Isis takes a holiday visit to your home after being cyber bullied.
Two hands, two weapons. What do you grab for removing kebab from your front yard?
>AMD65
>12ga sxs
How many aggressors we talking?
>>28270746
Carcano
Sauer 38H
>>28270746
Is this legit?
Invite me so we make it a block party.
>>28270746
>Colt .45
>M1 Carbine
I would wear an American flag as a cape, and strap fireworks to my clothes.
But seriously, that's a good getup for me.
>>28270746
i hope life offers me the opportunity to tell someone not to threaten me with a good time and call them a sand potato.
i would probably grab my 18th century bread knife and my mossmaster 12 loaded with buck.
>>28270855
What does that dood in the pacific say?
45 will stop a jap better than______?
>>28270882
9mm
>>28270897
okay i laffed.
>>28270746
>sand potato
>>28270926
and this
>>28270746
Tell him you have those bacon bullets or whatever theyre called.
>>28270815
>Anon calls upon /k/ for help defending their home from rabid muslims
>/k/ommandos ride to his aid
>Kebabs have to thread their way through the new trailer park of unmarked windowless white vans, hondas, rust bucket pickups and a '78 Firebird
>Eventually breach the front door
>First wave falls to that one guy with the MG42, screaming "WILKOMMEN TO NORMANDIE"
>Second wave steps in after krieganon runs himself out of ammo and collapse into the slit trench dug just inside the front door, are subsequently reduced to chunky salsa by tannerite charges
>Third wave falls to volley nugget fire, along with the rest of the kebabs in the front of the house
>Attempts to breach through side windows are met with an avalanche of dildos and one furiously masturbating lubed up /k/ommando who caps the immobilized terrorists with the Makarov he was using as a prostate stimulator
>"WE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN BOYS! CHARGE!"
>/k/ommandos affix bayonets and spew forth from the house like a kicked soviet anthill, skewering the remaining kebabs
>Several die of heart attacks, and they also succeed in bayonetting several tires and mailboxes, lots of dirt and the neighbor's Chihuahua
>The house, having been set afire by the volley nugget fireballs, burns down behind them
>Mission successful
>>28270993
>God Emperor Trump gives them all a Medal of Honor
>Boys, those Muslims got FOIRED
>>28270941
Put your father's gun away, son.
>>28270746
>Don't threaten me with a good time
L. O. L.
>>28270746
The only weapons that aren't locked up are a mossberg 500 with a box of buckshot and a sig p938 w/ two mags. I'm not entirely pleased with my odds tbqh
"sand potato"
got me good.
>>28270778
You really want to die huh? Or do you just relish the thought of a challenge?
44 Remington new army
>>28270993
I have a '78 firebird. How'd you know?
>>28270746
>Shitposting from my trailer out in the boonies
>Hear shitty kebab recruitment music from toyota pickup rolling up the driveway
>My whole life has led up to this point
>Grab AK, one finger on trigger. Other hand clutching donkey dick
>Leave stock folded. I won't need it
>Kebab music stops. Hear truck doors open
>Kick my own door down and began bump firing at now scattering sand niggers
>All those cokefag videos I watched are finally paying off
>Dump 10 or 12 mags in rapid succession, one or two beards slotted
>I have no fear. Thanks to iraqvet8888 I know my WASR has many more mags to go before it gets near the point of catastrophic failure
>Choking and near blind from the fumes of all the corrosive 7.62x39 I seek cover in the nearest ditch just like buck angel has taught me
>A lone kebab advances as I reload
>I take a quick glance and see he has an stg44
>Thanks to based Ian I know he has no bayonet and is probably out of ammo
>Decide to have fun with this one
>Remove muzzle break from AK. Attach solvent trap adapter in it's place
>At that very moment a kebab shoots my dog and announces I'm under arrest
>Fast and furious went much much deeper than we thought
>MFW
>>28270815
>terrorists attack
>little did they know it was nuggetfest
>>28270746
just my katana...
>>28271997
i love you
>>28271817
So do I.
>>28272019
Skip to 1:30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXVVlqT1W4
Then cream your pants with all dat bolt workin.
>>28271817
>>28272053
Make that 3.
It's the unofficial /k/ar of /k/. There was a strawpoll on here a year or two ago. Something like 19% of /k/ommandos drive a '78 Firebird. Not even making this up, and I have no idea why.
>>28270746
AR15 with underslung 37mm flare launcher.
I would definitely shoot flares at them, the military 26.5mm flares, which I got an adapter for, burn hot.
