ITT convince me not to hit on my BN's somewhat cute (or should I say OCONUS cute?) Assistant S2.
I am almost positive she has given me hints before;
>Have to in-process/do isoprep like 3x already
>Caught her staring/mirin when we did that stupid formation
Word on the street is she is in a process of divorce.The only way this could go sideways is if she goes; "Oh you are an Infantry PL? Where is your Ranger Tab?" She saluted me before and I told her not to do that because although I am a black bar we are of the same rank really.
She is also staying for block leave so we will see each other a bit...
FML, the temptation is too strong
>>28258583
The moment you hit it you quit it.
Do it... quietly.
>ITT convince me not to hit on my BN's somewhat cute (or should I say OCONUS cute?) Assistant S2.
Not familiar with these acronyms, but from the rest of the post I'm assuming she's some kind of officer located in the same place you are, rather close in the military structure.
If that's correct, I will say don't do it. Proximity in daily life is a major no-no, especially if it goes down in flames because then it's about impossible to avoid them- or worse, it causes a scene that can easily be twisted into your fault.
Also, "divorcing" is an automatic no. She's either married or she's not in the eyes of the military. You don't need a stupid adultery charge.
>>28258612
Yes she is an officer. Our buildings are separate and I only see her when I absolutely need to/formal occasions. Hence I knew something was up when they lost my paperwork like 3x already.
As far as the adultery charge, they have to prove intercourse. So we should be clear unless she gets preggo, no?
>>28258583
If it's easy for you, it was easy for the last guy too.. wrap it
>>28258605
Kek then she will slap your dumbass hershey bar ass with a SHARP case when she catches feelings.
Divorcees are great tho, I was banging a Russian qt golddigger who got divorced and used the money to go to college back in the day. She bought me shit ton of stuff and paid for my books that one semester wit dat alimony money.
>>28258583
are you really asking these faggots for advice? you're retarded.
>>28258633
As long as she's not the "he raped me" type.
I mean, if she's getting half from someone else, and then can claim mental trauma/disability from a one nighter with you, she'd be pretty fucking set right?
>>28258654
I havent made a move just yet. I figure since we are in a place where there are a lot more dudes than chicks that she probably gets hit on a lot. So I dont want to play that way. Plus she just got there.
>>28258633
>>28258612
She is not wearing a ring tho. She is an Intelligence Officer BTW, so she probably knows everything about me. Sooo the courtship dance is new to me.
Guise, you dont understand... she is hot in ACUs type of hot.
>>28258671
There are veterans and bros here on the chans. Of course their advice have to be taken with a grain of salt.
Would Capt America date a coworker and fraternize?
Wait...
>>28258583
Do it, but don't do anything physical until her divorce is finalized.
Brehs, she was running in front of me during the Battalion run, then when they said release she tried to race/get past me to the parking lot. And I was just having fun running at a sham pace. But naw, I wont let her catch me.
>mfw dat ass...
I need help brehs, otherwise I *WILL* hit on her on Monday! I am drunk as fuck and last night I had a sex dream about her
>>28258583
SHARP SHARP SHARP SHARP SHARP SHARP.
Who wants a military girl anyways? I stay away from that stuff in my unit, seen too many people grudgingly stay together because they have no choice but to see each other all the time. Imagine deploying with her after ya'll break up?
But, if you're so keen on buttering up that butter bar, that "almost positive" isn't a positive. At least wait til she's really divorced. Since when does "word on the street" mean jack in the military?
>>28258684
Even if you can see her ass through wet weathers, I'm still saying no.
>>28258794
Breh... dat ass tho...
Also, we are stationed in a place where there are like 10 to 1 females. Its driving me nuts.
I've been taking cold showers since I saw her. I dont even know how I would go about hitting on a peer to be quite honest bro
Why don't you have your tab, LT?
>>28258820
Refer to >>28258803
No good can come of this, sir. You've been in for a couple years, I'm guessing. Have any of these Army flings ever had a real happy ending?
>>28258823
Because I broke my shit in Florida and I really dont want to do it all over again. I'll be getting out of the Army in a year anyways so right now I am setting myself up for being a normal human being. Getting transferred to Brigade and all that good jazz so I can get good letters of recommendation so I can into Harvard MBA.
>Maybe this Soldiering/Officer isnt for me after all.
I have missed my generation's war.
