>Bulletproof blankets as a protection in school against mass shootings
BE AMERICAN
>>28108623
>black kid in the back of the line
White men always making the black man be the bait.
>>28108623
>That blanket
>Resisting 7.62x39 or 5.56x45
Where's that copypasta about the gunman taking the blankets and only getting more powerful as he amasses bright orange blankets
>>28108623
I doubt a school system that cant afford new lockers can afford bullet proof blankets for 300 kids.
>>28108695
What shitty language is that? I know its a cuuck nation but I cannot tell which.
The fuck is up with all the bows?
>>28108695
I got a better idea that solves both problems
>get new bulletproof lockers
>make them detachable
>get kids to form a phalanx
>>28108623
>seatbelts on an airplane
>>28108693
Tha'ts why i made the thread, i can't find it.
>captcha: 666
>>28108623
Ok just want to point something out.
>Blanket has shoulder straps
So its worn on the back to protect them while they flee...
>Stops just below the base of the skull
Leaves THE MOST CRITICAL PART EXPOSED
Christ!
>>28108718
Slovak.
>>28108787
do you run like Ed or something?
>>28108806
>be eric harris^7
>see kids zipping down the hall while I carry my combination AK-57 UZI radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seaking shotgun
>they have these weird orange backpacks that extend past their shoulders
>hey wait, those are those bullet proof backpacks i've seen before!
>aim for the head instead
>>28108726
The seat belts aren't for crashes, they're for turbulence.
>>28108862
>aim for the back anyway
>kids fall down because even if that paper thin "bulletproof" blanket manages to stop a rifle round above .22 the victim now has severe spinal+kidney damage
>finish them off at my leisure as they lie crying and screaming on the floor
They really didn't think this one out, did they? If a proper IIIA kevlar vest still leaves you with broken ribs, how is that useless shit going to do anything significant?
>>28108623
>Tyrone's face when these racist fucks stick him in the back
>>28108724
Teachers can barely keep students from pissing themselves in class at that level...maybe in high school.
>>28108934
because they lack proper discipline
they'll learn valuable team-building and coordination skills in the process
>>28108958
Those mother fuckers better be able to form a testudo by recess or their ass is grass
>>28108623
Whose willing to adopt a kid to steal one of these to make a plate carrier? Or a couple even? That would be the most hilarious news title
>"27 children were bludgeoned to death by a man wielding several bullet proof mats he stole from the school
>"WE MUST BAN them chillin killing assault style bullet dropping mats for our chillins
>"how can we liberals make such assault style mats???"
The carnage would be glorious
Kevlar based plate carrier, then go in and start bludgeoning the chilluns to death to prove a point?
>>28108958
Niggers. That'd be your biggest obstacle to getting anything done...or that one kid who touches himself in class.
>>28108623
What are those made of? Why don't they cover the head?
Also, better solution, doors with locks on them. Climb out the window. Not fucking rocket science.
>>28109017
it's achutualy fireproof, they just edited
>>28108641
Or the black kid is gonna use those in front as cover.
>>28108623
Those look like shitty level II panels. Any rifle round would zip right through that shit.
so where is that greentext?
>>28109075
At lvl II most pistols will go through it with minimal effort.
>>28108990
omg kek!!!!
>>28109062
Operation get behind the darkies
>>28109235
guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
>>28108990
Nigga speaks the truth.
>>28108990
>that blanket about as effective as a sheepskin condom on Magic Johnson
My sides
>>28108623
i get the feeling this is one of those things that just make everyone feel safer but don't actually do anything.
>>28109315
But the whities are in front.
>>28108623
>Training them to use the shields as an escape mechanism
>Not training them to form a bulletproof phalanx and attack
Swing and a miss
>>28108623
they're ugly as hell...
>>28108990
There are a lot of times where blacks say some super honest shit. I got to give them that.
>>28109026
Soccer-moms think fire proof is gunfire proof.
Seriously.
I guess that's what op was looking for
>>28108990
top fucking lol
![Marle%2010%20Testudo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f8TmyK9.jpg "Marle%2010%20Testudo[1].jpg")
>>28108623
GET
And these morons think stopping the bullet magically dissipates the energy?
> Active Shooter
> Teacher herds chilluns out
> Bat shit asshole lines up 9mm
BLAM
> Kid falls, 2 broken ribs and internal bleeding
BLAM
> Another falls, fractured vertebrae
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
> Kids fall to floor left and right
> Moving even slower than usual because those blankets are heavy
> Handful of survivors make it around the corner
> Shooter reloads and finishes off victims
> Moves on to next set of bright orange targets
>>28108897
And if a plane dives and has to be recovered
>>28109765
that's what the left specializes in
>>28108623
Except this is nothing but leftist fear mongering nonsense.
1. School shootings are some of the rarest crimes in our country. Your child is more likely to be killed by a car on their way to school than be shot at it.
2. This will not stop most high power rifle rounds, so.it's useless anyway..
>>28109851
they're fleeing.
>>28108623
a nice way to become more of a target and teaching people to be pussies, the best way to deter an attacker is to fight them back , wont be as sensible but it will at least surprise them.
Been to /b/
Been to /pol/
This thread on here was the funniest shit I have seen all day.
Thanks for existing, /k/
Americans get shot thread?
Has anybody yet said that they're not bulletproof blankets, they're tornado blankets?
They're not bulletproof blankets. They're tornado blankets. Why would anti-shooter blankets be orange? Orange only makes sense to find in rubble.
>>28108806
Kek
>>28108904
>>28110071
The meme that the sheer energy from a bullet will break bones needs to die. Educate yourselves
>>28108797
There are black people in Slovakia? I thought they were based...
>>28110383
Not only that but their heads are pretty exposed too.
>>28110510
the meme that a bullet hits with the same force of the gun recoiling needs to die just as badly
>>28110787
>There are black people in Slovakia
only one
>>28110825
I can tell you failed physics.
>>28110510
Against an adult? There will often be cracked or bruised ribs. Even if the armor is rated against the threat, injuries beyond simple bruising occur about 15% of the time according to a study of officer shootings. Against a kid, those injuries would be worse since they have thinner bones and less muscle mass to protect them.
>>28110055
but them exposed legs tho
