So /k/, I posted a thingy here last week asking for any info on getting an MI-6 working that came from Chernobyl. Some of you suggested I just go and buy one for dirt fucking cheap from the slavs. Well, I found one. So who wants to join me on a quest to get the /k/ copter working?
http://pilotmarket.net/aircrafts/Aircraft_For_Sale/Helicopters/Mi/listing-13766-52254689.html
>>28263600
if you have a master plan to raise 150,000$ then im game.
>>28263600
if you can manage to buy one I will help repair it I'm a jet mechanic
>Working but, not suitable to flights
>Came from fucking CHERNOBYL
Yeah, no.
>>28263600
Aluminum retains gamma radiation. That thing is literately a cancer copter.
>>28263624
Bake sale mother fucker!
>>28263654
Perfect for /k/ amirite?
>>28263640
It don't say it did. The old thread I posted I wanted to get one from Chernobyl, this one's totally legit and not like sitting in a microwave.
>>28263654
ad posted in 2007
>buys slav chopper
>flies to NuggetFest
>gives anons rides
>event ends
>days later, reoccurring thread "radiation general" initiated
>literal cancer rampant among attendees
>thanks for the ride in the /k/ancer /k/opter: rotors of radiation edition
>Posted: 2007-06-20
Probably not be for sale still. Also, there's literally no indication that it came from Chernobyl besides the fact it's in Ukraine.
>>28263654
and the bad thing is?
>>28263600
>that came from Chernobyl
Oh boy...
>>28263600
Nice shitpost.
>>28263600
>http://pilotmarket.net/aircrafts/Aircraft_For_Sale/Helicopters/Mi/listing-13766-52254689.html
>Maintenance Inspections Certifications: Working but, not suitable to flights.
So what are you going to do with it then?
down in the message from seller even states
>taken off from exploitation in Russia
cheeky breeky ukranians bribed and/or stole a russian Mi-6 and brought it home.
>>28263600
/k/ is getting more and more delirious by the day. you morons come up with these plans to be "mercenaries for polynesia", create your own "/k/ island to live on", or buy a fucking helicopter
its cool to dream but be real OP. /k/ cant even decide on its favorite color much less do something of this caliber
>>28263600
Its been sitting in a field since 2002. The reason for that is that the flight safety certification has been cancelled in Russia since 2002. That's the RUSSIANS said this old piece of shit is to dangerous to fly.
Hell the fucking tail rotor blades are made out of WOOD. You would have to cast new ones from composites (usually alloy core with honeycomb carbon fiber) even then blades strong enough for this thing would cost almost what ? Like 50k for a one off set ?
Then you have to work the engines back D-25V turbo shafts. The company that made them Soloviev has changed names several times but now exists as Aviadvigatel. They are the only ones that have to tooling to service this unique 5 blade fan engine.
Then comes the fucking fuel. This machine was made in a time when gas didn't really cost anything since everything was provided by the state. The fucking helicopter weighs 60,000 pounds and takes about 15,000 pounds of fuel which is about 2,000 gallons of gasoline each time you fly. Even that nets you a range of only 374 miles on full load (90,000 fucking pounds) and a service ceiling of 15,000 feet.
Now imagine this thing taking off? The backwash and sound would be absolutely insane. Only a few civilian airfields on earth would allow this monstrosity to land. Hell the weight of it alone might cause most concrete helipads to crack.
Your looking at bare minimum $500,000 dollars just to get this thing airborne and that's assuming the engine refurbish is 200k which is a very low estimate I am hoping the rest of the air frame doesn't need any work and we both know that that't not true either.
>>28263850
Our favorite color is obviously all of them except blue.
>>28263654
What /k/would need, literally.
>>28263851
>the haunting and chill voice of reason
>crushing /k/s dreams, one thread at a time
>>28263695
I can only imagine a bunch of unwashed NEETs in slavshit and a huge assortment of rifles selling brownies on a small table with a Hello Kitty cloth.
