
Only place I can buy 9mm under 21 because I'm going to use it in my "long rifle".
>>28338174
>paying to transfer guns
is this what cuckolding feels like?
>>28338604
Damn you cuckifonia boys are lame.
>>28338527
>Literally put all of his money into a gaming PC, firearms, and reloading shit.
You just described the upper echelons of /K/.
>>28338174
>Bass Pro Shop.
>California
Rancho Cucamonga or one of the ones up north? I can't speak for the NorCal locations but the Rancho one is pretty fuddtastic.
>>28338546
Beside it being clumsy as fuck the moves are at least sort of correct.
Honestly, opening a gun shop/range in a predominantly liberal area sounds like a pretty good racket. No one knows the appropriate price for the merch, you would make a killing in 'beginners firearm courses', and every time some bitch grouses about a death merchant in town, it's just more publicity for you.
>>28343342
>My response: Well, we appreciate your time and we'll just be going no-
Fuck, you cunts are turning into australia
>>28343607
that's what happened in Ann Arbor with Ann Arbor Arms.
They have some crazy brick and mortar markup. Even then, they had enough sales to quadruple their store space building a completely new location. Everything about that store is just overpriced but they are the only "gun store" in this liberal shithole.
>>28343647
huh?
