>Be Iranian
>Be probably the most pro-west country in the region
>Everyone hates you because of your government
>What do?
Chant Death to America.
Also, here are some weapons. We mostly have old soviet stuff/Iranian made stuff
>>28303765
The population of Iran is 80 million. The population of Tehran alone is 16 million. 5k people chanting something that they are forced to do means nothing.
I think you can find 5000 people anywhere in the world who would chant anything
>>28303759
Maybe not bitch out next time you protest for democracy in your country.
Look at fucking syria and libya. Niggas went so hard jihadis outside their country cam in and started fucking shit up.
>>28303766
Don't you guys use G3s?
we have two militaries in Iran.
Artesh and Sepah.
Sepah is the one known in the west as IRGC.
>>28303779
Yes, old GS3, MP5's and AK47.
>what do
Next time some sharia enforcer gowa after an uncovered woman you man the fuck up as a group and beat his ass flashmob style?
No balls.
>>28303765
translates better to 'down with america'
>>28303759
I thought you guys had censored Internet.
>>28303774
Interesting take on what is essentially US and Turkish funded and sponsered terrorism.
>>28303785
Many religious preachers in Iran have been beaten and even killed in recent years. People are tired of religion here.
>>28303791
Mostly social media is filtered but there are ways to get around it. Like VPN.
they don't really care enough to filter 4chan.
>>28303795
I'll be the first to say the West fucked that dog in waiting too long to provode substantive aide to the point that all moderate and secular voices for freedom and democracy got killed by Assad/got the fuck out of dodge/usurped and murdered by ISIS.
But the niggas went hard not expecting any I outside help from the West.
Here is our army before the revolution. We had mostly American stuff then.
>>28303759
I always wanted to visit.
I'm a heathen American. What's my odds of getting to visit?
>>28303796
Hang their heads from pikes or throw them over the wall a into the Ayatollah's yard.
Now is not the time to play down your dissapproval of the old ways.
>>28303811
Iranian people love Americans, mostly because you guys are a rare breed since after the revolution. You'll be fine, you can google, "Americans in Iran" and read their experiences, it's overwhelmingly positive.
>>28303814
That will probably happen soon.
Don't let religious freaks take over your country, friend. You'll regret it. I know we have.
>>28303780
>>28303810
Wait hold up, how do we know you're actually Iranian? There was one guy who was ex-mil, but he posted years ago.
>>28303759
Bring back the Shah and we'll vacation there again.
>>28303829
/K/ Needs to add flags. but I am Iranian. I live in Northern Tehran and the reason I opened this thread is to say our government is insane, but we love western people and respect western values,
>>28303837
The guy's dead and his son probably wouldn't do so well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reza_Pahlavi,_Crown_Prince_of_Iran
>>28303837
He is dead. His son is alive but I'm not sure how many people here want to have a monarchy again.
I personally hope we can do a Spain and bring back Monarchy.
>>28303846
You ex-mil as well? Also if I were to visit I heard you needed to have someone with you at all times, how much of a pain is that? Also what are some recommended places to visit?
I know there is a strong progressive movement in Iran against the religious fuckers. I wish you all the best. Stay strong, stay safe. The future is yours. I wish I could help, even if it just was hosting some documents or providing a safe haven for revolutionaries
>>28303848
>>28303851
Figuratively speaking. Not the actual Shah or his ilk, who were kinda dicks.
Be a secular state, get rid of religious law, build back up to participate in the real world, and people will flock to you... after a while, once we figure out it's not a trick.
>>28303852
Everyone here above 18 is ex-mill. You have to serve 18 months under flag.
If you are an American you need someone with you. It might sound annoying and it is, but there are ways around it.
The region around the caspian is beautiful as fuck. Isfahan, Yazd and Shiraz are gorgeous too. Tabriz is also good. Especially if you like food.
Visit in Fall or spring for the best experience. The weather is amazing during those seasons.
>>28303854
Thank you man, It means so much. We will get rid of religious scum, I guarantee you.
>>28303861
That's what we are fighting for. a secular state. I'm sure in 5-7 years you will see massive changes in Iran. I'm very hopeful for the future.
