guess what i got in the mail today :-)
Probably some stupid AR attachment or magazines
>inb4 mythical reptilian pleasure device
the one shit someone gives about you and your mail
>>28093921
Show us!
>>28093921
its my dick in a box
Clayton the Earth Dragon
>>28094052
What is that, the mini?
Pfft. Amateur.
>>28094136
Yeah, I am.
>>28093921
DRAGON DILDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28094052
This guy knows.
>>28093921
VP9?
>>28096160
A dragon dildo would do better on the torture test than the VP9 did m8, so I certainly hope not.
Gotta be a dragon dildo. Or better yet dragon dildos.
>>28096434
>A dragon dildo would do better on the torture test
>>28096447
Wrong image.
>>28096434
What do you mean "torture test?"
>>28096453
Military arms channel did a torture test on the VP9 and it got broken like a manlet fighting Bane. Here's the link for anyone who'sinterested: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOu5ZGfgtVk
>>28096447
Get mad nerd. VP9 confirmed garbage. Just jew out the extra shekels for a good HK gun. I suggest USP, Mark 23 if you have the shekels, or the p2000. Haven't shot any others, but I hear the p30 is good too.
>>28096453
>>28096625 here, didn't realize you were also >>28096447 until after my post, kinda drunk. Anyway I interpreted your first post and image as an attack, so in the second half of my post I attacked you a bit in return, I apologize for that. All the shit I said about HK still applies though. And watch the torture test vid. You'll see what I mean. Dragon dildos confined more reliable for self defense than VP9. Maybe that means that the VP9 is better than dragon dildos for pleasuring pussy's and assholes(I doubt it) but who knows. More research will have to be conducted to find out.
Pic semi related, the Ted Cruz dildo.
>>28094052 I have that gun.. and a dragon dildo, shit
>>28096908
Ayy lmao.
>>28096908
Looks like you found your soul mate bro.
>>28096908
buy some need sheets omg thats disgusting
> all these faggots ITT
>>28101354
Yiu sound pretty butthurt m8. Sounds like you need a good dildoing.