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The glock 19 would be a honda civic
.its reliable (to some extent)
.can be heavily modified
.large aftermarket for them
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>>28055740
also forgot to mention its got an annoying fanclub
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>>28055740
Well now i dont want to own a glock. thanks a lot.
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Why do retards feel the need to use false analogies to compare any product with cars.

>If video games were like cars, then...
>If guns were like cars, then...
>If suits were like cars, then...
>If smartphones were like cars, then...
>If restaurants were like cars, then...
>If cars were like cars, then...
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>>28055771
its something fun to think about, for example. an akm could be a toyota land cruiser. its ranked #1 in reliability and is often used by terrorists and african militias
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>>28055786
Kek.
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>>28055759
>something is popular? because its good?? i better not buy it.
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>>28055786
>ak
>not a lada
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>>28055806
because soviet guns fail sometimes
because soviet cars work sometimes
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>>28055803
when did i say that? im just comparing things for the laughs. sorry if you dont find it funny.

Another example:
the m1 garand, an awesome old-timer. if this rifle was an automobile it would probably be a willy's jeep.
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>>28055740
no honda civics are more like hi points
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>>28055771
It's because they can't form a decent argument because of autism.
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Mosin Nagant 91/30
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>>28055806
>get in faggot, we're looking for PROOFS!
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>>28055863
hi-points would prolly be old chevy caprices. they're big and heavy plus alotta hood rats love em
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>>28055859
That guy is obviously mad because he owns a glock and a late model civic. The guy that bases every decision in his life on consumer reports.
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a volvo 240 would be a Carl Gustav m/45, its a heavy and reliable open bolt firearm that isnt costly to manufacture
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>>28055740
>to some extent
Don't be retarded. It's reliable, just reliable.
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>>28055974
but le explode meme
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>>28055740
AR-15 is then an Acura Integra for largely the same reason.
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>>28055959
hell yeah bro
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>>28055836
Lada's are literal tanks.
>>28055859
How would a rifle that chambered in 30-06 that feeds from 8 round en-bloc clips, bends it's op round with anything heaver than 150gr ball be one of the more all terrain vehicles of the time with a straight 4 and later a tanky as fuck straight 6 with a lower compression rate?

The garand is more like something old that's got a smaller big block in it that's real picky about octane content, and can only drive on the road, IE Chevelle with a 396 or something along those lines.
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>Acura MDX
I've always wondered...
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>>28055869
that ping
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anyone know what a g36 might be?
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>>28056129
One that melts?

So anything with a LS1 in it?
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>>28056164
Leave it to tripfags to meme it up
>filtered ya bitch ass
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>>28056129
Maybe an Audi A6. Nice and german over-engineered. Cool if it works but have fun when it breaks.
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>>28056129
Jaguar XJS V12

that engine literally melts if it overheats
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>>28056171
Hurt your feelings? http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/04/03/the-g36-controversy-intensifies/

LS1

http://www.thesmokingtire.com/2011/no-more-ls-swaps-oh-into-a-awd-porsche-996-ok-one-more/

There you have it, good riddance delusional faggot.
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Suppressed blued Walther ppk/s is an Aston Martin.

I think you know why.
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>>28056054
VP9 fa sho
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So what kind of a car would the PS90 be?
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>>28056298
that one German bubble car
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>>28056263
>Aston Martin

Rapide? DB1? DB5? DB9? DBS? Volante? Vantage?
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>>28056210
And yet, I still want both
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Barrett M82 and Hummer H1s

>liberals hate both
>Government the primary buyer
>other then Gov. only rich fucks can afford
>"cant be dodged....go thru...."
>both can deflate w/o operator present

pic. related: heres some of my own work. im available for commish.
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AMC Gremlin and Intratec Tec9s

>small compact
>only young people seen around either
>neither user knows the mess they currently possess
>complete shit from the factory
>both the butt of jokes in their respective markets
>"makin like they used too"
>"thank god"
>suppressed or unsuppressed...sounds like shit
>no longer made
>neither holds their resale value
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>>28056217
Did you even read the second link? The fire happened BEFORE he bought it. It had nothing to do with an LS1.
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HK USP would be a BMW 5 series.
Sig P226 would be a Mercedes E-Class.
Walther P99 would be an Audi A6.
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Always thought AR's are like Civics since every kid has to modify and fuck with them
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Derringer and Smartcars

>compact
>minimalist
>little margin of error or death ensues
>both make alternatives more appealing
prius/something w/ 3 round capacity
>if you own one, you'll wish you had something bigger
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anything .380 and pink Volkswagon Beetles w/ eyelashes and flower rims

>both Users carry purse
>never worry about friends asking to borrow
>"nice car/gun" from men never ensue
>german manufacture
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