Would it be possible for 4chan to start a war?
If so, who would start it, who would fight in it, etc etc
/k/ would fight it
/pol/ would start it
/b/ would provide equipment
/tv/ would provide field intelligence
/b/ would start it
/pol/ would escalate it
/k/ would try and fight it but end up pussying out or just get their asses handed to them
Then that's it. We lose.
/k/ would fight it, while betting on who'll get the most kills via throwing their bayoneted nuggets like javelins
/pol/ would rally and motivate
/b/ would make it worse, or send dick pics, shit or dead animals to the enemy
/gd/ and /tv/ would create propaganda
/ck/ would cook food to be sent to camps
/trv/ and /out/ would map out the terrain
>>28070857
/pol/ is Hitler fucking shit up
/r9k/ is Hitler youth
/tv/ is propaganda machine
/b/ is, well some angsty teenager
/fit/ regular fighting troops
/k/ the SS of said hypothetical war
>>28070857
>Would it be possible for 4chan to start a war?
Well /pol/k/ has a race war in the works, does that count?
/pol/ leads
/b/ is cannon fodder
/fit/ regular grunt's
/k/ special forces
/n/ transport
/o/ is armor
/diy/ is engineers
/g/ is Intel
/out/ scouts and recon
/tv/ is propaganda
/mu/ is comms
/ck/ is chow hall
/biz/ is supply
>>28072847
And before you ask, yea I've put alot of thought into this
>>28072847
/mlp/ is cavalry
/v/ are targets
>>28070857
no.
some pale neckbeard or skeletal antisocial sperg who takes the memes too seriously.
>>28072847
>/biz/
>supply
enjoy having no supplies because /biz/ though it would be a great idea to buy high and sell low
>>28072847
>/g/ is Intel
>not AMD
good goy
How many countries have an army smaller than 197,000?
>>28071428
this
>/pol/ is officers and leadership
>/tv/ generates propaganda and media
>/k/ and /fit/ are the military
>/b/ and /r9k/ are just regular people and workers
>/lgbt/ and /mlp/ get gassed on day 1
>>28073027
That made me laugh more than it should have. Well played.
>>28073162
If /pol/ was the officers, It'd be worse than the political officers in the red army.
>>28070875
>/b/ would provide equipment
wut
>>28072847
>/n/ transport
>/o/ is armor
yes, because fighting a war on bicycles is a much better idea than in cars.
>>28073162
>killing off /mlp/
You know that /mlp/ is pretty /k/, right? They've got more firepower than any board that isn't /k/.
>>28073358
>>28072847
You forgot about /s4s/, /mlp and /lgbt/, the bolshevik resistance.
>>28072847
What about /x/
>>28073026
that's kind of the point of the list.
Why do you think /k/ is "special" forces?
Is it all the neck-beards and dragon dildos?
![Military-Motorcycle-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMTg8za.jpg "Military-Motorcycle-1[1].jpg")
>>28073361
cute
>>28073379
/x/? what is /x/, citizen? surely you have never heard of /x/, have you citizen?
it might end up bad if you go saying what you think /x/ is, am i not right?
here, just let me come closer..
that's it...
see this knife?
if you talk about /x/, this knife will kill you and your family.
sleep tight, anon.
>>28073424
x is paranormal. it's literally right at the top, all the way to the right.
>>28073457
the joke is /x/ is a fucking top secret special ops force, you twat.
>>28073368
/s4s/ could be in charge of making dank meme propaganda
/mlp/ and /lgbt/ are worthless and full of people with no situational awareness though, they would just be in the way.
>>28070857
anyone have the other replies for this?
I know I wouldn't fight for /pol/
>>28073064
>How many countries have an army smaller than 197,000?
>Zimbabwe National Army
>29,000 Active personnel
>21,800 Reserve personnel
>50,800 total
What a time it was.
>>28070875
>/b/ would provide equipment
> We go to war
> Our uniforms are short dresses, cute stockings, a scarf to hide our necks
> Our weapons are military-grade dragon dildos
I'm okay with this.
>>28075060
>/b/
>taste
/b/ is 60% underageb&, 20% reddit fags trying to get in on the dank 4chin culture, 10% mental health issues, 5% bored crossboarders and the rest is assorted faggots, some of which are oldfags who delivered and made this place what it is.
So horrifically vomit- and shit-stained t-shirts, a Richard Dawkins atheist jacket or two, jeans covered with impractical shit designed specifically to troll their own infantrymen, Guy Fawks masks from Anonymous is Lelgion and one set of body armor made of diamond, the hardest metal.
>>28073379
/x/ is SCP containment and research.
>>28070857
Okay, here's my interpretation
Firstly, we would take over all of Ohio and kick out every last nigger and spic. Our navy would be based in the great lakes.