>>28303869
Is there a way to arrange who it is accompanies you, or are you most likely going to be saddled with a dick?
>>28303876
99% of time the person who accompanies you is a person working for Iranian tourism companies. They are mostly there to take you to places of interest and show you the country. They are forbidden from asking you personal question or engaging you on any level beside showing you cool things and explaining them.
>>28303887
I see. So if you travel in a group, are you required to have an Iranian for each person in your group? This is my last question before I have to sleep.
>>28303872
I remember seeing documentaries about how great Iran was in the 1970s, pre-revolution. A cultural hub, friendly to the West, and still full of innovation. A proud people who loved all things from all corners of our vast world, and left their unique mark on the world.
I'd love to see it again, if only just to visit.
Best of luck to you.
>The revolution was basically like if a group of well-armed college Marxists took over the US, somehow, and made their ridiculous shit into law.
>People with a poor grasp of the impact of their ideals when fully implemented now having to suffer with their creation, because they felt desperate when they signed on.
>Maybe I'm wrong, I am not an Iranian, but that's how it seems from the outside.
>>28303900
I think you are spot on.
Revolution was fought by marxists and lefties in general but then Islamists, in typical Islamist fashion, killed everyone else and took over
>>28303887
Is prostitution legal? Can the person that accompanies you be a prostitute?
>>28303899
No. Just one person is enough. Goodnight.
>>28303922
Haha, no. But who knows if you are charming enough and interesting enough, you might get lucky.
There is a sexual revolution happening in Iran. one night stands are becoming the norm.
It's true, I've never seen a people shit on their own culture and religion so hard and brag at how much they want to be cucked at every opportunity. This whole thread is retarded
>>28303935
>Islam
>Iran's culture
I like how your name is Cyrus the Great nickname and you don't know that Islam is not part of iranian culture
>>28303947
I am not a Shi'a or emotionally invested in that part of it, but that's only an opinion ... it's just my two cents on the matter. If a white Christian was so self-hating, it certainly wouldn't be so well-received (nor should it be)
>>28303967
I just think Islam has become cancerous.
>>28303967
...what I meant to say is that is only an opinion of SOME people in Iran
>>28303967
White christian here.
I'd assassinate the first priest who made serious ground in attmepts to overthrow the US government.
That's the difference between you and the rest of the world, we are expected to take ownership and police our zealots.
>>28303967
Just because a person is religious doesn't mean they want it to dominate their culture or be lead by religious leaders. Look at the US, even after all this time some people still hate the pope and Catholicism even though they're Christian.
>>28303935
OP didn't shat on his own culture, but on religious extremists and on his gouvernement.
>>28303973
>>28303978
I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam.
>>28303967
Scum. Religion and government should never be intertwined. I want to punch you in the face for defending that, but here I live in a FREE country where you can spout your bullshit so I'll let you be a degenerate
>>28303985
Christianity does not lend itself to governance. Islam does. In Muslim-majority nations, of course
>>28304012
Well enjoy living in your shithole. I'll be living in FREEDOMLAND, and hopefully Iran will enjoy some FREEDOM soon too.
>>28303993
You mean Protestants?
>>28304011
Nice buzzwords, friendo
>>28303759
Only clueless people hate all Iranians. There are many who do realize that the government is not the same as the people.
>>28304012
That's honestly an interesting way to phrase it.
>>28304012
>Christianity does not lend itself to governance. Islam does.
I'd like to see some sources that support both those statements without also invalidating eachother.
>>28304012
"Christianity doesnt lend itself to governance'. What a load of horseshit. The region where I live has been under the rule of christians for over a millenium. My grandparents grew up in a very religious enviroment like almost everyone else. In fact, not even a month ago I slept 2 days in a monastry founded in the 12th century surrounded by nuns. EVERY part of life surrounded around religion, just like some places in ME right now. My grandmother even had to shower with a dress just so she wouldnt look at her own body. Fucking religion ruins everything
FYI I didn't come here to shill for Islam or I would have said "Islam" at first and not "religion" ... especially considering I oppose their government and (heretical) religion
>>28304072
Waiting on this.
