>driving the other morning to work
>motor bike in front of me drives like an asshole
>he breaks unexpectedly making me almost have an accident
>i honk my horn
>he get mad, gets off his bike and comes at me very angry wanting to fight me
>seeing he is wearing a helmet and motorbike armor i see no other option than trying to run him over before he gets to me
>i hit the gas hard so he moves and bashes my window really hard as i go past (not broken)
>he chases me to the highway
>next to me he is still waving his fist showing me to go off the road and fight
>i get scared he might do something bad
>so i try to run him off the road by zoning to his lane abruptly
>he finally disappears
soo uhm... what's the best way to protect yourself in these cases?
I'd kill a motorcyclist if I could catch them. My crossover is bigger.
>>28287413
Nice shitpost, friend.
>>28287447
no it really happened
it's was scary as shit
Carry a gun.
Be nonconfrontational.
Drive away if it's an option.
Don't be a retard.
>>28287454
No it didn't, friend.
>>28287413
Mistake number 1:
>he looks angry
>better try to run him over
Mistake number 2:
>he looks angry
>better try to run him off the fuckin road
You acted like a complete ass. Just because someone is yelling and waving their fist doesn't mean you literally attempt to murder them. Drive away peacefully and ignore him. Unless he pulls out a firearm in which case GTFO and call the cops. Or if you have no way of getting away either say sorry and ask him to leave or again if he pulls a gun on you then yeah, crush his fucking ribcage with your front tire but until then, you're just being a fucknut.
Have a weapon in your car. You are a /k/ommando are you not?
>>28287460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHqUFBY_y4
see the first situation
guns can defuse any situation without anyone getting hurt when used correctly
>>28287413
>I tried to run him over
>after starting shit with my passive aggressive honking
>instead of driving around him and the bike and driving away.
I surely hope you never cc a gun
>>28287480
when you wait untill he is close to you to find out if he's going to start beating on you then you are not making a good judgement
if i perceive a threat i choose to take it out when i'm in a strong position
>>28287491
Yes, because that's completely real and not fake at all.
>>28287509
>nothin personell kid
>>28287413
>OP let him get away.
>OP doesn't know there is a motor cycle behind him right now.
>>28287413
If somebody runs up on your car, drive away from them. If you have to run them over to do that then do it, otherwise just drive away.
>>28287547
There is absolutely nothing someone on a bike could do to him if he's in a car. Unless this is 1980 and that biker has a Mac10 under his leathers he's fine. Op is still the bitch here
>>28287575
he could kick my car and damage it
if it's going to damage i want him to not survive
>>28287600
Just call the cops if he kicks your shit heap. If you run him over and kill him over a dented bumper your ass is going to jail
>>28287622
>If you run him over and kill him over a dented bumper your ass is going to jail
only if witnesses
>>28287413
>>i honk my horn
Fucking retarded
good job op
next time run that faggot over if nobody is watching and finish him off
>>28287413
They made like 3 whole movies about this. Have you ever heard of mad max?
next time play cool until on the high way
then out of nowhere rear end him at high speed
chances of survival are close to zero
>>28287480
This.
OP's a pussy
>>28287413
Carry around a basket ball and be like this kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtmPEbKOaw
>>28287413
>tactic for motorcyclist attack
As a cyclist i'de recommend a bag of grenades or similarly purposed explosives that you can just chuck or drop with the use of only one hand.
As a non-cyclist i'de recommend you keep a chainsaw on your passengers seat at all times. Even if a motorcyclist or seven start to charge your vehicle for whatever reason a chainsaw is loud enough to confuse or scare them off and dangerous enough to get through those pesky leather jackets.
>>28287575
>He doesn't pack a Mac10 under his leathers
it's ALWAYS 1980 when I ride anon
>>28287413
Shoot one of them in the chest.
I'm sure when one gets a sucking chest wound the others will run off like the pussy faggots they are.
>>28287413
if you even operate you wouldn't need to be told how to deal with this as it is such basic shit.
Two variations depending
>ensure cell phone is in your black box
>lead him to seclude-ish area
>make sure nobody is around
>roll down driver side window as if to talk
1-
>when he gets in range swing door hard to disorient
>exit and grab underside of helmet for control
>blade through carotid
2-
>use the Edmonds Technique to open eustacian tube
>unload rapid fire shots from your sidearm to his upper sternum and neck region
>get out
>blade through carotid if any doubt remains
either way
>quick search for recording devices on his person and vehicle
>remove if found
>remove the gas cap from bike and tip bike onto him
>apply flame
>GTFO of there
>thoroughly destroy go-pro in you opsec acid barrel
>pick brass out of car if you used your main gun like a dumb-ass and not your backup revolver
>>28287660
underrated
