How would /k/ deal with a treacherous turncoat traitor that's killed dozens of your buddies?
>>28260071
by trying to kill him
>having dozens of buddies
I wish.
>>28260071
Shoot him.
>>28260071
Kill him and burn the corpse.
>>28260071
Shoot him, that pussy doesn't even force
he doesn't have the Jedi reaction time necessary to block blaster bolts. motherfucker gets wrecked by my E-11
>>28260634
You're forgetting that that negro was the only trooper to make it through basic and actually hit a target.
>>28260071
Watching this guy beat that traitor's ass was the highlight of the entire movie for me.
>>28260853
Also the only motherfucker in the film with some trigger discipline
>>28260071
Found out who plays him /k/, it was Daniel Craig.
>>28261010
I got hard when solo got pissed at all the muzzle sweepers
>>28261049
No, Daniel Craig is the one who lets Rey go after she Force-controls him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYyuo7gm-aQ
>>28261208
>no TRAITOR
Where do I get a figure of TR-80 anyway?
>>28260071
His designation is TR-8R
Traitor?, are you hav'n a giggle m8?
The Old Empire was ruled by a HUMAN Sith Lord. The new "Supreme Leader" is some Alien trash that blew up around 5 prominently Human Worlds. WAKE UP PEOPLE.
Why couldn't the light saber go through that shitty stick?
>>28261350
its made of electrical
>>28260071
TRAITOR!
Although I never did get that with Finn, the janitor stormtrooper. On that raid they had with the village one of his comrades is shot, and it seems like he cared about him loosing his life as he was clearly shaken, however in the next scene he has no trouble killing all the other storm troopers for the rest of the movies. What happened to him?
>>28261397
They were trying to kill him the other times.
Sith lord?
More like edge lord!
>>28261397
Why did they send a janitor on arguably the most important raid for the first order?
9mm glockazine
>>28261447
>Why did they send a janitor on arguably the most important raid for the first order?
That is also a valid point. Someone on /tv/ said it was his noncombatant job, but wouldn't stormtroopers just do working parties? I just wanted to see more Captian Phasma.
>>28261457
And it was also the first time he had seen combat, seems sub optimal.
>>28261457
>>28261469
They need to go shoot people for real at some point, there's only so much training can do, and he had reportedly been up to standards before that.
>>28261469
>>28261480
I don't know, the movie had so many discrepancies. I enjoyed it though.
This First Order sucks ass, the Galactic Empire was waaaaaaaaay better.
Fuck them, bring the empire back.
Fin was my favorite main character, the acting was good and the character was well written
I cried when red 6 got shot down though ;_;
And still haven't found any decent r34 of Captain Phasma
How did 15 minutes to charge the superweapon take so goddamn long?
The protagonists climbed huge-ass ladders, and skittered around snowy landscapes and labyrinthine hallways. No fucking way that was only 15 minutes.
>>28261457
Why the fuck did she comply with their orders? Surely there would be a secret alarm, or a code that locks shit down for them. Whatever.
>>28261440
>take off your helmet within the first hour of the movie
>be a pretty boy faggot
Same with the general, what the fuck, give me a military man like Tarkin, not some angsty 20something.
>>28261541
I legitimately hope your entire post was a jab at satire.
>I obsess over Disney products
Why are autists permitted to live?
>>28261560
4 (you)
>>28261555
Kinda yeah, Finn was the best though
>I obsess over a product that I have no investment in
>I remember every aspect of a fictional universe created by someone else
>I have never had a creative thought
Are Star Wars fans creativity cuuckolds?
>I don't own any Disney stocks and yet I make their product a large part of my life
>I have no reason to live outside of my one mutant kid who likely caught autism for me.
Perhaps Star Wars fans should be lined up against a wall. For the good of the genetic future.
>>28261576
Are you quoting something?
>>28261586
Is that Dylan Klebold?
>>28261254
Target has a pack with him and a rebel figure in one box
>>28261571
I can't believe the EU died for this bullshit.
>>28261608
EU was fucking trash filled by hack/creatively bankrupt writers, familia.
