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>>28327469
black powder for days
>>28327469
>>28327499
>>28327515
>>28327491
Do you even operate?
>>28327524
Fangs are weapons.
>tfw no catgirl gf to sink her fangs into your flesh while she claws you and purrs
>>28327556
>>28327567
>>28327469
There is also a thread on a, in case this one dies.
>>>/a/135272604
I think I fucked up that quote but you get the idea
>>28327499
come to the TS
>>28327583
>>28327596
No.
>>28327530
im pretty sure a g36 would melt in a lava factory
Some people never look up.
>>28327608
Just shoot the bitch jesus
>>28327602
>>28327602
I have GQ questions though
>>28327617
>>28327621
Then ask in the GQ thread.
>>28327628
>>28327617
that feel when no crazy lesbian finnish commando stalking you
>>28327628
k
Are husbandos ok?
how come no one in japan has a nose?
>>28327651
>>28327669
There has to be a real-life HCLI with a qt princess in charge of it somewhere.
>>28327675
>>28327605
Not with that attitude
You need GUTS
>>28327697
Depends on the artist, one one end in Upotte the manga and anime completley omit noses, while the guy who does all the JoJo series loves drawing noses.
>>28327767
JoJo is pretty much Western Influence: The Series though
>>28327530
no, but Kino sure does.
>>28327775
hiroaki samura draws noses, just look at any mangaka who draws in a "realistic" style.
>>28327750
>>28327775
Well yeah, it looks more a french fantasy strip than something from japan. Berserk also has good noses, though again he's also an outlier from other mangakas in being OCD about his stuff.
Groundless Chapter 4 is almost done with QA, check Batoto and the Wiki in a few hours to see it.
To ProofreaderAnon:
>why isn't baby dead?
Because the disease is slow and agonizing. It will take many weeks, if not months, for it to fully kill a person.
>why didn't she just say no?
Because she had no power to say it. If she said no, she and the baby would probably die of starvation or something, plus she felt guilty for bringing Nadia into that sort of situation in the first place.
Also, to anyone who cares about those Upotte doujin: Eggplant man has a new one out for HK-33, similar vein as ERO and FNC.
>>28327839
speaking of french comics, didn't moebius name his daughter after nausicca?
he was buddies with miyazaki if i remember.
>no Arma 3 loli mod that I am aware of
Life sure is hard
>>28327915
plenty for fallout though
>>28327949
when you say loli my dick is falling out of my pants
>>28327469
my grandfather was an aircraft mechanic in the ARMY during WWII. raised a family of 6 kids on his cattle ranch in Texas when he got out. worked until he was 80, tending about 60 head of beef cattle, building fences, toting them to slaughter, the whole deal. one tough mother.
anyway, when he was 82 he had a massive stroke and lost movement in the whole left side of his body. became confined to a wheelchair and could barely talk for the last few years of his life. i was there with him during the summers and the holidays those last few years as he waisted away. he never said much because it was such a struggle for him to talk. usually just tried to tell us how much he loved us. when i went to see him in the hospital during his last few days he weakly motioned me over close to him because he wanted to say something to me. he looked straight into my eyes as he gathered his failing wit to tell me the last words he would ever speak to me. with the most serious intent he could muster in his frailty he told me, and i quote,"anime makes you gay".
What the fuck is up with all these anime fags
>>28328076
We're mentally diseased
Best to leave us to our own kind
>>28328076
ak fags mad as fuck that we are using /ak/ and they have to settle for /akg/
>>28328261
Sneeki Breeki/10
>>28329546
took me a while to figure this one out
>Oh hey Greta, I'm training with my CCW. You planning on carrying for self-defense too?
>No, no, American. Zis gun is for hunting.
>Hunting what, Greta?
>Soviet.
>>28329602
Plz explain.
I've been staring at it for 10 straight minutes.
