Skeletons would be unstoppable if they got their hands on 9mm
Well what if I tell you that the skellingtons are not trapped inside you, but because your brain is inside their skulls, your trapped inside them.
>>28085392
>inb4 out of ammo
What would the best anti skeleton round be? I'm thinking heavy bird shot like 4-6. Slugs might pass through with no damage at all.
>>28085363
No gun would work since they rely on piercing damage. You would need a hammer or other bludgeoning weapon. Luckily they take 2x damage from those.
>>28085363
Skeletons are notoriously fearful of small felines, it's wise to keep a small herd of 7-12 to prevent skeletal intrusion.
>>28085473
Easily one of my favorite fucking images. Gives me a hearty kek every time.
how does /k/ oper8 against skeletons?
I never leave home without a uv flashlight on me somewhere, it can make a sneaky skeleton plain as day in the dark of night. I'll also generally have some sort of operational knowledge of my area as to avoid any graveyards or burial grounds.
how do you deal with skeletons that are capable of driving cars? I had one tail me for nearly 20 minutes the other day before I was able to lose it behind a chiropractors office. I've never had to deal with this before, I live in minnesota and I thought driving skeletons were only an east coast problem.
>>28085912
>driving skeletons
>in MN
Christ, they're moving West. We still just have regular walking skeletons here in WA.
>>28085993
I actually heard from some north cali poster in a spoo/k/y thread that he saw a group of skeletons trying to climb trees.
I don't know if he was just fucking with people, but keep an eye out, it'd suck to have some of those bony fuckers fall on you
>>28086012
I mean, we've got some pretty big roaming bands in WA, but they're really dumb still. I actually saw one the other day that kept trying to climb stairs, but he kept getting tripped up on the first step. Eventually he couldn't keep himself up, so he fell and fell apart on the concrete. Good to know I should get ready though.
>>28085363
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE
>>28085392
Shirley you jest
>>28085363
One day, /k/omrade... one day soon.
We are skeletons with armor
>>28085392
>>28085912
>>28085993
Proofs
I just went shopping and I saw one of these fuckers sitting in a cart
I didn't know they understood the concept of automatic doors, let alone that they were sneaky enough to get into a retail store without being noticed.
I'm just lucky I saw him first.
>>28086505
>>28086560
Fucking horrifying. What can we do?
>>28086604
I was toying with the idea of a sort of holy water smoke grenade where you'd use holy water and some kind of magnesium strip or something to vaporize it
trouble is, to get any kind of fill out of it, you'd probably need to pressurize it and pressurized metal cans don't mix well with fire
>>28085912
They are a big problem here on the east coast. Yesterday I was at work taking a shit and I heard the bathroom door open. Fucking skelly comes in and washes his hands, I only knew it was a skel because they make a distinct sound when walking. Luckily I had some toilet paper privacy strips and I picked my feet off the ground so I was hidden. I had enchiladas earlier so you needed a hazmat suit to enter the bathroom. Thank god they don't have functioning noses or else I would be dead right now.
>>28085363
Jesus fucking Christ... THEY'RE UPGRADING!!! THE THREAT IS REAL!!! TAKE GUNS AND GET INNAWOODS NOW!!!
Skeletons got my brother. Where do I go from here?
>>28086815
he is spying on you.
observe him whenever possible to study the effects of skeleton exposure and possibly eavesdrop on him when he's on the skelephone