Also, ejaculating into the batter.
>>28263600
>paying for something that gives you cancer
smoker detected
>>28264651
>haunting and chill
no thanks i like my body uninhabited
Not getting a Super Puma for 1400$
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Eurocopter-AS-332L1-Super-Puma/183259
>>28263851
Worry not about my funds, I have a way to procure them. Including a bake sale. I live in Colorado kind of around all of the weed stores; I'll have that 500K in no time.
>>28263843
If nobody's looking for it, I'm buying the mother fucker.
>>28263850
"Nothing is impossible!"
- Shia LaBeouf"
>>28263600
The only way it would be worth is if you outfitted it to be a giant Hind and made the crew wear Soviet CBRN gear.
Even if it didn't come from Chernobyl, I still think that should be a crew requirement just for style alone.
>>28263748
Underrated post of the month.
>>28263600
I think you're asking for a life of pain if you would ever consider getting something of that size and complexity.
Just look at the cockpit. Do you realize how much trouble and bullshit is involved in getting sensors and shit to work correctly and reliably? This why a certain few people get paid a shitload to work on this type of shit. Even with a circuit schematic, you're going to be knee deep in the shit
>>28263624
>just 150k
the shell is 150, but renovating it could easily cost 10 times that amount when you consider engine rebuilds, structural repairs, replacement rotors, paint, electrical work, hydraulic work
Yes you can probably do most of it yourself, but its still going to cost alot. Electronics and engine work need specialists, period. An engine rebuild on something of that size can go for about 100-200k
>>28263600
If you actually get it you better fly that big fucker to meet-ups... assuming it is indeed just random slavshit, not from Chernobyl.
>>28264774
You're never gonna have paranormal sex with an attitude like that
>>28265699
No. I don't want a Hind. Everyone keeps saying to get one. Well tell me, with your Hind, can you convert it to a giant roving helicopter pimp wagon and party with high dollar executives and snort cocaine off stripper's asses at 15 thousand feet? I don't think so.
>>28263834
there's a difference between "suitable" and "possible"
>>28265784
>Not wanting to ride the /k/ancer /k/opter
It's like you don't have a full NBC kit or something.
>>28265640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>28266525
I really wish I did actually. Be nice to be the one safe guy on the block when Super AIDS goes airborne.
>>28266583
Pffft, fuck that. It'd mean you could safely ride /k/'s /k/ancer /k/opter, AKA the /k/k/k/.
Former US Navy Avionics Tech, and current auto mechanic here, I've worked on multiple airframes, and if anyone does decide to get one of these I'd be more than happy to help restore it.
>>28266882
Would definitely be a nifty thing to safely ride in a radiation spewing behemoth.
Why dont me just build a new one from scratch
>>28265885
>hind has a 15k ft ceiling and can carry people
yes, I can...
>>28263600
Anything that hasn't been parted out is too toxic to expose even Soviet conscripts to.
Not even with yours.
Pic: count me in.
>>28265885
You can actually.
I see a market for such things.
Thank you.
Coming to a party near you.
>>28263600
>used, rotten Mi-6
already crazy
>been in Chernobyl
Alright anon, I'll put it short for you: some materials hold radiation really well. Guess what? Helicopters have some of those materials. Walking into a helicopter that has been to chernobyl during the first operations means getting cancer.
There is a reason they've all been abandoned into a field. They're fucking traps.
>>28263600
>not airworthy
Oh you're gonna love getting that thing certified.
$150k? That's cute.
He said the one he found wasn't a chernobyl copter... jesus people... read.
This shit is literally impossible and let me tell you why, aside from what everyone else has said above ^
First, ultimately if you want to restore it youre going to have to FIND a WILLING supply chain (which is going to be paramilitary guys from the other side of the world) to import huge parts into the United States and special airframe specific tools that pre date the first personal computer ever created all while affording it.