I know their fans are just as creatively bankrupt, but EU is objectively shit.
>>28261547
I got a bit whiff of "incompetence via arrogance" from them. Vader never threw temper tantrums, he just coldly executed the failures and promoted those who were promising. And Ren was the biggest example of that. A strong warrior, but thought with his outbursts and stupid urges instead of planning and plotting like a true Sith. A wild dog barely leashed, like Savage Opress.
>>28261608
>>28261625
Who da fuck is EU?
>>28261642
An irrelevant line of books/shows/games/etc. Don't worry about it.
>>28261642
European Union.
>>28261653
That's what I tought.
>>28261627
He was a fucking whiny babby faggot.
>>28261576
>That's no moon...
>>28261667
With a lightsaber he used to impotently wreck equipment instead of using the rage as a focus. Seriously, I think those troopers who heard him having a moment and just 180'd must have seen it before.
>>28261625
Whenever I picture people that hate this game all I can picture is a fat neckbeard doing what I can only call autismal screaming. And you ask them what was wrong with the actual gameplay, not the story, but how the game plays, and the only thing they can breing against it is that the lightsabers don't feel powerful enough. As if the lightsabers were the whole point of the game, and not the over the top force abilities. The game is called The FORCE Unleashed, not The Lightsaber Unleashed.
>>28261685
It was terrible. He was just an angsty child throwing temper tantrums. Should've just kept his helmet on the whole movie and commanding stormtrooper assault units. Everything that happened after that first scene just made him look like a little bitch.
>>28261699
It has nothing to do with a physics engine that flips the fuck out, the fact that you do the same motion again and again with no combos (in an fucking action game), the fact that all the force does is push/pull shit in the game and the fact that the game is boring as hell even after using Star Wars assets. And then you have the edgy story.
Face it familia, the game is boring as fuck.
Pic related is you and everyone else who likes this game.
>>28261685
>must have seen it before.
It did feel like that. "Shit, Kylo's having a bad day again, guess we're taking the long way to the cafeteria." "Forcedamit, they're gonna be all out of space brownies by the time we get there."
>>28261735
>no combos
So you didn't play the game.
>>28261735
I didn't think it was possible to cram that much faggotry into a mere 28 seconds
Also Force Unleashed a shit.
>Supreme Leader is an old white guy
>Not a North Korean Fat buddy
Disgutsting
>>28262089
Did anyone get a Sev'ish vibe when ren had the bloody handprint on his facemask?
>>28261549
The actor was in the Marine Corps, edgelord.
>>28261549
>character acts like a wangsty faggot
>actor looks the part
I don't see anything wrong here.
Everytime the nigger show up on screen I always get distracted by how big his nose holes are.
Here's your reply fag lad :^)
>>28261560
he looks like a genuinely good guy
>>28262758
He looks like he has apnea and a high pitched voice.
>>28262799
Why do these sad sacks always have the MILFest mums?
Real talk, I'd fuck the shit out of Rey.
F
>>28261440
On a scale of 1 to Prince Charles, how British looking is this guy? My god he's ugly.
>>28261699
TFU II was too short, needed more trooper slaughtering.
>>28263774
At least he's not [spoiler]fat[/spoiler]
>>28263747
I'd fuck any women that isn't fat and doesn't have a fucked face.
As would most men.
>>28260071
To think there was a time when it took electrostaves and special metals to stop lightsabers, not a damn stun baton.
>>28264102
>special metals
Bullshit EU bullshit is bullshit. Shove your cortorsis weaved dildo up your anal volcano, familia.
>>28264126
>never saw Clone Wars
>never saw episode 3
You really are this stupid, aren't you?
>>28261339
this desu senpai
>you have now realized your military is secretly controlled by non-humans to further their interests, not your own races'.
>>28264102
That baton has an electrofield around it, numbnuts. It's poretty much exactly a smaller electrostave.
>>28264132
>prequel shite
It was too dense, guess I missed it to be quite honest, familie.