>>28258823
answer this
>>28258860
>Have any of these Army flings ever had a real happy ending?
Havent witnessed one, really. Most of my battle buddies date civilians.
Unless a fling with a medical corps officer count? (in my opinion, no)
>>28258873
I bet you failed on push ups, didn't you you piece of filth. Infantry is soft these days.
>>28258898
No. But a lot of people did. I failed patrol, once though. I fucked up the link up and already had a minus once so I recycled mountains as well.
>>28258873
.....You aren't stationed at schofield are you?
>>28258921
I wish. JBER.
>>28258803
This guy gets it
>>28258931
Ouch. Nevermind. Thought you were an LT I knew.
And trust me, Hawaii fucking sucks.
>>28258583
>Considering sticking your dick in the pool of Jerry Springer grade trash that is females in uniform and/or military wives/girlfriends
I mean whatever, if white/ghetto trash is your thing and you lack the common sense to pay heed to the eleventy billion reasons to stay clear of anything with a vagina that resides 20km or less from post then have a blast.
>>28258873
If you're getting out soon, don't even try. Say something does last between you two (it won't, but it's fun to pretend.) You're getting ready to ETS, decide that it's time to break things off. She still has time to serve. She gets angry, files a SHARP complaint, goodbye Harvard.
I just don't see this turning out well. But what do I know, I don't have a commission...
>>28258961
I would think its different for officers. Different cultures and all.
Unless she is from the South.
>>28258944
Hawaii fag here; can confirm.
Also...>>28258583
Don't shit where you eat. The potential for drama in banging someone you more or less work with should override the need to lay pipe.
>>28258944
Dude. Its not -20 where he is at lol
>>28258978
>But what do I know, I don't have a commission
Stop. I hate it when NCOs do this.
I do see your point, though and I have thought of it. Think about it tho
>dat ass
>just got out of divorce so now she can get as dicked down as much as she wants so probably wont catch feelings since I am the rebound dude who is leaving soon
And that scenario is fucking evil, btw who would do such a thing?
>>28258990
>Grass is greener
Nah, fuck that shit.
I'm over it, and I just paint with broad strokes these days because the military, and most of it's members are largely deserving of it. As I get older, become more successful, and generally distance myself from the military the less effective my rose tinted glasses become. I'm thankful for the experience and all that, but I'm simply more apt to call it like I see it these days. To that end, women in uniform or associated with people in uniform are over-fucking-whelmingly the lowest grade of gutter trash you can find. It's almost a universal constant that women associated with the military or military life are incapable of making good decisions, as always there are the exceptions that prove the rules, but I've only ever met one and her sole focus was essentially how fucking fast she could get her husband out of the military.
>>28259015
Assholes, but I've seen it happen.
You gotta consider the circumstances of this divorce, though. What if he divorced her because he didn't wanna be with an Army girl, or live in Alaska, but she still loved him? Now she's not just looking for some D, she's looking for a shoulder to cry on, someone to fall back to, someone who can save her from her loneliness and the frozen hell called JBER.
>>28259015
>>28259076
I know you can get desperate in Alaska. I got a buddy at Wainwright. But you only got a year left. Stick to Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters, and keep that hooah in your pants
>>28259076
>Now she's not just looking for some D, she's looking for a shoulder to cry on, someone to fall back to, someone who can save her from her loneliness and the frozen hell called JBER.
I believe we are looking for the same thing, then. Maybe not the D part, thats what I bring...
Last I got laid was like 3 years ago (srs) I gotta get a hooker or some shit. Being in the military did NOT help my notch count one bit. It hurt it.
The winters get cold... I wouldnt mind someone to keep warm with. Maybe have a nice Christmas dinner.
This dating market is skewed with the 10:1 male to female ratio. I still dont know my COA.... I probably should hit on her at the gym. FUCK
>>28258583
>in a process of divorce
If this is true:
>disloyal
>used goods
Don't do it, you dumb faggot.
>>28259145
>Wainwright
Oh I've been there for a Joint Firepower Course and have buddies that are there. That place is the worst.
>1 place where the club sluts are at
>Joes are crawling all over said place and officers are discouraged to go
I went inside anyways.
>>28259157
>Whorish used/damaged goods
What is 99.9999999999999% of females associated with the military.
Again, nothing about sticking your dick anywhere near females associated with the military is a good idea.