Second, no. To have that kind of airframe sitting around for 40+ years without routine calender inspections done (semiannual corrosion, nondestructive airframe inspections, rework of the flight critical components like main rotor blades and the tail pylon) etc, obviously you've never worked on an aircraft like that before. The main and tail rotors need to be properly tracked so the vibes wont toss you out of the seat and flip the bird on its side because you need special equipment to measure and adjust those motherfuckers. Plus, youre going to need a lot of support equipment to handle and remove and replace those parts, aka good luck finding a crane and a blade handler if you dont want to walk a 400 pound component off of the top of the aircraft. Flight control rigging kits and the like which is going to cost a LOT of money to find that are still calibrated and not bent to shit.
Third, youre going to have to translate thousands of pages of maintenance publications which are probably FOUO and classified so youre gonna have to translate some shit ass number station for a couple of decades in order to piece together enough information to not shit your retarded pants the first time you try to buff a dent out of the dorsal fins and then cry because you wasted 100k on fiberglass and aluminum waste.
But all the while , good luck living out your 16 year old CoD fetishes.
If you ever need a party bus for your party bus then Mi-10 is what you want to buy.
There are a few survivors.
>>28267879
I work with bimbos that can source that stuff.
You live on the incorrect side of the pond.
>>28267955
* some of the bimbos are related to oligarchs.
They get everywhere.
This thread seems to state that making this thing not a deathtrap would be prohibitively expensive.
Maybe go for a submarine, instead?
http://www.projectboats.com/whiskeysub.html
>>28268164
>go for a submarine
>implying a vintage mothballed submarine cobbled back together by 4chan handicaps isn't going to be a deathtrap
>>28268225
Well, hey, it's easier to make something sink than make something fly, haha.
>>28268164
God that website is shady as shit
>>28268483
Yeah, and the fucking background makes me want to claw my eyes out, but I doubt it's any more less shady than OPs ad (which has been up since 2007).
>>28263600
Rotor craft pilot here.
If you acquire it and somehow return it to an airworthy state, I'll quit my job and fly it for you. Good luck paying to restore it, not to mention all the time spent restoring.
>>28268637
Source on anime hop mommy!
>/k/ will never have It's personal helicopter with a big "/k/" painted onto it.
>>28268662
One of us will win the lottery someday. Now we have a goal.
>>28268667
If any of the boards ever have an aircraft, my money's on this one.
>Or maybe /n/, but I don't really know what they do there...
>>28263600
is it really worth catching cancer from some slavshit helicopter?you should think about it twice
Rad worker here. Also non practicing A&P mechanic. I'm down for a chernobyl bird or fixing something up as an "experimental".
>>28268637
I hunger for sauce on this image
>>28263600
Are you aware that these things burn around 700 gallons of fuel per hour?
>>28268164
I bet that sub smells like moth balls and failure
>>28268637
>>28268648
>>28268942
sabagebu platy
>>28269038
Late-40s Soviet sub, so... yeah, probably.
Heh, apparently the Norks still have some in active service.
>>28268164
It's just a fact of life that aircraft are expensive as fuck.
A Cessna 150 (a car analogy would be the Honda Civic) from the 1970s runs around $30k to $40k. And this is a tiny little plane that can barely seat two and has a range that most economy cars can beat.
>>28265761
It's mostly altimeters and shit to keep you level on your position to the ground or whatever. I got certified a few years ago to fly a Canadian airbus so I got a decent idea of what's going on. I skydive too so I got that going for me (if it even does help?).
>>28269088
God it must suck to live on that thing
>>28265784
No Chernobyly on this one m8. Gonna be Slav as fuck and yes, if you want to get on board just email my crew at the website we'll set up and we'll fucking party like it's 1975.
>>28263748
That was beautiful.
>>28267770
But can it be a FULL sized strip club inside? The Hind can get like 10 people in it right? Pretty sure that the Hook can hold a few more bodies than that.
>>28265263
Either they left out 4 zeroes, or that's how much it costs to rent it for two hours.