>>28270746
>don't threaten me with a good time sand potato
flamenwerfer and mp40
>>28270746
>Don't threaten me with a good time sand potato.
Kek, that better be real
>>28272072
>that bayonet that falls off
Thank you for sharing this with us /k/omrade.
>>28270746
My only two weapons, Star Super B and FEG AP MBP.
>tfw you only have yuropoor knockoff guns
>>28272072
Holy fuck, I'm not even kidding when I said I dribbled some precum into my pants when I heard that bolt work.
>>28270746
> Sand Potatoe
Top kek.
>>28270746
>according to Minnesota, you shooting someone after saying a few mean words is not self defense. Regardless of what they're physically doing, and regardless of where you are at.
>>28270941
>That pic
I concur, my loadout would be:
-FAL w/subsonic ammo and can,
because fuck tinnitus
- The Luger-wielding Autism Speaks poster-child for maximum psyops on kebab prior to their demise.
Saiga 12 with some 00 Buck
>>28270746
Two weapons?
>*unsheathes katakana*
>psh, nothing personnel kid
>>28272122
Underrated.
>>28272496
>regardless of where you are at
Sounds like a shitty place to live if you can't defend your home from trespassing murderers.
>rig dead pig to explode
>takes out half a dozen kebabs who were too close
>the rest are covered in pig guts
>come out with chink SKS blazing while they're distracted by pig guts
>no time to reload, switch to nugget
>just barely miss their leader, shockwave from the round passing tears his face off
>discard empty slavshit
>remaining kebabs think they've one, begin chanting "allahu ackbar" and raising their guns in the air
>but they don't know that in a drunken stupor I tied the bayonets to my arms
>rush kebab, stabbing wildly with my bayonet arms
>police arrive to a bunch of dead kebab covered in exploded pig guts and a drunk man in hot pink slippers and a bathrobe eating a bowl of cereal on the porch
>try to wave to the officers
>stab myself in the eye with bayonet arms
never forgetti
>>28270926
Oooh
>>28270958
>i know nothing about muslims
>>28272027
Fat guy seems like he's actually into it, not like some neckbeard who just wants to be edgy.
My AK-47(150$ in Kurdistan) and SPG-9(2.800$ in Kurdistan) should do.
>>28272027
this is like butter
>>28270993
>MISHAWN CUMPLEET
>>28273273
Hello fellow kurd.
Nice to see another one of us here
>>28273240
we have a great deal of affection for will keith
>>28270746
Tavor and mini draco
>>28272027
aside from the fact that the dude is fat and silly looking, I actually don't mind this not really cringe at all
>>28270746
a gun free zone sign of course
93r's akimbo
>>28270746
Webley mk iv and Remington automatic shotgun.
>>28270746
My erect coc. If any you have ever seen a Serbian film you know how formidable a weapon it can be
Tavor. For the irony and because it's kick ass.
>>28270746
>AR-15.
>Fluttershy plushy.
>>28273604
And steyr l9a1 just cuz its usually within arms reach.
Obrez
>>28271997
Hahahahahaha 10/10
>tfw you arent on any isis kill lists
>>28273628
>Shitty gun and shittiest pony.
You are dead.
>>28273628
pony is stupid and for faggots, go bathe in horseshit and fulfill your fantasies faggot
>>28273796
>>28273806
Alright, I need you to calm down on your autism a little.
>>28270746
SMLE No. 1 MK III* with tracer rounds for the lulz.
Sig 510
Sig P210
Because fuck them
>>28270993
>implying a '78 bird isn't a badass car
>Sand potato noises outside my door
>My time is now
>Don't Stahlhelm and plate carrier
>grab Russian SKS
>Grab BR 30-06 K98 clone
>Moss500 on backup
>M1895 on standby
>Ghost Division on surround sound
>Utter prayer to the /k/ube, blessing the kebab removal that is to occur
>fling front door open and open up with a hail of SKS firing
>Drop SKS, reacquire target, remove with K98
>Bayonet next, discard
>Mop up resistance with Mossberg.
>Cops arrive to gore washed killing field
>Greet them with pulled pork sandwiches
Norinco M305 with Archangel AA700 20-round mags, because the RCMP and their mag cap restrictions can suck my salted nuts.
>>28273929
WANT
Well at least the short 57. (have the p49)
>>28270815
i smell nuggetfest
>>28272110
If you include any year firebird it probably gets up to around a third, I've got an 89.
>>28270993
FInally some capworthy /k/ greentext again. Thanks fellow anon
>>28273929
das hawt!