>infantry pl
>being this retarded
Even considering messing with a wook is proof positive you are bootenant as fuck. How you got your black bar is beyond me. Come on man, you know how this will end. You're a fucking INFANTRY OFFICER. You could fuck any civilian on the market and you wanna chance it with her?
She could literally SHARP you for asking. For LOOKING.
Wake up (wake me up inside)
>>28259184
>Wake up (wake me up inside)
Cant wake up!
And what civilian? WHERE?!?! We all know military bases have a fucked up chicks to dude ratios! This is not college anymore! It was sooo much easier then that even *I* had to say no since I only have one dick.
What I will give to bring back those days...
Also I am an untabbed infantry PL, aka a shitbag in the eyes of the BC
Sheeeiiiit. I learned as a private that if it's a female and is wearing a uniform I probably shouldn't let my wiener get anywhere near it.
>>28259218
Are you in a light unit? Stryker? CAB?
>>28259269
>Pic related
>Also wht I thought life would be like when I joined
>>28259218
You're disgusting, for the following reason.
You've already made your decision, yet come here to ask any seeking validation.
Disgusting.
But respect to you for your service.
As a terminal lance i gotta say im not surprised this is what officers do on their spare time...are you late to a formation by any chance? And fuck it stick your dick in her but then leave
>>28259296
>CIBless slick sleeve O2
Thank you for your service.
>>28259293
Judging by the placement of literally every Airborne unit ever, you prolly want to travel about 45 minutes away from post before there is anything safe to fuck.
>>28259296
we are having a discussion,but you know, w/e spoil the fun I guess
>>28259306
Fuck you. Not my fault it ended quickly.
>>28259306
>Big army 11b
>no tab
>not even jump school
Thanks for your service
>>28259354
What was your least favourite part of school? Also how'd you do in Darby and mountains
>>28259354
Well maybe you should have enlisted like a real boy and gone to college after the fact, Sir.
I'm just fucking around with you though man, you really didn't miss much in the end. I've got cool stories, bad lower joints, and I'm about 7 years behind the life curve. Do your time, get out, and just forget about the whole experience until it's convenient, like applying to an MBA+JD program.
>>28259372
The entire thing, but if I had to choose then hands down Darby. It was the worst. Esp. since I went and took a chance at RTAC so I have like 48 hours to recuperate then I have to do it again. It truly was a suck fest.
>tfw super sexy Asian milf intel officer from JFHQ is seconded into our squadron
>working with me in my shop all the time and quickly opens up to me
>going through a divorce and trying to get her kids through college
>tfw enlisted and can't fraternize off duty
>>28259364
See
>>28259375
I've come to the realization that the more people harp on their military "accomplishments" the less they've actually gotten done in the world. Unless you have a truly exceptional military career, essentially nothing from military service is impressive. It's good for talking yourself up to civilians in some cases and opens a few doors but at the end of the day no one on the outside, a very narrow niche not withstanding, really gives a fuck you were in the Airborne, or I did time on section, or this dude went to Ranger school.
FFS my old man was in Group for 25 fucking years and still no one really gives a shit outside of the DoD system and PMCs.
>>28258583
>ITT convince me not to hit on
what the fuck are you thinking sir?
hell even as a private I wouldn't fuck around with another private. I absolutely cringe having to be alone with a female at any fucking time. Doesn't even matter if they're cool or not they can always retroactively change their mind. seriously even one false accusation from someone else and they can decide 'oh yeah me too' and gas light even years later. i fucking wish this shit was just 100% segregated so I would never even be put in the position of ever being around a female alone at any point at any time so it doesn't turn into some he said she said bullshit.
>>28259375
>Well maybe you should have enlisted like a real boy and gone to college after the fact, Sir.
If I had to do it all over again, I probably would go branch aviation and go warrant.
Now my shoulder will never be the same and I dont even have a tab nor a deployment to show for it.
I dont have that much cool stories but being a PL was a blast. And I wouldnt trade it for anything. Even if it meant sleeping in -25 degrees outside in Black Rapids.
>>28259305
Your post reads like you just discovered Terminal Lance a few days ago.
>>28259404
>time in sniper section
>never actually went to sniper school
>>28259404
This. You could've been the POGiest-POG but the civilians just see the uniform and assume you are a badass
>>28259410
Again, other than having my post-9/11 bill pay for my outrageous and ostentatious undergraduate education I really got nothing pragmatic out of the military. Maybe that's my fault, but again who fucking cares? No one does other than you and people whose opinions you largely shouldn't value.