>>28267806
for like the five billionth time, this isn't coming from Chernobyl.
>>28268164
I'll just leave my expertise in dealing ships and subs.
Don't
Just get on with your life and buy a normal boat.
Don't please god.
>>28263654
gamma radiation makes hulks. this is a hulkacopter, and you're wrong.
>>28267708
That big fucker has a PET Jet Ranger ?
>>28268164
I'd rather fall to my death but POSSIBLY live instead of drowning in a tin can.
>>28268637
I got a way of getting money. I'll take you up on the offer if I do get the beast.
>>28268662
Just you fucking watch, m8.
Contributing with links to Mil-helis.
http://www.aerotrader.com/dealers/Global-Plane-Search-3014994/listing/1972-Agusta-Iroquois-%28Huey%29-205A-I-116675713
http://www.aerotrader.com/dealers/Global-Plane-Search-3014994/listing/1979-Sikorsky-Black-Hawk-116661746
http://www.aerotrader.com/dealers/Global-Plane-Search-3014994/listing/1984-Boeing-Vertol-116675559
Planes
http://www.aerotrader.com/dealers/Global-Plane-Search-3014994/listing/1976-Siai-Marchetti-SM.1019-116653422
A FUCKING MIG FOR LESS THAN MT CURRENT HOME!
http://www.aerotrader.com/dealers/Global-Plane-Search-3014994/listing/1965-Mig-21PF-116653420
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/NANCHANG-CJ-6A/1987-NANCHANG-CJ-6A/1405411.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/BEECHCRAFT-T34-MENTOR/1956-BEECHCRAFT-T34-MENTOR/1406449.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/NORTH-AMERICAN-P-51-MUSTANG/1944-NORTH-AMERICAN-P-51-MUSTANG/1369599.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/NORTH-AMERICAN-AT-6G/NORTH-AMERICAN-AT-6G/1331611.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/YAKOVLEV-YAK-11/1995-YAKOVLEV-YAK-11/1405407.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/YAKOVLEV-YAK-9-UM/1944-YAKOVLEV-YAK-9-UM/1393187.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/BEECHCRAFT-T34A-MENTOR/1956-BEECHCRAFT-T34A-MENTOR/1389565.htm
http://www.controller.com/listingsdetail/aircraft-for-sale/CANADIAN-CAR-FOUNDRY-HARVARD-MKIV/1952-CANADIAN-CAR-FOUNDRY-HARVARD-MKIV/1395149.htm
>>28268841
Yes. It is worth every bit of cancer for just a few moments of bragging that I got one of THE biggest helicopters in the world to fly and a bunch of freaks on the interwebz helped me do it.
>>28269381
>Implying Nork subs ever leave port
>>28269592
Hey thanks dude.
>>28269592
Moar plenes
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Focke-Wulf-P149D/187362
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Aero-Vodochody-L-39ZO/187488
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Lockheed-C-130A/290
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/MiG-15UTi/144691
http://www.aviationclassifieds.com/1982-Sikorsky-HH-3F-for-sale/190191
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Westland-Ltd-SA-341-Gazelle/176835
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Stinson-105-L-5G/165147
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/McDonnell-Douglas-DC-3-Skytrain/116159
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Eurocopter-SA-319-Alouette-III/192247
>>28269620
I'm always looking out.
>>28263600
>working but not suitable for flights
>100k for a rusting shell
>150k to transport said rusting shell
good luck
I'm only half through the second page and i'm skipping most of them.
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/North-American-T-6-Harvard/161686
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Bell-205-UH-1H-Iroquois-(Huey)/158070
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/MiG-21/158501
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Aero-Vodochody-L-39-Albatros/157955
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/MiG-29/158498
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Lockheed-F-104-Starfighter/158475
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/MiG-21/158499
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Mil-MI-35/158507
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Lockheed-F-104-Starfighter/158474
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/Mil-MI-24/170732
http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Splash/North-American-T-28C-Trojan/191175
Is that all you need or do you want more?
