The Kraken awakes from its 500-year slumber and procedures to ravage global shipping. How do we stop it?
Japanese people
Get really drunk.
wit boolet
>>28094243
>procedures
So like he files paper work against shipping companies?
Oxygen Destroyer!
>>28094243
Torpedoes
>>28094296
He's very procedural in his rampage of destruction.
>>28094243
Give it lolis
Send it a few fatass Japanese women every now and then.
>>28094243
A nuke
>>28094243
Japanese fishermen.
>>28094266
>>28094446
I'm with these two. I elect them as the chairmen of this task force.
>>28094243
I wouldn't worry, as soon as the Japanese caught wind they would hunt, kill and eat it.
>>28094243
Let the kraken fuck up the sea shepherd sluts first.
Then call in the Japs.
>>28094243
>Stop it
Why? The stars are right. Don't you want to be eaten first?
Send captain Morgan after him
I always wanted that as a tattoo, mixed with some Japanese style artwork like pic related
>not a weaboo
Part Japanese though
Bad idea or not
Underwater sonic weapon developed by the Japanese.
>>28094243
Summon cthulhu and grab some popcorn
We liberate the Russian of some of their Nuclear Depth Charges
Use the Sea Shepherds as bait to lure the beast inn
That's gonna make a lot of takoyakis!
>>28094567
no
japs would eat it alive slowly
could take a decade
Poison the oceans until there is no living creature in it for the next 500 years.
comes with fiery redhead and mommy issues
>>28096395
>Be destroyed ass earth fucked by jesus monsters 10 times over
>Decide to use important assets to make a giant fucking cape
>>28094263
This.
Or we convince Muslims that it's existence is an affront to Allah and his one true messenger MuhamMAD and they send in under water suicide bombers to dispatch it. IDKfam, I'm pretty drunk.
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>>28094243
lure it to mediterranean and let it do its thing.
>>28096396
Now that I think about it, that is a lot of cloth for a single cape. I wonder how much that thing weighs.
>>28096422
Dude no, they just found new oil here.
In Israel's national waters.
>>28094243
poison the entire sea it's in with crude oil
Why would you kill it when you can capture it and whore it out to tentacle fetishists like me?
>>28094243
>>28096269
Do you look and act like a jap? If yes go for it, otherwise you're just a regular weaboo.
>>28094243
Nuclear strike.
simple, we go fishing.
>we get a an osprey
>1000 pounds of explosive
>heavy duty net and cable
>put a bunch of dead animals in the net with explosives
>drop the net into the ocean
>detonation device has wire strung down cable into net
>kracken eats net
>detonator is triggered
>helicopter is safe altitude away from explosion and kracken
>kracken is ether severely wounded or killed
>ether way will not,live much longer
>ship dead kracken to japan for sushi (i'd eat it)
>>28096570
It wouldn't be very visible, maybe a quarter sleeve or on my side. Perhaps ditch the entire Japanese aspect all together not sure....
Also, instead of the ship the kraken would be destroying the original narrows bridge since I grew up near by. It would be a giant pacific octopus, as the rumors go for the one that lives beneath the narrows bridge in the wreckage of the old one (Galloping Gertie) as engineering students may know it as, as you will have probably covered it in any classes where you learn about harmonics/resonance (this will trigger the truly autistics though)
>>28096467
Med's a big place and the Jews know how to take care of themselves.
>>28096666
>6666
Satan's Quads
>>28096666
thats near where i live, i havent been down to tacoma in awhile though, i wanna know more about this story.
>>28094243
Single torpedo should take care of it.
>>28096688
>another tacomafag
Noice
Nigga what do you mean know more? Just google Galloping Gertie-- original Tacoma Narrows Bridge that collapsed in high winds as a result of resonance issues/vibration, widely studied on how to make it not happen in future construction projects. Collapse was pretty spectacular. Only loss of life was a dog
As far as the octopus part goes, that's always just been an urban legend in the Tacoma area and beyond, and not a partiality exciting one. I believe History actually did a monster quest on it. Nothing much to the story, doesn't attack boats or drag people down... Just sits and is a big octopus. Watching... Waiting...
No but really, nothing more to it than "there might be a giant octopus there"
>>28096729
looking it up now, and no bellinghamfag.
but i gotta say, this looks pretty bad ass.
>>28096748
Oh
>near where I live
I mean, not really. I suppose if you were talking to anyone either
A. Not from the US
B. West of the Mississippi
Bellingham is ok too though
>>28096768
*east
>>28096396
>>28096443
It was a tarp to cover the eva. She just pulled it off the ship and used it as a cape.
