Holy shit, ISIS captured a Tiger tank!
>>28317921
I hope to heavens it's shopped.
I can't mentally handle that history in the hands of those bastards.
>>28317921
Why does everything ISIS makes look like those shitty deviantart pictures by early middle school edgelords? The only thing they're missing is a fedora.
That guys beard is shopped
>>28317939
Because that's the mentality of most of them.
*CIA gave Isis a Tiger Tank
>>28317932
You are now aware they use authentic StG 44s and you will never see one outside a museum
>>28317939
Because that's literally their skillset.
Every time I hear a baby boomer go on about how their videos are so "professionally made" I am reminded of every MLG or paintball montage and the fact no baby boomer ever knows what they are talking about.
>>28317977
But it is, ever seen how shitty US recruitment ads are in comparison?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZ2fMHTvwk
>>28317921
Like they could keep it running even if they managed to pull one from a sand-dune.
Still, it'd be amusing to see vid of it being reduced to scrap by an equally vintage T34-85 or 76mm M4..
>>28317971
I knew that, and it fucking sucks, but they're still not as rare as a tiger...
>>28317971
Oh well, the original STGs were expedient throw away guns.
You now remember the Ukrainian rebels used an IS-3
>>28318004
Who runs those shitty ad campaigns? Meanwhile every other ad agency for corporate products simply hires film directors, not no name hacks to save a buck.
Some retard flag officer signed off on those shitty commercials because HE signed off on it. The market they are trying to recruit didn't.
>>28318078
Pretty much. One of the most boring firearms I've ever had the chance to shoot. The basic action is fairly well made, but the lockwork is stamped, and very crude.
The handful of Mp44's/StG44's I've handled made the worst AK clone look like it was made by master craftsmen.
(Except the magazines. Mp44 mags are actually pretty well made and easy to load)
>>28317971
My LGS has one. Too bad I'll never get a Prohib license.
>>28318004
Why do the Syrups get a cool recruitment ad and we get the Hunger Games?
http://youtu.be/3upM4xqCI14
>>28318327
Really, for as cool as it looks, you are not missing much.
If they have a nice Sterling or Lanchester, THAT is what I'd be after.
>>28318358
I'm pretty sure those are banned in Canada.
>>28318004
>Being this mad you can't kill a lava monster with a sword on a laser bridge.
lol.
>>28318386
You are probly to young to remember the marine recruitment commercial of the recruit climbing a literal mountain to meet his ww2 buddys.
It was cheesy
>>28318358
/double take
The ORIGINAL Meplat?
>>28318417
The one where the cliff face turned into a DI yelling at him?
>>28318424
Oh god that pic is still out there?
Yeah that's me
>>28318004
>American recruitment
This has to be an elaborate joke for online trolling, I don't believe any of you that this is real.
>>28318432
I thought the clouds turned into the DI.
>>28318440
Holy shit I thought you left a while ago
>>28317977
I dunno mane, ISIS has had the best execution videos and were recording in HD before most jihadis were learning how to get word out on the internet. They have a god damn propaganda department for fucks sake, how does it get more professional than that?
>>28318440
Glad to see you again.
>>28318465
>dunno mane,
I'll take your word for it, Jamal.
>>28318464
I did, it's Christmas, and I am bored and full of Bourbon.
>>28318492
>>28317921
>>28317939
Because their appeal is exclusively to losers with nothing to live for.
>>28317921
impossible they would have to reassemble it from parts all the complete tigers are accounted for.
>>28318004
Are you kidding? This is the best shit ever. Classic.
What would you try to get away with if you were commissioned to make a recruitment ad?
>>28319389
Set background tune to riffs from neo nazi metal bands as played by shit tier guitarists
cgi out the butt
and terrible costumes
>>28318902
>when you put on so much make up you fall in the uncanny valley
>>28318518
Happy Christmas, get anything nice?
>>28318358
holy shit are you real?
>>28317921
did you say tiger tank?
>>28320203
It's a wasted trip baby, nobody said nothing about locking horns with no tigers.
>>28319935
Range Bags, 7.62x39 dyes (have to get a working press though), Bushnell RDO, MBUS.