It all comes to balance eventually.
>>28259404
You've grown up That Guy. What happened to you?
>>28259483
He is no longer "that guy"
IDK about you, but "that guy" in my PLT parties hard lol when I resign my commission next year I will party with my Platoon kek
>>28258659
This. Worst case scenario is that OP will be the one to catch feelings and then come next week he will make a thread about how he got counseled for stalking the AS2.
>>28259305
We can see through your lies bub, you are boot as fuck.
>>28259432
It probably did make me sound like a boot but why not fuck her? Shes not gonna be around forever right?
>>28259354
>Discussion
>mind already made up
>"Discussion"
>>28258583
If you haven't learned yet, sleeping with a female soldier is asking for a rape allegation.
>>28259462
I'm glad to see you still post here. Cheers.
>>28259483
I've just come to a point in my life where my service is in good perspective. I have an absolutely awesome wife who is a perfect blend of old-world morals and ethics with just enough American to keep it interesting. Enough in common that we can always get along but enough differences to keep things exciting, smart as they come, half-way good looking without being completely fucking crazy or bitchy. School has gone great for me and continues to go well, I have good friends whom themselves are just enough crazy to keep it interesting without creeping into recklessness.
I don't regret my time in, sure there are things I wish didn't happen to me, like blowing my knee out, nevertheless it was an overall positive experience. I have a lot of love for the guys I did my deployments with and do have a hand full of skills from the military that continue to invaluably serve me well after some restructuring to fit the civilian paradigm. In the end though it was just a phase, a transient lifestyle choice that came with it's ups and downs, just like going to college. But again, no one outside really gives a shit. Even the other veterans that I've met who have been separated for some time and moved on in life don't really give a shit outside of the "Yeah I was a 68W, I was an 11B" jabber.
End blog post, good evening to all.
>>28259590
>it's only a discussion if you agree wit me
>>28259632
I hate most trips, but I have to say I now have a sliver of respect for you, That Guy.
>>28258583
Don't do it sir. Do you want to leave the military with a SHARP (SAPR) case? I wouldn't even humor her with the flirty shit you say is going on. On the flip side, I've had a DivO that was more than just ship cute, especially after 3 months deployed...Porn and video games kept me from making a bad decision.
>implying this isn't a way to get thrown in the slammer
>>28258583
Medic here.
Just remember, if she's in the army she has some shit that you cannot treat with pills, creams or injections.
>>28259712
hmmm what if SHE is making the moves?
>>28258583
>DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT WE HAVE TOLD YOU? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN SHE GETS BORED WITH YOU?
>YOU. ARE GOING. TO FRY! THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT TREAD CAREFULLY.
>>28258694
Or a pound
>>28259793
Doesn't matter, you know they will fuck you over even if she ties you down and fucks you at gun point. Now I might have been slightly better off because I was junior...but you'd be fucked and not in a good way. (She's even married dude, you know how many people get busted for that!)
>>28259850
She is not married. She is getting divorced.
I'm wondering, do officers hookup with each other at all? Like getting married and stuff? It happens a lot with enlisted
>>28258583
>>28259879
Now not everything I'm saying will directly translate because I'm a Navyfag, but if they are even half as harsh on sexual assault in the Army as they are here, I wouldn't even make eye contact lasting more than 3 seconds with any female I didn't personally know.
"Getting Divorced" and "Not Married" Are very different things! I personally know someone who almost got discharged for seeing someone while in the middle of a divorce. (Only got out of it because he illegally obtained the proof of her infidelity.) Officer on officer is technically allowed but I would highly recommend not shitting where you eat.
>>28258583
Do it man! Do it! Don't listen to the pussies giving advice. You only live once. Throw it out there and see if she goes for it. Be a man and not a fucken boy. Half the guys giving advice are yet to graduate high school or are some POG.
>>28258583
>Word on the street is she is in a process of divorce.
The answer is no. Either way it ends bad.
Cuck
>>28259404
My friend and father figure I met while in just retired;
>made e-7 in 8 years
>ranger bat (tabbed obv) for 8 years
>group for 12 (spec pay for 03 work as a 25E)
>jumpmaster pathfinder etc
>pushed dudes out of planes in operation anaconda
>chillest man on earth with a wealth of advice transcending military
>wants nothing to do with the military and tells everyone he managed a Lowe's for 20 years
It makes sense. The military is a meme anymore and the perception is in worse shape than it ever has been. Everyone wants to say they salute the troops but nobody gives a fuck.
