Which weapons take just one look for you to go "WOOWEE!" /k/?
For me it's the Zombie Hammer Brain Saw. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
not gonna lie, I am going to that website just to read the stupid shit while I scarf food into my mouthgullet
>>28250516
>literal autism
>>28250516
>exposed backside
>intelligent
>nihilistic
I... what? assuming what you said is even a merit, it's clearly made to sell to people that don't understand what a practical weapon looks like, so obviously they care about the disposable income of idiots
>WICKED (xD) sense of humor
maybe if you're in the 9th grade
it really is beyond me how someone decided to make an actual chainsword, yet fuck it up this bad.
>***LEGAL NOTICE*** The Brainsaw™ is not a weapon, and it should not be used as such. Doing so will most likely result in your incarceration. We are not responsible for any damages to persons or property.
top fucking kek
anyone that buys this is a cuck
***LEGAL NOTICE*** The Brainsaw™ is not a weapon, and it should not be used as such. Doing so will most likely result in your incarceration. We are not responsible for any damages to persons or property.
>>28250587
Just picked up a new badge for my ride. What do you think?
>"Zombie Hammer"
>not even a real hammer
Just buy a machete or a demolition hammer from homedepot, not this autism.
>>28250516
A E S T H E T I C S
Do you actually look back at your poor example of advertising and feel a swelling of pride?
Or do you continue to plug your shitty, 5 year out of date fad, autism device because you think it will fill that void inside? maybe it will bring your wife and kids back? maybe if she sees how your man child toy is worth all the strain you put on your relationship? Shes gone bro, she doesn't love you, your kids don't love you. Shes at Chads now, his superior seed leaking down the inside of her thighs as your kids call him Dad.
>>28250516
Car-15 with 57mm casing handguard
anon can dream can't they?
>>28250862
>Shes at Chads now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8MSxRVTSsg
>>28250516
memes have gone too far
i can't wake up
>>28250974
The thought occurs to me that you can make any old dumb shit and you'll make money.
>>28250819
I want to make myself a pair of wooden knuckles and learn some woodworking.
Funny thing - in New York it's illegal to have metal knuckles or plastic knuckles, but only those, anything other material is good to go.
>>28250974
>>28251203
Try stone. Hematite is hard and pretty dense, being iron ore.
>>28250516
>nihilistic
In what way?
>>28251203
If you wanted to spend the money, marble would make for a pretty sick pair of knuckles.
>>28250959
It's a shame ragoononline never took off.
>>28250516
That looks like it's illegal to carry.
If it looks cool and has spikes, it's just a wallhanger.
>>28250516
>>28250516
>MFW there is no purpose-built chainsword yet
I know it's retarded and prone to failure, but I want to see one anyway.
http://www.constitutionalstatesofamerica.com/Liberty-Combat-Knife.html
>>28252492
There's a little chainsaw that runs off an 18v battery, I think Makita makes em. Screw some faggot spikes in the faggot hand guard and nigger rig a 20 inch bar on there.
>>28252451
Fuck oooff Matt, your. channel isn't fun anymore
>>28251203
I wonder if Jet would be strong enough...
>>28252547
I was going to get one of those to replace my little petrol saw, but when you look in to it they're pretty terrible.
You can get the body (just the tool, not case, battery or charger) for about £160, which seems reasonable at first glance. They make a few different batteries for it and as I wanted it for work I needed the best ones - they're about £90 a pop. However, the saw needs two batteries at a time to provide the 36v to run it, and because no one is going to pay me to stand around for half an hour waiting for a recharge, I'd need to buy four (two in use, two on charge). I do have a makita charger for my impact driver, they're generic and work with all makita tools, but I'd need another to be able to charge two at one, so that's another £100. Throw in a carry case and that's around £650.
That's not a completley unreasonable amount to spend on a tool, my tracksaw came in at about £900 with all the kit. However, you can get a stihl petrol saw of the same size, which is one of the best makes there is, for about £130.
>>28252651
what about a chainsword-style actual chainsaw that has some sort of semi-ergonomic grip that is used along with a horizontal grip on the top, with an external gas tank to power it
it'd be like a chainsword, but held with both hands, horizontally, for cutting wood. fuck, i might be on to something here.
>>28250516
The Fubar is pretty sick desu.
>>28253074
Picked up a FUBAR a couple of months back. I don't have a use for it, but holding gives me a woody.
>>28252451
That shotgun has been through the wringer.
>>28253074
>>28253399
Nothing like holding the bastard child of a sledge hammer, pipe wrench and sledge hammer in your hands, at 5 in the morning witnessing the golrious sunrise over Minnesota while drinking a whisky and listening to the national anthem.
Or, there would be nothing like it, If I weren't stuck in this shithole, Probably get arrested for singing the national anthem after 9pm.
>>28253450
>sledge hammer, pipe wrench and sledge hammer
*crowbar, pipe wrench and sledge hammer
1am please stop doing things to me.
>>28253074
Those are legitimately useful tools.
I have the non-rescue version and use it for the demolition phase of remodeling houses. I have not found anything that couldn't be completely fucked by that thing yet.
Also wouldn't want to get brained with one either. The beak end of that would get stuck inside you with a good swing.
Highway Halligan. A rescue tool, but as close as I could get to a Lobo.
>>28250516
i'm fucking sick of these dorks and their faggoty zombie shit.
pic related: a car that got towed to the autobody shop i work at. it totalled and i couldn't have been more happy.
>>28250516
>"WOOWEE!"
>intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>28250587
Its a meme you dip.
>>28251237
would it be durable?
>>28254211
ah yes the halligan, good choice
>>28254516
>you dip
kill yourself underage b&
>>28254531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvasNHHT2QQ
Working on it, the trebuchet and ass-less fursuit are in the mail as we speak.
>>28252547
Chainsaw aint a weapon, they jam up and snarl almost as a safety feature.
Now a battery powered sawzall will reciprocate through almost any thing extra blades weigh nill and can be swapped out in a jiff.
>>28254466
RIP SWAGGER WAGON,
may your second life be more kind to you than the first
>>28254575
the entire zombie apocalypse was contained inside that shitty dodge caliber.