>>28317921
Literally Nazis
How common are 88mm shells? Are they even made even more.
>>28317939
Most of them are those edge lords, except they never grew up.
>>28318004
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
>>28320591
WOOF WOOF WOOF
Congrats, you now have an overengineered outdated hunk of German military might that's more likely to break down from its own weight than from combat.
Now give it to me dammit I want one.
>>28318004
Do you really want to talk shit about a guy who just killed a Balrog?
>>28317939
They're too religious to be fedoras, though fedoras do share a lot of manurisms with em'. You know what they say about the far end of both sides?
>>28318004
MUHREEENZ. OOOO-RA!
>>28318004
thats the 80s for you.
>>28317921
These mongrels trample over every decent bit of history in order to preserve their own poor-man's sand version.
>>28318004
Isn't this the commercial that made Brad join the marines?
>>28318357
pretty cool. had a similar vibe to watching the Man of Steel trailers before it came out.
The US Army has some pretty good ones that came out this year. i like the ones they did mainly because it shows that not only are we soldiers, but profesionals as well instead of just people who are taught to shoot at a target.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIFATDe9dsw
>>28318518
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago
>>28320203
Isn't this dude a total dick irl?
>>28321726
Yeah. At least that's what Ray claimed.
>>28318518
Merry Christmas!
The only working Tiger 1 is in the hands of the bovington tank museum.
>>28318125
Have you seen some of the late Volkssturm guns? They're even worse. I believe Ian from FW looked at one a while back.
>>28321680
that's an iraq war era ad.
>>28322528
he's a late 90s era kidposter
>>28318357
British Ads are actually pretty damn good as well, this is my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuk5bWa-C8w
>>28317921
i wonder wich one of the few still existing they stole from the museum
>>28318125
it's a gun to kill commies, not to look nicely in your cabinet, fudd
>>28318004
OOOOOOH.
DRESS BLUES AND A SWORD.
>>28323006
Jealous
The USAF has some cool adds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHkjM-3lUDk
>>28323006
Ray. Lay off the fucking Ripped Fuel.
>>28318004
Isn't this the same add in the Simpsons with the helicopter sword?
>>28323013
>Coumtry
Every time.
>>28318084
>The Office of Marine Corps Recruiting estimates “Rite of Passage” accounted for 92 percent of enlistments in 1998 alone.
>>28317921
if they kidnapped a tiger tank, we must assemble a team to rescue it.
period
>>28318357
>>28322579
Slovene are pretty cool too. I can't find the ones that were shown on TV, but this one is pretty similar. It's basically talking about how jobs are similar (every job has teamwork, overtime etc) but there is only one job where you server your homeland.
https://youtu.be/WaSQKlcOpus
>>28323180
I volunteer as tribune!
>>28320591
woofwoof
>>28320591
Stop with them negative vibes.
>>28320591
i'm eating cheese and drinking wine
>>28318518
well aren't you a fucking miracle in front of me. jesus, i need to call my dad.
>>28323177
Why though?
>>28318004
Oh my fucking kek
christ on a bike americycks
>>28318004
Holy shit I laughed so hard I'm having an actual stroke.
Now I'm thinking about that obligatory guy once in the recruitment center who was like "I WANT TO KILL A FIRE GIANT WITH ARTHUR'S SWORD WHILE WALKING ON A BRIDGE MADE OF LIGHT IN FRONT OF 50K PEOPLE IN A STADIUM" and the amount of professionalism it took the recruiter to not kill himself over this.
>>28323142
>"and servers"
>servers
>serveRs
>S E R V E R S
for fuck sake english isn't my first langage and even I wouldn't make such a mistake.
Or this guy is a cantina operative cofee bringer specialist. That would explain everything.
>>28324885
Who doesn't want to slay a fucking lava monster?
Wasn't some Syrian rebel group discovered to be using fucking StG 44s they found in old crates dating back to the occupation?
>>28322496
Apparently not
Found it. Apparently there's quite a few of them.
>>28318902
>galatasaray
no thanks
>>28323013
Fuckin boots man.