Source: 21 vets a day, etc
>divorce
Its a military broad, they are always in the midst of a divorce
>>28259879
>happens alot with enlisted
Enlistedfags lives aren't a standard that anyone should try and line up with.
>>28262203
kek
>>28258583
>PL
Probably another troll thread or the same lieutenant that's butthurt his men / superiors don't like him. Either way, how is this /k/-related
>>28262203
>enlisted lives
1. Flunk out of a no-name college in Idaho/Iowa/Indiana
2. Enlist
3. Play the pseudo intellectual card
4. Get some divorces under your belt
5. Get some child support payments under your belt
6. Get out to show the world you can make it on your own
7. Get a degree in Communications
8. Wonder why you can't get a job.
9. Cry about how the world doesn't appreciate vets.
>>28258873
Break it in blanding? Also, you in the 146?
>>28261982
>Berlusconi
That guy is alpha as fuck lol
>Go on deployment, extremely kinetic, get extended 3 months.
>Think about pussy 24/7 and jerk off twice daily.
>Get home and have sex with 10/10
>feelsgood.jpg
>Try and have sex again, can't cum. This continues for months.
>Driving to new job inna civilian world, see a car accident occur in front of me. I am the first on scene. I rip open the caved in car door. Passenger has a large piece of metal in upper right chest. Treated for foreign object/sucking chest wound. I'm feeling really goodd, lots of adrenaline. Second vehicle has an old woman with both feet amputated right at her ankles. I TQ her (yes im the fgt that has my armor and IFAK in my truck) Paramedics arrive and I hand over the scene. Wash my hands off with a bottle of water. And get back in my truck.
>Feels squishy and weird in my jeans.
>Unzip thinking I got injured in the mess. NOPE. I finally came.
>Baby wipe my self.
>Realize I have a problem.
tfw pussy means nothing to you anymore.
tfw sex with one 6/10 officer in your bn is the quickest way to ruin your life.
tfw I need help but have no one to turn to.
tfw I try fly to turkey but am stopped by the feds. I hide it from my family.
tfw my war is over and I am having trouble finding a reason to live.
>>28263959
>>28263959
OP here. I am jelly as fuck bro.
Anyways, I have drunk enough alcohol last night that you can light my blood on fire and jerked off to Amirah Adara and Stoya like 10 times already.
I have put on my blue hat and red hat and imagined every possible interaction with her and came to the conclusion that it will be awkward as fuck regardless. There is no good COA that will allow me to save face if I do get rejected initially, and even if I dont the follow up is not strong enough to warrant a Netflix and Chill scenario. Unless she comes and talks to me/directly ask me out (which is highly unlikely considering we were isolated like 3x at her office already). That and she probably already inspired the lust of every male officer in this damn shithole of a base.
tl;dr
>Cant game S2 officer because cant flirt as she knows everything about me already
>Plausible deniability is gone
>She probably has a lot of dudes eyeballing her so her ego will be difficult to break IOT netflix and chill
Thank you all for your sound advice. Feel free to trade war stories or whatever.
>>28263959
>tfw I try fly to turkey but am stopped by the feds. I hide it from my family.
Details. I wanna do this.
>>28262771
Lol, fucking this.
SUPORT ARE TREWPS!
>>28264124
Step 1: Don't use google.
Step 2: Get off 4chan and don't talk about your plans.
Step 3. Don't join the reserves a month in advance.
Step 4: Don't withdraw over 10k from your bank account.
Step 5: Don't contact several groups claiming to be fighting ISIS and facilitating travel. Protip: because they aren't. They are all talk zero action.
Best bet is to set up a good will. Withdraw 2k a month for several months until you are satisfied with amount to buy transpo, weapons and equip once on site. BUY ROUNDTRIP TICKETS. Don't fly directly to turkey, fly to an intermediary country first. Once there then buy a ticket to turkey. Do not use facebook to like up with kurdish propaganda units, you wont get to fight. Make your way south east. Don't stand out, DON'T ASK ABOUT YPG/PKK in turkey!!!!! They are basically at war. Cross the border to the east, conduct link up with other Americans/eurofags.