Our glorious motherland's name is New 4chania
>/pol/ becomes shitty gov't
it's okay because wartime
>/lgbt/ and /mlp/ and /k/ and /fit/ are military
/mlp/ and /lgbt/ is basically canon fodder, 1st wave force, no military branch and no weapons. Whoever survives is given a gun and promoted to /k/ or /fit/
/k/ is Army and Airforce
/fit/ is Navy and Marines
>/b/ would start said war, also is foreign affairs
>/gd/ and /tv/ would make propaganda
would basically spread around /b/anana memes
>/ck/ is obviously cook
>/diy/ is engineers
>/fa/ would make uniforms
>/r9k/ is working force
>/s4s/ is a smaller branch of /b/
>/x/ is skinwalker special task force
they basically just assimilate the enemy until they've taken all of their skin and their is nothing left but New 4chania and skinwalker race
>rest of boards falls into masses, choosing which branch they want to go into
>>28070857
/k/ would be army Air Force and navy
/pol/ would be the ones that start it
/s4s/ will supply dank memes
/x/ would work on some freaky psychological warfare shit
/mlp/ would be Calvary (They for some reason are one of the most /k/-like boards out there)
/fit/ would pretty much be heavy's
/v/ would complain
/b/ would do God knows what
>>28073358
/n/ does trains and buses shit too
>>28073379
/x/ is psyops
I actually had a dream where there was a huge invasion by the chinese and /k/ became a communications network for the resistance.
Like /k/ommandos were posting chinese officer beheading videos and people were coordinating strikes on rail yards and stuff.
This dream came after a 12 hour /k/ binge session.
Still need
>/tg/
>/his/
>/a/
Ect
>>28075976
/tg/ strategy and ops planning
/out/ would be comfy in middle nowhere. feelsgood.png
>>28075939
I want it
>>28073162
>/mlp/ get gassed on day 1
Oh I'm laughing- enjoy a good chunk of around ~30% of /k/ just getting gassed
>>28075976
Would /his/ be documenting it for future /his/?
>>28070875
>/k/ would fight
Spelt /fit/ wrong, friend
>>28073359
Fuck off
/out would be air dropped behind enemy lines, told to survive and kill and terrorize.
I feel that most of the "military" would devolve into geurilla and cheap tactics.
>>28076295
>enjoy a good chunk of around ~30% of /k/ just getting gassed
Oh, we will
>>28072847
/mu/ is full of retards better give comms to /g/ too they seem knowledgeable about this shit.
/an/ provides various animals used for battlefield use as well as food.
>>28070970
/thread
>>28075250
Severely accurate
>>28076394
Honestly, most of /k/ would die instantly.
Maybe like 2% of us actually have military training, 3% more have youtube video training from that one group of tripfags that tried to start a PMC, 5% have hunting experience, 10% have weapons they've never fired, and the other 80% don't own anything at all.
95% of the AR faggots would die after realizing how pathetic their shitty 5.56 is against troops wearing more than a t-shirt and jeans.
>>28073162
/sp/ should be the general, the tactical geniuses that they are.
>>28073027
kek
>>28070857
We could start a war, can't say we would win it though. But I do wonder, when tensions are high, how much it would take to push the whole country over the edge. Say if someone fired a single shot at the Bundy Ranch. Or if federal gun control passed and the next day atf offices were attacked. People will naturally follow, when talking about starting a war, everyone's just waiting on everyone else.
>>28075976
/his/ records for future generations
/tg/ strategists
/an/ runs the dog kennels
/a/ and the japplication boards can be cannon fodder too
>>28077172
*japanese boards
>>28072991
lmao
>>28076357
>Wah waaah I call people who like MLP immature man children and pitch fits when people try to use reason.
Literally kill yourself. Id rather fight with the average /mlp/ user than a fat, dirty, weeaboo anyday.
What about medical personnel?
I would think maybe /sci/, or a sub-department of /k/(All the EMS, medics, FF's)
>>28073162
>/fit/
>good soldiers
Rucking is cardio, they'd back out and be more concerned with preserving muh gainz. /out/ is who you want.
>>28075674
Replace /fit/ with /out/. Except for the navy.
>>28073379
/x/ are psyops. The ones who equally enjoy scaring the shit out of the enemy, and young grunts around the campfire that don't know any better.
>>28073379
counter-intelligence
>>28072847
>/k/
>special forces
real special... but honestly we would probably be better armorers
>>28073064
Germany
>>28070857
>Would it be possible for 4chan to start a war?
Well, /pol/ helped provoke Ukrainian neo-nazis to shoot some cops during the Maidan protests, which in turn lead to a government crackdown, which in turn lead to a violent uprising, which in turn lead to the fall of the government in Ukraine, which in turn lead to a civil war and Russian invasion.
So kinda.
>>28073379
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>28079093
>implying you could tell apart the average /mlp/ user and a fat, dirty weeaboo
That said I actually an ani/mlp/hucker and to exclude the second best armed board would be foolish.
>>28073162
>/b/ and /r9k/ are just regular people
>The biggest weirdos are regular people
>gassing /mlp/
>>28071359
/k/ would assist /trv/ and /out/ with mapping terrain,
war is a mean not an end you cockmuncher
>>28079921
invade germany, remove kebab
>>28073379
secret weapons development ans jew deportation
/k/RUSADES when?
>>28079964
Source?
>>28080629
/thread
