If /k/ was asked to fight the war in the middle east by the UN, How would they go about it? How would they fight it and then keep the peace after they've won the war.
>>28331504
dip all forms of ammunition in pigs blood and bless all equipment with holy water
>>28332295
This is the same tier of strategy as not aiming because if Allah wants you to hit the target you will.
>be innacontrol of US military
>total media blackout
>remove reporter
>release press statement saying only, war is about bringing to bear as much violence as possible against your enemy, and to incite as much chaos within their command structure, until he is no longer capable of effectively responding
and pretty much just let the US roll through, maybe keep going east.
>>28332295
Is radiation a holy water
>>28332295
This is the epitome of fuddlore.
"If only the military weren't run bah libruhls we'd just walk our pigs on leashes around town and muslims would disappear!!!"
Holy fuck. This has been parroted for the last 14 years, being unintentionally/maliciously exposed to pork will not bar a muslim from entering their imagined paradise.
>>28334648
>videos of US brutality get on the internet because everyone has cameras now days
>people in the US see the videos because the internet exists
>Vietnam war outrage in US x1000
>people in the Middle East see the videos because the internet exists
>videos used as recruiting material for insurgent groups, people are convinced that joining said insurgent groups is the only way they can have a chance of insuring their family's safety from the foreign invaders
>Russia sends support to rebels, turns into a proxy war with Russia
>US loses the war
Any more bright ideas?
>>28336770
>total media blackout
are you slow, can you read, how did you get on the internet
>>28336791
>modern cell phones with cameras aren't a thing
>liveleak isn't a thing
>groups like Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently don't exist
It doesn't matter if the media doesn't report on it anymore now days, the information will still spread.
>>28336813
Not that guy, but it's common practice for genocidal regimes to turn off cell phone towers before a raid.
>>28331504
>>28331504
Nuclear hellfire is a reasonable option in order to calm down waters never been still in 3 fucking thousand years there.
>>28336962
There's still Turkey left, the ones to blame for almost everything.
>Israel is a problem because it exist
>Iran is a problem because state sponsored terrorism
>ISIS is problem because they are terrorist
>SOLUTION
>Let ISIS "steal" a few nukes from "Iran"
>Let them blow up major cities in the Middle East
>Entire world goes apeshit Destroys ISIS
>Everyone in Middle East dead
>No more more bitchy Israel
>Middle east is finally at peace