>>28329679
Kraut wants to bail
Dresses up as American MP
Says hi to actual American
Gets noticed
Not sneeki enough
>>28329679
blue eyed blond hair is an enemy soldier who tried to sneak by an MP by pretending to be an MP. look at the helmet and ripped off patch
>>28329690
>>28329720
Oh, okay. Da-, uh, thank you, komerade.
>>28329639
https://youtu.be/4g5p6b-ZZ5Y?t=59s
Huh, with that weird Negro furry filtered this thread isn't half-bad.
This thread needs more FALs.
>>28330504
prove he's a furry
>>28330504
You seem mad.
>>28330860
He did in fact say he wanted a "catgirl imouto". I don't think he understands that this is far past the level of catgirl but whatever.
I'm not going to get triggered over what people fap to. This isn't fucking /mgg/
>>28330907
that doesn't prove anything, thats not even his head
>>28330928
>when the US doesn't have the support they normally would
>>28329679
>I've been staring at it for 10 straight minutes.
God fucking damnit. I finally read this series.
Would you?
>>28331349
were you not prepared for the feels?
I was not prepared.
>>28331424
That is not what I was trying to post,damn it.
>>28331449
I would the Klondike bar tho.
>>28331442
I only cried once.
To be fair though, I did watch Jin-Roh when I was like 12.
>>28331424
>>28331449
Klondike Bar > Erwin
>>28330941
Nigger are you dumb
So who's gonna watch cold war mecha remove xenos and east and west germans try to kill each other?
>>28328261
>>28329546
Are these scenes from war movies?
>>28331555
I probably will. There's enough plot for it to stand on its own without the "plot".
>>28331570
The "plot" is fine as fuck, though.
Muv Luv is also one of the few settings where having a large amount of women in a military setting makes a bit of sense. Most of the military age dudes have been killed off due to the BETA being lean mean murder machines.
Snek
>>28331626
Waifu snek
>>28331620
I'm not exactly complaining about the "plot". I would just like a bit more balance than last time they made an anime though.
Spread the "plot" out a bit more so you don't have a block of 4 episodes with all of it and no plot happening.
>>28331620
In the grim future of the 1980's, only death and sexy Stasi officers remain.
>>28330928
What's this from?
>>28331650
Well, you should read the source material first, since anime adaptations usually butcher the fuck out of theirs. Here's a couple chapters of the LN.
https://alternativeprojects.wordpress.com/schwarzesmarken-ln-translation-page/
>>28331655
GATE. Imagine a japanese version of one of those Baen pulp novels. Now add in war crime denial and BLACK OPS.
>>28331665
Less butchery pls. A man can dream.
>>28331673
>muv luv
>less butchery
www
tomino aint got shit on kookie
>>28330928
>the scene that rustled so many jimmies
>implying most the rekt was from JSDF
>implying it wasn't Rory
>>28330928
Maybe I was wrong in thinking this wasn't JDSF wank
>>28331690
Durr USA #1! Americans cannot be killed! hurr US operators operating blind are more effective than foreigners with real time satellite assistance durr!
>>28331746
New film subs when?!
>>28331832
You mean subs for the second film about anime subs?
>>28330928
ONLY MILITARY TO EMPLOY BLACK MEN
>>28327767
Late SBR was so great. I know it was monthly but damn, the art was worth it.
>>28331869
The first 20ish minutes are already subbed.
>>28331746
I wish they had gone with a whole different scenario than have the US go in without UAV and satellite support.
>>28331746
>JSDFIDF
>>28331502
>Klondike Bar > Erwin
heresy
>>28331832
Hello, fellow Warthunder player
Why does /k/ like this show? I thought the point of /k/ approved anime was realistic depiction of weapons and weapon use. Even the wiki gives this show a 5/5 for hardware authenticity:
http://amagicalplace.wikia.com/wiki//k/_Approved_Anime
But this show is full of bullshit. Dual weilding being used to effect, melee weapons being used on par with firearms, a girl swinging dao around on ropes. The whole show just feels like a 14 year old Hot Topic customer's idea of what being bad ass is, and this fucking bitch is the epitome of it.