>>28266975
I'll keep you in mind too. I find it funny that everyone who isn't some form of jet mechanic tells me to fuck off with my bullshit, but you guys are just like "fuck yeah let's do this".
>>28267489
Asked that in the last thread. 2 mut munneee.
>>28267929
Actually not a bad idea.
>>28269689
I'm good dude, that's plenty.
>>28269592
How do MIGs even get into the us or any where in the western part of the world
>>28269869
Alright.
I had plenty more of pages.
113 to be exact.
>>28269890
>Hey steve!
>Yeah?
>The boss told us that a bunch of ruskie MIGs are going to be transferred here to be scrapped!
10 years later they find like 60 in an abandoned hanger in the desert.
>>28263834
The main plan is to just fucking party all over the planet. Convert the cargo bay into a high dollar strip club for big wig executives to party. It'd be like Uber except you can snort coke off high dollar stripper's asses and do whatever the fuck you wanted. I'd run the business like a skydiving operation and have the customers pay for fuel and the like. They're fucking rich so they'll have no problem with it.
>>28263654
>Aluminum retains gamma radiation
You're a moron.
>>28270082
Implying this wouldn't happen to a bunch of rich guys and strippers
http://youtu.be/7p6hqMnsLFY
>>28270206
This is why we have waivers. "I will not sue in the even of my retardation getting myself or others killed." Also, I've been try to find that video for a while because the USPA ran their story about it a while back in one of their magazines and I needed to see it. Thanks my negro amigo.
>>28270082
The interior doesn't really have that high class strip club look to it
>>28270497
Not with that attitude it doesn't.
>>28265582
>And in local news, a 27 year old man was shot and killed today by security guards while attempting to rob a marijuana dispensary with, get this, a russian bolt action Nosin Magat assault rifle.
>Boy, he must have been sampling the wares to try to come up with that plan, eh Jim? Haha.
>And here's Greg with the weather.
>>28270517
CHUK-CHUK-CHUK SO DO CHUK-CHUK LIVE AROUND HERE CHUK-CHUK-CHUK-CHUK WHAT? CHUCK CHUK (drinks splashing on everything)
>>28263748
Golden, truly golden.
>>28270543
No he plans on selling baked goods near dispenseries
>>28270497
I know it looks like.... well it's main purpose or getting people from A to B. But with a bit of modernizing, some sexy looking carpet or some type of new floor and two stripper poles. Dress it up to look real sexy inside. Also are you sure that's the right helicopter? Seems too small to be the Hook.
>>28270543
Bruh.
>bake brownies
>sell next to pot shops
>cash the fuck in
>>28269689
There's actually a decent number of people who have restored Trojans to airworthy condition and fly them
>>28270594
>>28270622
Fuck me, my eyes glided right over that part in the middle
>>28270647
it's kewl we all do it.
>>28270597
I think theirs another corridor threw that door
>>28268483
Thought so too. An no subs for sale on there. Just a few old used sport fishing boats.
Must be bermuda pirates
>>28270707
We would need someone who could read/speak russian to fly it
Bitches love boats and planes, why not do both with the PBY Catalina.
http://www.columbiapacificaviation.com/trainingsalesetc/aircraftforsale.html
>>28270814
Suave af
>>28270858
>>28269629
>http://www.globalplanesearch.com/listing/aircraft-for-sale/Lockheed-C-130A/290
I bet you can throw a hell of a party in the back of a c-130. Anyone have 2.7 million lying around...
>>28270735
It's all suka blyat for me.
>>28263600
>MI-6
Good luck ever, ever, EVER finding spare parts or someone familiar with flying one.
>>28263640
>Came from fucking CHERNOBYL
Where does it say that?
Bumping to keep thread going
I know utair has some in their fleet. Im sure they have mechanics and pilots that could provide consulting if someone wanted to restore one
>>28263851
whose ass did you pull those numbers out of?