>>28303759
Are Iranian girls willing to date and even marry Western guys? Are they allowed to?
I love middle eastern women, Persians especially, but it's a shame Islam has secluded them from any society and culture other than a Muslim one.
>>28304012
you realise that Papist Spain dominated most of the world before the British Empire pushed their shit in?
>>28303765
shouldn't have gotten rid of their democratically elected government in the 50's if you didn't want a theocracy in the 80's.
>>28304048
yeah, by that logic someone looking at america must think all americans are like obama and shillary
>>28304165
Or watch a Trump rally and think all Americans are uneducated low IQ fatties
>>28304143
There are plenty of Persians in the states. Not sure if they immigrated en masse due to the regime change or something.
>>28304172
CURNT STURMP DA TRURMP
>>28304172
or look at the UK and think they're all inbred
>>28304206
>haha look at all your immigrants!
>mongrel nation!
>also you're somehow inbred
>>28304012
>So long as we're the majority, the government will function!
THIS LINE OF LOGIC LED TO THE DARK AGES!
>>28304214
>small island nation
>limited gene flow
>>28303759
Wait, Iran is pro west? The people like westerners? I would have figured they'd be just as pissed as everyone else because of proxy wars.
>>28304230
>that forehead
I found out where she stores her extra chromosomes.
>>28304162
My bad.
I apologise for not doing anything when I wasnt even a tickle in my grandpa's sack.
Eisenhower was a cock and JFK wasnt much better. The US hasnt had a decent governance since fucking lincoln.
Im willing to say that.
>>28304250
How affected are they by all the wars in the area? Seems like all the turmoil we've caused has given them a chance to expand their power and influence.
>>28304250
The people on the street are fairly secular.
The government is all gay for their skywizard.
a byproduct of being one of the most advanced societies in asia up until the late 70s.
>>28304175
I'm not in the states though, was more wondering if I was to visit Iran itself and somehow woo some Persian beauty, there's a few in Australia, but dayum Australian girls can be slags...
>>28304267
>The US hasnt had a decent governance since fucking lincoln.
oh you mean the president that suspended the constitution?
>>28304306
Butthurt dixie detected
>>28304072
>>28304131
Apart from medieval bishoprics, states ruled by military orders or the papal state there's a clear separation between the clergy and the secular rulers, even if their secular authority needs to be legitimized by the church.
In traditional Islam, especially sunni Islam, there's no such difference between religious and political leadership. Comparing it with western terminology, the Caliph is both emperor and pope, the Imam is the local priest and the mayor and so on
>>28304306
Yes.
Let me rephrase.
Hasnt had a decent president since lincoln, inclusive.
>>28304312
>"I don't care about tyranny as long as it doesn't affect me"
>>28304334
>I'm still mad over shit that happened 150 years ago
>Heritage not hate
>>28304328
>tfw islam has a closer semblance to the god-emporer than you do.
I dont know quite how to feel.
>>28304334
Name one person killed during sherman's march.
You dont care and neither does anyone else.
>>28304344
I'm not even southern, but you keep thinking I am like they're the only ones who could possibly hate lincoln.
>>28303759
Dont mine the straight of hormuz.
>>28303854
Met more Iranian atheists than I have Muslims.
Best friend is Iranian
>>28303887
How do you choose the guide?
Is it like Thailand where you go to whore house they hold little paddles with number?
>>28303759
>Be Iranian
>pro-west country
pick one
Although I like how your guy had to explain the whole "death to Amerifat" thing:
"Oh, no, we don't really mean that! We just mean 'Serious injury to Amerifat!"
>>28303759
Escape, move to America, be a traffic engineer.
>>28303759
Change your government. Arab spring their ass. The rest of the towelhead world did, why can't you?
>>28303759
>Iran
>pro west
:^)
>>28303796
pics or it didn't happen
>>28303811
Oh, you should be fine. Go ahead.
>>28303932
what about faggotry?
>>28303820
too late
Best of luck Persian, remain an individual and support a communist or democratic revolution.
>>28303820
How bad an ass-kicking would you suffer if the Mullahs knew about this post?