Why have you lied to me /k/?
>>28332498
because everyone loves Revy and Balalaika
EVERYONE
>>28332507
Revy is a character that my high school girlfriend would have made in an RP. And that is not a good thing.
>>28332498
>trusting the internet
that show is garbage anon. try jorgunmand
>>28332537
Already seen it. Other than the ending and occasional fetishization of knife fighting, I fucking love Jormungand..
>>28332540
>>28332537
ending is garbage
I pretend the ending doesn't exist
>>28332384
Maybe it had something to do with how little time they had to plan and execute the operation?
Sometimes it would help to read the story and not just go full retard with USA #1!
>>28332559
We have UAVs stationed in Japan and SOCOM units based there as well.
>>28332572
It was a secret operation. they couldn't use UAV, nor anything that would connect them to USA. Remember it was the black man that gave them away.
>>28332597
My bad. I forgot we were talking about a scenario written by a JAPAN STRONK nationalist author. At least with AMERICA STRONK there's actually a basis for it.
>>28332498
Wiki editor here
The current approved rating list is not to be taken as legitimate or serious as some fucktard has gone through the spreedsheet and given retarded ass ratings (see fig 1).
I'll get round to fixing it once I have the time to finish off the infograph.
>>28332678
That makes sense. Thank you for the information, /k/omrade.
>>28332678
anyone know when the bd for der is coming anyways
>>28332610
The intense butthurt of the average ameritard is so entertaining. Because of course, "America Fuck Yeah!" everywhere is kosher, but it's suddenly a crime if another country dares do the equivazlent.
>>28332610
Top kek
>>28332678
>Not Mädchen und Panzer
>>28332688
again, america actually has a leg to stand on when it comes to overwhelming firepower. japan does not in terms of experience or otherwise.
>>28332814
>MUH AMERICA NUMBER ONE!
cry more.
>>28332819
you don't have to prove anything. we can leave it at that. it's okay to not refute america having a wealth of experience and resources available.
>>28332837
Your butthurt is so delicious.
>>28330763
i hate how animu girls always have subloads that arent even attached to their belt
>>28327596
can i come and fag up the ts?
>>28331869
What is this from?
>>28333370
Arpeggio of blue steel
>>28331640
sne/k/
>>28332853
If you weren't the one dripping butthurt then you may have had a point.
>>28333861
Keep deflecting and maybe your behind might one day stop feeling so sore.
>>28333904
Oh shut the fuck up you stupid, baiting asshurt k-pilot. gate sucks almost as many hairy men as you do.
>>28330907
???/mgg/???
best girl incoming...
>>28331746
>>28332559
>>28332688
>>28332819
America literally is number one.
>>28334086
I'm sorry that's not M16.
>>28332688
Just one of the silly parts is where Japan goes from never deploying their forces to fuck yeah, this is easy.
>>28334078
Monster girl general.
Paging John Moses tripfag...
>>28334099
You should know I have over 300 confirmed shitposts
>>28327602
3loli5me
>>28334086
>>28334103
I'm sorry, what was that?
I couldn't hear you over the sound of being best girl.
>>28334134
That's a weird image of Triela
Guys, please, we all know who best girl really is
>>28334174
Yes we do.
*john Cena theme*
Best Girl has arrived.
>>28334264
Eww.
>>28334134
Top dess
>>28334264
Even though Holo is the one and only for me, I gotta admit Asuka is really hot.
>>28332555
The manga was never finished so I don't even consider the anime's ending canon anyways
>>28332688
Except it isn't just Americans. I'm a Canuck and I still think that scene was completely retarded. At least MURICA STRONK nationalism has the basis in that American is the biggest military and economic superpower in the world.
>>28334109
Or Swissguy.
>>28335176
>america is the only country with black men as its agents
Okay seriously what the fuck
>>28335401
Oh Japan, you so silly.
