So /k/, would you willingly serve under Major Burns?
>wanting to serve under someone
>wanting to bow your head
>not wanting to become them
OP is either a woman or a cuck. Purge that estrogen from your body, OP.
>>28253395
So are you purposely being contrarian or have you just never seen MASH and don't know who he is?
Only until Potter turns up to take over.
>>28253436
>you will never serve under a stern but fair cavalry vet from the great war
>>28253395
>hurhur boot licker
>"op is cuck"
>edgy teen
>implying you could ever lead, or be a senior officer/general in the military.
>implying your not a wannabe alpha neckbeard.
>korean war
literally why
>>28253370
It was amazing the level of shit he got away with in comparison to Hawkeye.
I mean, he ND'ed BJ in the leg.
>>28253589
Besides posing as a doctor?
>>28253370
No, he's a bumbling idiot who frequently ND's, and who has clearly lost his issued sidearm, so he's trying to pass off a Star Model B as his 1911 hoping nobody will notice.
>>28253520
>putting effort into responding to shitposts
>>28253609
>trying to pass off a Star Model B as his 1911 hoping nobody will notice
Wait what?
>>28253609
>Star Model B as his 1911 hoping nobody will notice.
That shit made me so fucking mad. Not because he stole it, but because it got pinned on Radar and he gave exactly 0 fucks.
>>28253623
Lots of movies and shows use the model B instead of a 1911. Cheaper and most viewers can't tell the difference
>>28253623
They used a Star Model B because they were cheaper, more available, and worked better with blanks.
>>28253638
Wasn't that a revolver?
>>28253891
>>28253770
Interdasting. Is this something you can actually catch in the show? If it was mentioned I don't remember it.
>>28253914
In a nutshell
>senior officer comes into MASH with a wound
>has super fancy nickel plated Colt Mew Service or something like that with custom grips
>tells Potter "dis so spechul 2 me"
>Potter is like "no worries, compadre, it'll be safe with Radar."
>Radar locks that shit up
>but Ferrit Face is like "aww sheeet Imma have me a piece of dat shiny gat piece" like the nigger he is
>he and Hot Lips sneak in to where the personal belongings are secured
>steal the wheelgun
>go plink with it, probably cowboy the cylinder like retards
>Hot Lips gets horny
>meanwhile they notice the gun is missing
>Radar is in deep shit
>the Padre figures shit out, puts the gun back where it belongs, but doesn't rat out Burns
>Radar's name takes a hit
>Ferrit Face doesn't go STRAIGHT TO THE STOCKADE
>>28253975
Oh yeah, I remember that episode. I meant more the Star B thing though.
>>28253993
Oh, basically any time you see a "1911" in that show, it's a Model B. The Model B is basically a 1911 with BHP internals, chambered in 9mm, and with no grip safety.
>>28254007
Yeah I'm aware that happens a lot, I just wasn't sure if it's actually mentioned that he has one or if you can properly see it on screen. When I watched it I wasn't familiar enough with either gun to catch it.
>>28254016
It's never mentioned in dialogue, the bit about him trying to pass off a Model B as a GI 1911 was a joke. A keen eye can catch them on screen though
Major Burns was not that bad. I had worse officers, when I was in the Army.
Ferret Face is just your common Good Idea Fairy.
>>28253395
this guy knows what life is about
rest of the boot and the 12 years olds who vist this place know nothing of the world and have been brainwashed