>>28304012
when Islam started, and most of the medieval period afterwards, Christianity was very much the political driving force of europe until the enlightenment period
>>28303869
My work mate is from Iran and his Dad paid the government so he didn't haveto do his mandatory military service. Bit of a bitch move
>>28303967
I'm a white Amerifat, and I think all the Jesus freaks should be strangled with their own entrails.
>>28304596
Also I was getting him to translate the arma 3 in game commands of the CSAT side. Kek
>>28304528
the sandniggers we dont like would swoop in the minute the country becomes unstable
>>28304613
Wonder if Russia would start kebab removing in that situation
>>28304267
>US hasnt had a decent governance since fucking lincoln.
Iranbro speaks the truth. Although the current crop of Republican douchebags makes me miss Nixon.
>>28304306
>>28303846
>Northern tehran
حداقل اون پایین ریه هات بگا نمیره
Not OP
Our special forces are AAA+ grade fuccboi airsofters
>>28303759
We know but we need everyone who hates you as trading partners or strategic allies. So just don't start any shit and we'll continue to dissuade them from attacking you.
>>28303759
Restore the Shah. You don't have to change anything else. He can just be a ceremonial figurehead like European monarchies. It wouldn't compromise your own government while showing the rest of the world you value engagement over the Guardians' self-aggrandisement.
>>28303759
remove government, conquer syria, call it third persian empire
I've wanted to visit Iran for the longest time but I really don't think there will be a good time for it any time soon.
Actually, I've wanted to travel throughout the whole of the middle east for quite some time now, but this is pretty much the worse time to ever do such a thing.
One day friends, one day...
>>28304560
Rand Paul is not a religious freak.
>>28304868
That is one cute cat.
>>28305000
And neither is Trump, desu
>>28304560
on behalf of Pennsylvania, I apologize for Rick Santorum
>>28304868
>tfw when can read russian text aloud but have no idea what it means
>>28305079
He's just got a serious case of foot in mouth.
I remember gays feeling he was being bullied for just saying what he thinks, those were cool guys.
>>28304868
>vacationing in the middle east
>post islamic revolution
Enjoy islamic enrichment
>>28304730
>fuccboi airsofters
ahhahaha
>>28303759
Not everyone hates you OP.
>>28304600
Yeah! And when the time comes we can use your edge to cut them open.
>>28305000
>>28303869
What's Iran like in the winter? I'm more of a cold weather person.
>>28305188
Fuck off, God Boy
>>28303759
Keep calm
&
Be bad-ass
>>28305233
From what I understand the climates are vary a lot depeding on the region. There are snowy mountains, warm beaches, deserts and even jungles
>>28303759
How is Hezbollah viewed by the Iranian people?
>>28303759
Stop bending over for your mudslime rulers. When did Persians start kneeling to Arabs?
>>28303935
>Persian Muslim
>ancestors literally abandoned their cultural faith for a tax break
>calling ANYONE else a cuck
>>28304175
>Not sure if they immigrated en masse due to the regime change or something.
Yeah, the vast majority did.
source - I live in LA and used to be a BMW mechanic. Tooooons of Persian clients lol.
>>28304560
>"hurr durr fox news is bad feel teh bern 2016"
>>28304226
What lead to the dark ages was Rome getting it's shit kicked in by barbarians. Considering the known world revolved around Rome's power, having it all disappear would fuck things up, no? Not to mention the Byzantine empire did totally fine for quite a while after the west fell.
>>28305231
>provides "evidence" with no source.
yeah you're going places bucko
>>28303786
>this makes it any better
>>28303765
The Ayatollah himself said that the chant is towards american policy, rather than the people.
Iranian (even iranian government) isn't as warmongering and batshit cray-cray as the Norks,
>>28305780
Muhammad plz
>>28303759
So do Iranian women have to wear those robes and shit or can you inspect the merchandise before you make a decision?
>>28303786
I've heard better excuses, Qasem
>>28304162
If by democratically elected you mean lifted to power by an assassination campaign by Fada'iyan and then illegally undermining the constitutional monarch, who was also almost assassinated
>>28303759
Is it true that many young Iranians called George Bush the 12th imam?
man, can you imagine if the Iranians has stormed the Soviet embassy instead in 1979?