>>28264132
Yeah, Grievous' magnaguards were parrying lightsaber strikes with their electrostaves like it weren't no thang. Phrik(the material the electrostaves are made of)at least, is canon
>>28261447
Like the Marines every storm trooper is a trigger puller.
>>28261440
I was disappointed that Sarah Jedi Sith looked like a katana wielding 4channer but at least his voice sounded cool in the mask.
>prequel trilogy got bashed for not being like original trilogy
>sequel trilogy gets bashed for being too much like the original trilogy
ho le fuk
they aren't even that similar from more than an aesthetic perspective. you're trying way too hard to force comparisons and parallels kek
I mean seriously go watch episode 4, then watch episode 7. Kylo is objectively a better villain within the progression of a single movie. Kylo is way more fleshed out, much more real, much more sympathetic with the audience.
yall fuckers hating on it need to chill the fuck out and wait for the big picture to come around before you bash it. We can't just pop in the next DVD and get our instant satisfaction, we have to wait a couple years before we get the next piece of the story. I'm fucking hyped.
>>28261715
But that's the POINT! Kylo is an angsty little cunt desperately trying to be Vader, and is failing at it. This is one of the things the movie is trying to show.
>>28260071
Hit him repeatedly with my monster cock
>>28261575
I like'd Fin when he was in full coward mode
>See's how fucked combat is
>wants to bail ship before it's too late
>Is pretty fucking beta desu
>Goes to Jakku
>Does not want to go back to Jakku
>WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO GO BACK TO FUCKING JAKKU
Can we agree that the laser sword fights were much better here than the prequels? No nigger flipping bullshit, just whacking the hell out of each other.
>>28265204
>they aren't even that similar from more than an aesthetic perspective.
And a few major plot points. Admittedly with some RotJ thrown in there as well. Unfortunately all the small callbacks helps remind us even more of 4-6, making the issue worse.
I would have preferred a bit less of this. They got the feeling/setting right, that's the similarities they should have, no need to keep piling up beyond that.
>and wait for the big picture to come around before you bash it.
The trilogy as a whole may end up benefiting from TFA being constructed more as a first third than as a complete movie on its own, but the movie itself suffers. You can look at it from either end, and criticise it accordingly.
>>28266968
Yes.
>>28266968
I haven't seen the behind the scenes versions yet, but they reportedly are using props now that actually light up and have appropriate balance to the weight to match how the swords are supposed to handle in setting.
>>28267283
that doesn't make any sense, light doesn't have a weight.
all the weight would just be in the handle.
>>28266968
there was actually some intensity to the fights rather than just "hurfa durfa fancy fancy"
>>28267451
Prequel fighting props were were just colored sticks with wooden handles, so there wasn't really any weight for the actors to feel in the hilt, and then 90% of their targets were CGI, so no impact resistance.
>>28267523
To be fair though, the only time you should be feeling "impact resistance" with a lightsaber is when you hit something strong enough to stop or resist it.
I was really happy how they brought back actual costumes and props for a lot of things though.
>>28267412
Lightsabers don't necessarily project only light
>>28268485
it would still be very unbalanced if it was projecting plasma
>>28261586
>Been a star Wars fan since 1977
>Actual guns used in the movies got me interested in firearms
>Still think fondly of the franchise that spurred my imagination and indirectly got me into firearms.
>Still enjoy the fictional universe of the franchise and like to talk about it
> wants to line me up against a wall and shoot me
>I wish a Neckbeard would, motherfucker
>>28264126
Sorry to rustle your jimmies, but cortosis is canon again.
>>28260071
Feed them to the skinwalkers of that time period
>>28261350
It's made of thescriptdemandsitum
>>28265097
Sounded bland I though. And once you see the face, you can't help but see some /r9k/ tier faggot behind the voice.
I would blast him and his dead body with a carl gustav until I get a nosebleed and start vomiting from carl gustaf's shockvawes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQyZagV85eo
>>28261549
>pretty boy
he looks goofy desu
big ears
>>28263774
I'd put him at about an 8.
>>28260119
underrated post