Let's be honest anyone thinking that GATE wasn't going to be straight JSDF right-wing saber rattling wankfest was deluding themselves
>>28334281
>best girl
>only has six inches of belt armor
move aside, pleb
>>28328076
The anime doesn't bother me.
It's the girls operating in stupid fucking fru-fru skirts that rustles me. Put some goddamn pants on.
>>28335692
Please, we don't want to go there, do we?
>>28335748
What boat is that even supposed to be?
>>28335775
The Hotel Yamato.
>>28331869
No the new GuP movie.
>>28335748
Yamato can say something when she and her 10 escorts shoot down more planes than South Dakota does in an afternoon.
And not sink while doing it.
>>28331502
>>28331442
>>28335790
More like Whore-tel Yamato amirite!
>>28335829
It's not her fault she was commanded by cowards.
>>28335921
>implying the other boats aren't even bigger sluts.
>>28335921
She's a pure girl...minus all those torpedoes she took.
The real shut of the bunch was Hornet and the 19 she took.
>>28335931
and built with crap anti-air, crap radar, crap fire control, and defective torpedo defense.
With a carrier consisting of failing to push through 4 ships that displace less than her turrets, then get BTFO by planes.
>>28335990
Remind me, but weren't a few other noteworthy US ships made with pretty poor anti-air?
>>28327697
>>28336028
Arizona never had the chance to get most of her AA guns firing, iirc.
>>28328261
http://www.strangehistory.net/2011/08/26/the-sausage-war/
>slavs
>>28336031
testing word filters
>senpai
>senpaitachi
>faam
>>28336074
what the fuck an hero
why do you do this
>>28335904
>that lack of quality
Why would you do that to yourself?
>>28336048
Her and the other ships at Pearl had pretty anemic AA at the time even had they been firing. All of them had to be sent back to Cali for retrofit because none of their 5 inch guns were dual-purpose.
>>28335904
Gunslinger girl, the anime about Italians who don't eat pasta, don't gesticulate, bow rather than hug, don't kiss each other in greeting, use honorifics, and show up on time to things.
Shows how much nips know about countries other than their own.
>>28336129
ayyy dino my cousin
mamma mia
gabagoooool
Did someone say Gunslinger Girls?
>>28336488
>clearly a stovepipe
>she still looks down the barrel
thank god her handler slapped the shit outta her for that
>>28336510
She got better eventually.
>>28336669
I mean if you count dying as getting better maybe.
>>28336705
She's not looking down the barrel anymore, is she?
>>28336705
oh snap shots fired
yolo swag 420 smoke weed erryday
>>28336723
>>28336789
Angelica ;_;
>>28336810
There was a prince who loved spaghetti....
>>28336841
>>28336723
Don't post that slut.
>>28336855
But there was only one fork...
>>28336866
bet you like kaga you dirty tertiary.
>>28336931
How about these sluts?
>>28337030
Abyssals are alright
The decline and death of Angelica is one of the few chapters in any manga where i actually had to stop reading and take a break. Wife said i looked like the day i came home from getting a call to a house where a 7 year old choked to death in her room. Rattled me hard
>>28337170
Worst part is that Marco was a dick to her because she couldnt remember the story or other aspects of their earlier time together. Then on her death bed she tells him the story of the pasta prince
>>28337188
>do you like pasta?
Why do I feel like I'm being trolled here?
>>28337517
>Laga
>>28337537
I'm confuse.
>>28337599
http://desustorage.org/a/search/text/laga/order/asc/
Kaga misspelled and typically used in a derogatory manner.
>>28337619
I'm still a bit unsure about the usage here though.
>>28337645
Maybe he didn't like you posting Kaga?
>>28331555
>>28331620
Too bad the technological development of military equipment and deployment of said equipment does not make any sense.
Shit we see right here would not be developed since...
>lol BETA, what is army demands and criteria?
>>28337843
Tanks are useful in Muv Luv though.
>>28337937
Not very effectively.