>>28303869
No thanks, I'd rather not get taken prisoner and tortured.
>>28304306
This.
>>28304312
>suspends the constitution
>the only thing that stopped him post-war from turning America into a fucking dictatorship was that he got assassinated
No thanks.
>>28307659
No, he meant democratically elected. Which is what happened.
>>28303759
Overthrow the government?
>>28303759
>What do?
Don't invade someone's embassy and take its staff hostage.
That's a major, major violation of the rules and it takes a long time to get past it.
>>28308115
To be honest maybe we shouldn't have installed a dictator.
>>28308115
>Don't invade someone's embassy and take its staff hostage.
Exactly this. And do what you're told. And be ruled by who we tell you to be ruled by.
Now go sit in the corner, Masood.
>>28303766
>>28308141
>>28308153
Buttmad undergrads detected. Find one other country that had/has a major beef with the US who took American diplomats hostage for a year and a half. Hell, find any other country that did that to anyone else.
>>28303810
the shah was a good customer
>>28308085
ya do more research.
>>28303817
I'm a Chinese-American. Does that make any difference
>>28303861
>Be a secular state, get rid of religious law, build back up to participate in the real world
They had this in the 50's, guess what happened.
Rhymes with "CIA overthrew their government."
>oh booboohoo we rnt so ebil
>monetary ties from certain portions of the government to extremist organizations worldwide
>>28308232
the same government the brits and the bolsheviks installed right?
>>28303759
What ever you do don't flee to Sweden. I hear Greece is way nicer this time of year
>>28308175
>thinks taking a few hostages is worse than overthrowing a democracy and installing a dictatorship.
>>28305425
Neither US party courted fundamentalist Christianity until the 80's. No reason for religion to sneak into our government.
>>28303846
This guy travelled across Europe in a bike and he said the most welcoming place was Iran.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc
>>28305231
That shit's just made up you fucking redditor.
>>28303759
Overthrow your shit government
That's why the west hates you, because you did it backwards
>>28308175
>overthrow democratically elected government and install a dictator
>surprised that they're mad
Iran is a good country, Iranians are good people. they are not like the sand nigger Hajis. They arent bat shit crazy Mudslimes. the revolution was Jimmy Carter's fault. it's a result of this "regime change" policy we have tried to execute elsewhere in the middle east, such as Iraq, Libya, and now Syria. It's a foolish and dangerous policy. Talk to any Iranian and they'll tell you how westernized they'd like to be. They don't want it to be an "us vs them" situation. Hell, look at the times of the Shah, the Iranians were like a second israel for the US.
>>28303759
Trust me, I wish we would be bros. There's no fucking reason for anyone to do anything to Iran, IMO.
>>28304560
>too late
>>28305231
>Being anti-religion 2015
>>28303869
If I visit, can I go sperg over your trains and train-related stuff? I've seen photos of Soviet design equipment.
>>28308287
Biggest mistake the GOP made. Cozying up to the hyper-religious in the early 80s to get cheap votes (like the D's did with minorities) means that, oh look, 30 years later and the party's full of the hyper-religious jokers we know today.
>Though both major parties are completely detached from reality and can't be related to well by common people, I'm just sayin', they did it to themselves.
>>28304490
Expats != average citizen
>>28307164
Pretty sure they wear a hajib, which is basically a head scarf.
>>28303759
Say you're Persian instead of Iranian.
Instead of thinking you're a baby-killing, bomb carrying, women defiling, Isis member, they'll just think you're a carpet rider.
:P
>>28303900
American Jew here. I have many friends from Iran who escaped from the revolution and came here. Wonderful country, wonderful people... At least pre-1979. I hope you guys can overthrow your government and get some personal freedoms.
It's terrifying to think what your government will do when it gets nukes.
>>28308319
>that video when he goes through India
>>28305088
it means "Happy New Year!"
>>28308272
>>28308359
Different guy but two wrongs don't make a right. If we had kowtowed to them at the height of the Cold War we would have looked like little bitches. I agree that overthrowing Mossadegh was a shit move but what are you supposed to do when a bunch of people storm your embassy and repeatedly threaten to kill them?