>>28264105
I am flown back to leatherneck from patrol base to brief several higher ups on increased INS activity I have been observing over the past month. My team has killed several IED emplacers and are currently hunting a rocket expert. They are launching 107mm rockets with greater precision. We are tasked with finding these pre staged launching rocket rails. Waiting for their return and killing them. While back on LNK I am approached by a 10/10 female Marine. Her scent is completely intoxicating. She is super flirty and offers to buy me a drink at Green Bean (Fucking filthy pog LNK) I accept. I drink protein smoothie. She grabs my hand and leads me to a sketchy trailer that looks janitorial in nature. I am rock hard and ready to stick my dirty patrol base dick in her. Suddenly a flash of reality overcomes me. My heart begins to race as I realize I am either laying in a poppy field bleeding out and hallucinating or I am being set up.
She enters the trailer first. I slam the door shut behind her. Grab a wooden pallet and Jam it underneath the door handle blocking her in. She begins to yell and I hear her crackle a radio and call for help. I nope the fuck out into a tank ditch lining the road and sprint 800 ish meters to the other side of the compound area. I make my way to the staging area and rack out in an MRAP. Next morning I hear word of someone kidnapping and raping a female marine, then locking her in a confined space. She is NCIS and they were running a prostitution sting.
>TFW I was wearing a frog suit and wasn't wearing nametapes.
>TFW I got a free green bean smoothie.
>TFW not a single human woman can be trusted. My hatred for females in the military far surpass that of the taliban.
>>28264388
LMFAO holy shit anon!
I want to habeeb it's real!
>>28264518
True story. Also in the end complete justice was had.
A rumor was going around that a few months later a blonde female NCIS marine was walking alone at night (no battle buddy, fucking pleb) from the gym to the shower trailer. She was supposedly jumped, beaten and raped by 9 Georgians. A month later this happened again but this time to a male captain. Half way through the act they were caught by contractors driving around in a gator to get some mid rats.
While I didn't witness her rape myself, I pray every night that it was real. Thank you based gods.
>>28259152
We'll make it one day anon, don't worry
>>28264287
>My hatred for females in the military far surpass that of the taliban.
I've said this exact line multiple times.
>>28264716
Did we just become best friends?
Am I you?
Are we samefag?
Is this the plot line of an old Schwarzenegger film where he finds his clone in his house?
>>28264675
>male captain.
Horey Shet
>>28264756
Don't worry, Russia got revenge for American buttholes.
>>28264800
Good. The georgians are fucking scum. They are unevolved straight cave people. They are straight imbred. They all have discusting flat heads with square unibrow face, barrel gutted stumpy short fucks. They are absolute mouth breathers, each one dumber than the next. If anyone ever witnessed them in the chow hall each one takes a whole loaf of bread. They were absolute IED magnets, like the kind of guys that suspect something is a pressure plate, and intentionally step on it to test it. I was embedded with their "Sniper Team" to share TTP's and help advise them. I make the entire mission plan and brief it.We set up in a hide site a guy pulls up infront of our compound and starts connecting a battery to a previously laid IED. he is on ICOM and he is so close we can hear them talking through the radio speaker. Suddenly the georgians start fist fighting and arguing over who gets to shoot him. Talib hears this and gets on his motorcycle. he is frantically trying to start it. Finally alpha georgian lets a shot off from his AI .338 (whoever gave them this rifle should be slapped) he misses, again he shoots, he misses. This fucking guys bike starts up and he floors it. I stand up on an oil drum to get over the compound wall. I dump my mag into the fleeing INS and he spills. The georgians are screaming at me for doing this and the alpha georgian is raising his fists at me. A huge massive explosion knocks me over. THEY FUCKING WENT OUTSIDE AND STEPPED ON THE IED THAT THEY JUST WATCHED THE INS HOOK A BATTERY UP TO. WTFFFF. I call for QRF and the apes drag this guy back into the compound double amp at this point. They are standing over him arguing and shouting. meanwhile fuckface is bleeding to death. I TQ both his legs. QRF arrives as im calling in 9 line. They take over everything and I just go in the back of the MRAP and buckle myself in I get my first few minutes of experiencing tennitius that will plague me forever
Thank you georgians for my TBI.
>>28258888
most of your battle buddies date civilians for a reason, hornybro
>>28264956
Well... that was dumb