>>28337975
Well if they're by themselves of course they get buttfucked. But combined with artillery support and air support they seem to hold out decently.
I've only read the translated chapters of Schwarzemarken posted in this thread though, i have no idea what the rest of the series is like.
>>28337937
But the tanks we see does not make any sense.
>why do we see tanks with ERA? BETA dont use HEAT.
>why do we see tanks with "improved" armor, (T-62M, T-80B, T-80U and other shit) when BETA dont use HEAT or APFSDS.
>Why do we see the challenger 1.
>Why do we even see tank "X" which was built in response to event "y" which happend in year "Z" when in muv luv world that area was under BETA control.
Im not saying that tanks are "useless". Im just saying the designs make no sense in the way that it has shit it does not need. We should be seeing prototypes or tanks with very light armor and big ass guns with extreme mobility. Literally glass canons since they would be built to fight the BETA, not NATO or WARSAW Pact.
Anything after 1973 should have been built with the idea to fight the BETA. If it's gona play "realistic" then we should be seeing the T-62M with no NERA armor package or the T-80 with no ERA or thicker armor but more firepower or different drivetrain to allow it to reverse back really fast.
>>28338035
Should be seeing a lot more SPAAG's in an anti-ground role. Because they can fuck up like all but two BETA species easily, and even then under the right circumstances then it can even fuck up those last two species.
>>28338078
And a silly high numbers of landmines and dumb artillery.
Too bad the anime was medicore, the scene where T-80BV is being rooted by the BETA, being chased by one of those red things (tank class?) would have been dead before it even jumped since it's vulnerable to rifle fire. The commander would actually be manning the NSVT and the gunner firing the co-axial with a good amount of dead BETA behind it.
>>28338183
>tortilla chips
>representative of the series
low budget adaptations were a mistake.
>>28338183
Also low flying small attack helicopters would be super useful for hunting laser-class, and in many situations they'd be even more useful than flying giant robots because of their smaller profile.
>>28338200
Well there is a new one coming out next year, low budget also?
>>28338230
Yeah, low budget, and it'll also be QUALITY as fuck because the studio is working on a bunch of other shows at the same time.
>>28338224
>you will never hunt laser class.
>>28338275
Imagine weaving in and around various BETA, using them as cover, and the strafing them with rockets and MG fire. Sounds like a job for Kiowa pilots desu
>>28338302
>First TOW kill would have been made against the BETA
>Vietnam war might not happen since the US would have their ass full of BETA.
>Communism might not spread or be a threat since BETA
Such a strange world it would have been.
>>28338302
>>28338275
I don't remember what the altitude of the "safe" zone is for laser-class, but I was mainly thinking Little Birds and Kiowa for an anti-laser role.
Although, Hinds would be perfect for killing everything else once the threat of laser-class is more or less gone.
>>28338339
>the USSR is literally one big BETA hive, aside from Siberia
Serves them right.
They should of nuked them all like America.
>>28338387
You mean China?
They did use tactical nukes to stop the BETA advance but it was too late.
>>28338387
>Most of Canada is a G-element radioactive wasteland
Goddammit America, you could at least try to aim that shit at the hive instead of carpeting half the country!
You even ruined the best provinces while Toronto and Quebec are untouched!
>>28338435
collateral damage my syrup sucking friend.
at least you guys were relevant at last.
>>28338457
You also destroyed most of the 3 Div, which happens to include a lot of Canada's reg force units such as the PPCLI and the Lord Strathcona's.
>>28338790
the tree of liberty gotta be litterd with the blood of loyalists
:^)
Also Raptor best TSF, just like in real life.
>>28338828
Once again you could have tried to spare the best Canadian Division. Would have freed up a lot of manpower and firepower.
>>28336074
I'd sen her pai.
>>28328044
>>28331626
>>28331640
>>28335589
>>28339422
That snek is adorable.
>>28338224
>>28338275
What about spamming cruise missiles at BETA?