So is this a thing? Does ISIS really try to "cyber bully" people?
>>28274291
I miss my 89 firechicken.
>>28270746
>Two hands, two weapons.
>My testicles
>My girlfriend's testicles
>>28274194
hey steve
hows goes the hose dragging?
>>28272027
that seems pretty sharp actually. i wonder where he got it
>>28270746
AR-15 and
>muh dick
the enemy who fears the desecration of his corpse is less likely to commit to a fight.
>>28270746
>We will find you
>Keep it up or else
>>28272027
Ima be real, I probably couldn't do that. Props to him for having a hobby that doesn't involve shouting at 12 year olds over the internet.
Maybe someday I'll get one too.
>>28274211
Well if you live in Switzerland, it's pretty easy to have
>>28270746
Pic and a MP-9
>>28274782
I do but id have to make it myself. And since I dont know where I could get such a barrel well....
>>28274978
You can bring a normal Fass 57 to a gunsmith, but I don't know the price
>>28274999
Ill have to look into that thanks. (But Im pretty sure one wont do it because the entire store is just wood and steel. The 57 and 90 are the only semis he has.)
>>28274999
>>28275025
How is Fass 57? Few found their way here and are going for 2.500$US. I might get one.
>>28275044
I text the dealer. Select fire Fass 57 with five 24 round magazine and 1.200 round of 7,5x55mm for 2.500$ or 7,62x51mm 510-4 for 2.800$ with same as above.
>>28275078
>>28275044
We pay around 400-600 Chf depending on quality.
>>28275090
He said they look brand new build and with no barrel problems. I asked for pictures including chamber and magazine to make sure he is not bullshitting me.
>M44 Mosin
>Crimson Caravan claymore pillow
>3 ISIS assault trucks roll into cul'de'sac
>Shoulder SCAR-17s
>BOOM!
>cheap milsurp ammo cracks the plastic receiver in half
>Grab CZ-75B
>Unload full magazine into first ISIS trooper, doesn't seem to even slow him down
>Is it body armor?
>No, just 9mm.
>Grab nugget
>Can't work bolt it's so gummed with cosmoline it can barely breathe
>At least it's got a bayonet I affixed on the first day and was never able to remove
>Chuck it like a spear and it lands laterally on the driveway and the stock cracks in half
>Grab Ka-BAR
>Tear off shirt
>Cut one thick line of red across chest
>>28273273
ey, you guys doing alright?
>>28275176
Doing well. I am still on home rest got release from hospital yesterday. My Company is headed back to front tomorrow their rest got cut short. I hope the replacement OR-6 for me treat them well.
>>28271997
I don't get it :(
mg42 and a nebelwerfer 41
>>28273587
>>28273512
Middle schoolers are here
>>28272164
A flare launcher? Really? Why not something that is actually lethal like a 40mm HE?
>>28270746
I only have a katana and always a can of pork sausage with lentils just in case. :^°
>>28275251
are you the guy from instagram
>>28270746
calico 960a
vz 61 scorpion
>>28275671
No. What guy is it?
>>28275734
pershmerganor
>>28270746
I have only one firearm, a DDI stamped AKM. POS double feeds and fails to extract quite frequently.
I'm a dead man.
>>28275850
No. He seems to be Norwegian. I be will American when I marry my fiancée. She is Swedish/American and our daughter has her American citizenship already.
>>28270746
I will be using my dick to ass fuck then back to tatooine.
I will then shove a different pork sausage down their throats and enjoy the last gurgle of stupid sand people.
http://youtu.be/f5ln7AyzxmU
I would blast this and yell COME GET ME YOU YELLOW BELLIED COCKSUCKERS wearing nothing but socks and a strap on
>Scar H
>1911
>>28270746
I'd use my homemade potato gun and load it with ham hocks and pork sausages.
>>28273130
Fuck off sand nigger no one wants you and your murder moon cult bullshit
My BCM AR and my Walther PPQ m1. Pretty generic, but it works.
I could take my hand nugget and type 53 but I'd probably die before I could get a shot off heuheu
>>28275972
>using potato gun to remove sand potato
>>28270746
This is fake, we are religion of peace, anon :^)
>>28271817
>>28272110
That's just bizarre. I had picked up a '77 Firebird not less than a week ago.
>>28275626
>not wanting to watch the kebab burn slowly from the wound in their chest
>>28276559
>>28272110
>>28270993
>>28271817
Boof has one that he was trying to sell a few months ago
>>28276559
Bitchin trans am