>>28339728
Probably viable depending on altitude and terrain.
>>28339728
>>28339728
>>28339764
>demotivational image
Hello, how is 2006 treating you?
>>28339814
>>28339838
I'll bully the FUCK out of you nerds.
If decades later somebody animated a qt3.14 grill version of you, would you fap to her as a ghost/spooky skeleton?
>>28339876
nigga if I was a ghost I'd be peepin on teen QT's all day every day.
But yeah, I would.
>>28336723
Best Uke
>>28339876
Fuck yeah.
But seriously, if I ever did anything important enough to become immortalized as a cute girl by Japan, I'd take that as a complement. Even if I'm like 98 or something by the time it happens I'd let the artist/author know I approve.
>>28335401
Japan know sof black men from other countries (they are crawling all over Roppongi) but I guess the author believes that the only country crazy enough to let them into the military is America
Are Jestas /k/ approved?
I HOPE YOU NIGGERS BACKED THAT MUVLUV KICKSTARTER
>>28332498
>/k/-approved
>somehow meaning that realism is required
IIRC They wanted the manga to be like a over the top John Woo best. One shall not sperg when watching this anime or reading the manga. That is how people get butthurt.
>>28339972
There's a Muv Luv kickstarter?
For a english release?
>>28340001
it ended in november
November 3, 2015
Successfully raised $1,255,444 USD with 7,890 backers
>>28332498
>>28339983
Isn't one of the /k/ approved criteria also "unecessary gore?" Cause that would explain part of it.
>>28340030
No.
>>28340073
Okay, are there any historical weapons seen in it, however briefly?
The whole reason Hellsing Ultimate is on the list I know is because of all the Nazi tech.
>>28340103
/k/ related means that the series deals with /k/ shit like weapons, military service or technology, mercenaries, etc.
The reason Hellsing is there is because of the ridiculous fictional guns, not because there's krautshit for wehraboos to jack off over.
>>28339983
This. Black Lagoon is best taken with a grain of salt. Or the whole fucking shaker, if you're watching Roberta's Blood Trail.
In regards to Jormungand though, I like how terrifyingly proficient they made the SEAL teams look. I don't think the special snowflake protagonists actually managed to kill any of them.
>>28340175
yeah that was one of the good things about Jormungand. The HLCI team weren't infallible god-tier operators 100% of the time. Watching the SEAL's push their shit in was neat.
>>28340164
Actually the krautshit is the reason it's on there.
Fictional weapons are the antithesis of being /k/; if all it took for a show to be /k/ was to have ridiculous fictional guns than pretty much every mecha anime and all those magical loli girl animes who carry sparkly enchanted muskets or whatever also belong on the list.
>>28339905
Please do not rape Houshou.
>>28338183
>red things (tank class?) would have been dead before it even jumped since it's vulnerable to rifle fire
You need 50cals to take those down
Warrior and soldier class get killed by rifles
Can someone give me a /k/ anime list? Preferably shit that's on Crunchyroll, I just got an Xbone and Xbox Live and I want to make good use of it.
>>28340445
Should've gotten a PS4 instead.
>>28340345
Can do. I would rather check the cargo hold of this one if you know what I mean.
>>28340445
hahahahahahahaha
>>28340487
>check the cargo hold
So you mean put one of those camera snakes down her stomach to check for ulcers?
Go to bed, Doctor.
>>28340175
>>28340215
didn't really push their shit in because they didn't get the chance
hcli just scrambled the gps and ran the fuck away
that's pretty much a win though
>>28327679
His wife and daughters are.
>>28340626
kuro
the best
the snuggliest
I want to marry her
>>28340445
>Crunchyroll
>Streaming
http://amagicalplace.wikia.com/wiki//k/_Approved_Anime
>>28340597
Yeah if it weren't for Loco Koko and her Magical Quantum Computer Fucker Upper Device™ they would have been sorta screwed.
>>28340487
I'd just put a torpedo in her rudder.
